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>>24676901pol loves trannys wtf are you even talking about.
>>24676901Good luck paying your mortgage with tomatometer points.
Can't wait for the nose dive next weekEllen Page will commit rope because of all of the hate against herScreencast this
Thank you for your advertisement anon, but I am not interested in your movie. I wish you best of luck with it though.
>>24676901>movie releases Jul 17th>it's 1:45 EST>has 500+ verified reviews alreadylmao, tell me its astroturfed without telling me
How much did you pay you, shill
>>24676901Imagine being so creatively bankrupt that you take one of the foundational books of western civilization and put niggers and trannies in it.
>>24676901Anons, what's the last good movie you've seen in a theater?For me, it was District 9.
>>24676907They watched it in fast forward from the stroke of midnight, then went home and wrote reviews. Totally legit.
>>24676901Hasn't been released yet. Meaning all of those reviews are coming from critics, premier audience members and test screenings in liberal cities.
>>24676909And the wrong fucking characters. Helen of Troy is in the Iliad, not the Odyssey. And she wasn't a nigger.
>>24676901Oh wow! I totally wanna cut my dick off now!
I'm not going to see it.Won't even pirate it.
>>24676909They have to tick a bunch of DEI boxes to qualify for an academy award. Pls understand. Bastardizing the myth is a small tradeoff for such a prestigious award.
>>24676912aka jewish sockpuppets and shills
>Verified reviews.It's not even funny at this point, how fake everything is.
>>24676901GO WOKE GO BROKE! NO ONE IS ACTUALLY WATCHING THIS WOKESLOP! JUST YOU WATCH! IT IS LITERALLY WOKE BROKE DEGENERACY!
>>24676919Calm down redditor.
>>24676901>watch my NPC approved goyslop movieNah I'm good
> Movie was so based
>>24676913Helen is in the Odyssey too you dumbass
>>24676920You go watch the troon movie you faggot lover
>>24676901Achilles is the chick from Juno
>>24676901I have no idea, why don't you tell us?
>>24676924I have no interest in going to see reddit approved goyslop.
>>24676901My reaction when
>>24676910the lord of the rings probably. i was 11 and hadn't become a reclusive shut-in yet.
>>24676901Actual audience score is ~60%, shill. The camrip got released yesterday, overall impression is blah.
>>24676901donald trump should resign tomorrow.you have won the culture war.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
>>24676923Nta, but it's a really minor role and not significant enough to include in a Odyssey movie. Her narrative significance is being a macguffin for the Trojan War. In a story that isn't about the Trojan War she's pointless. Which is probably why they cast a negress in the role, but it was still a dumb decision because you now have to justify Nyongo's face as the "face that launched a thousand ships" and not even black people or liberals are buying that horseshit.
>>24676916>They have to tick a bunch of DEI boxes to qualify for an academy awardThis is such a bullshit excuse. Are you telling me you would leave hundreds of millions of dollars on the table so a few retards can have an award that is realistically meaningless? None of this matters because Matt Damon is cast as Odysseus, which was the biggest casting fuck up and the movie was doomed on that alone.
>>24676925Yes but no, she is playing another character but they basically replaced that character with Achilles in the story. Which is very strange
>>24676901OP is a seething fucking faggot obviously
>>24676912>>24676907>>24676911It's already out in Europe.
>>24676923Nigger she told a story about the Trojan war. Exceedingly minor mention.
>>24676901what's it like living in a curated fantasy world that feeds your delusions about consensus because jews want you mindbroken castrated and dead?>>24676910really can't remember, i always made a point to watch every james bond movie I could in theater but they were never really good. Bourne Identity quadrilogy was better spyshit, but I didn't see any of them in theater.
>>24676901Don’t care. I live within one hour’s drive of 5 of the 25 cinemas showing it in the director’s preferred format (70mm IMAX). I’m not going to participate in this bastardization of Western culture, even if I am a film buff. I won’t even pirate that. I haven’t read the poem yet and I don’t want to think of a nigger or tranny when reading a foundational text of Western civilization.
even our MSM says it's fucking shit, although not for the reasons /pol/ hates it, but because of crap like Odysseus apparently suffering from amnesia during those 7 years with Calypso and not even knowing a family is waiting for him, and the actor's performance generally being piss poor
>>24676901500+ sample size. Could be one guy with a botnet.
>>24676901No it is worse than i could imagine. I can't even pass 13min. Still 162 min of this hellish void!If you succeed to watch this turd, you should be instantly euthanazied.
>>24676939The poem was the marvel slop of its day so this movie is ironically a perfect rendition
>>24676901>verified reviewswhats it like to be a worthless nigger worshiping leftoid faggot motherfucker?
>>24676923In Odyssey, she goes back as Helen of Sparte.
>>24676905>her
>>24676901almost every movie that comes out has a 90% its all bots and fake reviews. studios also pay for reviews usually its review sites you never heard of saying its the best movie you've ever seen. Think about that, every shitty movie that comes out is rated as higher than the godfather or apocalypse now. It's a money laundering scheme to fool as many people with a shitty movie until word of mouth comes out and everyone knows its ass. Also after the ghostbusters ass movie, studios reserved the right to remove any negative review and just mark it down to someone who lied about seeing it or is a right wing troll. The obsession movie was made by a youtube guy and it was the first movie he ever made, and its very mid and its at 95%. I always feel bad for the audience reviews that say "did i see the same movie? it was such a poor script and bad acting but somehow its 99%?" Most movie enthusiasts know rotten tomatoes is all fake and only read letterbox reviews. Go to letterbox and click on reviews and read the lowest if you want accuracy'It's 3 hours of garbage. The bots are out in full force, no doubt. I think half the budget is in fake positive review bots and paying off so-called critics. Do yourself a favor and watch something else instead.'
>>24676925She plays Sinon from Aeneid (by Virgil). Scene is so weird and short, very similar to the memes. Armor too big, run like a little girl then strucked by 2 arrows and a big trunk (giant spear?). Say: "trophy for Athena" then die.Trojan horse and exposition (from Trojans) are even worse than her deplorable acting.Movie is void, exposition and reverse of values.
>>24676948Nah the movie was great overall. It's a shame they didn't put the scene with the Aeolus wind bag. The scene with the tall warriors was really dumb (why did dead bodies appear on the shore out of nowhere?) and also the last fight was very dumb too
>>24676947>I think half the budget is in fake positive review bots and paying off so-called critics.Seem legit, the movie is very cheap. Actors are bland so probably first shot. "Best" part is the wokeness.
>>24676901The masses loving propaganda doesn't make the few who see through the bullshit be wrong.
>>24676901I wouldn't know. I'd have to ask you.
>>24676949As I said, you go to the gas chamber, subhuman.
>>24676947>>24676950The bots and ticket sales are part of the marketing budget.
>>24676953Imagine being over the age of 10 and still watching cartoons. Kill yourself, manchild
the future is AI movies written by chatgpt all rated at 100%
>>24676901You are looking at paid content. Look at fragments of the movies on YT, this shit is awful.
>>24676955If you don't like animes, get off 4chan.
>>24676901Still not going to watch
>>24676957link?
>>24676901I think where you went wrong is assuming people go to movies to be given a perfect 1 to 1 ratio replica movie and it's about entertainment. This big ass cast of crazy trannies and negroes is gonna be a hell of a movie and if not it's gonna be hilarious watching Nolan burn hundreds of millions on a flop.
>>24676936>>24676949>>24676955Why don't all show us your shitskin flag, you fucking nigger rat.
>>24676962I'm a Congolese trans woman living in Bandar Abbas. Happy now?
>>24676901rotten tomatoes, adding it to my list of things to casually destroy
Obligatory.
>>24676960I can give you that. Would you say that it's the perfect movie? The critics does.
>>24676901nigger
>>24676915>Won't even pirate it.I will, because every download is one ticket less.
>>24676966The new Age of Sigmar movie looks promising
>>24676901holy shit this has been the most kike shilled movie since fucking Star Wars.Kys and YWNBAW.
>>24676901It's going to flop HARDTrust the plan we can still win this
>>24676902Too much hatespeech there for meThis is a safe space
>>24676916Hollyweird aslong with the entire jewish "entertainment" industry needs to be glassed.The bought off shill critics would be the first ones tossed into the ovens.
>>24676905>I just want things to fail and people to be miserable like meI hope everyone like you suffers forever.
Step 1: Open restaurant.Step 2: Serve poop on plate.Step 3: Get bots to give 10/10 reviews.You now have a restaurant serving shit with perfect ratings. No actual unbiased humans involved in the ratings. How is this any different from the ebin expert reviews?
>>24676971Not with all this attention
>>24676974No tranny, we want woke slop to fail.
>>24676901>200 reviews wake me up when more than one household full of pajeets watches it
>>24676975A tactic as jewish as devouring babies.
>>24676958read the faq retard
>>24676901how does it feel to shill hollywood marketing for free
>>24676974>I hope everyone like you suffers forever.Congrats now you know why everyone hates you. That's exactly how they have felt about you and people like you for 20 years. Time to pay the piper.
>>24676901All of the reviews are fake. Nothing is real anymore.
>>24676969Uncanny resemblance
>>24676901If you would actually listen to real Anons you would know that "go woke go broke " is bogus, the reason movies have been doing poorly is mostly because of two reasons #1 younger generations don't have to attention span to sit through a movie and #2 but most importantly is the quality of movies as a whole are just shit, shit character development, shit stories, shit acting, shit cinematography, over reliance on special effects. They are just not that good anymore. The culture is still woke, people even conservatives will still take their wives to woke movies, anyone telling you woke is dead is just trying to get you to buy back into the system but the real reason is that most movies just aren't worth watching because they were done poorly.
>>24676968>i found this beer with little pieces of shit in it>can you believe they're charging money for this?>jokes on them, i'm going to drink one for free in privateanon, i ...
>>24676901I noticed that in the feww ads I've seen for this movie they haven't shown any niggers or trannies in themI wonder why
>>24676901These are leftie reviewers doubling down on trannies and nagger diversity hires to get back at the right. Everything is political.
shan't be watching
>>24676986in my defence, i said pirate not watch it but i admire your determinationpeople will eat shit and be happy, they might as well not fund the shitters
>>24676901/pol/ is always without exception wrong.
>>24676901w-w-we got it wrong chudbros… it’s the greatest movie of all time
>>24676991>>24676992the duality of finns.
>>24676901>the market for whitewashing stories existsyou lost whinny
>>24676983It's going to be hilarious when we find out it's all fake and they actually lost money.
>>24676901That shithole website hasn't been reputable for at least the last 10 years.
>>24676915>HOOOOONNNNNNNN
>>24676901See... Masses of (idiots / judeo NPCs) and masses of paid (idiots / judeo NPCs) can't be wrong, how dare you don't follow think Yeah ok Anonand yes Previous Pre Op Page Pretty, Present Pretentious Pitiful Post Op Page Putrid (before pages of pity party page pages) "she was so pretty before" "she's a cringe redit double nigger, nigger ugly faggot nao tho"
>>24676995they spent $250M making this.they spent another $125M marketing it.they have to recover $375M before they make a red cent.i predict that they'll sell some tickets on day 1and they had some pre-sales.they'll say that it's on it's way to being a hit and they'll use their connections in the media to push that narrative.BUT, people will have actually seen it at that point, and they'll start talking about how shit that is,and word of mouth is stronger than the media now...
>>24676901I've already seen the webms. It is embarrassingly shit
>>24676985>Anons you would know that "go woke go broke " is bogusNah. I guarantee most people heard about the casting decisions and just noped out. Contemporary movies do suck, but Hail Mary and Backrooms just proved people will show up to a decent movie.
>>24676901Congrats on finally stepping over your shadow and admitting you need a white christian male to make the movie you yourself could not make.
>>24676910The last movie I saw in theaters was Hobbit Part 1. I don't think I will be back.
>>24676901It needs to make the better part of $1bn just to break-even. It's a failure unless it does.
>>24676901I screencapped this. The debut is today. If there's a big dropoff by next week the movie sucks. You know this.
>>24676905
>>24676901It's just a fucking movie. If you're into multicultural and trans slop, go watch it and enjoy. If you aren't, why give a fuck? I haven't watched a movie, any kind of movie, in over a decade. Who cares? Are they mandatory? I'm not interested in the slightest. I have other, better shit to do.
>>24676903fuck you fag
>>24676901Helen of Tr-AAAAAACK
>>24676901>favorable reviews >doesn't matter if it is a 5.1/10 or 10/10 review it is counted for the favourable review meter.
let's forget the actual content of the film.it's a 3-hour movie.it has no intermission.they want you to sit in a chair for 3-hours.why, the fuck, are movies getting longer and longer?i intentionally look up runtimes now, and if it's over an hour and a half it's an automatic pass.
Its kind of funny that we reached the point that the only way kikes can pretend peoples consume their slop is by claiming that "everyone does it!", when in reality no one like these half assed cash grab remake regardless of the politcal messaging they tack unto it, even those who actually love the source material so much theyd be willing to downplay their criticism out of brand loyalty.Yes, those shadows on the wall IS THE MOST POPULAR FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT! NOW CONSUME! BUY MORE! Then you look at it and its just a lazy kike using a pedal to move puppets as he cant even be bothered to give them lifelike behavior for entertainment purpose. Its like if a retard heard the "bread and circuses" quote, and decided he knew better than everyone else, only to provide hardtack of of additives and a depressive clown held at gun point.
>>24677011This movie is intended to be an epic like they were before, Alexander got panned and I think people actually dunked on it's intermission too. No piss break for you.
>>24676901You tell us OP
>>24677011Ikr
Flop of the century
>>24676909>foundational books of western civilizationIt wasn't even a book for most of its life you retard. It's a series of poems where men dressed up as women and pranced around on stage and aristocracy clapped and cheered.
>>24676909Imagine being so subverted that you pay to see it, and the overwhelming majority gives it 10/10 score. Right wing grifters are so pathetic.
>>24676901This movie at this point has been shoved in my face more by the seethers on both sides then the actual marketing depermantment. Still dont care. Never will. Thanks just my 2cents.Alexander was gay btw. Could make a movie there without the inserts.
>>24677013if you can't control pacing, and make your movie epic in an hour and a half, that's not a me problem, that's a you problem.i'm just not interested in anything over 3 hours. i got shit to do.
>>24676901Is it true it was funded by Soros?
>>24677016More like a century of flop, the hall of cost shall be paid via backruptcies and profit margins in the negatives.
>>24676910Nuremberg last year.
>>24676932It was a smart decision retard it gave the movie an extreme amount of buzz feed. Now it's a hot topic for normies, and people on the political spectrum are going to see it either to support the message or to Haye watch it for their YouTube channel content
I don't understand why this was moved to /bants/, this is pretty damn political for /pol/ since it's literally identity politics.
>>24677012You can't even criticize it's generating value because every movie flops so they don't even pay their staff except major actors and directors who have to show upThe rich don't play by the same rules as us and we are reminded of that every day.
>>24677011I personally hope Dune 3 +4hrs
>>24677018Pure fucking projection, get raped by a pack of Muslims you fucking swede faggot , it's typical of your kind to be the biggest hypocrites on planet earth but there is one ideology that is bought and paid for and it's not right wing, literally left wing is the ideology of grift, funded and pushed entirely by hypocrites, but retards like you will push out buzzwords because of your worthless faggot brain cannot do anything in good faith kill yourself
That's gonna be reactionaries reacting to the negative reviews of a shitty movie by reacting to it positively when they didn't go and see it.
>>24677122Right wing isn't an ideology and the right wing in America is absolutely compromised. You're fighting a war in the middle east for Jews. Are you serious?
You know, the very stance and attitude you have makes you a tool right? I don't mean that in an insulting way. I mean that unless you truly understand the environment you are navigating, and you truly understand the issues at stake and at play, and how they relate to you as an individual and your moral code, you are just a tool waiting for someone else to pick you up and put you to use for whatever purpose they want.Nothing is beyond subversion, noone is above being socially conditioned. It's a system that has had billions upon billions of dollars poured into it and they do it to keep you uninformed and to mislead you on issues to their own end. Noone is on your side, by default.."right wing" politicians are just as happy to fuck you over and strip you of freedom and privacy as the left. Go look up the Patriot act.None of these people are your friends. A strong and individually-driven, discerning mind is your best friend. That's why they want to strip you of your self, and your own code, to replace with their own.I don't care what a man calls himself so long as he shares heritage, culture and interests and governs properly. Right now,.we are bereft of genuine leaders in the west. When a man is drowning, he doesn't ask for the credentials of the hand that reaches in to save him. That's why grifters and traitors are able to controo political institutions while preventing any real 3rd party opposition from forming.Trump just wants to be part of the club dude. That's all it is to him. He isn't the man who will lead America's national revival because he doesn't give a shit about that if it isn't clear yet.
