what happened to you living on disability and becoming a detective with big assed women or something involved somehow


i want to hear more about that DT

le blog updaterinos:

nofapperino because spurting my BBC aspie cummie wummies is le badderino


plus I found something betterino: pissing.

Artists and Authors in NSFW fictions treat cum as if it were as readily abundant and as quickly accumulable as urine. Plus if you don't know, when a woman squirts, the bulk of what their squirting is urine.

urine urine urine, and MUH BIG DEEPTHINKING MINDERINO made a connection, "they treat cum in art and fiction like URINE!!!" and thus basically I'll nofap and imagine myself making cummie wummies with my aspie bladderino squirting urinino into the toilet kinoino :3

- cumming feels good for a second but that's only because you are relieving a desire to cum.
- when you urinate you relieve a desire to empty your full bladder, and it may feel good coming out.

you can cum a couple times in a day and your cock and balls progressively gets more sore.

you can pee SEVERAL times a day easily if you drink enough water. and hydrating yourself by drinking water throughout the day is upheld by health influences as LE HEALTHYINO. another benefit of drinking more water is that you can't goon your pecker if you gotta pee and/or poop.


yes I drink coffee and I drink water (I drink more water than I do coffee btw, because I AM A HEALTHY BLACK BVLL), and because I occasionally drink coffee to not waste my entire day doing nothing but stimulating my adhd with le instagram reels and youtube and r34, I feel the le need to crap but I HATE crapping, unless I REALLY need to go so it just shoots out of me on the toiletino as soon as I sit downerino.

So basically I almost always feel like I gotta pooperino, and I don't plan on pooping until I can't delay it anymore.

AND I drink alot of waterino to peepee my BBC when I has a full bladderino because it's more pleasurable that way, and trust me with the combination of WATER and occasional COFFEE, I don't have to wait long to get a full bladder.

>>24691957
and also by WATER I mean water I source from a le brita filter pitcher and boil in a tea kettle before pouring myself a cupperino

ALSO I've recently came to the realization that I don't need to reboil water every time because by the time I'm done with my HOT mug of HOT water, the water in the tea kettle is still hot and I can get more without boiling. I can get like a couple mugs of hot water with only one boil :3

>>24691880
detective sucks
being a government disability freeloader sucks, the money you get is so little

I hate le having to worry about le finances in my headcanon and I want a sovereign political unit to manage myself and fight against a world of rival nationalistic dynasties

>>24691880
erm...

i love gigantic breasts AND gigantic asses and I don't want waifus with one or the other, I only want waifus with BOTH.

>>24692003
I have found that the women I really like often don't have very big breasts for some reason, but I have come to see as some type of weird racial thing at best I suppose

switched to gelbooru from r34 because r34 is quantity over quality and bad tags and gelbooru is quality over quantity and good tags

>>24691991
that's cray cray...


you see for my headcannonerino...


I like to imagine...

okay..

I'm like some type of Italian that is heavily discriminated against and can't find work at all because nobody will hire me no matter what I do, and it's so bad they even tell me that school is not for everyone and the faculty give me a hard time at school

so I spend a few years as a drifter and a bum...

but then I finally get to a low enough place to where I realize I can probably be a bouncer, it's one of the only jobs I can do

then I decide to do that for a while for experience that I can use and transfer over to working for security

I think security is more liberal then being an actual literal cop and easier to get hired plus you don't have to worry about where they'll stick you when you get hired, like some shitty small town or something you can work wherever you want

but I would like being a heckin private eyeerino

but I would never like looking at death scenes all day I don't think I could get desensitized to that

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I've changed my mind

I want a rich mommy and I want to cuck some rich zillionaire and hog all of mommy's attention while her biological children (both adults, one male and one female) take a backseat.


Here's how I've imagined it:

I'm a HULKING BVLL, and I'm hungry so I steal some fooderino and chimp out and land in prison, get on the news catch the eye of my rich mommyino waifu and get bailed out by her and become her BVLL

originally she'd have large breasts and a large butt and then through subsequent plappings her breasts and butt will grow gigantic :3

shows I'm considering watching:
>Arrested Development
>Hulk, Hulk animated movies, ultimate avengers movies for hulk kicking avengers' ass.
>Fantastic Four (90s & 2000s cartoons)

I'm not interested in Avengers EMH because lack of hulk, fantastic four gooder.

>>24692188
excluding ultimate avengers because it is TOO boring due to severe lack of hulk

*yawn* I'd stick with hulk cartoon and animated movies

>>24692204
I'll keep ultimate avengers but ONLY to watch the hulk scenes

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i changed my mind

I want to be short and have a tall mommy with gigantic breasts and ass

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newest headcannerino

so like

I'm Steven Universe

I'm not fat I'm just big boned and also I am not gay

for some reason the feds always have it out for me they absolutely hate me and I make them completely seethe

it's them behind everything like some great spider's web trying to contort my entire life
it seems self-fulfilling and extremely limiting, so why do they do it?


the only thing I can be sure is that they seem to be somehow feeble and hate anything that is not similarly old and decrepit like they are they made me really think I had the worst genetics possible


they see everything like it's just a matter of genetics and it's like wtf but I realized my genetics actually aren't that bad and it's still uncertain why they hate me so much something to do with racism probably but really it's actually literally the indentured established order of things that are in place


that are the reason cause and blame which keeps everything in place and stuck how things are in general, and is the reason why society will never go back to how it was before despite how much the Trump administration or whoever else it is that wants it to go back

>>24692433
I could watch steven universe because steven is surrounded by tall thick mommies

>>24692469
steven universe is much gooder than adventure time

>>24692544
idk though

maybe I'll see marcy and bubblegum as tall mommies too after binging steven universe.

>>24692554
I don't know bro...

I've seen how big someone can be without steroids versus steroids and it's like ugh

steroids are awful

yawn wokeup