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What would be the equivalent of asking a cunt the same intrusive question
ITT WE DISCUSS EQUIVALENT INTRODUCTORY COMMUNICATION
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>>24704446
>What would be the equivalent of asking a cunt the same intrusive question

Tell here you own a horse rescue in Mexico at the beach down by San Felipe. It doesn't make much money, you do it for the Horses.
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What is your relationship like with your father.
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>>24704446
That’s just how the female brain works. It’s depressing but do you want pussy or not.
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>>24704446
Ask her if she is a good homemaker and that you’d like to see her current space to discern if she’s telling the truth. Clothes baskets with unfolded clothes, dirty dishes, and lack of cooking supplies will tell you everything you need to know.
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>>24704446
but why does the snakes mouth look almost exactly like a pussy?
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>>24704446
So just tell her the truth; you push carts for Shartmart and spend most of your free time posting rants against women on the 4Chans.\

No need to be a bitch about it.
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>>24704447
This works because women fantasy about horses and the beach all the time and women want to move to another nation, like Italy or Mexico on a white sand beach and ride a horse each day with the man she loves, with you owning a horse rescue at the beach it's like winning the lottery. https://x.com/VoteLambright/status/2079570326661283964
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>>24704446
you sound insecure.
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>>24704446
>What do you do for a living?
>What do YOU do, huh?
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>>24704451
You know why it is a sign from God there is a reason a snake tempted Eve.
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>>24704455
Nah, exchanging workplace details is just too non-autistic and conventional.
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>>24704446
You should be grateful that you can end the meeting so quickly and save wasting any more time.
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>>24704453
witnessed. the future looks bright
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>>24704453
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>>24704446
>sizing up my wallet digging for gold
And they are right for doing so. Women want to know if you have disposable income so that you can have fun together and afford kids.
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>>24704446
The only correct response to "What do you do for a living?" is asking them their bodycount. She's getting straight to brass tacks so you need to as well.

You are only as good as your ability to provide and her value is inversely proportional to her mileage.
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>>24704446
its a filler question meaning that the conversation was dead and you were a failure, never let a woman ask questions from you just keep bombing them with questions and pretending to be interested
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>>24704448
this if you feel like being polite
>>24704462
this if you feel like being blunt
at the end of the day they are basically the same question
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>>24704463
Basically this. Women hate having to think about anything but themselves.
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>>24704446
>What do you do?
How do you properly respond without sounding mad or insecure? Do you just excuse yourself to the restroom and instead just sneak out knowing that's a huge red flag? Dates shouldn't feel like job interviews.
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>>24704463
>meaning that the conversation was dead
"Excuse me, I need to use the restroom"
>*Sneaks out and leaves the restaurant*
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>>24704451
Reptilians engineered fefails to extract your soul through their pussy. By fucking a pussy you are putting your dick into the mouth of a cobra filled with venom. It's all a galactic humiliation ritual.
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>>24704446
one time she was asking me about my paycheck commenting etc
took a glance at her pay statement, cause she wouldn't tell she began yelling and screeching, they're like kids
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>>24704449
No, I guess not. Sex without emotion is meaningless to me. Fucking some whore that just wants my money would make my dick limp
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>>24704446
>actually taking women's questions seriously
I was out with a buddy of mine and both of us were single. I had a very good job in IT at the time, I was making low six figures which is very good for here and the time.

He showed me just how stupid women are. At the time he was just working in a call centre, he did customer support for Xbox. The money was shit, he hated it, he had to deal with retards every day. The usual "is it plugged in" IT troubleshooting only it was often angry teenagers or absolutely clueless boomers calling on behalf of their child (one time a boomer called with a PlayStation problem for example).

Anyway when he was approaching women and they asked them what he did he gave very vague answers like: "I help people have fun" (it's not technically a lie, people do play xbox for fun). All in all he was very upbeat and if I didn't know about his frustrations with the job (and how he was desperately seeking another, better one) I'd be convinced that he was very happy and doing well for himself. Women also loved the game of trying to guess what he actually did and he playfully teased them about it. He would fuck pretty often, I'd say one in three nights he'd be able to take a woman home and fuck her. So if he went out, 2-3 times a week drinking that was actually a new woman every week. Some of these were also women that were tourists and only there for a week or two, sometimes he also "double dipped" where he fucked the same girl the next day and then went out and met another (that happened a few times out of the 3 months he was single).

Anyway, my "game" was shit because I was treating these interactions like a job interview. Which is also not fun, it's too serious. So even though I looked better on paper, my odds were way worse, like 1 in every 10 women I got a number and maybe a third of those led to sex. As soon as I stopped giving a shit and stopped taking women seriously my odds went way up. Taking women seriously is always optional.
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>>24704461
>Women want to know if you have disposable income so that you can have fun together and afford kids.
Lol. Everyone is poor now. Our ancestors survived on less and made it work. They weren't all gunning for billionaires. They were realistic, humble, and appreciated what they could get.
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>>24704461
And having kids with someone you have zero connection with simply because they have money is a quick ticket to domestic abuse and divorce.
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>>24704446
Her age. How many times she's been pregnant, how many men have fucked her, how many were black.
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>>24704446
Just say you're poor and just looking for love. Shame her
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>>24704462
Not really. You already know her bodycount is going to be big (unless you're in high school or something) so all you're doing is farming for a reaction you already expect to see.
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>>24704450
You don’t have to say this, but you should definitely be looking at these things you just wrote right here. This is an excellent filter and a big tell of how your life is going to be white a woman if you commit to her.
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>>24704476
single digits or double digits are difference between a dealbreaker
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>>24704446
>How many abortions did you have?
>How many niggers have you fucked?
>How many SSRI's are you slinging?
I could go on forever.
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>>24704449
>he kinda makes me feel confident, brightens up my day you know, on that emotional level even though he's old and gross and ugly
No, you're just whoring for money.
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>>24704460
Yep, good'ol Wayne. I'll never forget the time he got swatted and had to explain to a sheriff's deputy what /pol/ is.
>it's an anonymous image board where Israelis post
My fucking sides.
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>>24704476
Ok then women should know the amount of money im willing to spend on them is going to be zero (unless shes a virgin or something)
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>>24704471
0/10. The ramblings of a schizophrenic. You sound like my Uncle with his wild stories from the past.
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>>24704446
Ask her if she cooks good food, if she’s good at homemaking and to prove that she’s even worth the resources and time.
Then tell her “red flag,” if she doesn’t. Even though it’s a feminine thing to say, they’ll take it as a red flag to reject them the money and support.
Most women are entitled sluts that would take offense to that, that’s why it’s just as valid as her asking what’s in your wallet.

If she refuses to answer the question because she takes it disrespectfully tell her “feminists fought for you to be financially independent of men, why are you only in it for the money when there’s just a liability in it for me?”
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>>24704446
I answer as if she is King Leonidas. What is my profession? I inhabit a body. Hoora.
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>>24704446
She’s more than likely just trying to find out if you are going to be a good provider or if you’re a total weed smoking, game playing, drop out loser that she’s gonna have to work two jobs to support.
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>>24704456
Her lusty snake cunt ate the apple of his dick and then he sucked that "apple" juice right out of her cunt.
And God was like
>That's enough you 2, time to gtfo.
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>>24704476
>expected reaction
And a woman should expect a man’s reaction to be to backhand her to the floor for being a money-grubbing SLUT. It’s just expected right?
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>>24704471
>I'm a leisure time expert
>Intrigue intensifies
I'm just a neet but you gotta sell it
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>>24704458
>and save wasting any more time so yo can go back to gaming
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>>24704488
Why talk about it when you can do it? Don't be scared. Get out there and smack a ho.
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>>24704446
>what do you do
I meet random people from all over the world everyday and have random conversations with them, that's one of the fist things I always ask them.
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>>24704461
>hold on let me check you bank statement, let me check your credit score
That's not how love works.
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>>24704491
I don’t cold approach women so this would never happen.
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>>24704453
lol wtf
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>>24704459
>witnessed. the future looks bright
Based idea, glad you love it.
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>>24704462
She looks at your face, makes a grimace and says
>What do you even do for a job?
At that point lie as hard as possible and feed her as many drinks and try to fuck her, she'll wake up, regret it so much that she won't drink with you anymore but if you hover tightly near her group you might end up fucking her again and so on, after a few years you'd soften her up cunt included and she'll finally give up and marry you.
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>>24704446
Ask her if she spits or swallows
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>>24704446
It's a good question. A painful question, but a good question. Since she likes honesty, she won't mind telling you her age, weight and how many men she has been with intimately/if she has children. She doesn't want to waste time on a poor man, and you don't want to waste time on an old, fat, turbo whore. All of the above are serious concerns and at this point in the Internet Age only deliberate liars and programmed bots would call them no big deal.
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>>24704446
If you want to ask a somewhat analogous question, then ask her how old she is. If you want the blunt meme question, then ask her what her body count is.
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>>24704446
This is probably the fucking worst place to garner advice about dating and women. This is a den of bitter autists/neets/Troons (delete as applicable) shouting at the world they think owes them something. Asking someone what they do for a living is basic fucking small talk.
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>>24704446
>What would be the equivalent of asking a cunt the same intrusive question
Just ask her how many boyfriends she had.
She is reducing you to your wallet, so you can reduce her to the mileage of her cunt.
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>What do you do anon?
I drive
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>>24704484
>Then tell her
she'd be already gone, bro
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>>24704446
when did you start your periods? how regular? what is your diet? contraception method? bodycount because the new study confirmed telegony but it works in some different way, but in effect it exists.
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>>24704486
>he has nice clothes better order the most expensive dishes on the menu
when in fact you only had nice clothes
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>>24704499
she's throwing out random question boredom seeping in her,
anon annoyed and paranoid :
>not tell me the history of your cunt, gold diggerrr
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>>24704501
>basic fucking small talk.
Yeah, that's what I thought. I ask people what they do all the time.
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>>24704446
/bant /b This post is off-topic.
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>>24704446
i had some retarded foid (pharacy tech, $20/hr) unmatch me on Hinge because she didn't realize that "software engineer" is a complete job title. she only worked blue collar jobs in the past apparently and thought it should look something like "Shift Manager 3"or whatever.
>tfw i make ~$300k/yr
>tfw i can set my own job title because we don't have HR
foids are fucking stupid
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>>24704446
be vague as fuck, leave some mystery - anyone who first asks what i do, i tell them i am a Bic lighter repairman
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>>24704502
she's throwing out random q, she'd rather watch tiktok or talk crap with the gals
out of nowhere, anon
>YOU ARE REDUCING ME TO MY WALLET?! Now lets check that mileage on that cunt you whore! Not so smart now, are ya?
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Ideally everyone should be doing
something. I’ve gotten off my ass
and went to work, just to answer that
question alone. From either gender.

Oh but we don’t like that do we : (
That’s a butt hurt to invalid majority.
They thrive on my humility. I’d KMS
myself, if I wasn’t so aware of the
pathetic, imbeciles behind all this.
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>>24704446
Hey, I saw this thread on /pol/



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