Took a 23and me and got this bullshit back. What the fuck is this?
>>24718613Jake you stupid nigger what are you doing. You are a Euro Mutt that plapped a Pocahontas. Grats.
jake is retarded.
>>24718613>The man who can say every slurWe can still see your name btw
>>24718613You're like a Turbo mutt
>>24718613What a mess
>>24718613Purest white aAmerican people.
>>24718613>Mr. Worldwide>Dr. ChimeraOne of these two
>>24718613>Eastern European 5.6%>Ashkenazi Jew 1.7%>Levantine 1.4%
>>24718613Not Jewish. No place for you in the world to come. DNA has been registered with Palantir. You lost Tranny.
>>24718613>Only censors 1/4 references to his name >An almost impossible mystery meat mutt genetic abomination If real, it is truly a testament to the abhorrent results of race mixing.
>>24718613Good lord, there's a mutt.
>>24718613That's almost impossible diversity, Jake.
>>247186131.7% jewish
>>24718613A stupid fucking nigger mutt is what you are, jew golem.
>>24718613>jake destimnypa faggottry /b/ tho theyre prolly dumb enough to fall for it
>>24718613>he willingly sent his blood to kikeslmao
That's fucking brutal dawg. I'm sorry.
>>24718613MuttGOD I KNEEL
>>24718613:)
>>24718613Good morning Jake Destim
>>24718613DIOS MIO
>>24718613You must look like sneako
1. Ask to have your data deleted from their severs once you download it. Do NOT leave your genetic data in the hands of these companies.2. 23&Me was caught faking results to make people less white. Often adding in 3rd worlder and kike %.3. If we go with the idea the data shown is 100% accurate, your family tree is filled with sluts and man whores.
>>24718635A little I think.
>>24718613Mr worldwide?
>>24718630>Continental admixtureI’m so sorry. At least you’re not very Irish, but they’re better than continentals.
>>24718613>nupol being brown as usual
>>24718613dios mio...
>>24718613>A combined 12% of different types of jeet>10% nigger>One drop ruleYWNBAW(hite)
>>24718613Dios mio
>>24718613imagine paying jews to give you a fake list of "muh ancestry" while they turn around and sell your DNA to the ruthless corporations and governments of the world
>>24718642I need to see this guys family tree im assuming hes from line of traveling rapist
>>24718613>this will be the average American in 2100
>>24718642You might have same stats as well. Your entire nation is a cauldron of mutts.
>>24718613Those tests are fake don't worry, they add a bit of this and that to everyone to fight racism. For example here is mine.
>>24718645More like whore women. Rapists would have left their spawns in the places they raped.
>>24718637>brownDid you really need to take a DNA test?
>>24718613Jake, with that genetic make up you must be the heir of a long dynasty of prostitutes
>>24718648This is just you flexing your pureblood to mutts. Hope you are happy with yourself, now some of them might commit suicide.
>>24718613> South Asian 4.2%It was all fine until this
>>24718613You're fucked, Jake Destin. I'm reporting you to the FBI, CIA, NSA, SPLC, ADL, Mossad and Interpol.
>>24718613U lost mutt
>>24718613>not even 0.1% PolishYou will never make it...
>>24718647Lol I'm a tranny, why would I care
Dude what fucking color are you?
what about me? guess my ethnicity/nationality lol
>>24718658You are a man. There is no such thing as tranny.
>>24718613>Overall 60% European-Mediterranean with a wide range of African-asian admixtureRacism is an intellectually challenged concept. You are fine.
>>24718660Slav(e)
>>24718657>Eastern European 5.6%
>>24718613Mr. Worldwide.
>>24718660Jew
>mfw the ancestry hits
>>24718660Plains canuck of jewkrainian ancestry
>>24718660Serbian.
>>24718637>>24718613kalegian mutt latest editioncertified by 23andme
>>24718660If you're not NAFO, you are fine.
Jake, "mutt", Destim
>>24718660>tp>Canadian flagIm not gonna invent the wheel brother im gonna guess Ukrainian.
>>24718613did this shit and it told me i was assyrian like wtf is next, tell someone they're scythian??? lmao
>>24718613Abo in the woodpile somewhere back in the day. Your great grandma was a didgeridoo burner. Very disrespectful.
>no western European>No dutch, Rhinelander or Nordicnigger
>>24718613la creatura
>>24718669das rite
>>24718639What do you think the "Saxon" means in "Anglo-Saxon"?
>>24718656>1% latvian.Chad detected.
>>24718639Everyone in England and Ireland has Viking Rape DNA
>>24718613Microchimerism. Your mother is a slut and fucked half of the planet.
>>24718613
>>24718613Dios mio!
>>24718679Huge diaspora, all rejects who identify as Russians but are actually Turks.>>24718681>ChadKinda.
>>24718613I know this is real because being so mixed made you retarded enough to attempt unsuccessfully to censor your name
>>24718613Jake Destim, you are a retard.
>>24718688god I wish, I burn in the sun!
>>24718613Those ZOG-Pimp Rape-&-Murder Camps work better than you thought?But Mongreloids have myopic half-wit (((Intelligence))).It makes sense only to (((Them)))?
Average American DNA results
>>24718613Your totals don't nearly add up to 100%. Bait thread.
>>24718690That name has a sort-of "Nigger" ring-to-it?Maybe I'm just misinterpreting Tranny?
>>24718622>DNA has been registered with Palantirif you knew how genetics work, only one person from your lateral lineage needs to upload their DNA to confirm your identity positively with like 90% accuracy >>24718632They give most people a % of jew or nigger
>>24718613Majority European ~30%5% IberianI will allow it Jake.At this point we need all we can get KekWe need to go by reverse 1 drop rule.
>>24718613You get a result like this when the Rock bangs some spic and a white american fucks their baby.
>>24718615spbpfull name on 4chan
i'm the ultimate euromutt. each of my great grandparents were born in a different european country. each of my 4 grandparents has a different hair color (light brown,red, blonde, dark brown)
>>24718698Mullato tate has 50% British genes
>>24718613Its from the parakeet blood sample.
>>24718696>They give most people a % of jew or niggerNo they don't. Plenty white people ITT. You're just descended from Jews or niggas.
>>247186378% West African and 5% Native American, is about as muttified as one can get
>>24718613The top two ranks in your ancestry list are countries known for colonizing the world. No fucking shit you have genes from everywhere.
>What's your ancestral background?>Jake Destim:YES
>>24718660brat
>>24718708jede se ima se brate
>>24718613Honestly at this point I call based. Imagine the dedicated autism over 20+ generations to reach this wide distribution over human races/ethnicities exomuttism.
>>24718637they call him niggerstein - created from nigger's head and jewish spine - a racemix monster - the test didn't lie
>>24718704>No they don't. Plenty white people ITT. not my claim>You're just descended from Jews or niggas.projection. 99% Northern European (1% unknown)>They give most people a % of jew or niggerYes, yes they do. They want everyone to think they're part nigger or jew and we're all one big happy melting pot.
>>24718862That's a projection. You're simply unhappy that during the day when the Nazis are going to come into power, you will not be spared, and none of your children and none of your descendants will be spared. Other people in your family who do not have this 1% will be spared, and they will continue the legacy of your blood, but you in particular will not. amerimutt individualism simply won't have it with you. You want to feel good about throwing your posterity forward, but this is the only obstacle, and also the biggest obstacle, and an existential threat to your entire life. This is why you invent bullshit about it being fake, but the 1% is there, it is unknown.
>>24718862By this one percent, you have been essentially existentially rug-pulled.
>>24718862What qualifies you specifically to be targeted when they are happy to give other people 100% european? Where is the logic in that, it actively works against the entire basic theory that everybody is mixed to some degree by having purebloods exist. You can run your raw genome through Gedmatch and get a more comprehensive and ancient breakdown of your non-white ancestry and potentially find even more. 23andme including the other major retailers only present your ancestry to about ~200 year or 8 generations ago. Your mysterious 1% probably belongs to a population which can no longer be quantified. Seriously try out Gedmatch (it's free) and see what you find, they have great ancient dna calculators.