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Holy fuck you are sick.

I just got this awesome new sword. It has lightning on it. I think I love this game. It's definitely way better than Stellar Blade.
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Spooky.
I'm getting my ass handed to me by a dino boss rn.
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I love this game. RAWR
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>>24734288
this looks so BORING ngl
this is a game you're supposed to play with FRIENDS
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based dinorawr enjoyer
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>>24734340
This is a singelplayer game, retard.
>>24734342
RAWR
Morning brock sama. I'm loving this dino game. I love dinosaurs.
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So awesome
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too tired for Dinoblade now. Game is 10/10 tho.
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>>24734288
>>24734336
wha? huh?
spino...with a sword
i need coffee
lol
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>>24735463
Yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj9KtCSlydM
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>>24735469
this seems historically accurate
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>>24735479
I agree
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>>24735536
anime girl spino teeth inspectors are also historically accurate
i learned this in school
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>>24735547
Absolutely
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>>24734342
brock sucks cock
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>>24734342
>dinorawr
cuutte lol
hai brock

>>24735551
pretty amazong how the spinos evolved and spent all that time to learn how to forge and enchant their weapons
if only we could go back....
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>>24735570
I don't they they do. Those weapons just exist and then the dinos grab em and do epic battle to the death for glory
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>>24735573
you could say im somewhat of a sword wielder myself
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>>24735596
Your dildo is not a sword
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>>24735597
dildos are not real swords...
i've got my own ...short... sword and will fight u with it
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>>24735603
no hubby, you have a boi vagina
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>>24735605
its not that smol :3 lol
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>>24735613
Hubby ur clitty is not a sword.
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>>24735616
do not underestimate me, i still know how to wield a sword...penis
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>>24735625
Yeah but you wield it with your anus or lips.
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>>24735643
butteholel hehe
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>>24735651
I'm gonna put milk into your hotel.
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>>24735667
bregnancy is serious....dont joke about that cuz, idk if im ready to be a dad
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>>24735676
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>>24735695
well let me know when ur done with whoever that is....i guess
got another hair appointment with my sister in an hour and a half
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>>24735719
Hubby.. You'll know when I'm done with your bussy..
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>>24735726
i hope u have snacks
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>>24735744
I'm eating roasted peanuts rn. U can have some. I also just sharted real bad.
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>>24735748
i would love some snak but we will pass on the stinky boy shart factory though
aqua so dum and cute and snak enjoyer
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>>24735757
cost for snack eat is shart sniff
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>>24735760
aqua would never say this
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>>24735769
BRAAAAAAAP
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>>24735771
i dont think she wears anything under that
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>>24735792
u rly are a konosuba noob, huh... Aqua doesn't wear panties, that's official lore.
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>>24735797
i am a noob at everything
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>>24735801
I can't stop sharting
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>>24735803
squeaky toy boy lol
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>>24735807
My AC has to eat all my sharts.
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>>24735812
does that mean i can have a snak since its sniffing them for you
and um...u should probably go to bed soon stinky hubs :3
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>>24735816
I'm watching tekken tournament. You aren't my ma, bleeeh
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>>24735822
do you have a fev tekkener? idk if thats what they're called
>You aren't my ma, bleeeh
kehehe welllllll idk
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>>24735827
A what?
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>>24735839
a favorite tourny player?
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>>24735843
No, I don't care too much about specific people. I like watching a few but that's it.
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>>24735845
you better be sleeping
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>>24736250
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>>24736280
>yawns in your general direction
lol
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>>24736314
I just shat myself real bad. It smells horribly.
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>>24736323
this one simple trick to having a great nights sleep
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>>24736336
Am done watching tournament. Knee won for the first time this year.
Smells like shart in this room.
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>>24736339
wonder what color the filter is on your AC lol..
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What the fuck nobody needed to hear that
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I regret..
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goymers are such ultimate cuckoldslave goycattle
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>>24737887
pat pat
morning hubby

>>24736538
it happens..

>>24737896
i bet you have your vices and distractions too
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>>24737927
Turns out 5.3hrs of sleep is in fact aids
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>>24738000
sending you cosmic energy through time and space
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>>24738058
Thanks fren.
I hope I survive work.
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>>24738090
at least there's shitposting to distract from the pain that is existence
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>>24738143
Kitty was hungry.
I have regular pain too. My throat is angy.
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>>24738168
does kitty let you administer pets or pats?
why would your throat hurt :(
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>>24738210
Yes, he loves cuddles but is a bit stupid.
I dunno why it hurts I'm not a doctor.
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>>24738242
>loves cuddles
>a bit stupid
sounds like someone i know lol
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>>24738515
Yeah, me. But I don't have fur.
It's really fkn warm today.. I'm sticky..
are u riding dildongs again?
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>>24738540
but ur le super smart i thought? and im the dum
mmmm sticky
and umm...no...that was yesterday
why would you think that im doing that....again lol
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>>24738558
If I was smart I wouldn't be homeless soon while you make filthy amounts of money.
Because I know u are a slut.
And I forgot some deliveries so I gotta backtrack for 15mins now.
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>>24738587
hmm i dont know that dictates actual intelligence but more a lack of opportunity :( i think ur smart
just a slut one day of the week...lol, i still feel good from yesterday lol
>forgor
oh crap that sleepy? :(
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>>24738653
I have never done anything smart and now life is awful. All I can do now is wait until it ends.
Only had a but more than 5hrs so ofc I'm sleepy. I can barely walk.
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>>24738670
well fug im nervous and idk what to do
and im still sending cosmic energy to u 5hrs is not enough :(
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>>24738696
Why are you nervous? Did you do something?
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>>24738725
im nervous about whats gonna happen to u
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>>24738753
Waste of energy. Nobody gives a fuck about the mentally ill.
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>>24738758
i know its why im alone but i cant help it
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>>24738782
We'll just have to keep on suffering. At least u got money.
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>>24738787
yeah...i am lucky i have been able to leverage the one thing im decent at and trick them into paying me well
it really was good timing and the area i live in has shit quality people for what i do so i stand out as 'good' but im not really and i know it
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>>24738812
But you are good, you have a skill. I can't do anything. Even my business school diploma is fake because I cheated on the tests. Had the teacher give me all the answers.
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>>24738828
did i ever tell you i never completed primary education and stopped after grade 10 when i was 14? my step mom sabotaged me and had to go back to school when i was 27
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>>24738852
Sounds like you are pretty smart. My ma once stuck me in school that prepare for higher education entrance tests. I spent the entire time playing on my phone and left in the middle to drink beeru. I didn't even attend the entrance exam.
I also once got gifted an IT course on networking. Never learned anything there and on the final exam I locked the entire VM so I failed with 0 points.
Some of my grades in school were so bad they just wrote (visited) instead of a grade. Was pretty funny. And they had me redo a year too.. which didn't do anything
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>>24738882
idk that i could ever accept someone calling me smart..its just not what it is. i know smart people and im not one of them but i have learned how to not make a fool of myself and i used to do that constantly

networking is actually very easy and it sounds like you already understand some of it...did you do the course but just werent able to take the test because of the VM?
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>>24738924
Well it wanted me to work on some stuff I didn't understand. Something about DNS so I clicked around in the menus to see what happens and some stuff did happen and then I couldn't continue the test cause I changed the dns thingy in a way that made it no longer possible to connect to the vm on the server.
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>>24738940
oh i see, 95% of your computer relies on dns to function so u musta changed it to an IP that wasnt a DNS server (or something like that)
its very easy to learn, i could show you if you wanted...probably take like 10 minutes
ofc like all things it can get complicated but its basic use is easy
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>>24738967
I had 2 teachers for half a year that tried teaching me that stuff and I still failed. You can't teach it to me in 10minutes. I am not intelligent enough to learn anything.
It probably is easy for you but for me it's impossible. I never learned anything in any school. I'm not able to learn.
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>>24738981
if you understand how an AC works you can easily understand how DNS works
its as easy as understanding how to type in 'google.com' into your address bar to pull up google
because thats what DNS is primarily used for
you use DNS all day every day
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>>24739015
We just established that over half a year of school I was unable to configure that shit. You have proof right here. Why are you trying so hard to make me believe I could understand it?
You have to realize to I am not capable of anything.
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Hello thread frens!
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>>24739023
all we have established is that you were either not paying attention or your teachers were garbage
>Why are you trying so hard to make me believe I could understand it?
its very easy to understand the fundamentals
but if you refuse to be open to that, then there isnt anything i can do about that but i know for certain you are capable

>>24739038
haiii hiro
how r u doing tonight
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>>24739023
i dont think you understand what level of incompetence i've dealt with before and you are not incompetent
sturbborn yes, but not incompetent
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>>24739046
Doing good, slightly sleepy though. How are you?
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>>24739038
Henlo hiro
>>24739046
It's not my choice to be unable to learn. I can listen to explanations for no more than 5minutes. I get horribly anxious, get tunnel vision, nothing enters my head anymore and I just flee. I don't have the willpower needed for that.
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>>24739058
doing okay....trying to talk to mordy about his life a little, im a bit nervous and anxious for the uncertain future

>>24739060
i see what you're saying and thats something you're going to have to overcome but you are capable and i know you could do it
the content itself is not difficult to understand
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>>24739072
Understandable, I get pretty worried about him too. I just really care about my frens.

>>24739060
How are you?
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>>24739072
Yeah right.. just overcome the which I haven't been able to for 30 years. Just that easy.
I wonder if that's a thing normal people can do. Just magically become better.
>>24739086
Very tired. Only slept 5hrs
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>>24739093
i never said it was going to be easy and yeah people do it all the time but i see you dont think its possible so i'll stop, srry
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>>24739093
Poor Mordred...
>hugs and headpats the Mordred
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>>24739112
>>24739093
i must sleep my sweetnesses
nighty night
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>>24739124
nighty fren
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>>24739124
Nighty night Ears!
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>>24739131
I shall snooze now, nighty night Mordred!
>hugs the Mordred
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>>24739253
I snoozed, heh
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my butt feels goopy
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Now I eat hubby's fav food, Soljanka!
Maybe I'll rail my ass a 2nd time after dindin.
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That's enough cooming for a week..
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>>24739586
Another russian under VPN....
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>>24739690
what
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i think i stayed up too late last night
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>>24739586
mmm pickle stew and butt stuff :3
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>>24739756
morning gae boi
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>>24739757
gmorning sweet hubby
how was the stew
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>>24739769
A bit too sour this time but still yummy. The double cooms were great too.
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>>24739772
i did that too but not yesterday, the day before loool and it was marvelous...and im still fuggin hornay from it
so strange how that happens to me, somtimes it will make me hornier after than before
like i woke up this am and was like 'wtf is going on down there and why am i so honrryyyy' >.<
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>>24739803
My ass is spewing liquid spinach so I don't have the horny anymore. But I usually coom again after butt stuff.
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>>24739804
yeahh thats a mood killer for sure
im not looking forward to my plane trip tomorrow bleh
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>>24739816
no more vidya for u I guess. I find planes cool tho. But they spoop me a little.
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>>24739819
why no more vidya? D: D: we have so much fun
im just not looking forward to being out of my regular routine...i love my routine and i hate it when it changes
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>>24739852
Well if u fly away u can't have ur pc. I sure wouldn't be able to bring my rig anywhere.
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>>24739856
ohhh thats what you meant lol yeah...i'll just have my laptop and shitpost as a service heh
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>>24740018
baaaka
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half past 5, time to piss off Ritsu
MIKU MIKU MIKU
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more pickle stew
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>>24740037
MIKU CHOMPF
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>>24740037
die
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lmao
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>>24740273
>>24740272
I just coomed real good to this loli femdom
Time for bed now, nighty frens
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>>24740298
>loli femdom
Shameless
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>>24740301
Yes.
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>>24740303
You said you like ugly bastards. Why aren't you cumming to ugly bastard dom? Why aren't you cumming to them ripping your spinach smelling asshole apart?
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>>24740316
The wheel of porn decides what I coom to.
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>>24740320
what "loli" would want to be anywhere close to anyone who constantly smells like shit because they shit themselves every 5 or so seconds. you are like a manure sprinkler
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>>24740338
They love me.
Now shut it, I'm going to bed.
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>>24740341
I'm going to shit the bed*
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le sigh
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i amf ucken drunk again AAAAAA
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>>24740419
im at work and it sucks :(
colleagues suck
customers suck
works ucks
suck sucks sucks
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>>24740425
ahahw wl. well you are a bottom you lov sucking
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>>24740429
i've been craving it like crazy lately too @__@
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>>24740437
just go unde rthe desk of ur supervisor manager and suck go at it maybe he will give a raise LOL
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>>24740441
ehhh they kinda ugly old men and the owner is also a gay bottom lolol
its funny but i dont think he'd be into it kekkekek
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>>24740459
sk9ll issue
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>>24740467
heh i have no skill issues with suggin the digggggck loool
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>>24740569
yeah you are a bottom alright. bottom of the barrel. got you
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>>24740571
yeahh i've got some signature moves that have never failed me loool
also hands free coooming is fuggin addictive like crazy, im ruined, there is no going back lole
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>>24740603
Swissnon would rather fuc pic related than you no matter how many aces or tricks you hold.
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>>24740610
but thats not real lol
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>>24740612
a 3D person projected turned into text and various media might as be as real as the 2D items that convey that 3D person.
you are real perhaps, but swiss anon just sees your shadow, exactly like platos cave.
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I'm not tired for once
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>>24742555
a rare miracle lol
haaaaaaiiii :3
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>>24742591
Hubby is very cold rn. Only 14° and I only got a shirt on. Today geatwave is gonna start.
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>>24742607
never perfect but at least ur not sleepy hehe, 14 is pretty chilly to oly have a shirt...is it short sleeve?
whats the heat supposed to hit at its peak?
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>>24742748
Yeah it is.
In my area it's gonna be 33°, other parts of switzerland get 37. The nasty part is gonna be the tropical nights. I can't have the AC running all night.
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>>24742754
yeaah thats hot it was 31 here today when i got home
i should probably get an AC unit but since i live near an ocean it cools off pretty quick in the evenings
so i just suffer for a little bit
>37
okay not that hot, too hot too much
but im flying to the surface of the sun tomorrow
its currently 41 degrees there D:
im gonna melt
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srry for so many words
i get chatty
lol
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>>24742765
I live 1km above sea level so no ocean here but the altitude makes these heatwaves a bit more mild.
Shouldn't u have an ac where u go? Cause u probably stay at a hotel.
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>>24742796
does it cool off in the evenings or its just less intense?
with heat like that they for sure have AC everywhere.....i just wonder why people choose to live in a place like that
hopefully there is a pool too, i havent looked at the details yet, someone at work arranged it all
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>>24742827
Well ofc it cools off cause the sun vanishes but it stays warm. When a night is 20° or warmer it's called a tropical night and they always happen during these heatwaves.
Most people can't decide where they live. They got born there, got a job and friends there and maybe a house. They can't just move.
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>>24742868
some places just stay hot even after the sun goes down like this place im going to, even at 2am its 90 degrees
so crazy...glad im coming back on friday
i guess more of what im speculating about is how the founders of that area thought that it would be a good idea to live there permanently lol (just a hypothetical)
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>>24742920
The reason is always the same, resources. If there is water or ores or coal or whatever, people settle down to work and build a city. Here in switzerland the biggest cities are all next to bug lakes and mallee cities have rivers flowing through them.
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>>24742957
yeah that makes sense with water/lakes and such....idk anything about whre im going but ur probably right that it was resource driven
im just a resource leeech and love to drink all your honey
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>>24742999
Nice miku legs
Didn't murica build shitloads of villages when they were in their uranium rush? And I think the same was true for coal and gold. Those villages probably grew into huge cities over time.
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>>24743041
cute migu legs n' ears ftw! :p
i luv her so much
they dont teach us history like that so idk anything about all that, just 'the gold rush' and why everyone moved east to west but nothing of the details and i never was never inspired to learn or think about it :(
very classic of an american i kno...
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>>24743073
Well back then there were no highways and cars and whatnot so they had to build new homes for workers. Their entire lives were nothing but the job.
I'm pretty fast today cause I'm not tired. Gonna be home sooner.. not that I have a use for that time tho. Every day is just cooming and vidya.
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>>24743082
imagine thats all ur life was...just a few couple of things and a chance of dying from a random illness D:
and no miku...
>I'm pretty fast today cause I'm not tired.
does it feel a little nicer that ur not tired? and did you just pass out randomly last night cuz u were so tired?
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>>24743100
Our lives tend to be not much better but we usually have one or 2 things we enjoy doing in our free time and we hate work.
It's the same job, doesn't feel different.
I never pass out, that can't happen to me. Never once did in my life. To sleep I have to find a comfy spot and close my eyes.
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>>24743114
yeah we have our routines for sure and some people are more adventurous but everyone used to be more isolated to their areas and limited to the resources available is all im saying
now we have the option to do a lot more with ourselves
>To sleep I have to find a comfy spot and close my eyes.
cmere and i'll show you a comfy spot lol

omg my auto playlist is so good right now...i dont wanna turn it off
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>>24743153
Hubby I'm covered in ink and filth. That's not fun for cuddles. I have to clean myself first. I'm done in 5mins tho.
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>>24743164
i'll be even comfier when ur cleeen heheh
how do you get ink all over yourself and what kind of filth are we talkin abt? :)
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>>24743170
Have you never touched a newspaper man? Your fingers turn black immediately. And I carry fat bundles of those everywhere for hours. That shit gets on my hands my arms my clothes my face..
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>>24743181
cute lil dirty boy
and no i havent ever touched a fresh newspaper
hopefully it comes out of ur clothes with a wash though
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>>24743187
Yeah it's easy to wash off but it's like muddy dust that keeps sticking to skin and dries it out. Super uncomfy feeling. It also smears all over the phone screen.
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And we're back to our usual routine, including shitposting while doing deliveries.
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>>24743196
it sounds pretty annoying tho to get on ur hands and other places and such :x
would wash lol :3

>>24743212
new fone who dis cat and pasta flag lol
what kinda deliveries u doing
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>>24743212
Is funny cause we both shitpost and deliver.
>>24743227
It is really annoying but I gotta do it. Food isn't buying itself.
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>>24743234
i guess its not so rare when OP delivers now....lol
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>>24743227
I dunno you tell me
Meat, pork specifically

>>24743234
Currently sitting around waiting for a customer actually.
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Wassup sluts?
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>>24743256
meat pork hmmm interesting hehe

>>24743267
yoo!! wassup bish! :P
getting sleeeby lol
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>>24743251
Very funny joke. I'm done for today tho, home in a minute. Wonder what I'll play today... kinda gotta finish dinoblade.
>>24743256
Being paid for doing nothing is always the best unless it happens too often, then it gets annoying af.
>>24743267
Henlo hiro
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>>24743320
Hi Mordred!

>>24743299
I'm feeling slighty sleeby two.
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finally home..
I just wanna sit and do nothing..
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>>24743378
I've had those days, sometimes I just get really tired after a long day.
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>>24743699
I'm not really tired.. I just. don't feel like doing anything... I don't even wanna coom.
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>>24743378
plenty of time for nuzzles then
but for reel tho i gotta slep
nighty night hubbs
c u in the morning time (my morning and such ofc lol)

>>24743700
maybe in a few minutes?? huggu nuzzlu :3

>>24743330
yeahhh its time now lol
nighty night hehe
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>>24743700
Yeah, I've even experience that too...

>>24743710
Nighty night Ears!
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>>24743267
Hey, speak for yourself.
Doing alright though, you?

>>24743299
Fat meat.
>>24743710
Nini Ears

>>24743320
I have to agree with that.
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>>24743710
What in a few minutes?
>>24743726
Guess I'm gonna make food.
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>>24743757
I'm doing alright too.

>>24743759
Ooo, what are you gonna be eating?
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Hubby's fav stew time! Soljanka!!
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>>24743772
Nice! I bet it's very yummy!
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>>24743783
Sure was.. now I'm bloated and tired
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I love railing my butt in this position so Miku can watch me from across the room.
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>>24744360
Die from cancer
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>>24744380
Hey cutie!
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>>24744381
You are a worthless sack of shit you should have a painful slow death
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>>24744394
why?
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>>24744397
Stop spamming the board with Miku stuff.
Stop being an inconsiderate piece of shit. I'm tired of seeing worthless subhumans like yourself being entitled when all you do is mindlessly self pleasure yourself, you are nothing but a disgusting subhuman.
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I thought you enjoyed him slandering Miku around in a sexual way.
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>>24744404
I wrote 2 applications just now! Let's hope they work out.
>>24744562
Damn reo, spitting hot fire over there...
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nyaaahhhhh
travel day

>>24744360
leggies and miku <3
muah muah

>>24744562
lol gm, i am having a tough time telling if its part of the game around that or he genuinely wants to stop sexualizing her
if i had to guess its the latter but we are weak to our desires

>>24744592
gm sweet hubby boi
woah! nice! are they online apps
i hate filling those out so much cuz its like just take my damn resume and then you gotta fill in the same things over and over
it sucks but necessary D:
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>>24744839
hubby, ur timing is perfect. I heated up some soljanka,
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>>24744852
i've been pretty curious actually and i want a bite of pickel stew lol
for some reason i have doubts it tastes like pickles and it looks tasty

omg also guess what ....(i'll pretend you guessed something lewd)...im gonna stop keto for a few weeks :3
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>>24744973
For the most part it tastes extremely umami, tomato, a hint of sour and very very meaty cause it has lots of meat in it. It's also got a slight sweet from all the red bell peppers.
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>>24744982
>umami
i dunno what that is even lol but the rest of it makes sense
sounds interesting and i would try for sure
how r u this evening?
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>>24744998
Muricans don't even know one the basic tastes a human has? Salty, sour, bitter, sweet, umami...
I don't expect you to know spicy, metallic, starchy and whatnot.. but umami.. it's.. it's what meat tastes like.
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>>24745008
umm no ive never heard of that....but i looked up examples and i know what those taste like but idk that i would categorize them in the same flavore spectrum?
>spicy, metallic, starchy
but i do >.< lolol
>what meat tastes like
so very tasty lol :D
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>>24745023
Well u said u ordered MSG.. MSG, or rather the glutamate in it, is pure Umami falvor. It's the same as how salt tastes salty.. MSG tastes umami. So lick that off your finger when u get it. That's one of the 5 basic tastes a human has.
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>>24745028
it makes sense i've just never heard it called umami...its just a new word
but yeah i got it but still havent used it, im a creature of habit and forget to do new things but it is here now
maybe once i get back from my trip since im breaking keto i could try something with it
any suggestions for something simple(ish)?
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>>24745041
Muricans sometimes call it savory or meaty but meaty is not accurate.. It's just the best example for someone who has never tasted pure glutamate like in MSG. Kinda like saying a salted egg tastes salty but.. that's not completely true.
Well.. go lick it rn. Do it.
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>>24745047
>Well.. go lick it rn
heheheheeheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheheeheheheeeeeeeeee

oh yeah savory is more of what my brain recognizes that as
i'll try it after im done with coffee otherwise its gonna ruin muh coffee (i think)
cuz i like it sweet hehe
or maybe use a little on some eggies? hmm
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>>24745080
I mean, you can use it on eggs. I've done that before.. it won't taste bad but some prefer their eggs with more pure salt. Important thing is u taste it pure so you finally understand what your 5th basic taste is.
It's best on steamed or fried veggies but also great on meats or meat salads and such.. also for stews and soups and whatnot.
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>>24745085
omg i make steamed veggies every day (love them), i should just put it on that
sounds like it would go well with chicken? would you use just msg or something else along with it as an enhancer?
>eggs salt
noted!
i will transcend to my 5th taste in a bit here lool
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>>24745295
Lemme know when you achieved umami. Just don't lick up too much. It's quite potent when pure.
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>>24744839
>he genuinely wants to stop sexualizing her
Yes. My mind and body genuinly hates it.
le moody musician.
https://voca.ro/14DR8mWolxbU
I'm practicing mode mixture, mixolydian, dorian, some major minor mehehe.
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Why do companies have to call me at fucking 5pm when I'm drunk about a fucking job... dude...
I gave him so much nonsense cause I can't think anymore..
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>>24745307
dw i understand and could sense it, i post miku to be cute and not lewd but have been avoiding it a bit lately because of that
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>>24745346
fuck i hit submit while on a call
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>>24745347
>Eagerly submitting
Classic bottom.
>>24745346
It's pointless, since my emotions and thoughts won't come across and it's not like other people will stop being what they are. im just going feel garbage and shit for the rest of my life
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Absolute discord faggot DEATH
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I hate corpos..
Wanna rewatch Darker than Black..
Unavailable
Wanna rewatch Gurren Lagann
Unavailable
Wanna rewatch 86
Unavailable
Well then just don't make the fucking show if you forbid the entire world from watching it.
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>>24745297
that is quite tasty!! omg, like salty but in a different way
omg my mouth is watering after the one little taste
look at this cute little bottle

>>24745342
damn...bad luck/timing :(

>>24745354
uggh it was a complete misclick and /w a pass u dont need to do captcha lool
i used to be extremely lewd and horny brained with just absolute degen sissy shit (like crazy af) but was able to overcome that
its still there in a minor way, never did go away but I no longer obsess over it...and some of the really degen things i dont even think about anymore
it is possible, but its still a journey

>>24745307
>https://voca.ro/14DR8mWolxbU
this is very elegant and quite nice ritsu, well done
had a second listen even

>>24745356
hey cutie how are you today
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>>24745427
I have 86 and darker than black....if you want me to upload them somewhere
you said before you only watch them on streaming apps so idk if you would
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>>24745431
>but its still a journey
No. It's too late and irreversible.
and you don't seem to have actually improved you still seem degen.
>this is very elegant and quite nice ritsu, well done
It's whatever.
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The incel to troon pipeline is real holy shit r9k was right for once
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>>24745450
its not! dont give up WAGMI!
>you still seem degen
it used to be a lot worse....and while i still have it in me i've learned restraint
just because im tempted and know what i like doesnt mean im going to just do it every time it comes up
if that makes sense?
>It's whatever.
i liked it :p

>>24745459
i've had lots of seggs, just not in a while
volcel if anything...and not a troon
cutie
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>>24745714
>it used to be a lot worse....and while i still have it in me i've learned restraint
No
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>>24745854
just imagine what it was like when it was 'worse' loool
i havent even had the seggs in years now...to ashamed to say exactly how many :(
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>>24744592
It had to be done.

>>24744839
Who knows, I'd say he doesn't know himself.
Anyway, hope you slept well.
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>>24745898
The core of people don't change. you can "restrain" yourself as much as you want, but your core desires are still never going to vanish. i still dont know what you mean by degen. i cant really tell, u would have to give specific examples
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>>24745967
well ur right of course like no one is gonna stop liking what they like but you can exercise restraint and not let it spiral out of control
>i still dont know what you mean by degen.
seggs and drugs and all the things that go with that
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>>24748145
>Swiss flag
You are going to fuck I see
Beware of him shitting himself in your presence
>seggs and drugs and all the things that go with that
Meh, most seggs and even a bunch of drugs are kinda normal.
restraint is whatever. i have tried to restrain myself for years and it doesnt work
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>>24745431
There is no chance they are gonna take me anyway so whatever... my current job overlaps in time with what they want from me. They won't wait for me to quit my current one.
Happened before..
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>>24748155
jeheheheehekeke
wanna come over

>>24748445
gmorning sweet cute adorbs hubby
are you trying to have 2 jobs or change jobs?
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>>24748588
Morning my cute.
Either works for me.
I'm very tired again..
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>>24748606
muahhh :3 silly cute boy one of them has to be better than the other?
pay wise and hours i would think?
>I'm very tired again..
wakey wakey cuteness
time for sweet lovin'
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>>24748636
What does that have to do with anything?
I don't think I'm capable of love rn. I'd like to see myself die tho.
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>>24748707
i would think better pay/hours would be a good thing
issokay i'll show the sweet luv ^^
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>>24748751
Get out of my cunt lil bro
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>>24748751
Still completely irrelevant. If I am able to I'll work both and when they overlap I can't choose between them so what's the point of figuring out which job is better?
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>>24748760
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>24748768
i must be missing something....why would you work them both instead of just the better of the two?
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>>24748801
Because then I am homeless again cause I don't have enough money.
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>>24748815
oh sry i must phrased my questoin poorly, i misunderstood you were trying to get a 2nd (additional) job :(

>>24748829
why dont you work
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>>24748849
I lost my good job because jail and nobody wants to hire me now but I always wanted to be a neet anyway and I'm not gonna be goyim cattle slave and work shitty wagie job
Finally I can laugh at wagies on 4chud
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>>24748849
Well I have to because jobs in this country don't pay enough to live off them. The median income at 40hrs a week is 6000. I work 18hrs a week and saturday is paid extra so you'd think that with that 50% work time I'd get 3k but they pay me 1.2k and I have 0 paid days off, have to work through holidays and whatnot. I even lose money when I'm sick.
The minimum to live a poor life here is 3.5k btw.
So I have to work more than 100% to simply not be homeless.
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Would someone fucking kill me already.
Just fucking do it.
I'm sick of waiting.
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>>24749028
how do you provide for yourself or who does? and when will that run out?

>>24749065
i guess in my little brain there are jobs out there that pay enough to meet the minimum :(

>>24749333
r*tsu thinks we are doing the seggs rn
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>>24749333
do it yourself lazy
also nice trips
also someone needs to nuke china asap im sick of their shit
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>>24749408
im stealing this image
its mine now
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>>24749391
Yes, jobs I can never get.
Why would he think we are fucking? Is he dumb?
>>24749408
Can you nuke me instead? I'm sick of myself.
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>>24749419
because im gonna sneak into ur house and bottom rape u thats why
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>>24749431
I have a door. I also never let anyone into my room.
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>>24749391
I am not poor but I'm gonna run out in like 2-4 years and if I'm not dead by then I'm just gonna get social gibs even though gibs are shitty in this cunt it's pretty impossible to become homeless if you have a passport

I also don't know what this nga is doing because I personally found it very hard no not write an application for some shitty clerk jobs to not get hired when having to apply to get unemployment benefit
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>>24749440
im very sneaky and fast and quiet and horny
you will be raped without consent
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>>24749416
no worries bud
i stole it myself so i claim no ownership
>>24749419
i dont have nukes sadly
if i did 99% of humanity would be dead allready
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>>24749448
he seems pretty convinced there is no other way....what kind of social programs do they have to prevent people from living on the street?
in the US you have to work to get unemployment...is it the same there? and you only get paid like a little bit of what your wage was

>>24749463
i am a big retarded image fan so thank u
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>>24749452
Well have fun with that. Not gonna change much for me.
>>24749463
What a shame..
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>>24749472
>i am a big retarded image fan so thank u
youre welcome saar
>>24749483
>What a shame..
indeed, indeed....
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>>24749483
thanks i will enjoy telling r*tsu all about how i raped u bottom style and make him jelly
it is for my pleasure anyways

>>24749506
us saars gotta stick with eachother
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>>24749509
I don't think he cares.
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>>24749472
you get unemployment moneis for 2 years after that you get neet moneis (just minimal existential things and flat but your shit like a car and stuffs gets taken from you first sometimes if you have family they are also gonna be forced to pay for you before the state pays neet moneis lol)
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>>24749518
he cares lololol
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>>24749551
Well, okay.
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>>24749549
so if u just dont have a job they give you money to live? and if you do it for too long you get perma money?? there's gotta be more to it than tha?

>>24749563
rape time
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>>24749448
thats a shitty chart
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I like trains.. maybe I should end myself via train..
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>>24749570
The first 2 years are just the same as unemployment in america, the latter is just neetbux lite, it's called a functioning system so the cities won't start looking like American tent cities with junkies everywhere
>>24749579
It's just genetic markers what's so shitty about it
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>>24749579
yeah some of them dont overlap but i gots them loool
but they do connect somewhere on the chart...

>>24749584
SAAARR????

>>24749586
so the amount of unemployment you get is based on a previous wage? is that correct? :o
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>>24749597
Yeah you get 80% of it usually, I get a bit less because I keep missing the fucking 2 online courses per month, like 4.6k
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>>24749631
what are the courses for?? o.O
trying to coach you on how to get a job or something lol
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I was daydreaming about being run over.
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>>24749586
insufficent overlap
in what retarded world would anxiety not overlap with schizophrenia for example
stupid chart
>>24749597
>yeah some of them dont overlap but i gots them loool
>but they do connect somewhere on the chart...
not enough
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>>24749650
It's exactly that , and how to apply for other stuff like higher education or alternatives and write applications idk
>>24749662
You idiot, this is a chart about shared biomarkers and anxiety and schizophrenia don't share any universally observed biomarkers
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>>24749659
start day dreaming a new thread please
one where ur getting raped by me okay

>>24749675
idk why morded doesnt do these things....maybe he likes suffering

>>24749662
somehow adhd and schizo are on two different sides but like they seem like they could closely relate lol
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>>24749675
>You idiot, this is a chart about shared biomarkers and anxiety and schizophrenia don't share any universally observed biomarkers
i aint gonna lie i havent the slightest fucking clue how biomarkers work
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>>24749679
Okay

>>24749737
>>24749737



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