ITT: Uninteresting and usual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit (occasionally AKA the bant-tan thread)Real happenings go on >>>/bant/happeningsPreviously on /nah/: >>24706770https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/24706770/#24706770
Girlbussy
gay tranny thread
>>24742332That's a knee-slapper
Marinating in my own shit right now if that matters
>>24742327christ tan :Dall people who say "i don't care" when asked which deli meat get the most expensive stuff and i have no complaints.
>>24742338I asked
>>24742342It means a lot
>>24742327Notice how with the image count reset, 4 posts have gone by without posting an image. Such is the nature of IP hopping posts and mobile posters. It would eat up precious bandwidth, data, tokens. Behold, the absolute power of proper internet. Kneel and weep filthy non image posters!
tranny crashout continues thread 2
Oh goodness those IP-hopping mobile posters that can't post images
I got ALL my shih gng ong frfr ts straight bussin seared bite type shit on the doey
>>24742346based observer of patterns
>>24742348Eventually you'll take a breather and get up from your PC mate. >>24742349They actually can't. Watch them prove my point :)
sorry my glowie handlers do not allow me to post images
Alr gng I'm boutta commit
>>24742363>newbabby restricted to the kekchair
>>24742365Charge your phone my man. >>24742363
>*touches yours boobs*
>>24742346delicious tamago sushi kitty, I shall eat… now I’m thinking of moot cat sushi..
My assbone (scientific name) hurts from rotting in the bath for over an hour FUCK
fugg
>>24742372WHO THE FUCK IS THIS CRAKKKAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK hey let's play longfox
Damn, I think we've legitimately set up a good human test. "If a post cannot post an image or refuses to post an image; it is most likely IP Hopper poster."
Im being asked if I have a blog for my art, any site recommendations? I’d rather they not be the usual social media or Twitter honestly
gay nigga thread hours
>>24742377You are eating the cats!
>>24742396As in I don’t have a blog and would like to make one somewhere where people can view without being hit with a “login” popup
>>24742396>>24742404You should just make your own website and prevent it from bad actors by getting Cloudflare SSL's and certs. It's quite easy in the modern day and age, especially with AI "Make a website for me" automations. That or making a Mega of all your art.
>>24742402AND the dogs
>>24742396>>24742404would this be your pedophile art you draw of little girls by chance?
mmm, chocolate ID>24742339Do the people that care get the trash cuts?
I'm bored I need constant stimulation NOW and I need it COLORFUL AND LOUD and FUCK FUCK FUCK >>24742396HEY MATTHEW I wanted to pay you to draw gab again but uh yeah or for free but uh anyway I need to I can't be here.if you care im on /i/ more o goewy gee mai typighg is grtnt ejeword
fart fuck
tfw nobody posts AA (mistakenly named sjis)
>>24742407Cute pupper. Can you make a Loona? Also again, notice how the pattern remains true, by simply not responding to those who do not post images, or have an established post history with images, Neat eh? I think that should be a soft requirement of "Proof of Human/Legitimate poster." No replies unless an ID has posted at least 3 images on the ID.
YEA PROTONASS FILL ALL THE FIELDS WITH YOUR DATA CUM FUUUCK IM GOINNA JIZZ ALLLL OVERI FUCKING LOVE YOU POOTONASS
>retarded tranny noises
>>24742411For free is fine soldier, are you referring to Gabriel from Gabriel dropout? And it might take a bit cause I’ve got a queue of requests to go through so apologies for that,,
>>24742429Cute bnuuies>>24742431Shame they don't mean Angel Gabby.
ERMAGERF I NEED ESTABLISHED HISTORYYTYYY I CANT JUST EXIIIIST AND SPAWN IN OUTTA NOWHERE WITH AN ACCENT (SHIFT KEY ACCENT FROM DOWN SOUTH) I GOTTA HAVE THE OAPERWOIKIIRDD DNG GJEJokaySAAR WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICAAAHHNCE IF THE PAAHHPERWORKKKKK>>24742431Yeah yeah.. just plop it on /i/ if you ever do your gottas and get around to that gotta it's fine it's okie dokie I'll be around to COLLECT TAXES or WHATEVER heart emoji
>LETS JUST TALK TO OTHER HECKIN TRIPFAGS THAT WAY WE CAN PRETEND ITS MY FAVORITE SUBREDDIT ITS THE ONLY WAY TO BE SAFE!!!!
>>24742425yessir, to the queue she goes, as I’ve been thinking to draw you a loona for a good while
>>24742445[laughing] I mean, it's working isn't it?
>>24742327yuji sakai should be raped on livestream
>>24742450why are u so upset anon
gay nigger butts
>no more /qa/doge repliesIt's not fair.
>>24742451Yippee! Based!!!
You're all crazy EVERYONE IS CRAZY EXCEPT MEEEEE anyway thank you Matt
so how does this thread work, when do we get our dicks out?
>>24742464You're sane.
>>24742394Still flailing at random anons, desperately hoping to catch your boogeyman out? Maybe you'll finally land your first successful punch.
>>24742464We're all mad here [some even angry] you must be as well, or else you wouldn't be herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ3CLPaoGSA
diarrhea cannons
>>24742484You say that, however, notice how the pattern holds regardless. 2 more posts by your ID with images for further replies :)
and then everyone clapped ;-)
Mouse in my bedroom bros, I got bad news... FUCK DID I HEAR ANOTHER FUCKING MOUSE FUCKING FUCK I FUCKING HATE IT HERE>>24742481And that's a good thing
>>24742499You should probably let your landlord know.
fucking boring
>>24742490I know what buttons to push to bait the response. I don't have to play your game. If you weren't a narcissist, then maybe I would actually have to play along for the (You)s.
I AM THE FUCKING LANDLORD BOW TO ME MICESet another track fuckin god damn a god damn fuckin..
THESE MICE ARE NOT MEN, COCKSUCKER RAAAAAHHHH
>>24742515>>24742518Nice, funny enough, try baiting with peanut butter, and getting cat litter. Mice are naturally afraid of the scent of cat urine and acts as good deterrent. If you don't want to get cat urine, a bit of orange and vinegar replicates the same chemical compound.
It's bedtime that means go to bed I'm talking to you Matt you gotta eepy you're an eepy boy yes you areuwuI'm using peanut butter that's what got the first mouse we always use thatGoodbye forever I will be dying
>>24742526And sleep I shall.. behave yourselves while I’m gone, boys. honk shoo mimimi
>>24742541Night Matt>>24742526Night Mouse Hoster. Hopefully with a new system of checks in, the thread will be fine overnight and the pattern holds.
How do I register an account to post in this thread?
And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads.And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
Very nice, the pattern is holding and in that, a new pattern has established. "Notice how none of this rule, bylaw or recommendation, just stating 'If x, then y.' It really only effects those who do not wish to be pattern spotted, of which, most normal people do not care about such things. The fact that it has a secondary effect of "starving those who do not play by the pattern of (You's) attention or notice, we have this current outcome that is seen. "Those who refuse the pattern are not fed, and thus peter out; those who do not wish to be patterned, establish a pattern of "stupid rule" when there is no such rule in place, just a "Spot the pattern." What a curious little real time experiment result.
>*thread dies*>WE DID IT REDDIT!
>>24742546>mice hoster
>>24742799Ah right, nice catch on that one. Thank you. >>24742526Good night Mice holder. Wtf? Why did Chocolate ID poster get a (You) despite not following the pattern? Because of the poster's pattern, 5 posts by the ID, without trying to be a problem. That is someone that can be cleared of not being an issue, thus can have a (You) That is the neat thing about /bant/ with IDs and such, it allows people to be slapped into buckets, and pattern monitored; and the secondary bit in that, "No one cares about that, except people who do wish to be, despite being on a board that specifically allows that happening, because they need a fix of whatever they are on." It's like going on /b/, and being mad at porn on it, but coming back to it regardless. Very neat patterns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iA_oFDNt9EHmm. I think I like Dev
>get home>sit down at laptop, which is on and awake because i forgot to tell it to sleep this morning>steam window moves slightly, smoothly down and to the right, before i touch the mouse>wtf>whatever>play the vidya for a while>tell computer to go to bed>lay down>15 minutes later it lights up>wtf x2>spooked now>fuck this i'll just hardboot it >turns off>close it>unplug it for good measure>lay back down>check it a few minutes later without opening it>fans are still running
https://youtu.be/1smEfRXzR6s?si=If6AkDKnbDVzCPup
>>24742394Challenge accepted!>>24742396GitHub Pages
>>24743252Uh my dude? I think you may be connected to the Botnet, or have a RAT. >>24743755>muTT id. Noooooo I was supposed to be a doge! You already get to be a horsegirl!!! >>24743762>Terry Bogard. Japanon...I don't know how to tell you that, but that's lit and cool as fuck. Hell yeah.
>>24743771Hey, are you still taking tips on evil fuckers?
>>24743771Look at me. I'm the doge now. Unless you want to become an ip hopper and roll again. https://youtu.be/iqc0lqW6AEY?si=7yKZEVwDGHoQHA67
>>24743841Well, I'm not an IP hopper, never have been because IP hopping is gay as fuck outside of situations of power outages, moving, or dynamic IP lease endings so I'll just sigh for now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj8n9x_9ATkAlso great video and based obscure video knower.
>>24743941Speaking of gay as fuck, are you ever going to get hammered and do another AMA? It's been a while.https://youtu.be/eY_DBWkwSC4?si=WjqdBPaHDA6LWLBzIts nice being chosen by the algorithm
>>24743995As someone with severe hepatic levels of liver damage, I can really only ever drink one per year, and I usually save that for New Years, so it'll be a bit. a beer at the beach is fine; but a full hammering enough to make me drop a mask? Yeah, that's New Years stuff.
>>24743771>Uh my dude? I think you may be connected to the Botnet, or have a RAT.kinda my thought as well but i think i may just be paranoid but it IS a loaner laptop.......oh well, i only use it for bideo gaym anywayso long as it's not demonic possession, it's fine. usually i wouldn't consider that but i had a very unpleasant interaction with the YouTube algorithm while on LSD recently that knocked me a bit askew on my rocker
>>24744026Do you really have to get completely hammered for the "mask" to slip? Whats the point of a mask here anyways? Just bee urself
>>24744063"Alcohol is the solvent of the Self; it makes transparent of the naked character underneath." In a simpler form "If you want to ever truly see what someone's base nature is, get them drunk, it doesn't make you better or worse, it just shows who you actually are underpinning it. >What's the point of a mask? That's a good, but dangerous question, Yes, why indeed? Why do we have masks and believe the masks have meaning and power. Why do you call yourself [Your name] and state [your beliefs, likes and dislikes] Why do you work a [employment]. Why do you see [other person] and think [your opinion]? What if you went to a police officer? Do you obey the mask or the person themselves? What about the CEO? The President? The Dictator? The Pope? But let's start small, why your Mother, your father, your boss? Why indeed are there masks that we all must wear and pretend they have meaning, and cling to the masks as if they were our very selves, and protect them as if they were internal organs? It is a very good question, but I do not think that is the scope you are asking it in, you are asking "Why here?" and the answer is identical to out there. "Because that is the normal human thing to do, and it's called basic personal access, and I choose who gets to see that or not and I am not pressured easily in sharing that with those whom I do not choose. No one is entitled to that, and if they believe they are, I can simply request their same request and see their response which is often "Hey, piss off glowie." or "None of your business" which tells me everything I need to know about such things. In that, I suppose it to say "If you need to ask, then you don't need to know." Which again, is a normal, pragmatic human response.
veris?
>>24744162it's more likely than you'd think
>>24744153To be honestly, I think you've already revealed enough about yourself for me to get a good sense of who you are in your "simpler form," assuming it hasn't all been an elaborate string of red herrings.
>>24744153That, and well, honestly, I've learned through many trial and error, both online and real life; "People aren't actually interested in knowing who you are, but rather that you meet their expectation and subjective." No one actually cares about who you are at your core, unless it specifically challenges a subjective of theirs, or emboldens a subjective of theirs. Human beings, are incredibly, egregiously selfish creatures; and I have simply learned "It is better to let them have their subjective and present subjectively to whatever the situation calls for; because that is what 9/10 humans are looking for in the first place, control of their own narrative and subjectivity, nominally seeking argreements (even if facetious) and standing or opposing those who have opposite in that. For the 1 in 10 Human that sincerely wishes to know the Individual and meet them for whom and what they are, that is someone to keep an eye on, because that is someone who also realizes how stupid and glassy the world and other humans are. That is another sovereign agentic being who simply "pretends to be a normal human" and "entertains the concept of society and social norms" >>24744189You say that, while staring at a mask that changes subjectivity depending on who is looking. The important question is "If the form underneath is something you do not expect, what do you feel in that? Insulted that I do not match your expectation? Frustration that I refuse to be defined by your expectations? Or do you simply keep quiet and find a fellow agentic being, aware of how bullshit it all is? That's the fun thing about Humans, even the 1/10 of them, we're all subjective beings, it is what we do with said subjectivity that I think defines us, and our relationships with others and ourselves. But that is neither here nor there, I am interested to hear your basic theory however and see if you're near the mark, or lost in personal subjectivity of expectation.
>>24744202>I am interested to hear your basic theory however Well, considering that during your last drunken AMA you went into detail about screaming at guys until they cum, and you're a furry, I think it's a pretty safe bet to assume you're something of a pervert in your simpler form. The rest of my psychoanalysis is probably better left unsaid. Not because I dislike you, but because I don't think I could word it in a way that conveys what I actually mean without it coming across as harsher than intended.
>>24744207No no, by all means, I want to hear it; because you cannot harm me in a way that actually matters. Be honest and if it comes off as harsh, I do not take it as offense, simply as subjective data.
>>24744222woaw Time for work already? Gotta split
Morning nah
>>24744172>poke<
>>24744230Shame. Anyway, to address your subjective take; it's...certainly subjective? It relies on definitions that are evidenced as "Toyed with to the point of comedic effect" You say "furry" because that is what you see in the subjectivity, thus you project it on the underpin, there is such a concept of "inverted masking" We often see it in examples of "hyper masculinity presenting masks, overly homophobic individuals, that cross dress, or are openly gay beneath their core." In that, I will say "That is your subjective, and I do not choose it as definitive of Self." In that, what does this do in your mind? to be told "That is your perspective, and not definitive?" As per the latter, hmm. That is a rather broad statement isn't it? Because that too relies on definition set by ones own subjective, and the agreed subjective of society. In that, we must ask "And who gets to be considered the arbiter of sexuality?" "What defines perversion?" In that, I am a normal human, I experience sexuality, this is true; my sexuality and sexual interests may differ than yours, but is that grounds enough for a definitive claim? I don't believe so, or else those who'd engage in kisses and hand holding by the second date would be branded harlots and whores. In that, your claims are too subjective and broad to be anything even remotely close to "Yes, I could see that" because I do not know your subjective to be weighed against, let alone to say "Yes, that is close to definitive" Which means, my mask is working as intended, as it should be. The important question is upon receiving this feedback "What will you do with this? Double down? Attempt to refine? Let it go? for any of the three? Why in that? What is the gain in any or no action?" That's the real danger I mentioned earlier "To ask such things, is to be faced with the same question internally, and that process, and conclusion is what fascinates me, and tells me what I need to know about other Humans."
>>24744243Yeah that's a lot of words my friend but they don't really mean anything. You are "masking", but you are totally transparent lmao.100%. Anyone with a shred of life experience and intelligence sees straight through you. Because you are basic lil Stevie! You're basic! You wish you weren't!You are!
Lil Stevie is basic
>>24744250>>24744252Breaking pattern here, but want to break it on purpose, because "Yes, that is something close to a definitive answer, despite being made as a means of insult or diminishing" "I am just a normal, basic human person."
>>24744288In that, "I am a subjective creature who wears roles and masks, notices masks and roles of others, and thinks "How silly this all is, but everyone is doing so, so might as well." Yes, I am a basic human being, with layers of subjective experience, meaning and life; just like every other Human being, because that is what we all are underneath our personal narratives and subjective. We are basic human beings, and that is the definitive behind all of us, which is actually a good grounding reminder in that "Regardless of the subjectives and narratives, the clashing, emboldening, the iteration and reiterations; all of us, at our core, are simply Humans, playing the same game as everyone else, and none of us are exempt from it, even those who notice the rules cards, the gridboard, and the pattern of gameplay that seems to favor one side vs another. Thank you for that Canadian poster, for reminding all of that of that simple truth "We are all basic, naked humans, born not out of choice, forced to experience and find meaning, and then die." Your statement is the ultimate Humanist viewpoint and you've unironically hit Zen, completely by accident.
>>24744325If you wanted there to be insult without Humanist Zen, the better term would be "normie" "mundane" "hylic" "sheep" You wouldn't find said Zen in those answers, but what you'd open up is something far more curious, a reflective mirror; which is the danger I warned Aeris of. You mean it of Insult, to remove me from a chair or assumed Self Ego/Importance... but what if you are right? What if I am simply the norm of the world? What does that make you in comparison, and I am the norm of the world, then what a strange state of the world we live in then yes? Perhaps your position in that in being opposed isn't as insane as it would infer if I am the common man, because, well. haha! I'm quite mad! And if normality is mad, then reality is just an insane asylum that we're all a part of, in that, having opposition in that means mothing, because even opposition against the sane insanity is ultimately absurd. Hence, that is the danger I warned about, it was not danger from me, but rather, of yourself in reflection of your words and statements; of which you cannot unknow, unthink or unsay, only react, either consciously or subconsciously to. And what Humans do in these moments fascinates me, and tells me who and what they are at their deeper subjective, that primal part, right above the definitive Human creature. So, here's a question (and again breaking pattern) What will you do, how will you react to this Canadian Anon, the Accidental Humanist who found the answer right off the bat? "There is nothing special to swing at, just the narrative and subjective of a basic Human creature, just like himself.
I put hours into this piece and I must subject you all here to it as a result
>>24744375Damn! Nice job Matt! I wish I could art half as good as you do!
Bmuo
>>24744222Not that anon, but I see you kinda like that Robert De Niro character from Meet The Parents.>ex glowie that understands the necessity of deception, misinformation, and other cloak n dagger methods>vast set of experiences that gives him cause to be suspicious of other’s intentions, and motives>makes him appreciate honesty and straightforwardness all the more
>>24745420Damn, I forgot the movie clip.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5SoIFm-SrQ
>>24743252they know what you said about israel anon
>>24744207>Not because I dislike you, but because I don't think I could word it in a way that conveys what I actually mean without it coming across as harsher than intended.AERIS YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I NEED TO KNOW HOW YOU PERCEIVE ME AND WHETHER THAT VIEWPOINT FALLS IN LINE WITH MY OWN SELF PERCEPTION! I MUST BE THE FAULTLESS HERO IN MY MIND'S EYE! DON'T DEPRIVE ME OF AN INDEPENDENT OPINION THAT VALIDATES THAT BELIEF ME FOR ME!
>>24745585Calm. It is healthier for some things be left a mystery. The idle mind is the Devil's playground. Now, what stirs when that mind is set ablaze?
>>24745615Making it too easy.
>>24745615When you unveil a proxy persona to interact with wrongdoers, make sure to change your posting style. I thought I was doing you a solid by the way. No one else on this board is as deeply invested in their own public image as you are, even with all the misdirections, lies and red herrings.
I don't get whether /qa/doge is some kind of self aware troll having a bit of fun or some extremely autistic person who has no idea how actual humans interact with each other. Definitely feels more column B than column A.
>>24745797My dick is full of egg yolk?
>>24746410>he has whore penis
BUMO! Matt if he were an aranara
>>24745420... That too is subjective. Interesting subjective in that, in that I think I find myself agreeing with that perspective to a degree with little argument outside of "that too is subjective to one particular side of the total." >>24745797That too is a valid perspective as well, that I also find myself having little argument in that either, outside of "Is knowing a pressure point and utilizing it trollish?" Perhaps when there is self entertainment value, which sometimes there is, but not the main focus, often ulterior. The latter one, is subjective on the modifier "extremely" because what is the standard of normality? High function/low function? Do you not stare at people and humans and wonder about what goes on in their heads? About how they can be as they are? Trying to understand how they operate and cope with the stresses and sufferings of day to day living? I don't find that particularly strange, I find that very human, and we all have that ability to do likewise and do so; most just treat it as a special skill or use it for protagonism/main character syndrome. "Those 'others' are 'different' I am so much better than they are, I alone am special. This is not true remotely in the slightest, because everyone else is thinking likewise, and pondering, when they have the free time about you in particular. No one is the main character in this story, it's an absurd open world slice of life drama comedy with a constantly shifting cast of characters who are unaware of the medium they are in."You are absolutely right on the autism thing, then again, bear in mind where we are, what year it is, and what society standardizes as normal; in that I am fully aware of my condition and do not deny it, I utilize it as a personal superpower, and not a disability as some like to view it and demean it as, denying their own willpower and desire/want for fear of being seen as similar or cringe. It is why you cannot harm me in a way that matters.
>>24747845amen
>>24747845>It is why you cannot harm me in a way that matters.people who feel like mocking you or getting some cheap entertainment out of you because you act embarrassing aren't trying to "harm' you. mockery isn't violent. stop taking the internet so seriously.
>>24748188The statement of "You cannot harm me in a way that matters" is not reflected at the statement saying "It is an attack" It is a statement of "Your words neither hold positivity, nor negativity to me; it is just data, and in that, I feed on data. There is no way to actually harm me in any manner." In that, we are in agreement. "The words mean nothing and have no power. Platitudes are not steel, postulation is not lead; and even if they were and they could supress or kill, my beliefs, my perspectives, continues beyond my Life. In that, it is not a defense or accusation towards others; it is a definitive statement of myself "I cannot be harmed in a way that actually matters"
>>24748391your original statement absolutely implies that you think others intend to "harm" you. I don't really care about any of your follow up cope. go touch grass.
>>24748409That is your perspective, and your subjective; you were corrected in that, and that correction was viewed as an attack on you. Do you feel this explanation as one too?
Is /qa/doge a therian? I think he has a coyote soul.
serious question btw
>>24748524What soul would I have
>>24748552Wood Thrush, from my brief interactions with you.
>>24748552Based off your posts, if you were a therian, you would have a wild hamster soul.
gachi torrent >>>/t/1395540
gopd morning/nah/
my girlfriend (whom is qa/doge/) likes predatory animalsewwwww
>>24750456brock sucks cock
>>24750494I do enjoy cats yes, you will find that a common agreement online. What I am most fond of are pigs; dogs look up to us, cats look down on us, pigs view us as equals, and the taste isn't that far off either. Will you take that a face value, or understand the reference that is before your time?
>>24750494That's a man, baby
>>24750729Errrrrmmm...it's 2026. Are you sure you should be spouting such scandalous objective truthnukes about binary genderisms, on 4chan of all places? :pregnant_man_emoji: I mean, that's hella based of you to call a spade a spade, nor does not believe elsewise, but is it entirely...politically correct? Think of all the moderators, redditors, and twitterfags you just assaulted by stating objective biological facts in the thread. You are diminishing their lived experiences, and they'll have to take extra hormone therapy drugs because you caused them to take in more mental health medication from your very simple simple, and truthful utterance of the word "he" You've utterly recreated this video for everyone else who I mentioned, but not me, since I do not ascribe to such beliefs personally. And in that, I award you one "based and objectivity pilled" award. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4o1HqNVm6k
