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at the waterline edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Alternate Investmenting
https://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
https://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
https://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://bad-dragon.com

>Anons in trouble
https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

>>24747326 previous
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Duog7ZWcA
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>>24759699
hey bb
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Updates my pics.
Just rejected a hot 20yo that just wants to have sex. I should get a medal of reason for this. Or a ribbon of depression, idk.
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I actually chatted with her for ego purposes but I was very nice
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Saw a hot young girl that I thought was bait a year ago AGAIN but with new pictures. She still seems to be very freaky, just every pic in lingerie lol. I liked her again after unmatching her once, sometimes that works but I'm just gonna try to get in touch with her parents.
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I also unmatched a happa with big tits.But I feel very bad about this and I'm thinking of punishing myself with getting drunk this weekend. Something seems to be very wrong with my psyche at the moment, maybe the booze will reset it somehow.
Right now I just wanna crawl into a dark corner under John Rockers bed and be alone until he fucks me.

Yesterday I spent the day outside, managed to read a little but didn't feel so well. Then I got into a storm, really ridiculous weather, got really cold and it was uncomfortable but I consider this the best part of the day. Also used it as an excuse to just stop talking to two girls mid conversation for no real reason.
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no i didn't sell when i was in profit. did my laundry and took a nap. now wasting the rest of the day watching price even though i know it's hopeless, gemini already told me so. i'll get to the gym later i guess, maybe go out late tonight and just walk around. will do the beach again this weekend. today is looking like a waste though :/
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>>24760685
>i know it's hopeless, gemini already told me so
AI is getting really smart. Ask it if you will never make it and always be nothing more than a cockroach in this life.
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>>24760562
Well done soldier, another win in the war on hoes. If more men reject the hoes, then the population of pure wife material women grows. Plus the hoes will have to actually gain a personality, even bigger win.
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>>24760926
that was really mean
anyways napped again and it felt really good, didn't know how much i needed it. gonna do some cardio in a bit not hungry so i might skip dinner though. will be sweating the market this weekend i guess but i think higher prices are coming, and as long as the green days stack up im in a good spot. a little good luck plus a little courage could pay off very big here.
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so much for green days stacking up. conspiracy against soxl
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>>24761305
you didn't take the handout at 130 this morning? hai fegato. can't imagine holding 200k of soxl on margin through a weekend. i'll pray for you.
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SOXL put expired worthless, another win. I will take it. Come Monday I will do it again.
>>24761424
>on margin?
WTF. Good thing INTC anon is rich
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Wish me luck bros, as if she didn't get enough market talk the first time, round 2 begins tonight with dinner at an Italian restaurant followed by a walk at the pier and ice cream... Went to to the mall today so I'm freshly dipped and dripped... Think I'm gonna bore her with talk about how the bids and asks are mostly fake until a retail goyim comes along and agrees to pay mid price at which point they just move midpoint 5 or 10 points against you until either you double down or someone else does for you. What do you bros think I should talk about... Oh and ps don't tell rocker I snuck out of his apartment, he's gonna be so mad when he finds out.
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>>24761070
Thanks I do that all my lyfe
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>>24761854
I'm wishing you luck. It sounds very romantic anon. I've never heard of a day3 with a black girl so I guess you're gonna get laid tonight.
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>>24761854
good luck moe!
>>24761724
yes... i am very nervous right now and i should have taken the exit they gave me but i didn't want to walk away from such a big trade with a meager profit, i was such a fool, i had my finger on the trigger but wanted higher, and when the drop started i knew it would continue but still couldn't walk away. not my finest hour. i'm consoling myself with the thought that even if i did exit, i wouldn't have had the courage to reload lower, and there's really good potential for a big payoff here if things go right, and i took a little risk off yesterday around these levels and liquidated the bonds i had set aside for taxes, i'm still really heavy into this but a little bit safer than i was
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anyways gonna try to sleep, can't believe i'm halfway through this stay already... gonna book longer at my next stop or maybe just extend this. the railpass was not a good idea, it's not saving money or making things easier and i don't really want to move 5 more times this month, but i do need to get to amsterdam by the end of august, might do the french riviera next and i suppose i should go to paris as well. anyhow goodnight. the next two days i will spend at the beach, no excuses. i suppose today was a waste but i needed the rest, needed to get that laundry done, tomorrow will be better.
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>>24761854
Tell her about Leopold
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>>24761854
She might be a gold digger so throw a curve ball and talk about anything but the market, in fact yammer about yo favorite vtuber
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>>24762087
>saving money
https://youtu.be/TnlPtaPxXfc?si=30WqeHCgsggzgKHa
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ew what the fuck
https://youtube.com/shorts/GpTHkkjtzdY?si=flgMfOT41HcQf81k
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I don't know which is worse,

Alberta was extremely bad and unlivable but they seemed to at least sort of believe in freedom a bit or something? but here in the lower mainland its not as polluted or whatever you call it but they are always trying to take away my freedom more and more and its like ugh this just has to be canadian liberalism like it actually has to be something i have to deal with
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kind of regrated giving away all my property but i was barely older then a teenager but it doesnt matter now because the area the property is in is just completely ruined i guess i mean people still live there and stuff but its in the country in a small town i could have had the experience of running my own small business at a tender age i guess it would have been good experience but alas i just wouldnt have made as much money probably
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i wish my real parents dropped me off in california it could have even been a small town in california i wouldnt have cared i just think about that sometimes lately like why of all reasons did they forsaken in this frozen tundra of canada? why? why i wonder
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ancestry says that the woman who claims to be my mother is really my biological mother but i am pretty sure they are wrong or lying on purpose but they even said that they dont just go on dna they go on location, name and things like that i think i could be related to her but i am pretty sure shes not my real mother at all

this photo is a person related to me on my mothers side as you can see they kind of have well defined bone structure jawlines and high cheekbones
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well fuck it im not gonna post pictures of them here but its fucking weird i have mixed feelings about being an orphan for one i think i turned out exceptionally well all thing considered thats why its a case of nurture and nature i was like abandoned and orphaned twice first by my real parents and then my adoptive parents but i guess i am emotionally strong for the most part
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fucking friends growing up we played old video games a lot and the first player was always blue and the second was red and we even watched some movies like double dragon but there was one the ninja turtles they always did Raphael to me and made a big deal about him
my parents always bought me red things growing up i had a red bike and red clothes and it was like cursing me growing up because a lot of canadians fucking hated red
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but i loved leonardo the most
but nobody really understood why i liked him so much they never saw me that way it was always just raphael raphael but i really strived to be like leonardo i thought he was such a good way to be i loved how he loved eastern philoshophy and meditated and things like that and he was really ethical
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Damn cousin, I feel like this right now after reading that. Like when the guy throws the ball. That's how I be feelin'.

Where r u at in Canada
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but really it was michaelangelo a lot as well i guess but i didnt realize it back then because they all looked down on him and i wanted to be taken seriously
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>>24763995
Kindred spirits
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If I ran the teenage mutant turtles I'd make them all trade weapons every few weeks so that they were formidable in any situation
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I'd also make them smoke cigarettes. Imagine this picture, except he has a cigarette hanging from his mouth.
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Imagine it if he had a cigarette here

!!!!
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I am pretty sure that Marjorie Taylor Greene is actually donatellos mom. The resemblance is uncanny. She might be all of their moms. Maybe shredder is secretly their dad. Like Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader (also characters I identify with)
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That is donatellos smile. Tell me that isn't donatellos smile right there. Throw a ciggie in there. Uncanny.

Uncanny.
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IS YOU REALLY TRYNNA SAY HE AINT YO BABY IS YOU REALLY TRYNNA SAY HE AINT YOU BABY LOOKATUMLOOKATUMLOOKATUM HE GOT YO SMILE HE GOT YO SMILE THATS YO SMILE

THATS YO SMILE MARJORIE
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Oh nice some leaf (better) posts to read.
Just when the refugee problem is finally solved. What a great day
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>>24763847
>giving away all my property
like a saint
>a small town in california i wouldnt have cared
that is where the weak people live
>well defined bone structure jawlines and high cheekbones
yes she looks beautiful
>my parents always bought me red things growing up
my parents avoided red because they thought it would get me too much attention therefore it was my favorite colour to wear when I became a teenager lol
>i loved leonardo
he was objectively the coolest but donatello was easier to play in my gameboy game
>Marjorie Taylor Greene is actually donatellos mom
who? why do I care about her?

TLDR: I like turtles
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charizard
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but than I realize it liked water too
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it liked water too...
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a lot of people think bulbasaur is the best starter it does seem like that way at first
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it makes you wonder if ash is really good enough or not boy this makes me want to watch pokemon again but theres too many seasons and its not on netflix anymore
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>>24764056
>watch pokemon
actually never watched that shit
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Ash would try to tame it at first...
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charmander might end up killing ash and he never realized it
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youre missing out
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>>24764064
why do I have to like the same cartoons as you? why is it so important for leftists that everyone has to like the same things? fuck this shit I'm not your property!!
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pidgey normal type pokemon
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normal type...
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Should you even become a pokemon master...
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should you let them even evolve
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>>24764175
no I don't want to
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should you even have a balanced team? but than you might not win and beat everyone and you won't become a pokemon master...
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>>24764176
no they need to be sterilized and send back from where they came from
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>>24764181
*sent
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ok nappy time
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I love fire pokemon I loved trying to get these pokemon in my party he's supposed to have good stats and I would spend lots of time catching pokemon of the same type as much as possible to get the best stats but for some reason he sucked and he lost all the time it didn't make any sense so i said fuck him
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I like dark pokemon sometimes why are all the cool pokemon kind of bad i guess whats the point of the game then if you are not supposed to have a balanced team and all that but i guess its actually hard to find out what the best pokemon are you have to take turns battling them because its not just stats UGH i tried having an ash type of team in my pokemon pikachu edition but it's just ugh i guess the point is youre supposed to play with friends or something but if you dont have friends you have to become a pokemon master
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i always liked articuno and zapdos
anyways went to the beach for like 2.5 hours, but it felt way longer, got slightly sunburned so had to leave. definitely went to the wrong spot today though, saw fewer butts than last time -_-' and they didn't even have wifi. just booked a 7 day stay in nice. it's way more expensive but i realize i can't do the beach all day long and there's lots of jazz clubs and cultural stuff there, this place only has bars and nightclubs. longing badly for a woman as always, and did some thinking and realized what i really like to do is drink tea smoke cigarettes and gamble, and that i should really start spending time in casinos. if my soxl bet pays off i think that's what i'll use the money for
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Broke out my mini pro for a recharge. I loved this phone and will most likely never get rid of it even though I don’t use it anymore. Unless of course some /g/ autist offers a lot of money for it. It’s got the k pop keyboard as well.
>>24761854
Lego would be a good thing to talk about if you hit an awkward silence. Ninjago lore, mini figs versus mini dolls, is Nexo a space or castle theme, etc.
If that doesn’t work just tell her all about us or discuss Balzac.
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wow what are the odds i stumbled across this song?
https://www.tiktok.com/@devill_editss/video/7659118903695641878?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc


I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
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men have to be self sufficient i guess
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it's funny ash had to leave home early because he had to escape his small town for some reason and the only way to do that is to get a...starter...pokemon...from...professor "oak"
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it's not good to travel across the water for sure ash
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holy fuck
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i think i was a dragon kid too
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he just wants to be your friend
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wow c-c-c-c-heck this out team rocket has really retro looking designs here that's really interesting i wonder what nintendo is saying? i think i understand team rocket a little bit more now but theres other criminal pokemon organizations now i played a bit of sword and shield but recently ive been stuck on pokemon go pikachu just because i havent gotten around to finishing it yet
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here it is again retro
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wow didn't think this style of hat was bad? tihnk i saw taylor swift wearing a hat like that
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>>24764053
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ugh im going to have to learn about competitive play i think i understand the underlining concept of pokemon game mechanics but i feel i still need to read a guide
https://www.cbr.com/red-pokemon-team-strengths-weaknesses/

i think the key is your not supposed to let all your pokemon evolve for sure but the trick is youre supposed to use lots of rare candies and stuff
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holy fuck i was just looking at this page and something about the whole page and images along with this 90s song i was listening to i instantly felt like somehow i was in the 80s
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you might have to play the game over over again to get lots of candies to raise their stats enough holy shit UGH I really want to win at competitive play without picking random pokemon i dont want to be a regular pokemon trainer
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I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST POKEMON TRAINER NOW I WANT TO MASTER COMPETITIVE PLAY I ALWAYS THOUGHT POKEMON WAS JUST FOR KIDS AND IT WAS REALLY SIMPLE BUT THERE IS DEPTH THEIR AT THE HIGHEST LEVELS
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wow i guess pokemon is not really 80s for sure because i realized it's definitely not 70s or 60s at all either but i guess its actually 90s a bit but trying to understand pokemon in relation to that decade will probably give me a completely different perspective on it somehow and i dont quite understand it but then well i guess its not that hard to understand maybe but i really like stylistically and everything else what they did with the series
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>>24764562
calm down we like silence ITT
every post should be well thought out
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I want this to be my 4chan profile picture
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>>24764722
I don't like pokemon in general. But pikachu is cute
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PIKAAAAAAA PIKAAAAAACHUUUUUU
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fuck thats deep they really touch on the true meaning of pokemon when they get to mew and mewtwo
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>>24764725
if you dont think any of this is thought out what do you think mew and mewtwo are about
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oops
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>>24764751
I DIDN'T SAY THAT LEAF
YOU
ARE
PUTTING WORDS
INTO MY MOUTH
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>>24764754
idk but they look cute like PIKACHU
I WANNA CUM ON THEM
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I bet pokemon trading cards are always full of cum
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fuck I just swiped a fat girl that kinda looked like Rocker and I found her oddly attractive. Could control myself tho. X
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>>24764771
men need to be self sufficient
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pokemon is about the garden of eden i guess
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>>24764780
no I just wanna be fucked by a girl that looks like Rocker with a strapon
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>>24764782
whatever it's probably haram
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, and official Pokémon species like Morpeko or Dedenne fill the literal hamster-like rodent role. Pet owners also love sharing cute photos, resin models, or custom art of real hamsters dressed up like Pikachu.


somebody guess what animal mewtwo is
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>>24764734
I like how in germany we pronounce it wrong:
Piii-Kaaa-chu
but it's actually
Pi-ka-CHUU
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>>24764811
I will pronounce it exactly how nintendo taught me with the smash brothers game. There was NO INDICATION I WOULD NOT PRONOUNCE IT RIGHT
AGAIN
PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH
JUST
BECAUSE
I
AM
WHITE
(YOU)
RACIST
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>>24764811
ALSO
"WE"?
????????
???????
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Don't you know europe has fallen?
Chaos and Immigrants everwhere!
I have been preparing for civil war all day long.
I'm starting with my neighbour. They are gonna get it hard! I have a 10000 Watts logitech sound system!!!!!!!!!
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SOUND
MOGGING
MY N...EIGHBOUR
YAY
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i love how nintendo is kind of working class in spirit i think link is basically in essence some type of blue collar or working class person and they want to help encourage you and it did help me reframe looking at that type of work a little which makes it easier to do stuff like that likke for example they want to help you understand the basics of cutting grass if you go around cutting grass you could get paid its a simple enough job almost anyone could do in the games you can always go around and slice at the grass and ruppees might appear
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it was so different back then you have to get bombs somehow to make progress by blowing up passages blocked by rocks and in a way i think this is supposed to represent demolition
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>>24764877
>working class
NIGGERS
SOON to be REPLACED by AI
FUCK 'EM
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first weekend baching it in over a year. having the house all to myself is the most zen i've felt in a long time. when she gets back i'm asking her to learn sign language. the quiet is bliss. deaf chicks are underrated.
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oh my god
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>>24764883
LITTERALLY TEACHING TERRORISM
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i still wish i could just go off with a few friends and travel on great adventures but i guess it would be a quest for me instead maybe not sure
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>>24764893
live it up
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>>24764912
EW HE'S OLD LMAO
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i guess you dont just get on a giant lawnmower people probably think thats what it is nowadays and they feel really good cutting lawn but i think youre actually supposed to cut lawn differently if you really want to do a good job but that is what it actually really is is that youre supposed to be like a gardener in a way
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>>24764920
this is why youre alone
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you have to push medievalism as far as you can
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>>24764932
I PREFER THE WORLD ISOLATED
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>>24764944
THIS IS MY DREAM
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>>24764946
oh this is even better
"Tornado"
EVERY SUNDAY MORNING AT 7 AM
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ALSO MOAR POWER
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this is why I hate making black girls cum:
https://youtube.com/shorts/4XgnhWuE8j0?si=A7jSNMO2M2rnLeuU
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>>24764824
Yes, since it's how all kids called it.

Unlike YOU though I don't have ze german ze when speaking english. zis iz not a problem to me.
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i guess you can just go around making paths everywhere if you really wanted to tho i don't know if you would ever get paid
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canadian tuxedo?
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wtf why didnt anyone help with such things when i was growing up its like the 70s its supposed to be more advanced now
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https://youtu.be/y57sr1Q_lvY?si=zMQWafdWB3iNyFg5
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>>24765099
I bet you speak english with a german accent
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woke up from my nap and mu sunburn turned out to be worse than i thought. i look like a lobster. it's not very painful though so i think i'll be alright, tomorrow the beach is definitely off the table though and i'm not sure about monday either -_-
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>>24765157
>i look like a lobster
this is getting better day by day

>>24765144
nice tunes leaf
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>>24765155
no, maybe on a very basic level, like general pronounciation of words can sound like going into the direction of german-english. But definitely no "ze" and other obvious german-english quirks (germans can't roll the R)
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>>24765160
it's not painful though, and i will be tan in a day or two and looking hotter than ever, i can already see, it really brings out my muscles, there's a reason all the bodybuilders apply tons of fake tan
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>>24765173
Germans, when they say "right" made a wide mouth, it's the coarse RRRRRRRR (like wit CHHHHHHHHHH). When you roll the r like in actual english, you close the mouth and the lips are pointed.
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i was looking at some images where the figures were coming straight towards i used to think this was normal until i realized they dont directly face you that often
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Local thrift shop got half off today, but it's too hot to go outside.

But also I went there a few weeks ago so might not have full inventory turnover. Say what ya want bout goodwill but they turnover their inventory quick, if they got too much of a color tag they put that one half off for the day and scalpers clear out that color.

From the looks of this thread you'd never guess we are on the edge of a downturn. Biz dorks are fretting big-time, I'm never going back there
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>>24765185
and faggits like me.

My fake tan looks perfect today (going away a lil bit) almost as if I weren't a total creep that sits in front of the computer all day
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>>24765173
>>24765186
I decided one day that I will speak english like I want to speak english and I never tried to speak the right way again, just how I like it. So that is how I must have lost the accent lol. Now I speak like a faggit and not like a german
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so it's just my front side and my right arm that's burnt, everything else is fine, and it's not bad it's not going to mess up my sleep or peel, but i definitely can't go to the beach tomorrow and if i go monday i can only tan my back and won't spend much time there. unfortunate because this place is really nice, 2nd best beach i've been to, the best is manzanilla mexico btw. if i do come back to europe i will definitely come here again and probably stay in the same hotel, it's a bit shabby and there are bugs but the breakfasts are so amazing, had eggs, custard filled croissant, cream puffs, yogurt with fruit and tiramasu this morning and there is so much more available, tomorrow i'm going to really go crazy with it. and fresh squeezed juices and seltzer water, coffee if you want it, made to order not from one of those hotel machines
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>>24765186
but they always used to say like someone from sweden when I was younger. Ofc I don't speak perfect english and I don't want to. I basically speak "better" english than the native speakers in my humblest of opinons
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>>24765427
there is 0 chance you lost the accent. i have never heard a german that could speak english properly, it is 100% the easiest accent to clock for any english speaker. you will never be accepted in the commonwealth
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>>24765429
>everything else is fine
nono boo don't lie to yourself like that, don't forget your problems just because it's saturday night and you could have a good time at a beach bar or party

>>24765440
>i have never heard a german that could speak english properly
me neither. but people from the netherlands and sweden and denmark that would like me watch english TV alot since forever and I get confused alot with that
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people on the boat said i had an accent though and that was the first time anyone has ever said that to me. in california we speak normal english, it's everyone else that has an accent. the midwest is the next most normal but they -say stuff like warshing machine, george warshington, and b-eggs (bags)
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>>24765440
I mean you could say it is it's own accent. Ofc I won't overuse lame words like "bet" or "like" to make clear I'm an insecure faggit
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>>24765440
that is what I mean with "I speak better"
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>>24765448
i literally can't have a good time at a beach bar or party, i don't like alcohol and never will, i'm too stuck up and uptight to let loose dancing, i'm too autistic and shut-in to have normal conversations. i need someone i love and trust to snuggle with me to be happy...
so thanks for reminding me i guess but there are nice things in life still and i'm enjoying some of them
can NOT get a cup of tea in this country though i dunno what's wrong with them
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>>24765449
I wonder if american people can speak "real british english" wich sounds pretty weird actually. Maybe if you put a stick up your arse
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>>24765457
I don't like alkohol either but I'm going to "explore" another bar/club tonight.
> i'm too stuck up and uptight to let loose dancing, i'm too autistic and shut-in to have normal conversations
same but you could still go there and mogg everyone and you could get a grasp of what it would feel like to be there with a gf
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>>24765457
also if you wouldn't look like the thing in the woods you'd get approached by others. Young people like to approach elderly men alot when they are drunk
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>>24765457
at least I get approached almost every time
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>>24765466
i will never mogg everyone -_-' i am a twink and there's no changing that. i am a top-tier twink however.
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>>24765477
top tier twink is good enough, people in bars are all 3-6/10
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>>24765458
i can
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>>24765477
also the social aspect doesn't matter you'd just out there to look at nice decorations anyway. Maybe even feel a little bit rich if you're nicely dressed
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i don't want a bar girl though. i've been with a normie girl before and it caused a lot of friction. i need autistic or alt girls, and i guess i can settle for workaholic girl boss.
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>>24765490
you mean that stick you wash yourself with?
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>>24765495
it's not a problem just flee the scene, I do that every time
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it's all just about making others insecure
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even when I was a total chad and drinking and there with friends I would almost never get a hot girl out of a bar or club, and all the above don't matter for an ugly drunk one anyway
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>>24765502
i will go to jazz bars in nice. you should join me, i'll be there on the 4th, i can meet you at the train station
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the guy who gets the girls outside of a bar is not us anyway. It would be a guy who actually enjoys talking to a psychotic retarded girl
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>>24765511
I've already been to that one jazz bar in nice lol. horribly lame evening
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>>24765525
there's a jazz festval on the peninsula too, we might hit that
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like for example immigrants who have no other white person to talk with and are actually gay would "get the girl" it's quite unfair
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I'm just there to make sure they are said they didn't get to talk to me
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sad
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and if soxl hits 150 we can do monte carlo
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>>24765540
no I'm scared to be rejected by you
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>>24765540
you said there would be a high chance of that
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>>24765540
not taking that chance, sorry bruh. nothing personal
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>>24765540
also you're not even really gay so what's the point
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>>24765562
zelda looks so stupid in this weird arabic dress
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how interdasting
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ok hittin' the clubs. expect me to be back soon. hopefully I won't get beat up by immigrants for looking at them all scared an confused (I do that for fun)
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>>24765579
I'll keep the thread warm for you
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things like this make it hard for me to understand the decades
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wow landscapers can actually make a lot of money
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https://youtube.com/shorts/Kp9gNd8ZNM0?si=jT756YncVnRvLFUs

i think love might only really exist for women and if you really want to end up with the woman you love then you need to be successful somehow
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i wonder what decades were the most casual because even the 70s had canadian tuxedos and different versions of kind of loose suits its hard to say about the 80s i guess they were pretty casual but the 90s it just seemed like thats when class differences seriously emerged and became noticeable
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Ate this then got gelato, 1 scoop pistachio 2 scoops crema (vanilla? I dunno it was good though). Looked at the pretty girls longingly
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Project Types by DifficultyBasic maintenance (Easy to Moderate): Mowing grass, blowing leaves, pulling weeds, and spreading mulch.Softscaping (Moderate): Planting flowers, trimming bushes, and choosing plants that fit your local soil and sun.Hardscaping (Hard): Building patios, laying stone pavers, cutting brick, and building retaining walls.Full design and grading (Very Hard): Changing how water flows away from a house, moving massive amounts of earth, and running heavy machines.
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you have to prove yourself as a male all the time
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Landscaping is very taxing on the body – yes, true BUT don’t be put off, this is where you can hire labour or machinery to do the majority of the heavy lifting, excavating etc.
There is a huge shortage of landscapers within the UK and there is work aplenty out there, I suggest starting off small, maybe ‘on the side’ and build up a social media presence, SM is HUGE, I have a friend who sacked off site carpentry and has worked an entire year fitting doors, basic stuff for a joiner but it all spanned from a single Instagram post, it’s paid for his home deposit, fed 2 kids, got married and spent 2 weeks in Cape Verde (can’t be too bad!)
LOL the physical aspect would be fucking easy for me
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i actually have done landscaping and these people are saying it was one of the hardest jobs theyve job holy fuck ive done landscaping but ive also done "construction" it was so physically demanding i dont know if it was even real proper construction they just treated me like a slave which is why i hate canada
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maybe starting your own town one day is not such a bad idea
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building houses was another job some people sort of wanted to me the idea that it was something i could do but i dunno i pretty much see construction like in zelda too link never actually works construction at all and theres these big huge construction workers in the game fuck does anyone but immigrants really do construction that much any more? i was probably treated like a god damn mexican immigrant but even the mexicans dont work that hard for sure
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such an interesting picture
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at least i think im pretty sure thats what theyre getting at in botw and totk that it's possible to actually start your own town and theyre sort of trying to give that idea or encourage it a bit though i dont know all the logistics of it or if its that possible
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>>24765847
basically the difference between the past and future in the past the sky is a normal color then in the future the color of the sky isnt just a representation of ganondorfs kingdom or rule but represents something else but the parameters have changed
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>>24765874
That Jew looks like he hasn't drank blood in at least 72 hours. Get him some, quick! Before he starts to melt!
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>>24765586
thanks leaf great work. Actually the night went off rais a little so I'm back home. But still it was a good reality check.
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>>24766106

you have RNA instead of DNA
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>>24766132
wtf does that mean
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>>24766172

DNA is homochiral (//) not heterochiral (/\)
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funny that I joked about being beat up by immigrants. What actually happened is I fell off my bike at full speed. Only have a little scratch and my upper body and ass hurts but now I remember that when I was beat up it never hurt as bad as this
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>>24766241
oh stfu KEWZ anon and you have no legs
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anyway falling off the bike really made me feel so young
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I'd be such a good stuntman
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perfect salto
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on my ass
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>>24766241
you should really get a trip so I can filter you, cripple
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>>24766241
not that I don't appreciate your input I just think you should be in concentration camp or at least ignored
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>>24766263

ISTJ retain more information than INTJ who are cognitive subhumans that seek patterns which don't exist
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>>24766267
don't take it personal but I think you should be incarcerated. I have ideological reasons
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wow now he's gone again
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literally can't defend himself
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IRL you would be able to run away remember that!
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ah fuck I bet he killed himself now
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LOL
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>>24766327
*wouldn't
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would
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>>24765436
would
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>>24766607
>it's not a tay
Damn you have so much eye for detail. Impressive. Too bad you're a pokemon fan
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>>24766612
I sold most. If I was a fan, I would have kept them.
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>>24766619
Ok you're seem to be on the right path too. I was a chud tonight but I saw the way to become a chad. The more often you look, the more you see. Rome wasn't built in a day.
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>>24761994
>I've never heard of a day3 with a black girl so I guess you're gonna get laid tonight.
Bros... I went black and I don't wanna go back... This conflicts with my ongoing status as the resident chud, niggers and jews anon. But now I'm nigging too... Oh how the mighty have fallen. I might be taking her out for fried chicken next week... Fuck I'm nigging hard right now bros
>>24764239
>Lego would be a good thing to talk about if you hit an awkward silence.
I showed her my extensive Lego collection when we got back to my place and she was already wet by the time we got upstairs
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I saw such a beautiful girl tonight (actually many) but she was something special. What I want deep inside. She looked at me and I knew I had a shot, it might've been a slim chance but there was something there. I also knew where she probably was going the way she was dressed BUT me... I was already on my way home. So there was nothing I could do. LOL. On my way home I found a "secret" party. It seemed to be so cool but I was too afraid to look further and I sat outside it for a while in complete darkness imagining what it would be like to have friends.
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My first sexo since 2021. The schizo in me thinks the glow agencies are paying her to be with me... And then I had the funny thought about how if she was a CIA spy she had to "take one for the team" in order to dechudify me with her vaginal lips. Is there an army of CIA whores on tinder whose job it is to dechudify chuds? What do you goyim think?
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>>24766635
Yeah that is a great theory. I still think mine was a secret agent too. Probably implanted some kind of AI chip
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>>24766635
I mean what would keep them from combining voodoo with new technology?
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>>24766635
checkmate.
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>>24766628
Either you racemix or your children or grandchildren do. Might as well enjoy it yourself, kek.
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>>24766664
Why wouldn't you racemix if you're a chud? Are you gonna bring the aryan race any good? No your DNA obviously has some major flaws that can only be fixed by as much variability as possible.
Your brown mutt children then can still re-aryanize or even go full nigger mode to unleash the BNWO
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>>24764239

ayy lmao. I think mine is broken.
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>>24766675
Ya know that's an interesting thought. She's 47 and her son just got out of the Marines so at least I know her genes are that of solid, sturdy share croppers, so on the unlikely event of a miracle child at 47 years old, there's still a chance I could raise a pro athlete child due to those strong share cropper field hand genetics
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>>24766684
good input. I always view every woman over 45 as clinically dead but now that I googled it apparently nowadays when it comes to freshly bread milfs 70yo is the new 30. Especially in india wich is very good to know since I feel like I'm not ready for a pajeeta yet but they certainly are flooding my online dating feed (at this point even more likely than black girls or arabs)
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I was so right feeling young today when I made that salto off my bike. I don't even feel it anymore!
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>>24766702
>I'm not ready for a pajeeta yet
I'd think about moving to Toronto for the right pajeetess
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>>24766709
>husband 82
>couple always wanted to conceive
Straight out of the Bible
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>>24766754
it's not a racism thing it's just that they tend to be fat
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>>24766761
>they tend to be fat
Yea what is that? I thought curry was a poop expectorant
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>>24766766
yeah black girl matches have lots of diversity body wise, recently got passport-mode-liked by a skinny petite one (sadly 10.000km away) GOD DAYUM really considering a white boi summer in africa. Having crazy thoughts like maybe next year 3 months africa before my mandatory 3 months ibiza when I get ripped...anyway... The india thing really interests me that much that I'm also considering maybe spending some time in a big city there... can't be too expensive. I wonder if online dating westerners is a thing. Gonna have to investigate (ask chatty)
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I think seeing all of africa could potentially fix my depression
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I'm not planning to make tons of children there just feel valued
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Last guy who made me smile IRL was an immigrant. I know it was his mission to make me smile and he succeeded. I really was doing my best to not smile but when it hit me it was a big one.
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unlike that fucking cripple KEWZ anon who really should kill himself
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Fine AF!
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>>24766810
yeah getting bullied by one of the toxic anons ITT in highschool really worked out well for her. Prooves that there is hope for all of us
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>>24766810
DAAAAAYYYYYYUUM
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I would so treat her like a lady.
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>>24766882
I wouldn't. I'd fuck her so hard as if I want to create another stalker. I don't have a gag reflex so it won't even matter that she's american
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>>24766882
What I mean by “treating her like
a lady” is to tongue tease her
her fine, little butthole. It the
polite thing to do.
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>>24766923
huh that is what I meant by fucking "hard". Interesting how great minds think alike huh anon?
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my guess is that the more famous you are the more likely it is that your asshole will be licked on the first date
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>>24766947
Celebrities tend to be attractive.
But I will actually see a few ladies
who asses I would tongue, most
anytime I leave the house. The
grocery store, church, Walmart.
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>>24766968
that is not what I mean, my whores are also very attractive and I know many men even pay extra to lick their asshole but I really am not motivated to do that. I also feel like it is more of an american thing to "sit on a guys face" like it would be a routine part of the sex. Certainly not for me. But maybe it's preference. I remember I once licked a pussy when I was very young (16) and it didn't smell too good and she was so into it I had to fight not to vomit until I finally made her cum. I still can feel the inside of her pussy on my tongue. But even after this experience I still didn't make the choice to become gay even though it was already clear that my life would be so much easier if I had.
I still remember the girl that made my best friend gay. I liked her first so it could've easily been me. He never talked about what she did to him.
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>>24766993
DUDE, you don't lick the hole, but the top half. I'm not going down on the hole. I also dislike fingering. I fear hurting them.
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>>24767008
Yeah sure but taylor gets the full rimjob with no restrictions with even with a little dip into the hole because she's rich and famous, duh
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>>24767008
don't get me started about fingering, I bet that is the kinda kinky shit indian girls will be into. These asians have never seen scary movie... they are gonna do "the claw" and shiet. Different cultures man.
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Oh that reminds me I got my only not self made anal orgasm ever by an 18yo thai girl. These crafty asians with little hands.
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She kinda looked like a boy and I told her that. She was so offended and said she was born a girl. Lmao. Still didn't make me gay. So the lesson here is: you really can push it quite hard but who am I talking to, every zoomer has probably had real gay sex once or twice just because it's considered cool within the mainstream. Good for them. The closest I ever came to gay sex was a friend jerking off in front of the tv while I was sitting next to him. We were very young and he was a retard, probably trying to show off or whatever. I think that was the last time I saw him (probably told my parents eheh)
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he was also older so now that I think about nowadays I would tell my therapist I was molested as a child
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totally gonna use this realization to get pussy
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didntread
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Is there turkroach infighting going on here?
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There really is nothing sexier
than pussy. It’s the most seductive,
tempting and indulgent thing there
is. You can never get enough.
You’re practically have sex with it.
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>>24767166
Cute tattoo. Where did you get that done?
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>>24767222
That not me in the image.
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>>24767256
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>>24767288
DAYUM LOOK AT DAT ASS
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>>24767256
>That not me in the image.
cmon buddy
Also someone bake. We've reached the image limit
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>>24767431
not my problem
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>>24766628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8
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Picture’s can say so much,
and you can ad a comment.
That’s about all the focus I
have right now.
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>>24767482
BAKKKKKEEEEEE!!!!
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i think i'm gonna go to cap d'agde
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>>24767541
not
my
problem
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>>24767543
nvm probably not. maybe in 10 years
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Baking.
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feels bad to waste a day but i need to heal. it improved a lot overnight which is good, sometimes they get worse in the first 24 hours when you burn really bad, this is not one of those sunburns, i will go to the beach tomorrow for sure but i'll only tan my back and i'll be more careful. gonna buy a speedo when i get to france too, i'll post pics for you guys
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What were once degenerate and unacceptable traits that would be rejected by the local community and die in silence now find common ground and are able to exist, grow and thrive online. Whole subcultures surrounding not just degeneracy, but *specialized* degeneracy. There is a club for people who are sexually attracted to mylar balloons, or for people who like to try to shove their whole arm up their ass but only on tuesday. And that isn't even scraping the surface of specialized degeneracy.

Here is how I see it. It's like an infection. We are spiritually and intellectually exposed to a new environment in the internet, new contexts and conditions like never before . It is as if we are being exposed to something our immune systems aren't able to handle, metaphorically. The infection is setting in and we are failing to expel and eliminate it. Extremely negative social traits that would once have been very localized and isolated, become entire fandoms

Essentially, our souls, our psyches and our consciences are under assault by forces they have never had to consider, under conditions never before seen by any man,.ever before in all of history. If you go back a million years to an ancestor of yours, some proto human half ape mawfucka, you could go all the way back to them and not a single one of your ancestors has had to face the current challenges that you do. There is no blueprint. For centuries, your dad taught you what his dad taught him. You used the same tools, celebrated the same holidays, sang the same songs, face the same daily challenges on a microcosmic level. Things were relatively static, for centuries. You could understand your grandfather's life circumstance, he could understand yours. More common ground than otherwise.

Now think about your parents generation. There is some common ground, but it is very different in most respects. It you're a millennial, or an early zoomer, your parents grew up in a world almost

Cont
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Now go back to your grandparents. My grandpa was born and lived in a single room dirt floored log cabin that was like maybe 15x20 feet for the first years of his life. No indoor plumbing. No electricity. Our circumstances coming into the world could not have been more different. This was not uncommon for his generation. Now you can talk to robots and have cars that drive themselves and can travel across the globe in hours if you have the means.

The point is that we are facing such unique circumstances that there is no real satisfying philosophy or structure of belief that can adequately address the issues we face and the implications therein. There is need for an immunization in the form of a new school of philosophy and philosophical considerations that is intelligently designed to consider these problems so they might potentially be addressed before they pose a threat to us, socially or otherwise.
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>>24768362
>gonna buy a speedo
you went to the beach without bathing clothes?
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>>24768409
You might be onto something but what "threat" are you talking about? There are too many people on this planet anyway so you are actually supposed to stick your arm up yolur butthole instead of raising a family.
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>>24768492
the trunks i brought are pretty revealing by american standards. here they are just average, and i want to put on a show for the ladies considering i am asking the same of them.
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yawn wokeup feeling bummed out about still being in canada but i just want to think about pokemon
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what if I told you I actually live in india
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I'm also actually a 14 yo supergenius
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ugh I don't care
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>>24768567
ugh
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thinking about starting my own business where I play the game and get other people to play through the pokemon games for the sole purpose of collecting rare candy and then selling them to people so they can have the best pokemon
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i wanted to have the best pikachu i thought one play through was enough so i was letting him level up regularly but now i have doubts because i planned to use him maybe in the other pokemon games i use all my rare candy on his stats hes super strong especially because hes the starter from my pokemon lets go pikachu...version but now i dont know what to do also i thought pokemon trainer in smash bros was cool so i got a charizard lvysaur and squirtle even doe my squirtle is at a high level he loses fairly often but now i realize i shouldnt evolve all my pokemon for sure but i do want one good charizard to scare people with but again if i beat the game with them what am i supposed to do? i have to stop short of leveling them up to 100
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>>24768565
some people tell me i look indian but i think they are mostly racists in fact i think in some photos i actually look like i could be part japanese as well or something but i dont really look asian that much
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-_-' could have jerked off napped and despaired at home for free, what am i on vacation for?
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>>24768581
I always imagine you looking like on of these cracked out immigrant demons from hell that they show on the youtube
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>>24768734
"penelope"
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>>24768558
this nigga is going to get arrested
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>>24768581
wtf that's not possible. Are you Brahmin high caste sirs, how does one confuse a japanese for an indian or vice versa

Years ago people thought I could be Persian. But at least Persians and Greeks fought each other for thousands of years
And even more actually, there is no ancient source of a greek historian that says "they look different" Look it up. They all describe their clothing, but not that they look different hair and skinwise like Thracians, Scythians, or Egyptians, Ethiopians etc.

Add to that that the perception of what a greek looks like completely fucked is thanks to Hollywood and germanniggers from the 19th century that were making up stories about aryan invasions (nordics)
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holy shit I can't listen to this anymore CLOSE THE BORDER
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YOU STOLE THIS STICK FROM ME
BE SO RACIST
EVEN THE RACISTS CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
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WHAT IF HE HAS A GERMAN PASSPORT ALREADY AAAAAAAH
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YOU ARE ENABLING HIM BY BAKING THESE THREADS
WHAT IF HE BECOMES THE NEXT GOEBBELS
>>
IT'S LIKE HE IS THINKING ABOUT HAPLOGROUPS AND PHENOTYPES ALL DAY LONG AND IF NOT THEN HE IS BREEDING POKEMONS BY THEIR RACE



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