Homeless. Living in my car. This is my breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the day.How'z it going brahs?
>>24779423Couldn't splurge for the mickeys?
>>24779423I live in abounded bomb shelter
after spending half a minute trying to figure out advice to tell you, all i have to say honestly is just figure it the fuck outseriouslyfigure it the fuck out
pretty good. Made $1300 selling credit spreads today. sorry you're poor. learn to sell credit spreads
>>24779423Poor you, bro just stand outside mcdonalds and ask someone to buy you a meal, I'd bet 80% of the white people you ask would
>>24779423HELL YEAH LETS ROCK AND ROLLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5fn1DfqPfA
>>24779423>malt liquor and old people candyWhat's that flavor combination like?
>>24779427Learn to write a proper sentence faggot.
>>24779428>80% of the white people you ask wouldHe's Canadian broNGMI
>>24779430winning
>>24779431no u
>>24779423The good thing about Werthers is you can suck on them for a long time.. just like you're gonna be sucking dick like a crack addicted homeless person for another Werthers bag.
>>24779423I used to eat like this and it was constant diarrhea
>>24779433That and malt liquor I could see being a good flavor combination.
>>24779423Where do you go to bathroom?
>>24779423you can always suck a dick for a quick $20 CAD
>>24779426Is that you
>>24779423Your car is too cleanYou're a candyass aren't you?
Isn't it funny when people gloat about money they accumulate for no reason because they have to assume you care.I have no car and no money and I have been seducing women for the last 3 years to stay with them. If I told them the truth right away they get disgusted and leave but if its after sex its slightly less likely. I do have a gym membership to, though. Anyways the biggest problem I have had with being homeless is that is reveals how worthless and shallow the whole experience of being alive really is.
>>24779423Good luck anon. Seek some local homeless programs and get back on your feet.
>>24779428There's way too many beggars here nowadays for that.In Edmonton you can find beggars at every single traffic light often they take turns at lights. We really need to bus them to Vancouver like Ralph Klein used to.
>>24779423
>>24779423Id rather be homeless than Jewish daycare and constant crushing debt
>>24779440It's Meat.
>>24779440Is Ethan rotting now?
>>24779427>I just lie on 4chins>Because my real.life is worse than homeless anonBeing a wagie is more respectful than what you areA lying newfag normie acum
>>24779423Find a local food bank fool...Get a blog Off topic
Come on, nigger, you can do better than that. Collect some bottles, return em, and buy yourself a McDouble
Nice I had the same style breakfast, but it was a steel reserve.
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>>24779442True that anon I wasted my twenties working and doing nothing but increasing my earnings. Now I'm 33 making $250k/yr own house own car but I'm still a virgin because women just fundamentally hate me (I am disabled). No real point doing anything except what makes you happy is what I've learned.
>>24779423>how's it going?Good. I made over $250 today playing with dogs, and another $150+ from my ebay store. I've got pot to vape, pizza to eat, and doggos to love. Might play a video game later
>>24779423i'm having cold water for dinner
>>24779423I have diarrhea and fever because a disgusting jeet gave me E-coli and Tim Hortons
>>24779423your posterity was stolen, dont let them win, stay alive
>>24779453Nah, voting for Massie
>>24779423Beer and werthers originals .. I bet you have teef like a graveyard
>>24779428The Jeets working the micky d's would call the cops on him.
>>24779423nothing immediately bad, evenings are sometimes mournful (people died over time, the usual)> This is my breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the day.Food isn't so valuable no one else would share.Also if you feel like a drink occasionally you might want to ferment some cider (can be done in the same bottle, drink some add some sugar, add brewer's yeast and ferment BUT not with the cap fully closed it'll produce gas that needs to escape).
>>24779462careful with self made cider it can cause you 2 weeks of diarrhea
>>24779425You live in hell, the abandoned bomb shelter is a temporary assignment.
>>24779463or a lifetime of kidney damage
>>24779425Which is entirely of your own doing. I hope you die in a puddle of blood and shit.
Did you try not being homeless nigga?
>colt 45Just why?
>>24779423You should take many walks around the neighborhoods nearby. I bet that there are many edible plants and fruits growing that you could harvest. Here in the desert there are rose bushes and many other edible landscaping bushes like lavender that you can harvest a near unlimited supply of. Dandelions grow everywhere and are entirely edible, flower down to root. All thistle are edible and grow everywhere. And if all else fails restaurants and grocery stores throw away edible food every day if you are adventurous to dumpster dive. There are also food banks that can assist with rice and beans and bread and canned foods. I believe in you friend, you are living my dream.
>>24779427Sounds like a good way to lose money
>>24779463drop in brewer's yeast or a yeast culture, either the yeast wins or it's usually very easy to identify. and the yeast nearly always wins btw.it's one of the least risky beverages if you do it approximately right, the alcohol and that they yeast consumed what it consumes may even make it rather myco-/bacteriostatic.
>>24779423>>How'z it going brahs?its going shit
>>24779449nah nigger we had a massive up day on SPX today. Sold 7 at the money 0 DTE bull put spreads around 7 am PST. market rocketed up all day and after about 2 hours I bought the spreads back for easy shekels.learn to play the jewish financial games or else you'll always be a poor goy.
>>24779438Anywhere he wants
>>24779465in excess. but it's at least not stupidly easy to do with many yeasts that only ferment to 10-15% even if you add sugar. the yeast itself eventually stops when it reaches whatever maximum alcohol level that strain produces.
>>24779430Sometimes old people are simply correct, Werther's are great.
>>24779423livin the dream
>>24779423Why werthers?
>>24779466>t. brown subhuman
>>24779423hello anon welcome to /bant/ i lived out of a van for 6+ months.....how did you end up becoming homeless?
The key is to put a Werther's in your mouth then sip the beer
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