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Thanks for making little girl cartoons,
Together with your ramen they saved many of my afternoons.
I love working my dick to those cute little butts,
While Ritsu sits in the corner and decorates his arm with cuts.
He tries to fight the NTR demons but fails while biting out his nails.
But Miku does not mind giving another man a good grind.

I ate an orange.

Today's topic: anime girls.
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>>24785458
I want to bury my face in Miku's ass.
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I didn't read the OP before I posted. You are deeply mentally ill.
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>>24785472
>>24785468
Yes.
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hubby look at this weird claw machine that grabs ramen i found
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>>24785496
I already replied to u
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>>24785501
its just unusual is all :)

>>24785509
oops
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>>24785458
I'm waiting for colon cancer to get you
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>>24785513
Know what's also unusual? How deep miku's ass can take my fat cock
>>24785568
Hey cutie fren. Why up so early?
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>>24785586
Meh.
I guess I'm going to be a worthless cuck forever.
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>>24785594
That's not a worthless thing. You can be that if you enjoy it. I don't think it's a bad thing.
I like ntr too but I like different roles in it.
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>>24785594
Aren't you the retard obsessed with jews?
Have you met your muslim invaders yet?
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>>24785568
hai ritsu :3
how have u been

>>24785586
i can relate to that
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>>24785611
It pretty much is.
This year has just been humiliation after humiliation, idk why I'm even trying to hide anything anymore.
>>24785624
>obsessed with jews
Not nearly as much as your people are
>>24785628
normal
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>>24785624
>invaders
It's not an invasion if politcians let them in
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>>24785632
My people? I am an ex muslim.
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>>24785643
>am an ex muslim.
Good for you. I hate islam, be safe
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>>24785628
Hubby I'm sweaty... it's so warm..
>>24785632
You don't have to hide it. You just need frens that don't mind it. I think it makes you cute.
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>>24785648
They will hang you femboy
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>>24785633
it's an invasion like old times but that's what you get for supporting palestine
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>>24785649
Doing it openly on bant is too much though...
and most people don't care about Miku the way I do it's just le quirky virtual celeb and they move on after they had their fill. i hate my own brain for putting me through this.
>>24785653
They kill kids all the time I'm sure they would kill me too, I would want them dead too in return. you are asking worthless questions, you know /pol/ exsists right
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>>24785660
I couldn't give two shits about Palestina or Israel, wtf are you talking about?
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>>24785662
And? You get what you ask for
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>>24785667
Right. This is why I can't stand people. I am willing to give you a fair chance, I talk to you, I offer my hand to you and in return you shit in it. what a waste of time. Go to /pol/ there are people there who actually want to talk about politics
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>>24785662
Getting a little over stimulated from all those people watching?
My brain also does annoying things. Got mental illness. Sadly it never gets better, only worse.
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>>24785683
Yeah the random sexual remarks from people i dont know freak me out a bit and gets me overstimulated.
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>>24785688
>I want to deepthroat chud's cock
That' the vibes from you
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>>24785688
Guess ur brain can't decide if it wants to be horny or angry. Or maybe it's stressed and uses one of the 2 options to vent stress.
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>>24785632
just kinda average i guess?
nothing new nothing wrong nothing good just...existence
i feel that

>>24785649
gosh hubbs u know what that does to me and im all alone in this hotel room with two beds and ur so far away :(
*snifffffffffff*

>>24785662
migugirl is the best :3
we love her here
its kind of my faut
i keep reminding him about miku lol
she's just so adorbs
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>>24785676
Yet here you are doing just that
It matters
Do you want to be beheaded?
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>>24785704
Wrong
>>24785708
Both at the same time.
>>24785709
He would do it on his own even without you
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>>24785714
must make you feel like such a tough man making empty threats on the internet where it makes no difference

>>24785716
probably yeah but i just reminded him of how much we love migu lol
cuz we do
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>>24785716
Attention wohre craves chud cock
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>>24785718
You should do her too.
Would be more fun that way, but idk if you are 100 % of a bottom or a switch
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>>24785709
I poured water over my head to cool down. I'm all wet now.
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>>24785720
hmmm i would certainly
she would be an easy exception
no one is a 100% bottom :p hehe

>>24785728
drool drool pant pant
gawsh and ur shirt all wet and stuff?
*lick*
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>>24785739
Spitroasting her maybe...
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>>24785739
Yes, super wet and sticky. I've got that boismell too.. mixed with cupcake perfume.
If only someone would clean me up..
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>me and hubby with Miku
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>>24785755
>>24785749
migu would love it so much

>>24785752
migu and i would clean you head to toe sweaty wet boy to cool you off real good just to heat u up again
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>>24785764
Which posistion would you have?
it would be pretty hot seeing her like that i suppose...
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>>24785764
Which one is gonna tongue my butt and which one is sucking my dick?
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I wanna see Ritsu in a cute chastity cage.
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>>24785768
hmmm hard to decide to have hubby plowing her from behind while she chocked on my cock with every thrust of his

>>24785771
im on cock dudty ofc but we could swap ;)
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>>24785776
Shut up. Atleast let me enjoy it.
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>>24785783
Hot. he prob has the bigger cock i assume. where would I be?
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>>24785718
Did I threaten you because I don't think so. Muhammed will take you degenerate scumbags and purify your land for the people meant to rule your realm.
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>>24785784
It would be way more fun to strap you to a chair, cage ur dick and hook vibrators up to it while a sex machine rails your butt.
It would be so adorable if you came like a girl while 2 men abuse your wifey.
>>24785783
Nicu.
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>>24785796
You are very evil...
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>>24785786
he very much does
i think we would want you would be under her forced to watch his giant cock plow her ofc as close as possible and the fluids dripping on your face

or thisssss >>24785796
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>>24785807
Fine fine... he is going to wear a condom atleast?
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>>24785801
Don't worry, we'll unstrap you so you can lick all that juicy cum out of her used pussy.
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>>24785818
I want to watch Miku cum on your dick...yeah i give up
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>>24785812
hes not and going to fill her up all the way and its going to spurt all out of her
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>>24785830
Hot. shes just a toy for you and him.
Maybe you could even spitroast while making out with him.
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Gerson Boom can go fuck himself with his giant turtle penis
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>>24785852
ever heard of 'the Eiffel tower' three way move?
we'll be doing that and kissing at the same time
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>>24785828
She will.. and I'll make sure to send you pics of her used body while you are out of the house.
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>>24785869
You should convince him to do more degen things with Miku...
>>24785878
But I'm not satisfied with just pics I wanna see it happen
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>>24785879
Well someone has to get new lube when me and hubby wanna double fuck her ass and it sure is not gonna be either of us, cúckie.
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>>24785882
Wouldn't dp be better? I would lube both of your cocks up beforehand...
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>>24785889
Sure, you can lube us up and work our dicks inside her. Your beloved won't be able to sit for days after we are done tearing her ass apart.
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Hiding my fat dick while out working is kinda tough.
Sexting at work is hard.. literally.
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>>24785915
>>24785920
Stupid wagie, you deserve that
I hope they find your boner and shame you
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>>24785929
Sorry cutie, mine isn't as useless as yours so nobody, especially not Milu would shame it like she does yours.
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>>24785941
Hit Mikus cervix I guess
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>>24785952
You better work that little thing of yours while I make your wife scream and moan.
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>>24785955
Yes just breed her in front of me ballsdeep. heh... maybe you even bulge her tummy a bit
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>>24785958
No problem, I'll fulfill your lil wish. She's so slender and my dick so big, it's gonna be easy for you to see when I ram it all the way i to her. She'll be clawing into the bed trying to take it all in.
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>>24785964
Seeing Miku becoming addicted to your cock would be hot. I want to see her feel really good and orgasm a bunch
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>>24785968
Shouldn't you have gotten your horny sorted out by now? I can't typefuck your waifu forever, my luv.
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>>24785983
I guess. Give me something to cum to, then im going to leave since im a dumbass loser
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>>24785987
Your abused wifey.. waiting for you to lick her clean.
So hurry up, cúckie.
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I wonder where my stupid hubby went.
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My internet died for a bit there, stupid US infrastructure...
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>>24786017
Probably in the kitchen looking for you.
Duh?
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>>24786174
Better than u dying.
>>24786195
I think he fell asleep.
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Sup frens?
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>>24786298
Eating gyoza.
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>>24786218
I'm going to shoot the person running my internet service right now, it's died 3 times I can barely use my PC at this rate.

>>24786298
Hello drunken homosexual, I'm feeling murderous, how about you?
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>>24786306
Yummy!

>>24786332
Feeling tired right now... Nothing like a bit of 4chan posting before going to bed
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>>24786391
And extremely spicy.. I'm sweating.
>>24786332
Get ISP'd, hehehehe
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>>24786391
Nothing like 4chan indeed, hope you're having a better night than I lol

>>24786395
I'll ISP in your soup
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>>24786418
in my poop. Time to punish the toiler.
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>>24786420
You gotta relieve!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMcie0_Hh3Y
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>>24786395
Spicy...? Oh dear, I feel bad for your toilet bowl, it is going to have a rough day.

>>24786418
Poor Loona...
>Hugs and headpats the Loona
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>>24786452
Thank you Playre2, the internet seems to be stabilizing now lol
How has your night been going?
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>>24786461
I can't complain. It's been a chill night tonight, except for the part where my leg decided to cramp up for no reason.
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>>24786487
Surely you must have been doing some crunches or something to cause such a cramp?
As long as you're enjoying your night now I'm happy for you :3
>Rubs your leg in a completely non-sexual manner out of concern and nothing else
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>>24786512
I didn't do any crunches or anything, I just moved my leg in a way that caused it to feel like the leg muscles collapsed in on itself
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>>24785987
>>24785968
>>24785958
Please kill yourself
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>>24786649
I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself
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>>24786440
I gotta drink beer.
>>24786452
I wonder if there is spicy beer out there.. maybe that's yummy..
>>24786661
Good, u my fren. U need to live.
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>>24786546
Oh damn, I'm more used to alcohol withdrawals causing my leg cramps.
Drink lots of water and do lots of stretches?
That's the best advice I can give without further details lol :3

>>24786649
I'd much rather track you down and slit your throat in your sleep, that being said I don't feel like you're worth life in prison (yet)

>>24786678
Don't we all
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>>24786678
>I wonder if there is spicy beer out there.. maybe that's yummy..
I once had a spicy habanero mango beer at a ball game, it was well balanced and counter-acted the taste of the 6% alcohol content quite nicely
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>>24785458
>little girl cartoons
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>>24784246
No discord kittens.

>>24785451
Rip, enjoy your time in Vegas still though!
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Time to go stand in line
Fug it’s early
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>>24786951
Heh thanks Jules I’ll post some photos when I can
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I just snoozed for 3hrs.. I was so fucking tired..
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>>24786691
U have to hook me up. That sounds fucking amazing.
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This badge has unique geometry…
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Hello E/everybody, I'm back from today's etiquette training. I do hope we all feel well.
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>>24789119
I WANNA SEX YOU
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>>24788013
Don't mention it. Focus on enjoying the event, you can post photos later.
>>24789046
For some reason that gives me Plague.inc vibes

>>24789119
Getting Butler etiquette classes is a fever dream of mine.
I feel amazing thank you for asking, how about you?
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>>24789135
Horny already, friend? I'd love to, but I do have to work here soon...
>>24789144
>classes
Y-yeah, "classes"... Nah, I've just ended up in a High Protocol spaces, so um, I've been learning a fair bit to put it lightly.
>I feel amazing
Oh? What's going so well today, if I may ask?
>how about you?
Mm, I have a bit of a caffeine headache but it's getting better. Otherwise, I'm back to my old D/s dynamic with my partner and it's been quite fun to formally re-engage with it.
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>>24789164
oh fuck.. you aren't my hubby.. you are my tranner cutie.. I.. I just cheated on my hubby... I didn't look at the trip...
How done am I?
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>>24789170
I don't think your hubby will mind! And if he does... then uh... uhhh... good luck!
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>>24789175
Might as well have sex with you before he kills me.
Sug n fug?
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>>24789164
What did you learn this time?
Good talks, interesting talks, deep ponderings, dumb ponderings, arpeggio music makes me float in the sky.
Shucks for the caffeine headache, have some bread and water.
>back to my old D/s dynamic with my partner and it's been quite fun to formally re-engage with it
I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.
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>>24789180
Alas, no sug n fug but I will give you a pat n rub if you like.
>>24789271
>What did you learn this time?
How to address my superiors, how to stay polite, um... how to make tea! Still working on that last one, however.
>deep & dumb ponderings
Whoa. The ol' mulling... the philosophizing... Heck yeah. I will say, that's one of the things I find most appealing about an imageboard. This kind of format makes for much better
>D/s
>I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.
This stands for "Dominant/submissive." In other words... it means we're done with our little break from our standard dynamic and back to the more formal lifestyle. It's rather lewd so I'll spare you the details, but BDSM and the like can very much be a constant lifestyle with formal rules and rituals that have to be performed. We're finally getting back into that, though we haven't made a contract again just yet.
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>>24789318
I dripped a little precum. Thanks for the e-sex
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Time to indulge into pure masochism and enjoy a Monolith faction run on GAMMA.

>>24789318
I could probably help with tea, even if the dynamics of it are really just one google search away.
>The ol' mulling
Pretty much, it's rare for it to get much traction though.
>we haven't made a contract again just yet
I will not buy a frac suit and white cotton gloves
I will not buy a frac suit and white cotton gloves
I will not buy a frac suit and white cotton gloves
I will not buy a frac suit and white cotton gloves

Anyway, that sounds like quite the relationship you have ongoing, honestly first time I hear from someone enacting these kind of fantasies irl.
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>>24789903
>btw im an ugly sociopathic twink
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Galileo always stfu when he's cofronted a psychopath who got him an his friends being gay pedos
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>>24789046
cool i got guest list
bad opsec
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Like pottery.
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>>24789144
It’s funny you say that because it’s about genes and genealogy
We have figured out the objective is to exchange your ‘light genes’ with other badges so you upgrade colors and blinking by spreading genes
I’ll post a webm later

>>24789990
Sure you did :)
Good luck figuring out the faggot here LOL
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>>24790124
>ome fggt from 300 from southern cali
not hard not threatening either
aren't you defcon?
bad opsec
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>>24789942
Who tf is that ugly overgrown niglet, jesus
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>>24790160
galileo
bad opsec
got oxed in '19
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doxxer is cupachaos
for oters is alice3-D mentioned including lewdesu who apparently specializes in in cyber security
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>>24790157
Incorrect
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What's the need for security when you're flying under the radar anyway.

>>24790124
I'm not even there and I already won the game, amazing. Sounds like a pretty cool event though, reminds me of how the zombie apocalypse one I went to worked.
Also spread the gay to normies or something, just for the meme.
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>>24790343
you're a liar coping
how much do you weigh
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>>24790369
You're a gay ugly sociopathic galileo
ypu will never have a good job
you're positively identified as a gay sociopath
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I slumber

Take your meds Shane, sucking your own dick won't make it longer
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>>24790495
Plz stop being dumb, that’s my bit

>>24790369
The coolest part is my badge seems to be the most evolved one I’ve seen and everyone keeps asking to scan mine
Feel kinda c list celeb or something heheh
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>>24790589
You say it's your bit bit you're unironically a retard
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>>24790369
You don't say?
So why do you spam over it?
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probably because i'm meta
i wim everything lol
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>>24790531
My cocks already over 7 inches while you're under 6 lol
wanna see if i'm lying?
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ghe only dude who compares is mordred at 7.3in but 6ft3 im 5ft9 and 7.1in
im literally bigger
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>>24790638
I am also very cute and you are not :)~
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>>24791227
Doubt (X)
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I'm gay and I have a big dick does anyone want to see it
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i'm gay and i have a small dick does anyone want to see it
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why are so many men proud of their gigantic dicks anyway? as a man is it really good to have these weird big dangly sausage bits between your legs? they get in the way all the time you're not liek a perfect hunter then
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>>24791263
im not turned on by that at all
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i only like men that look liek big black chicks that look like men but are women but are actually men but are hermaphrodites
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im so horny
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>>24791263
>>24791264
Mine is smol also :3
But it doesn’t matter

>>24791264
I would imagine it’s fun having a big one like hubby does
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I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
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>>24791298
I didn't ask i don't care
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>>24791263
michael roft.......
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>>24791298
sometimes when I get really horny, I don't realize how horny I am and that I'm like on a horny fueled binge of ecstasy of some kind and I just want to take pictures of my dick next to a giant monster energy drink or something and the send shirtless pics too to different women I know
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Can I wake up to a normal thread for once? Why must it always be schizo ramblings.
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>>24791262
just as comparison if over 6 don't get demoralized i'm just super large
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https://youtu.be/LUVwsLdQt04?si=YoEc_aB8fHLezDGv
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>>24791355
I'm technically bigger than you lol
I should've joined porn when 18 but i didn't know
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https://youtube.com/shorts/5Svf7V_fWis?si=XgHra4zTOIXSA30b
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>>24791322
I thought we were sharing if you wanted to share too

>>24791355
Ummm I think you are asking a bit much
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>>24791376
Sorry I guess.
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NO FUN AT ALL

NO FUN


NO FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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UGH GOTTA JACK ME IN GOTTA PLUG IN HURRY UP I'M LOSING A KILOSECOND
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ugh fuck NICE AND COARSE
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btw over 7inches verified


I tuck my lip-gloss in my boot, bitch, l am here to work
Wish I had two tongues, I'm a succubus
Lookin' for someone hung, pink dick like bubblegum
I'm king tongue
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THATS RIGHT BABY HARD AND FAST
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GOTTA FOLLOW THE PROTOCOL
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https://youtu.be/flAsTHJ6mlU?si=Ub3yrRlIra5NdTCJ
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https://youtu.be/lhlbSFef-7o?si=vCdQOWfmfYAG0-DW
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Then you're left in the dust
Unless I stuck by ya
You're the sunflower
I think your love would be too much
Or you'll be left in the dust
Unless I stuck by ya
You're the sunflower
You're the sunflower
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https://youtu.be/3NIaKi5V1MM?si=lwEgVumjezN6mFvv
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It appears the aussie is still seething. It's been several weeks now. Hubby we might have broken him.
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https://youtu.be/yIICBhjomaI?si=SofjOiWiI_IdGwjB

WHOA THIS ONES REALLY GOOD
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I HAVE THE BIGGEST COCK

NOW WHO WANTS TO WRESTLE
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COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOOOOOO
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https://youtu.be/8CkUrkDP-v0?si=xFCjWbY_-cnv0HfM
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https://youtu.be/4WxphPKKzAc?si=XvRwvFI0awXpEqJ2
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>>24791541
I doubt he will ever recover from us, this…you…
we should see if we can break him further
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>>24791745
Is that even possible? He's already stalking our threads and comes up with insane schizo ramblings.
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>>24791745
damn
you get no ass i saw you fatty
please get actual help stop coping :)
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Where the fuck is everyone...
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>>24791916
Just woke up a little ago and getting ready for work.
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>>24791922
Can u make me scramby eggs?
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>>24791927
No time for that.
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>>24791763
Oh we can make it worse, much worse and he should be convened

>>24791916
I’m at the toxic bbq l337 hazier food event
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>>24791938
But I am hungy!!! And hubby only eats nasty keto cuck shit.. he can't make me food.
>>24791949
You are at what now? Don't tell me you are at a keto kek party.
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Oh no, it's true..
Hubby is in a group of keto keks rn. They are smearing each other with avocucko while sniffing their own nasty keto farts.
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>>24790589
Damn, he did infect everybody with the gay.
Good job(?)

>>24791953
You can make yourself food. That'd be quicker too.
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>>24792052
No I can't I'm not home. I'm at the train station.
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>>24791953
>>24791994
i had a burger and a hot dog you goof
and i took another comically large shit today because of the carbs
>smearing each other with avocucko while sniffing their own nasty keto farts.
well....it is vegas

>>24792052
>Damn, he did infect everybody with the gay.
webm related
yes
im spreading my gay light genes to everyone around me
and everyone wants them specifically because...of the colors

it first started out a very slow low one color lights
but we have gay-evolved
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>>24792178
I'm glad u keep me updated on your stool.
Why are u in vegas? And where even is that..
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>>24792230
dude it was HUGE i was straining comically hard to get it out
Las Vegas is 'sin city' where all the gambling and hookers are,
im here for Defcon which is a hacker convention (Cybersecurity)
somehow i convinced the owner of the company to pay for it too? ...well honestly, it wasn an unexpected gift once he found out i was going
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>>24792065
Buy you classic schnitzel then.

>>24792178
Lotsa lights, neuron activation.
That's pretty cool!
I just realized that this is literally you right now
>

Besides touching each other "genes" what kind of activities did they prepare?
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>>24792273
T-thanks for the update...
I would never dare enter that city. I mean murica alone is like.. I'd feel safer in serbia.. but a city of drunken niggers with guns.. that's like visiting the ukraine frontline.
I have no idea what one would do at such a convention.
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>>24792284
today was just standing in line mostly, they unironically call it 'linecon' becuase we wait to get our badge and then purchase merch
talked to people and now i've got a small crew of new nerd friends
already got like 2 people who told me to apply for jobs too....
then there was the BBQ where we all thought it was a good idea to be at a park in 40c heat
tomorrow is when the talks and workshops happen :)
>I just realized that this is literally you right now
there are so many faggots and trannies here its unreal
some pretty cute ones too
im gonna go to sleep tho, long day! night night ^^

>>24792311
ofc babes i'll always keep you appraised of the important things
yeah we had an interesting experience where some nigs were streaming on kick or something and walking up to random people saying some weird shit like they hhave pictures of their dongs, and something about 13 year olds....but there was security who kicked them out
>I have no idea what one would do at such a convention.
nerd shit, lots and lots of nerd shit
talk about computers, networking, security, and hacking :)
gonna go to sleep tho my cutes
nite night ^^
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Hiya thread frens!
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>>24792515
I'm hungry..
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>>24792542
And I'm tired, I've been on my feet all day.
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>>24792548
am tired too, might snooze for a bit later.
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>>24792549
Same...
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>>24792588
I snoozed
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I have a new fetish.. broken condoms
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Morning hubs and friends
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Good
Fucking
Morning

https://youtu.be/acxW7Al9Ddc

>>24793318

>>24792359
First day was an extra positive adventure, good to hear.
Did you count how many were wearing programmer socks?
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>>24793333
Nigga it's 4 pm
>>24793318
Sup Keto boi
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>>24793373
So? The sun is still out.
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>>24793379
I only see the sun.. wait I never do. Even when I go for a cig and leave my room I don't cause the balcony is covered.
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>>24793373
I just had a waffle lol :3

>>24793333
QUADDDSS GEET!! Lezzzz gooo!!!
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>>24793389
I find those nasty.
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>>24793401
Yeah I’m not stoked on it but I also had an omelette too
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>>24793380
Burh

>>24793389
https://youtu.be/W7RectnxO0s
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That’s a very feminine Adam’s apple if you have ma’am
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[Killer]

How long can one sit idle in front of a product of death itself? Weeks? Months? Years?
I have lost count, it could have been centuries for all I know.
My actions only brought me more pain, the few seeds that survived the decadence all rotted away sooner or later,
No matter how, or how much I cared for them,
Infertile clones who only held a distorted resemblance of the original.
And as well, my later pondered inaction didn't do better,
I can't say I expected it to patch me up, I only hoped it would slow the bleeding, isn't that why
They say that time heals all wounds?
Suppose it can be true for some cases, but the saying is incomplete.
Yes, the wounds closed, yet the untended scars, sizzling with apathy,
Turned into markings, paintings depicting tragedies,
A series of patterns walking over my skin, a low relief made of flesh
Showing the battles that carved it deeper, the older now cracked and covered in dust,
The newer still tasting metal, as red tainted drops slowly descend the walls
Trying to hit the ground before evaporating away.
What to do with all this blood stained wood,
if I were to burn it,
I'd just suffocate in the smoke and ashes.
I couldn't bring myself to bury it,
Even thinking about touching it feels like desecrating a grave,
An open grave sitting in my garden.
I have to do something, even in failure I must continue with my work,
I can't let something so akin to me rot away like this.
It's gonna hurt.
Whether I succeed, or drown
in the crimson pools of my own making.
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I'm so fucking tired... fuck
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Good lord my head hurts.. that was too much beeru.
Ate some yummy Leberwurst
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Guess I'm alone again.
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https://youtu.be/W-apaIOOoAo?si=hdpo1TG140FnEHjz
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>>24796518
We are at some pool party thing and a tall tranny walked up to me and the first question they asked me is if I was here for queercon
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>>24796662
Glad you are having fun with the trannies. I'm working, covered in dirt and ink.
Hope u don't cheat on me with the tranny.
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>>24796668
>Hope u don't cheat on me with the tranny.
Ears can't hear you he is busy being raped by 9 inch tranny cock and once they hook him up on HRT he will forever be their little egg pet
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>>24796698
But enough about Miku..
How are you this morning my cute fren?
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Boy! You About Stupid!
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>>24796668
Ewww no, I wish I was back at the hotel doing nerd shit and shitposting
They are talking about coding and development, I’m bored and I wanna lay down
My co worker is really enjoying the company and I’m having a hard time getting him to leave

>>24796698
It’s already happened, I’ve been injected with many things now and the giant tranny cock has me hypnotized
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>>24796767
Poor hubby...
Hope you had some fun tho.
Just tell him u are really tired. He'll leave.
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>>24796776
We are finally going, thank goodness
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>>24796834
Hubby saved!
Hubby I bought chickie legs.
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>>24796841
oof what a day
showered and in bed nowww..omg my feet are tingly from being on them all day
>chickie legs
yummeh, for dinner im assuming?
i forgor what u season them with
nuzzle nuzzle
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>>24796958
I am used to walking every day and at weeb conventions I'm on my feet 10hours without break. Hubby u are weak.
I dunno when I'll eat em.. got spaghet for now.
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>>24796964
yeah its true cuz i sit all day for the most part and my hands are also really soft too lol
2 days down and 1.5 more to go ...i'll survive, i hope lol
mmm sketty
with lots of parm?? :0
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>>24796987
No, parmesan is disgusting. It stinks like rotting feet. That shit isn't even good enough for pigs. Why would anyone eat something so vile tasting and smelling?
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>>24797014
mmm parm is so tasty on spaget :3
nighty night hubs im so sleepy now
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>>24797029
Nighty my luv
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>>24785458
Thanks. I hate tranime but we love Switzerland too
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>>24797400
Hello Japan! U awesome.
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Morning sweet hubs n frenz

>>24797400
U what?? Why not?
Did you ever



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