'did I see you in the lidl' - asked me the guy I was chatting with online. he loved my legs and found me suitable to be his long-term regular cock sleeve. finally my walks paid off, even though not as an alley encounter, but close
>>24794875>even though not as an alley encounterso you like no strings attached pumped and dumped in an alley? Thefuq man i know fags are gross but come on...
>>24794943yes not gonna lie, I find that super hot, though it never happened to me. this 'saw you at the grocery store and you will be a good cock sleeve' approach is also awesome
>>24794875you're my favorite homosexual on the board
>>24795120awesome!
>>24794875>slaps balls>does a 360 and walks away
>>24795614Greg would like that
>>24794875>>24795614
>>24794875I know you're kinda small but it would be hilarious if you had a big ol' floppy donkey dick just dangling from under your short pants as you are walking and getting like a million reactions from passerbys, kek
>>24797314yeah, even an average size would cause considerable problems in all of my shorts
