There was a guy at the airport,
that I sat next to on the way to
a job. I heard him talking on his
phone before the flight and I knew
I could place the accent. So when
we got on the plane and sat down,
I turn to him and I say “Howdy!
You from Texas? And he says
“No. I’m from Pert Australia.”

I thought that interesting.

Howdy, Fixin Ta, Coke
(any carbonated beverage)
Skeeter, Cattywampus, Hissy
Fit, Ya’ll, and there’s just a
drawl in general.

It’s All Good!
We’re a very proud
people.

>>24797168
sex with women is allowed irl but you do need permission