UHHHHHH PAGAN BROS??????
>>24799190I'm not a pagan, but I'll take the bait.>ThorSounds like a wacky caper. I bet its hilarious if told correctly. >OdinExtremely vague. I bet it's nothing if you read the whole context. >Jewgle AI slop text>South Apefrican flagYeah, I bet you're some kind of delusional Pajeet that thinks converting to Christianity makes you White. (It doesn't)
>>24799190Identity is only solid if you choose not to dissolve. Myth teaches us how to dissolve to find the true one within.
>>24799191A bit defensive aren't we? Thor and Odin are crossdressers, it's okay bro
>gods aren't bound to a fixed physical formleast shit colored christian ape using his african 1200cc brain at peak capacity to make /pol/ more and more antichristian
>>24799190Still better than the anti-white teachings of Rabbi Yeshua.
>>24799193you have brown skin, it’s offensive
>>24799195Better hope nobody clipped your eruv wire.
>>24799190>the other gods mock him for itThis says something about the overall religion that this one exception is frowned upon. So not quite the own of paganism that you think it is.
>>24799196You are a Hindu sir
>>24799198Thor and Odin are crossdressers.
>>24799200christ slurped semen
>>24799190Pagan-atheists also sell their own people into slavery. They love selling their country out to the rabbinic "jews" and the Mohammedans.
>>24799190Fake stories made up by the inspirations for loki
>>24799201If that were true, which it's not, Pagans should then love Him since they worship crossdressing fags?
>>24799199>You are a Hindu sirIs that supposed to be a bad thing? Better than worshiping a dead kike on a stick.
>>24799205Hahahahahahahahahahaha just stop man
>>24799205>Is that supposed to be a bad thing? Better than worshiping a dead kike on a stick.pfffft AHAHAHA, man your pic is hilarious.
>>24799202>Pagan-atheists also sell their own people into slavery. They love selling their country out to the rabbinic "jews" and the Mohammedans.Pretty sure they only sold Christcucks into slavery. Christcucks worship jews anyway, so the Vikings did them a favor by selling them to the jews they love so much. Remember, salvation is of the jews, and all that. This is what Rabbi Yeshua would have wanted.
>>24799204>If that were true, which it's notconcession accepted, you worship a frail sandnigger who drank gallons of semen and was tortured and killed like a little bitch lmao
>>24799190Christianity also depicts Mary as a ftm at some point and Jesus as a shapeshifter that wasn’t restricted to sex/gender. Religion is all about syncretism, i asure you anything that you consider “dirt” in pagan religions is also present in your own religion.
>>24799200So are nigger child soldiers. We don't judge here.
>>24799208Nope, pagans mainly attacked/enslaved other pagans who were just as weak as they are. Strong, Christian men put an end to your barbaric practices of selling your own people to merchants to get zutted by the Mohammedan pagans.
>>24799193Your skin is the same colour as poop lol
>>24799209I said it's not true Thor and Odin were crossdressers. What pronouns do you think they used?
>>24799208So Pagans were vanquished by meek Christcucks? :/
>>24799214>I said it's not trueand I accepted your concession and brutal humiliationchrist drank tons of semen, was killed like an animal and your skin resembles the feces of cows
>>24799213You are a Hindu lol
>>24799212>Strong, Christian menkek
>>24799215Vanquished is the wrong term, as christianity became pagan itself in the process of “getting rid” of paganism.
>>24799218>>24799216>and I accepted your concession and brutal humiliation>christ drank tons of semen, was killed like an animal and your skin resembles the feces of cowsGet a load of the schnozz on these anons.
>>24799216Do you think Odin and Thor prefer They/Them Pronouns?He/They maybe? Do you also crossdress to emulate your gods?
>>24799190leltop teir post
>>24799218Pagans were defeated by weaklings? :/
In the first chapter of Snorri’s Edda he says Odin came from Troy at a time when Trojans would’ve been Hittites and Assyrians. He would’ve been browner than pagans say Jesus was.
>>24799221do you think my Roman ancestors also raped that lowly sandnigger dog before torturing him and flailing him?maybe with a stick?do you also try to emulate your god by getting killed like a little defenseless bitch screaming for your imaginary father?
>>24799219Christians worship a Pantheon? Do demonstrate that?
>>24799190>AI slopFuck off.
>>24799225Okay maybe They/His? What are your pronouns? How often do you crossdress?
>>24799225>do you think my Roman ancestors also raped that lowly sandnigger dog before torturing him and flailing him?>maybe with a stick?>do you also try to emulate your god by getting killed like a little defenseless bitch screaming for your imaginary father?yawn.
>>24799228Pagan-Atheists are LGBT-coded.
>>24799228how often do you slab olive oil and flour upon your fecal hue to appear more human in public?
>>24799226Catholics anyway. The whole liturgy is ripped straight out of Greco-Roman paganism. Fuck not just the liturgy but the iconography. Best parts about Christianity. Shoehorned a lot of western philosophy into that jew ridden nonsense as well. Jews truly are awful, not western, very Oriental and nasty.
>>24799231Odin and Thor are crossdressers
>>24799232>Catholics anywayA pagan religion devoted to Ishtar "Queen of Heaven" worship + Nimrod/Dagon iconography with their mitra hats.
>>24799233christ swallowed liters of semen daily
>>24799234I wouldn't be throwing stones. Half of protties are some sort of crazy cult as well. Jefferson had the right idea with the Bible.
>>24799223>24516.pngNominal Christians. Those people were illiterate and did not understand the teachings of Rabbi Yeshua that they were actually fighting for. But yes, White warriors are strong warriors. This was a case of the White race defeating itself after having been subverted by jews. jews knew they had no chance of defeating the Romans militarily, which is why they invented Christianity to destroy Europe through subversive means and getting whites to fight themselves. But you being an African Bantu nigger aren't going to get it.
>>24799190Tbh, calling yourself a pagan is a but like calling yourself a cis-het.Using your opponents words tout define you is being a language cuck.If you worship scandinavian gods, call yourself a disciple of Valhalla or whatever.A pagan is what Crusaders call you, in their eyes, a mass of devils worshippers.It's like being a christian and calling yourself a christcuck.Have some dignity, FFS.
>>24799190Holy shit this is literally the same thing as cutting your penis off and threatening women in the bathroom
>>24799224>Trojans would’ve been HittitesHittites were Indo-Europeans. This was thousands of years before the Roaches showed up.
>>24799191>I'm not a pagan>attacks Christians for no reasonsus>>24799195How's the weather in tel aviv?
>>24799237Eh vengeance shouldn't be on the left. Rational application of justice and force is Western. Vengeance for vengeance sake is extremely jewish - oriental.
>>24799237never remind them how the PUREST original christians got completely raped, beaten and humiliated over the entirety of their original lands in anatolia, levant and north africa by a handful of barely literate camel ridersthey don't control constantinopolis, they don't control antioch, nicea, jerusalem HHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAand now we get to see israelis blow the absolute fuck out of the last christapes in situ while the rest of the few billions of effeminated christserfs watch and not only do nothing but even help israel
>>24799235Okay fine. What are Odin and Thor's pronouns, and what are yours?
>>24799243What do Pagans control? :/
>>24799244answer first: did Romans flail the levantine rabble rousing dog before or after raping him with a stick?
>>24799245occupy rent-free your head
>>24799195It's not what the verse said, kike.It refers to a poor kid who was following Christ (teaching) and was seized by his opponents (showing they are merciless and would even harm a kid, if it harmed Christ).Are you illiterate ? Or a jew ?
>>24799190Thor is just ancient Bugs Bunny
>>24799246Do you prefer skirts or dresses usually?
>>24799241>How's the weather in tel aviv?Hopefully filled with Aryan Master Race missiles to BTFO the Semites.
>>24799190>Pagan Nigger
>>24799250was the semen he slurped fresh or he left it a bit to develop some aftertaste?
>>24799190The norse gods were trans whats the big deal?
>>24799247So what will you move onto once your Pagan phase (that you started two weeks ago) passes?Hellenism, I'm guessing?
>>24799191>passive aggressive nonsense What even was the point of your p9st other than just being contrarian? You zoomerniggers just love to hear yourselves talk. Never met more hubristic people in my life. You're as gay as the LARPatheists and LARPagans
>>24799253Let's first consult the expert on that subject
odin practicing magic was seen as pretty feminine
>>24799255I'll tell you when you turn 18 and grow tired of paradox crusader king type videogames
>>24799254That's what I'm trying to tell this Italian. It's NOT a big deal. It's really fine
>>24799226Yes. Catholics pray to dozens of different saints for different things, like safe travels, health, protection against robbery, pregnancy, money…etc. Protestants don’t have that, but they still have a lot of other pagan influences, i mean it’s inevitable.
>>24799255>phasesYeah I've noticed that, why is it like there's a requirement to have a LARPatheist and LARPagan phase these days? We kicked God out of society and this is what we get
>>24799253Longinus converted btw, soooo.....
>>24799257indeed
>>24799190Normal reading:>Thor, the manly god of thunder had to humiliate himself by wearing a dress. This is hilarious.Woke reading>He wore a dress. That means he's gay, maybe even trans. Not that clothes define gender, that's heteronormative - just don't think too hard about it. He wore a dress, like a transsexual, right? That means they were pro-lgbt.
>>24799259Nah never got into those games. Btw why are you posting people that look like the average Italian? Just curious.
>>24799245>What do Pagans control? :/The self respect of not being a slave to jews.
>>24799263that's the guy that raped that sandnigger ape with a stickyes that stick
>>24799262I think it's all the people from the early 202X's who were all about White Sharia and how based Islam is. Remember that?Then Gaza happened, Islam has lost face worldwide like never before, and they jumped ship.Next will probably be Hellenism, Buddhism or Shinto.
>>24799190>>24799193Or perhaps you're the ones who are Ignorant as to the runes and magics of Freeya and the All Father. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J_Yi0kUDkI
>>24799251So it's very confusing. Jesus was the first antisemite, in the modern sense. He wanted people to follow a mix of the 10 commandments, and greek philosophy. Why are you angry against a guy who denounced merchants ? Sure, many of his followers were retarded, but it is the norm in history.Without changing the message like you did previously in a shameful way >>24799248You can show us example of things being wrong. I don't know most of the bible, but, argue in Good faith.As for Iran... it's a muslim country, like jews, less devious and more brutal. Hardly a good place.
>>24799264Odin and Thor and Loki are the experts yes. Do you have to crossdress the same way they did, or can you put on any feminine clothing?
>>24799260Exactly, they aren't like mentally ill drag queen story hour troons. Its purposeful, its not a big deal. Gods or a God does not compare to that of man, trying to comprehend that from a human pov is silly.
>>24799270Did you just assume Odin's gender? They were a crossdresser. Don't offend the Pagan Italian itt
>>24799272sorry but semen slurping is what the rabbi killed like a bitch specialized into >>24799201I won't answer until you answer the theologically very important question of the sequence of event by which Romans tortured that lowly turd and whether the stick they used to rape him was oak or pine
>>24799275Does do HAVE to wear a veil like Odin and Thor did? Or?
>>24799257>Heterosexually activeModern slop, likely jewish. Dismissed.Heterosexually does not exist, it's just being normal. Normal sexuality. Called...sexuality.You only need more specific terms for things outside of normal. Like homosexuality.
>>24799257>pic related Holy fucking kek, Nordics really are a bunch of faggots. I hate this we wuz vikangz and shiiiieeeeet. It's hilarious that virtually everyone who was too much of a pussy to join the military does the LARPagan nonsense. They are all hard-core "patriots" who bought AR-15s in 2012 because they wanted to be like us ZOGbots but will give you every bullshit reason how they were gonna join but.... They wear Grunt Style shirts, grow beard, act all apathetic , listen to Five Finger Death Punch , and talk about vikings and how they worship Odin and all that. Cringe and shitty people I would shoot as readily as leftist commies
>>24799193And so was Bugs Bunny. That's based.
>>24799275Also why do you keep posting Italians lol
>>24799276did he swallow in multiple gulps or was he used to it from his mysterious past as public catamite before he became a professional rabble rouser?
>>24799190Source?
>>24799278It is really silly isn't it kek
>>24799241>>24799256I attacked delusional jeets, not Christians. And you got mad. Very telling.
>>24799281Their/His maybe? Or did I already say that?
>>24799285I'm guessing the answer is one big gulp.
>>24799282https://publicmedievalist.com/queer-asgard/Even the Norse gods were pretty genderqueer folx sometimes. Loki, the Norse god of mischief, is the best-known gender-bender of the Norse pantheon. He is a shape-changer who can alter his sex, and whose unbridled sexuality is a force for chaos for both his friends and enemies. He famously transforms into a mare to seduce away a stallion that is helping a frost giant build the wall around Asgard, and, as we are told in the Prose Edda,…Loki’s relations with Svadilfari [the stallion] were such that a while later he gave birth to a colt.HOLY BASED PAGAN CHAD BROS
Anyway, "paganism" is a cringe meme for a few autists, furries and other losers.The actual question is how to convince christians and atheists to be natsoc, expell jews, non whites and muslims.That is all. Anything else is a pathetic waste of time.
>>24799286>Crossdresser can't stop thinking about gay actsIt's 2026. Be your true self, like Odin and Loki were
>>24799262>LARPatheist and LARPaganUnless you're a semite then the desert religion you follow isn't the religion of your ancestors. This makes YOU the LARPer.Go ahead and tell us more about how "ackshually we wuz da real jews n sheet"
>>24799287Nobody wants your quicky in the street ranjeesh
>>24799288yeah but your skin resembles human feces you've kinda already lost there little Karim, your little desperate raids on this board are everything one needs to know about your situation, you cannot even breed africans like OP fast enough to make up for losses, it's that dire
>>24799288They were the "Based White Sharia based Islam" people a few years agoAfter this they'll move onto the next thing, then the next thing
>>24799289cool it with the antichrist remarks >>24799201
>>24799292And Italians are WASPs? :/ glass houses, crossdresser
>>24799287>lunatic author's opinion worthless and kys, jeet
>>24799257>Let's first consult the expert on that subjectWhy don't you tell us who the (((expert))) is? Can we get an early life history on this (((expert)))?
>>24799293It's probably people sick of hypocritical Christians and Jews
>>24799294I know you're a crossdresser like your gods are lol but try to go 5 seconds without thinking about gay acts lol
>>24799296Odin and Loki were queer af and it's heckin valid and I'm here for it
>>24799299sorry but this thread requires the expertise of known semen slurper yeshua ben yusef >>24799294 one cannot simply go past his figure
>>24799296It's all well sourcedhttps://sites.pitt.edu/~dash/thrym.htmlhttps://books.google.co.za/books?id=A0kiAQAAIAAJ&q=The+Unmanly+Man:+Concepts+of+Sexual+Defamation+in+Early+Northern+Society&dq=The+Unmanly+Man:+Concepts+of+Sexual+Defamation+in+Early+Northern+Society&hl=en&sa=X&redir_esc=yOdin, Loki and Thor would love reddits /r/LGBT
>>24799301Bro just go give a guy a blowjob then come back here lmao Italy is pro LGBT af anyway
>>24799303wtf are the burned trash fumes so powerful down there in apefreaka you mistaken me for jesus >>24799201look try praying hard enough and he may show up to slurp your little clitty, hope that helps
>>24799271>Jesus was the first antisemiteJesus told his disciples to heal jews, but not to treat Gentiles.The notion that Jesus cared about or was the messiah for anyone other than jews is revisionism which was added in by Saul of Tarsus after his death. Saul whom you better know as St. Paul was a Pharisee agent who took the reigns after Jesus' death and began to focus on converting "Goyim" to this new slave religion.The Pharisees (jews) rejected Jesus, hated him, and had him killed, but they saw an opportunity to repurpose this new religion as a means of enslaving the Goycattle.
>>24799304Anon, it's okay. You can crossdress, wear a veil, and just go take a guy quick since you have it on your mind so much
>>24799193Crossdressing is fine as long as you're doing it for non-gay reasons like getting your hammer back.
>>24799256>post nonsensical bait thread with pointless question like "ummmm EXPLAIN?">get a snarky response saying why you're retarded "Ummm how dare you take that tone with me, I made this thread for high minded discussion"Making shitty bait threads is one thing but responding like this when someone shits on you for it is baffling. Why even participate in the board like that if you don't like what the acceptable response to your shitflinging is?
>>24799306Mtumbu the burned trash's psychedelic effects are going to wear out tomorrow you're going to get a heart attack if you continue coping so hard over the rabbi you have been trained to worship being THE lgbtq iron par excellence
>>24799190Meanwhile Christian myths are all focused on raping or killing children and foreskins.
>>24799309Why do you keep posting Italians? Any pics of your crossdressing?
>>24799311anon I'm posting the whitest christians in 2026 you should be happy that there's at least some of you who don't look like you just came out of the smithsonian's paleolithic hominid exhibition
>>24799310Right that was like scalping them to injuns. He wanted David to heem 100 of them then bring back their bratwurst as proof
>>24799312Uh huh
>>24799313It was foreskins because the story was invented by Jews and they hate goyim.
>>24799313so passion for other men's genitals had been going on for a while, I can see where little yeshua got his peculiar taste for semen
>>24799288>losersNo one is a bigger loser than Christcucks who are slaves of jews.
>>24799315I would've preferred an ear or something but it was to show proof of a killing.>>24799316I know Pagan gods are gay. Doesn't mean mine is.
>>24799317What are your pronouns? Do you also crossdress like your gods Odin and Thor do?
>>24799316>Yeshua ben Yosef... why were you alone with a naked boy at your arrest?>I was just instructing him, bro! I'm a rabbi, it's my job!
>>24799318gay would be an improvement in the case of yeshua >>24799201 lgbtq icon ante litteram, friend of prostitutes and never married
>>24799190neopaganism is the funniest shit I've ever seen. You have a handful of autistic chuds who are actually just atheists but want to rebrand so they're not associated with the reddit crowd, and then you have a bunch of fat purple-haired nose-ringed feminist roasties also larping as witches and applying their therapy speak bullshit to aphrodite. It's hilarious.
>>24799321Where do you usually order your crossdressing clothes from? Must they be accurate to what Odin and Loki wore?
>>24799322yes but can you wash your menthol cigarette smoking foul nigger mouth before opening it Zambo?
>>24799322They really should just join a book club lol. It's fine wanting to belong to something but this Dungeons and Dragons nonsense is cringe
>>24799322>It's hilarious.Nowhere near as hilarious as you Christcucks kissing the feet of niggers and sending tithes to Israel.
>>24799323did yeshua liked just young boys or was he also into adult semen?
>>24799190That's why I prefer my pagan gods to have animal heads
>>24799327Is this accurate? How often do you dress up like this?
>>24799318>I know Pagan gods are gayOnly the Roman/Greek gods. The Germanic pagans submerged fags in bogs. The Romans documented this.
>>24799326Is this accurate? >>24799329How often do you dress up like that, like your gods Odin and Loki did?
>>24799326Yeah, evangicucks are hilarious too. But one thing I can't say about them is that they're lying or disingenuous in their beliefs. They're not LARPing like neopagans who want to be edgy and also played skyrim one time.
>>24799190Epic win (in their minds) for christbros
So BRXVE.. So STRXNG........
>Dress up as a woman to sneak past guards and kill giantsthat's pretty epic, name the bravest thing your jewish rabbi did
>>24799329is this accurate? I don't mean the raping of young boys and semen slurping which is established but was he actually wearing anything fancy for the occasion? maybe a crown/girdle of mutilated foreskins?
>>24799335Atheism: the country has chosen a side, has it?
>>24799336Beautiful...
>>24799336explains why the crowd of his own people released a murderer to execute him, what's worse than murder?
I love watching OP getting bullied. 50 pbtid. Just wanted to laugh and dip the thread. Keep up the good work anons. Remember that OPs a faggot.
>>24799339To Jews? Jesus.
>>24799337>>24799341Is this a bot? or a retard
>>24799340Bullied by whom? I'm defending Pagans' right to crossdress just like their gods do all the time
>>24799342I'm schizotypal
>>24799338As bad faith as you are being, why do you think there’s actual practicing pagans? And why do you try to lump pagans and atheists into the same category? Is it a medieval larp, or are you tired the christianity looking bad and need to strawman this new group you created in your mind?
>>24799322Actual pagans are just trying to reconcile the spirituality they feel when they don't feel a connection to the sandnigger myths and Jew worship of Christianity. They don't actually believe in the pagan gods, but they believe in the ideas their ancestors were trying to communicate.
>>24799345I find it insincere and cringy. Join a book club
>>24799343If doing what your god did is allowed, can christcucks celebrate jewish passover and teach in synagogues?
>>24799347>heh get this, there’s a made up story about a god dressing up as a woman to fool a magical creature! Um crossdresser much??>now i don’t feel so bad about all the true and cucked shit my religion talks about
>>24799346there is nothing that gets a christanzee more rabidly fuming, kicking, screaming, etc... not his countries invaded by mohammadians or trashed by secular liberals or israelis, no, an European saying "no" to their vile religion makes them go completely insane, /pol/ is a great example of this phenomenon, there's discord groups actively spamming this place only for that purpose and don't know what to throw at the board anymore, they try every angle including this weird one of just plainly insulting Europe and its culture hoping it somehow(???) will make them more sympathetic to christianityit's kinda like, what do you call it, when a woman feels betrayed and play-pretend love turns into blind hatred
>>24799348Idk what this is in reference to. I'm not Pagan
>>24799347>I find it insincere and cringyThat's how most non-Christians feel about you. Mormons seem to be the only Christians who take their religion seriously and are actually pleasant to be around.
>>24799351>Let me write half a book to demonstrate how not mad I am Sheeeeeesh
>>24799332>They're not LARPingOn the contrary. They very much are indeed LARPing by following the religion of an alien people they are completely unrelated to. Following the religion of your own people isn't disingenuous or LARPing, but following a foreign religion is.
>>24799353See but observe this difference:I do not care and do not get angry. I know what I do and do not sincerely believe.
>>24799355You are not Norse just btw
>>24799354>Zambo filtered by a little elementary english paragraphawww sad does this makes Zambo happier?
>>24799352We know you are a christian, stop lyingbetter tell us that you now and forever reject jesus christ and the holy spirit
>>24799359You're all atheists anyway. Why do you care
>>24799358Sick paint skills bro
The South African here. bg ez. Next time step it up so I'll need to use more than 10% of my powerChrist wins and Odin Thor and Loki all wear skirts
>>24799357Germans and Anglo-Saxons followed those gods too, retard. That's why the Anglos named the days of the week are named after pagan gods: Sunday > Sun's DayMonday > Moon's DayTuesday > Tyr's DayWednesday > Woden/Odin's DayThursday > Thor's Day Friday > Frigg's Day Saturday is named after Saturn, the Roman God
>>24799373why do mods larp as anons and "ban" themselves to try and sell the performance?just delete this thread instead of moving it, it takes literally less effort to ban than move a thread.mod niggers, stop larping as anons. your site is dying because you do.
>>24799395I'm not a mod nitwit.
>>24799390Okay but then they are following "foreign gods" or whatever
Based janny moving the trash thread to the trash board. Tonight, hotpockets are on me, eat your fill.