My dad:Descendent of Joao LucioHis dad once hit my brother when he was a babyHe also let a guy named Luis Pacheco to hit my sister when she was littleWhen my mom told him to buy baby food, he instead bought beers and cigarsHad Hepatitis C when mom was pregnant with my sisterMy mom had to stop him and his brother from arguing, while pregnantAllowed a man named Norberto to abuse my sister when she was 8(Or maybe HE was the one who did it)Didn't care when my sister broke her arm in BerlinDoesn't invite her to family dinnersTold my brother to stop going to the gym, when exercise could've improved my dad's current healthNeeds a tube mask machine to breathe when sleeping, because smoking ruined his lungsUsed to do cocaine during his youthDivorced my momGot married with a golddiggerI onced kicked him in the balls when I was 7When I was a kid, I once asked him something while he was on the phone and he kicked meWhen married with my mom, he tried to hit on a teacher of mine named MarisaDidn’t do shit about the fact that I barely ate vegetables during my childhood, despite supposedly being sternWhen retelling stories of his kids, he gets mad as if he doesn't get that kids are inherently stupid (And they're his responsibility anyway)
>>24821268My mom:Pianist, her father was a lawyer, lives in MoncarapachoOnce admitted to burn down a house when she was youngerOnce let a door open, causing one of her dogs to run away, get hit by a car and dieTalks with the same neighbors that gossip about her life, then gets mad that everyone in the village knows about her lifeComplains about gossip from others but then she does that shit with other people (Like the time she and her fat gay friend talked about a young girl having life troubles and made fun of her)Argues with her brother over who inherits shitty old objects from dead family membersHer brother lives in their parents' old house, full of dust, dogs and dog pissFilled her house with so many objects, the house is a mess full of trash and sometimes ratsComplains about her daughter stealing money, but still tells her to "ask your brother" when she asks for moneyMay intentionally forget the piss spots one of her dogs does at homeDoesn't believe her daughter was raped
>>24821269My sister:Keeps "breaking up" with her retarded hippie boyfriend (That she yells at in public) and then get back together with him, which happened like 8 times alreadyTold me to ask my dad for his SurfShark account, so she could use itGot two abortions (3000 euro each), that could have easily been avoided if she acted as smart as she claims to be just because she likes George CarlinSmokes weed and probably did other drugs, given her knowledgeAlways makes weird friends that keep knocking at our door asking for favors, before she tells us to “tell him I’m not home”So many of her friends turn out to be drug addicts one way or anotherSpied on my brother's bedroom, to find out he uses lube to please his girlfriend
>>24821272My brother:Bought a cat to our house and we still got a horrible skin fungus that infected almost everyone in the familyWhen family was struggling with money, he got college money that he only used for himself and barely shared, just to spend it on fast food and Monster drinksTries to get dad's approval, only for my dad instead to keep yelling at every decision he doesBecause of this, my brother projects that rage to the rest of his family and tries to act like his father that was absentBoth my brother and sister call my mom a retard and other funny wordsHis horse-teeth girlfriend shittalks and calls him a idiot but he takes the abuse anyway and pretends it's just friendly banterGoes to Porto to live with his girlfriend to run away from family problems, in the same way my dad divorced my mom so he could feel free from responsibilityWhen his girlfriend lived with him in Moncarapacho, she used to throw used bloody tampons at walls and my sister had to yell at her to stopDespite acting like a dad, he still fills his room with Monster energy cans and trashStill makes his mom (While she's at her 60's) to do his bed and clean his roomOne time, a friend of my mom who was dying with cancer yelled at my brother because of how he behaved, so my brother told him to fuck off even after he died with cancerWhen arguing with my sister, he once threw her a bucket of water used to clean dog piss
>>24821276Me:Autistic with OCD, horrible at verbal communicationBarely ever tell people what I actually think, as if I literally can'tPlenty of weird habits and gestures even I think are a curseI can't eat/drink without always almost chokingBoth a huge germaphobe and gross in some ways (Like one of my uncles)Hate the mere idea of pets, even hurt some of mine at timesHypochondriac yet also don't take my health seriouslyBarely knows the history and politics of my own countryWas once scammed by a fake homeless man near a train stop at Bom Joao, by giving him 40 euros and never told anyoneGot back into college with a game design degree just so I could borrow time since I don't have an actual jobOnly thing keeping me going is my creativity and escapism
All of this is true btw
I didn't read any
>>24821537Too bad
Nigger
You should be like eminem and make rap songs bitching about your parents, my dadddd loved cigars and rape too much
