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klaus are you okay?
>>24832013Pedophile
chat is gaslighting me
#pray4klaus
ariel ferrari, the prick, austin and fatass sovik have murdered andrew braden chenoweth in cold bloodas welljet neptune and nina "nigger" volyanskaya have murdered eleanor "lenard" moon in cold bloodlet it be known to everyone
>>24832013Klaus is not doing well. Good
heycut it out
>>24831687
you guys are being narcissists rncease and desist
are you eating well klaus? maybe that's it
>>24831713Holy fuck moar.
how can klaus turn it around and become beloved like cryo?
Gooning with Klaus and cryo
>burt holding one of the niggers hand, hand locking him then slowly removes his blanket to reveal his BVRTNER making him run away
chat is gaslighting me because they want me to get fat and disabled wow
>>24832042The Benji bit was not a bit was it? you are just a faggot
hack blastard, stupid horny bastard
>>24832074we are just observing schizophrenic tendencies and are concerned for ur mental health i think chat
>>24832075if you fail to see the comedic effect of it you might be DL and insecure abt it
>>24832082I don't find anything funny about Burt he disgusts me in all honesty
How can we help Klaus?
>>24832228Kill him
but ya we should probably leave Cole alone now I feel bad for being mean to him now oops lol
>>24832228only god can help him now but he constantly rejects him by being a p*dophile
>>24832226the only time i shed tears laughing at fish tank was Burt schizo babbling and farting repeatedly in bed on season 3
>>24832042that's fucked up
>>24832236Happy for you but that's not for me
klaus have you made any progress with mimi? how's the love quest going? maybe you're feeling off bcause of it
does /mu/ like this guy he's been paying for 4chan adds for like 10 years nowschmitty should mog him with her dawg the schmitty dawg
>>24832240I forgot how to rizzIt's been too long
>>24832236probably the hardest i ever laughed at the show, it was right after the "reveal" that it was live streamed.admittingly bvrt eventually got pretty old pretty fast on the show, but his gimmick works well as a TTS golem livestreamer that inserts himself into situations like cuffem house.
If Burt hasn’t made you laugh, you’re lying
will benleaks ever admit that Burt can be funny sometimes
>>24832248Name??
>>24832249Klaus
>>24832251This is why we all hate you
If there's anyone from this godforsaken show that actually deserves an audience of 15k+ viewers, it's BurtInsanely funny that he's the most popular former contestant now and Jet initially wanted to deperson him
>>24832247Have hobby horses made you laugh? Sardine Tin? The loud noises plus gay shit has to cramp people's expression
qrd on hobby horses?
betty is a cunt
Essentially after Alex left it was all pointless
Claire is viewmogging so hard. Where is the police cam footage
>>24832257It’s a poop show dude it’s not that serious lighten up
Jet is done with fishtank as it wasWhat makes you think s6 is happening? The brand if it survives will become something else
>>24832260Was what the sardine tin nigger used to push unfunny bits with no legs
>>24832263>endorse your fish
>>24832264Somebody needs to set a standard. It can't all be sunshine 90 percent of the people should be thrown off a cliff
I feel bad for her parents.
>>24832275Okay good luck with that
What will the jury think when they hear about the defendant is a domestic abuser? She could have killed Mr Hooper. Vehicle manslaughter.
>>24832274Keith or Lendy would win that fishtank I think >>24832277it's only her first arrest she is young she can turn her life around
>>24832263we agreed we are going to respect her privacy and not do that i think
>>24832247Burt does 999 painfully unfunny things and 1 funniest thing you have ever seen. There is no "kinda funny" or "mildly amusing" when it comes to Burt
>>24832282Soogs
>>24832281idkif she dresses nice for once and puts on makeup they might go easy on her
Poor Isaac getting beat up by a small girl
>>24832283Slackerblue will come through
>Go to bed early, get a good night's sleep>Wake up>A Claire Nuke droppedI missed so much fun last night didn't I
>>24832292Issac is a bitch
>>24832295it wasn't too exciting unfortunately Claire is still Bill Ottman BLOCKED from posting here with usit would be nice to get her side of the story doh
>>24832294i don't know i think it costs money to get and it is not related to streaming stuff like how it is with alex b or who ever
>>24832302I can pay for it if he doesn't want to
>>24832303u will be put in an institution for insane crazy people before u can do that
>>24832301I'm sure she did nothing wrong
>>24832307you're being very narcissistic rn
>>24832307We are all hoping for this
>>24832292to be fair she beat up a cop too, which is actually the most serious charge she got booked for (Battery on a Police Officer in Kansas is a Class A misdemeanor, Domestic Battery is Class B)
>>24832301>it would be nice to get her side of the story dohi dindu nuffin wrong it was the devil/slim clarie/jetnep/nina that did that and the police officer was milking it
>>24832318>to be fair she beat up a cop tooreally where does it say that?
>>24832320
>>24832318I wonder if it was a girl cop or female cop It might get dropped down to just a resisting arrest charge unless she really did something fucked up to the LEO
>>24832322girl cop or guy cop I mean
>>24832321>obstruct, resist,opposeno beating up
Claire got SASSY with the cops
She went Slim Shady mode again
>>24832325That's Count II, Interference with Law Enforcement. Battery on an Officer is Count I.
>>24832321You can catch a charge for saying fuck you to a cops face doesn't mean shit until we see the footage
>>24832321They always tack on resisting arrest and interference, it’ll get dropped
>In trouble with who, Officer Sanderson?
ILLEGALLY SASSY
https://kick.com/jollyirl
>>24832339a sick and backwards country
Claire was watching scifi with us on cryotv so that means I might have a chance of a consensual sexual encounter or h*** j** , so you guys better not f****** try to get any police footage and you leave claire alone
>>24832318I'm sure.\nIt was just an accident
>>24832321In Germany we have a saying: Ist der Ruf erst ruiniert lebt es sich ganz ungeniert.
Isaac believes he cant get better than Claudia
>>24832349stupid gobbledygook language what a joke
In /ftl/ we have a saying: Klaus always WINS!
Officer Sanderson
>>24832350he’s right
>>24832356Huge loser pussy bitch alert
>>24832356It's not her fault, he looks like PowEnvy
>>24832356He looks like jacob
Isaac shouldn’t have told Claire to do the dishes
>>24832356/ftl/ hero
>>24832356extremely punchable face hope she broke his glasses
>>24832356i fully trust his judgement and that he was in the right
>>24832355yuck never post this again >>24832356I keep forgetting that some cops are zesty nowthat's crazy work chat
I'm gonna have to get a place in Overland Park so I can attend all these Claire court casesShe needs us now more than ever
>I keep forgetting that some cops are zesty now
>Jet gets exposed for having cp on his computer>Someone immediately doxxes beth afterward>The next day, someone leaks claire's feloniesLil bit sussy, no? All that just to make us forget jin pussied out of streamsniping ice and letty
quick abi set
>>24832356Jacob? This is weird
>>24832371Ain’t gonna be no court case lol she’ll plead down and get a fine and maybe community service
So now all the main bitchtank girls have fallen
>>24832374This year has been pretty crazy so far >>24832375Better than the ones she sells on her OF actually
>>24832374I suspect there are many double agents in here
>>24832377She's gonna MOUTH OFF to the judge I just know it
>>24832379*Been framed
Claire is missing Jet so much that she's taking it out on Isaac :(
if claire gets jailed im taking lead on planning the jail break and will be spearheading the extraction operation
Okay I have to leave nowFREE MY NIGGA CLAIRE
>>24832385>IsaacThat name is kinda cursed lol
>>24832383Under arrest for being too SLAYYY society is a fucking joke
>>24832356>jacobsynchronicity
>>24832386they wouldnt darethere would be riots
>>24832386she'll be doing hard time
Burt in the S5 finale was the hardest I’ve ever laughed.
>>24832388>eww bibilical, jewish names give me the ick>I want a guy who is retro-futuristic, like from the Jetsons or something!
>>24832395what
Sardinetin cell finale between meta4 and jay jeezy. Meta is bitching about his arm being sore
Beth's mum update:She just posted some more feet pics on facebook
>>24832398Testing the waters for that OF
>>24832397
>>24832398jackoff,if you want fame just use your name
>>24832396what are you puzzled about, the fact people commonly in the anglosphere name themselves after jewish figures from jewish mythology books, or that Jet Neptune is a retrofuturistic cartoon name?
>>24832407both honestly
Sam only hired Jet because his goofy name made him laugh I think
>>24832411Jet's goofy name inspired sam to come up with boku
the fishtank g**ner
groyping out all over bradie moms face!
>>24832334that's assault. this is battery
>>24832415anyone have any good body pics?
amray is not a good watch dude is just too retarded to function at anything
TLDR on Claire nuke in 2 words or less?
>>24832392claire prison is a vibe but the lewd angle makes it uninteresting really
>>24832450
>>24832453brat+cop
>>24832453isaac beaten
>>24832451Who would you say are the best IRL streamers to watch in Cx?
dead thread
ghosthunter jolly is urban exploring the backrooms of an abandoned hospital
>>24832470i hope she finds rape there!
>>24832464depends on what they are doing and what your mood is so idk you decide
>>24832464Irl streaming is trash and they should all be shot up on site with autocannons
>>24832460>>24832461Damn so she got the cops called on her for getting drunk and being violent towards Isaac? Was this recent?
>>24832479Blow them up with cannons, blast their ass from outer space with a cannonNo judgment to the viewer tho
>isaac>vgr>jet neptune>powenvydoes cool clods have the worst taste in men of all time? what a horror show
>>24832460>>24832461>>24832484OH NVM august 2026. sorry I just woke up and am all groggy...
>>24832484I think it was back on the 3rd.
>>24832371you could stage a claire kidnap and she can use that as the reason for failing to appear in courtyou can literally save her bro
>>24832392LOL
>sardine tin finale>I still don't know any of their names because there's no bio page>landon was their big celeb draw>trash everywhere=content!
You know like...maybe some people shouldn't drink? I know "sobriety's gay bro" but like some people be goin craaazy
>>24832263Wait this was real? I thought it was ai
>>24832263Claire lookin a lil Chinese here. Very dishonorable...
CM Punk more like CM G
Claire actually thought she was going to be Taylor Swift
>>24832499There's an old French court case back in 1488 where a lawyer successfully defended a colony of snails from the wrath of the Catholic Church, charged for destroying church property in the form of crops in the church managed vineyards and farms of the region. He managed to secure their acquitall by arguing the wayside to the courthouse was beset by cats which would attack them when they went to attend, so they could not answer the summons without risking their lives and the case against them was dismissed as a result.If it worked for a snail maybe it can work for a cool clod in a tough situation
she really should have just downloaded strawberry acres like i recommended her and started a new save
Ellie's death put a lot of pressure on the girls still pining for Jet because Ellie's display was the ultimate, they can't compete with someone actually killing themselves over himClaire and Abi etc just turned their lives into depressing messes in the hope Jet would ride in on his horse to save them from themselves ("I know I was a pumpy dumpy, but you actually do care if I immiserate myself enough, uwu? if I make a big enough spectacle of my misery, you will come, right?"), just pathologically at odds with their conscious and subconscious drivesmore crashouts imminent as Ellie's suicide percolates in other whores' heads
What if Claire posted the Beth dox because she knew her mugshot was about to drop?
I'm sorry it was rats and that was actually in 2007
>>24832539i think that's what happened
It's crazy how as an alpha male badboy, I have somehow never had a mugshot taken of me. Yet Haley, Kalei, CK, Vicky, and now Claire all have... What is with these chicks?
>>24832356>officer jacobIm fucking dying
cum gang
Beth's mum is a good woman
>>24832553Beth's mum was the "other woman" in their overall family dynamic, seeing as Mike either didn't marry her or divorced her shortly after, making some other lady a proper Leuschner, the mother of Mike's son(s)?she passed being an "other woman" on to Beth, congenital cum hunters
The worst part of this is that it has probably made Jet very happy...
Just met melonie Mac
>>24832558We don't know what happened between beth's mum and mike. Maybe he was unfaithful, and any woman with dignity and self respect would cut ties after that
>>24832560Beth in Jet's dms right now>it isn't true what they say about you doxing me right? :(>no>do you want me to come over? ;) you are in RI rn? :P
>>24832547which male fish have mugshots out there, besides Alex B? Jimmy? Freddy has to have at least one. Seems like fishgirls run afoul of the law more often
>>24832567it's wild Beth is already finished with the Jody story arc
No Claire stop! I love you! Stop hitting me please! Owwie. Please. Please stop.
>>24832572Not a fish, but Frank obviously. James Drake has a mughsot for a DUI from a few years ago. Freddy would not surprise me
>>24832572>>24832576Oh and that dysgenic guy Jacob from Bitchtank also has one
What was happening in the threads on the 3rd that could have set Claire off? When did Laura go to Kansas?
>>24832572James Drake had a few DUI mugshots that kept getting put up in the kitchen billboard
>>24832578that cuck traitor isaac let laura straight to claire's hideoutTRAITOR KEK
What is Claire charged with? Just DV?
>>24832013Jet really lucked out by having all of his detractors being mentally ill drug addicted weirdos
Thoughts?
>>24832576>>24832577>>24832579oh right, I forgot about those...Jimmy had a DUI, so there has to be a mugshot as well
>>24832587I don't like those kinds of cookies, try again. This time with vanilla Oreos
>>24832586all the girls got on drugs because he put them on drugs, not really lucking out when the means of dismissing them later are baked into the process
>>24832586It's not uncommon for abusive people to target troubled victims. Precisely because of what you're implying (no one will believe them) but also because they're troubled people who might be more vulnerable to manipulation
>>24832587Would you get fat for a girl
>>24832593are you nigger nina?
>>24832593Depends on the girl. Also I'm already fat
This is the thread from around the time Claire beat Isaac https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/24768604
>>24832587I just came back from a maid cafeShit fucking sucksOppai bars SUCKCabaret clubs SUCKI need to find a pink salon so I at least get SUCKED
If there's gonna be 2 Japanese guys... Jin is gonna have to start namefaggging
>>24832586Almost seems intentional
>>24832567>Beth married a brown Marinefucking lol, self-parodyshe probably got passed around barracks like Trish
>>24832603Sorry. I'm traveling. I'm stuck in osaka for the next couple of months I dislike Japan, this place fucking blows. I was hanging out with Ice poseidon a couple of days ago, I spotted him just walking same day that Nannaly got beer poured on her by a black manvery strange occurrence
>2 Japs in /FTL/The west has fallen
>>24832397>the cellFor a show that doesn't want to be fishtank they pull a lot of shit from fishtank
>>24832601>Paying to talk to girls when u can pay to fuck themWhat are u doing bruh
>>24832606post picture to prove it
>>24832611Take him under your wing sensei
>>24832606>I was hanging out with Ice poseidon a couple of days agoNo you weren’t liar
>>24832611The heat makes me want a cold drink. I can't do 90 degree weather, and I'm not confident enough to go to a hotel helluI end up wandering around trying to pick up some confidence and finally settling on some random maid cafe
>>24832615Ye I wasI ran into him in the AMERICAN village
>sloan went to japan, osaka jin is in trouble
I would want to move to Japan if I knew how to speak Chinese
>>24832600
>>24832601>pink salon. The customer sits in a single sofa and a woman comes and provides the customer with service. The types of service may include genital touching, fellatio, footjob, and cunnilingus. Customers do not need to wear a condom and it is common that they ejaculate in the woman's mouth.[1]That sounds awesome
>>24832619Never happened, I bet you’re not even in Japan you’re just on a vpn
>>24832619you could do a kick stream and stream snipe ice, then shout out /ftl/, plus>jet neptune killed elliejin has let us down so far>>24832611come on bruh, see above
>claire beat Isaac when Trish went live
>>24832630He's surrounded by various Andys and orbiters already It's pathetic enough that I didn't want to stay around long lest I be called an orbiter too. I promise you it's not as hype as you think. It looks very desperate while they try to find any kind of content with a million phones out
Claire was just doing a Haley impression but it went too far
MFW Claire isn't my GF that beats me up :(
>>24832788This is now my excuse too
>>24832788Do a dance from your favorite idol shoelw they would love that
Have you lost respect for Claire now?
>>24832892I can't even get behind the otaku culture here. Even the maid cafes make you do performative cringe shit. Being in Japan made me realize i'm really not an otaku, and seeing 50 year old salary men get called OJI-SAN, OH MASTEERU. Makes me cringe inside.I do like visiting them because they have deals where for an hour you have ALL YOU CAN DRINK for about 2500 yen. (like 14 bucks)I think the goal is to get you drunk so you can converse longer with the maid girl, but I've taken it as a challenge to see how many drinks I can drink in the allocated timeI can do about 10 whiskys with mixers at the momentMy goal is at least 15 or 20 by the end of AugustJapanese people, girls in particular are very much NPC like, there's really nothing to talk about with them. >Hey what's your hobby>ERM SHOPPING AND YOUTUBEWow amazingSo I tend to ignore the maids and down drink after drink until I'm stumbling
>>24832897>I've taken it as a challenge to see how many drinks I can drink in the allocated time>I can do about 10 whiskys with mixers at the moment>My goal is at least 15 or 20 by the end of August
>>24832897Guy that goes to larp cafe and gets mad when he has to larp
Claire is visibly drunk in the mug shot
>>24832894We respect her more
>>24832894No but I respect Isaac more for finally standing up for himself
>>24832897>girls in particular are very much NPC likeguy is going to a hooters and complaining that the waitresses aren’t interesting enough
>>24832908No she’s not
>>24832907where else am I supposed to go? Izakaya bars usually is just a bunch of stinky salary men Girl bars are filled with old womenOppai bars have shit drinksCabaret clubs are disgustingly expensive Host clubs? Should I be going to host clubs?Why do maid cafes even appeal to japanese men what are they getting out of getting called oji-sama, masteru~ These girls are dead inside, it doesn't mean anything. Come live in reality Japanese man
https://youtu.be/GgxVktBNZjY
>>24832913In thailand and vietnam those girls are super interesting Chinese girls in hong kong at those bars are literally intellectuals Japs are NPC's to the core.
>>24832917Guy that can only have fun at bars
>>24832891your excuse was that nina was ducking you. nothing else makes sense given your debt position and your history of being on the humiliation poop show. what exactly do you have to lose by being another andy?
>>24832922Where are you having fun. enlighten me before I die of depression here.
Domestic abuse against men ain’t no joke, esp when you cheat on them like a dog faced whore. Justice for Issac. I hope Claire gets here teeth smashed out and is forced to toss the salad of the nastiest fattest jet look alike dyke in prision and somehow dies before parole
>>24832403>>24832608you two kiss eachother
>>24832356Thank you for your service, sir. We finally got her off the streets.
>>24832924Try drinking multiple tall cans of the 9% strong zero and hitting on girls in Umeda/Dotonbori at night. Dotonbori is kinda trashy tho and you'll probably get scammed/robbed especially if ur drunk
>>24832931I'm literally in dontonboriAll I get offered is MASSAGEU or like I said before girl bars. This place is just a fucking giant boring shopping mall
>>24832374
>>24832935Have u tried not being a boring lame normie and make ur own fun for once
>>24832936>wont even get started on my actions
What do we think of Claire's lawyer? Does he have aura?
>>24832938If I see you irl Jin I'm knocking you out, that'll be my fun
>>24832926She'll have to face her lesbian demons in the can
claire was sipping on ghb waterjustice for claire
>>24832938>>24832942*gathers around in a circle*fight! fight! fight!
>>24832942aren't there other expats you could link up with and do stuff together?
>>24832940He has a massive brain
>>24832585
>>24832938take him under your wing and show him the good places willis
>>24832266Why do you think the show is moving back to RI? You think Jet cares about where the show is?Sam is taking back control. He refuses to leave RI.
James drake is live doing stunt trainingAlex B is supposed to be there but is late as usual
I dare random foreigner from 4chan to hit me
presidential pardon for claudianational guard coming for jet
>>24832955Willis
>>24832972
>>24832916very yes
>>24832966Square up
she's famous
jin and the sexpat should be best friends
>>24832940same aura
Jet paid the police to arrest Claire in order to make her look crazy and reduce her credibility
I HATE EVERYTHING ALL ABOUT YOU
willis is a jet mole
>>24832940>>24832981her lawyer needs to be much more jewish if she wants to stand a chance in court
jin and the sexpat should have an arena fight to the death (sponsored and hosted by ice posidon) as only one japflag is allowed here
themonkeychannel just said Alex B reached out and they're going to collab
isn’t the meta for buying sex in japan to find a soapland?why tf is this yt boi going to maid cafes lmao.
UH OH stinky
>>24832995Soaplands are in one specific part of Japan, they got regulated to shit You can go to a massage parlor but it's also kinda ehThey're very strict about any kind of penetration here, even most places won't let you do anything below the waist. It's just>sit>drink>Talk to NPC
>>24832998>trump eating big macs while his soldiers in his fake war starve Has anyone figured out why we’re even in Iran lmao?
>>24833001>Has anyone figured out why we’re even in Iran lmao?
>>24832975There’s no way
>>24833000>It's just>sit>drink>Talk to NPCthat sounds horrible, you couldn't pay me to do that shit let alone make me pay for it
>>24833008when there's a willis there's a way
mfw
>>24833011Omg
>>24832013Is her face bloated from the booze of from getting punched by a cop?
>>24833015Probably from screaming and crying. At the injustice of it all
>>24833001It's in America's best interest to help Israel strengthen its position in the Middle East. I won't go into the details because it's complicated, and you need a pretty solid understanding of geopolitics to fully understand why. All I'll say is that America's influence in the region relies heavily on Israel's success. If America wants to keep its declining empire afloat for a little longer, this is something it needs to do
Claire spending the entire ride to the police station deciding which facial expression would look coolest to her /ftl/ friends when they see her mugshot
>>24832356He was just a fuckin kidClaudia is evil
>>24833029brain dead take
>>24833030she didn't disappoint
>>24833030icon lifestyle
>>24833029It would have been easier to just type>Israel owns you
fr doe whats going on with klussy hes been acting really weirdhas he ever gone crazy like this before?
>>24833033She just tried to mimick trump but was too drunk to pull it off properly
>>24833030Content Queen
>>24833037He wasn't the same since his owner from the betty pedogram showed here
Claire constantly thinking she controls the action got her in trouble with the law. Are we to blame here chat?
>>24833037Klaus and Benleaks have both been struggling with the fact that nobody cares about their posts anymore.Garnacho and hi have replaced them as resident namefags, and they hate that.
Claire (allegedly) has a blackbelt, so she could've seriously maimed Isaac or Officer PowEnvyI hope she gets full time for irresponsible use of her training
Slackerblue about to drop the craziest bodycam vid
>>24833029how many of the 20 US bases in the Middle East are in Israel, again?
Claire's jail diary, day 12>Like I'm into LaQuisha
I hope the bodycam has Claire explaining fishtank to the cops
lmao claire is actually beautiful
>>24833015Claudia is an actual alcoholic and has been since before bitchtank when she already had concerns she was giving herself cirrhosis.
We need that body cam footage. Klaus make it happen
Bring back this Claudia
5'7 king cobra
>>24833075She already had holes in her brain from benzedrex at this point
>>24833076is he still a millionaire
>>24833036It's not necessarily that Israel "owns" America. It's more like this.Imagine Sam Hyde is America and Jet is Israel, except in this scenario Jet has growing influence and a future ahead of him, while Sam is on his last legs. Sam tells Jet, "I'll help you out because the other content creators, (China and Russia), are getting too powerful. I can't deal with them and the Middle East (the gorilla's nest) at the same time if everything kicks off."So Sam gives Jet some of his clout (military support) and in return Jet helps maintain a favourable balance of power in the region. That gives Sam one less thing to worry about while he focuses his increasingly limited resources elsewhere
>>24833068If he can’t steal it from here to repost on Twitter, he ain’t doing it
>>24832321wait did isaac press charges?
>>24833084lmao
Are they disappointed?
claire wearing her unwashed orange prison jumpsuit in honour of haeley cryokeen
>>24833087That’s not how it works
>>24833084You’re missing the point that the only reason Americas health, economy, and influence is in the gutter is because we let Israel stick their fingers in all 3 decades ago.A better comparison would be abusive boyfriend saying “If you don’t do everything I say I’ll take everything you have left”.
>>24833084got brain cancer from reading this
>>24833097i had a family member who could have charged me with battery before they can no have charges pressed
>>24833087several states have domestic violence laws that require officers to make an arrest if they see injuries on a victim
was claire's jail stuff getting dropped retribution for her subscribing to and following cryokeen?
>>24833097That’s exactly how it works lol.If Isaac doesn’t press charges then she’ll only have to deal with whatever charges came from her interactions with the police.
>>24833092They already pretend that they don't have an older sister
>>24833087maybe he just finally got tired of her shit
>>24833102Private citizens do not charge other private citizens with crimes. They report crimes and then the state decides whether to pursue charges
Reminder: Claire and Isaac don't have sex or even kiss.
>>24833097>>24833087I have an alcoholic cousin who would get drunk and abuse her boyfriend every couple months. The cops always showed up, but he never pressed charges so she never saw a minute of jailtime.I'm not sure if charges can be dropped after being pressed at the scene like what happened to Claudia tho
>>24833110the weak should fear the strong
>>24833112When it comes to domestic cases it does depend on whether the caller wants to press charges or not.You can call the police to settle a domestic dispute without pressing charges on your partner.You can literally have a busted lip and a black eye, but if you don’t want to press charges there’s nothing they can do.
>let me facestream nontent in tokyoKPP/kick ebt ruined streaming
>>24833029>>24833084look at this mongol
Hey Claire, listen up:being an alcoholic isn't cool. You're in your 20s. You're an adult. It's not "brat". It's not "serving cunt". It doesn't make you a "little monster", it just hurts you and the people around you. So grow the fuck up and stop drinking. Okay?
none of you even know what its like to be irish and italian
>>24833112guy who didn't actually deal with domestic situations growing up
>>24833132it's like being any other fag on this gay nigger earth, paddy.
>>24833098>3 decades agojewish influence was already substantial before WW2 and only ramped up afterwards, Israel's influence is a consequence of that
>>24832013omg what did i miss what did they do to my italian princess
>>24833127It depends on whether the victim wants to provide testimony which can be used as evidence by the state to pursue charges. People conflate the two because it the victim doesn’t want provide testimony the state is unlikely to pursue charges.
>>24833130Facts. All mudslimes are mongols
How does someone even find out about this? Are there people constantly searching for new results of "claire's name mugshot"?
I'm not an alcoholic nor do I have a history of domestic violence in my family
>>24832374>Jet gets exposed for having cp on his computerYou mean an obese pothead tells us that an anon redditor told her that jet's mentally ill junkie ex girlfriend told them that jet had cp on his hard drive?
I've been an alcoholic since I was 12 years old and never had the cops called on me or a bad police interaction. What is wrong with these people
>>24832013anyways
If Claire broke it off with Issac and became a boobie streamer like I suggested to her over a year ago she would be fine. She could easily have several hundred viewers on Kick and play her little mystery games. I guess she thought that she was too good for that?But now she's arrested and humiliated.
>>24833138Isaac and Officer Nontent couldn't handle the banterThree counts Aggravated Sass
>>24833146you're a johnny-come-lately then?
>>24833129that's what he has always done tho
>>24833144Is that really hard to believe?
>>24833146You are lucky the women in your family are all good listeners
>>24833136Their influence has always been global. There’s a reason they’ve been expelled over 100 times and are currently formally unrecognized by 30 nations. But there’s a pretty clear line between their early influence and the modern era where they began feeding us fake food and finding a way to get human meat in most of our food.
>>24833151bill ottman has to be behind this somehow
>>24833047>>24833044Wtf i thought boxing was gay?!
>>24833154Yes, but before KPP streamers had to put in work for donosAfter KPP everyone became face streamer
@claireYou can beat me up and I won’t call the cops like that bitch boy Isaac. I have experience with a brat gf committing domestic violence against me.
>>24833146>Irish family has no history of domestic abusedoubt
>>24833144the boyfriend she hit, or any irl friend of theirs who know of her online life?
>The Claire Legal Defense Fund Thong Try-On Haul Stream is on the table
>>24833112>do you want to press charges?Retard
IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME
officer nontent reporting for doody
>>24833167She should make a Throne
>>24833144It's through the same district court as the Hooper lawsuit. If you go on kscourts and search "Gervasini, Claudia" in Johnson County, it brings up both the lawsuit and this court case. I check the Hooper lawsuit every few weeks for updates, someone probably did the same and saw this.
So what caused claire to beat poor little isaac? Did she cheat again and he got upset? Were the headphones not enough to blocks out her crashout sounds and asked her to quiet down?
>>24833168Be wrong I guess idc
Hey guys, what's going on. How you guys been.
>>24833147i believe it, look at him
>>24833177Look through this thread and the one before it. https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/24771620
>>24833152grew out of drinking by my early 20s, mostly from being less social>>24833165parents definitely no, grandparents maybe they were very catholic so hush hush
>>24833185That picture is very flattering, he looks more like this
>>24833147no jet neptune came out publicly and made a huge announcement he ran social media promo campaigns for beforehand declaring that he's a pedophile and in possession of terabytes upon terabytes of child pornography
Isaac the content reducer
>>24833158Metal Gear Solid 2 predicted everything that's happening right now.
Fishtank ruins lives
Maybe Isaac shouldn't have such a small dick if he doesn't want to be treated like a woman. Clearly Claire wore the pants in that relationship.
i am sure gigi will bless jet's relationship with beth
>>24833198Alcohol and drugs ruin lives which is fishtank culture to abuse
>>24833177her slim shady came out
>>24833176Don't give away our secret, baby bro
>>24833188Im at work can i get a qrd
Did Isaac call the cops. Bitch made if so.
>>24833190the fucking stench of him
>>24833161>tts/media blowing out every stream, can't hear anything>encouraged to sit around in a quiet boring environment because no one will donate otherwiseit really isn't much different
>>24833147>anon redditorit wasn’t on reddit; it was a text message with her irl friend >junkie ex girlfriend jet made her a junkie >cpEllie called it “CSAM”, as zoomers are one to do Also we already know for a fact that Jet held on to Kato’s underage nudes after Bitchtank, so we’ve already known he holds cp for a couple years technically.
>>24833211'wont'
the fuck is CSAM?
>>24833205He feared for his life. He could have died!
>>24833188if anyone wants claire's idW5lMysf0https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/24770428/IaPxTgIqhttps://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/24771620I think?
we could have been nice to claire and saved her but we fucked up! I remember that thread... it's all my fault
>>24833216>we could have been nice to claire and saved hershe's not entitled to that
>>24833213“child sexual assault material”.a new phrase that only people under 20 use.
>>24833213The guy who plays Goldstriker I think
At least she got the cover art for her dark era album now.
Wwyd if you you found out all /ftl/ posters (with the exception of know irl people like Nin and Shadi) except you were just Klaus on a vpn talking to himself
>>24833220why
>>24833224this was actually mostly the case for a long while at some point
>>24833226because it's not porn its abuse. calling it porn sexualizes something that should not be unless you're a matthew type
>>24833213That gay chainsawman anime
>>24833229>“child sexual assault material”>sexual
>>24833226I think the idea behind it is that “porn” is consensual, and little kids can’t consent to porn.In Jets case the girls are like 15-17 so the definition is probably a little more loose, but still.
>>24833236>In Jets case the girls are like 15-17says who?
The inevitable Nina bodycam + mugshot is going to hit like crack
>>24833234Words can have multiple meanings & contexts. Calling it porn sexualizes it in a way it was never meant to but you know that. It probably gets you off calling it cp
>>24833244that one kick guy made it seem like she was kidnapping and killing ppl or something
Its so funny to me that Claudia will escape to mexico and marry me i get a green card and a baby making machine
>>24833246no i just find your reasoning retarded
>>24833252sure
>>24833250what so funny about it being married to that is tragic
>>24833243>groomed Ciara on /r9k/ when she was 15-16>went and found Kato’s underage Tumblr nudes from when she was 15-16>groomed Ellie when she was 17 idk man just a feeling i guess
>>24833255u think u know struggle homeboy
You guys are always talking about sex with children when I come in here what the hell.
>>24833250>>24833255>>24832232
>>24833200>puffylooks like she's wearing a diaper
>>24833262
Why didn't Scott save Claudia?
>>24833258Is the Kato allegation true though
>>24833200gigi got them milkers
>>24833268I mean Jet asked on camera where to find them, and then after the show Kato claimed he used them against her.Even if that is a lie, the Ciara and Ellie things are 100% real.There’s more proof that Jet fucks teens on the regular than there is that Sam fucked Marky. Let that sink in.
>>24833244Which ukrainian part is her family from?People said she is a jewess, but she doesn't have nasty beak or that distinctive inbreed kike look to her?I suspect her family is from ruthenia, but also rusyns are not swarthy like her? A lot of them are blue eyed and have red hair.She has to be from eastern ukraine/russia
>>24833273>Kato claimed he used them against her.No she didnt
>>24833273Oh no, I believe it. I remember hearing about it when it went down but didn't recall if Kato ever went into it or if screenshots came out
>>24833267Scott has long said if his wife struck him he’d knock her the fuck out
>>24833229>>24833246this is just autistic performative language policing. it is abuse because of its inherently sexual, pornographic nature. that's the entire problem.
>>24833268it depends how you want to see it, he was asking her for internet stuff and she said she had middle school tumblr, he was very happy to hear it, information about middle school pictures of kato made him happy and interested
>>24833246>Words can have multiple meanings & contextswhat's the meaning and context of it in that scenario then?
i want the entire kansas city police force audited this is ridiculous
>>24833284It's more accurate is what it is>>24833236>I think the idea behind it is that “porn” is consensual, and little kids can’t consent to porn.>>24833289sybau
>>24833291that's not meaning or context
>>24833280I love that man more every day
David is behind this. He's sending a message to Claire. David, The state of Kansas vs Claire is not going to be pretty
>>24833290Hopefully they recognize her as the iconic Claire from Bitchtank when she's summoned to court, and release her
>>24833294I may or may not misuse words at times w/e move on
>>24833275Odessa
>>24833302its not misuse of words its just your whole point being flawed from the grounds up to an extent you can't even explain it
>>24833302you basically accused him of being a pedophile and now you just want to move on?
>>24833289>what's the meaning and context of it in that scenario then?You have to go full schizoid. https://youtu.be/CgQMjIKaDFk
>>24833308My whole point is cp has been the wrong word to use for many reasons that's been stated and csam is more accurate and appropiate>>24833309yeah
We have more important things to talk about like Claire unironically
>>24833244Nina will end up in some 3rd world prison like Vitaly did because she will make too much content in the wrong country
>>24833213Gatekeeping way to say CP apparently
>>24833308You’re acting like that anon personally renamed it CSAM. It seems like they’re just explaining the reasoning behind the why people use that term over CP
>>24833310great game and best of kojimas writing because of that dude reigning him in (allegedly)>>24833311you just use more words to describe the same thing
>>24833317You’re acting like you’re personally invested in preserving your favorite hobby
>Claire's dad sighs and pulls out the checkbook
>>24833321>you just use more words to describe the same thingWho cares? Weird fucking thing to get worked up about jfc
isaacbrooooooooos!!!!!!LFG, i want to see some fucking phones we finally nailed her ass
Jet did Isaac a favor but he can't see it.
>>24833325i just tried to understand the logic behind it and got called a pedophile as a result of someone failing to do so
Why were people saying claire was dating someone else when just 10 days ago she was slapping isaac like he was a little sissy boy?
>>24833321>you just use more words to describe the same thingThe English language is constantly evolving to be as specific as possible, and in this case there is a clear and defined difference between consensual porn and sexual assault.Idk why you’re being so fucking autistic about this lmao.
>>24833331Seems like you just wanted to argue and chose the most sussy topic ever to do it over
>>24833323LOL I'm not coming up with new acronyms for different genres?? of illicit child sexual content
>>24833331"Porn" implies there is consent so CP got replaced by CSAM
>>24833331Dont like falsley being called a pedo? Maybe stop doing it to klaus then. Now you know how it feels
Is bitchtank the most impactful thing to ever happen?
Prison Claire thinking to herself, "This is just like Bitchtank"
>>24833332We like to have a little fun around here
>don't read threads for 3 days cuz I'm on vacation >see klaus claudia post this morning Damn what a day to miss out onI can't believe nina would go this far
4chan boomers really be like>back in my day we called it child porn and it was BETTER then!
>>24833340yes
>>24833332just because they're not together anymore doesn't mean he can't be nontent
Don't care still calling it cheese pizza.
>>24833337What food item fits CSAM like cheese pizza does for cp?
>>24833334pornography doesn't imply consensually inherently in and of itself itself it just depicts the nature of what appears on the video >>24833335i literally just asked a question and got called a pedo because the answer made zero sense
>>24833349Cheese sammich
>>24833339Klaus is a pedo tho
>>24833337>"Porn" implies there is consentsince when? no it doesn't
Cheese Salami Anana Mushroom (pizza).
>>24833337>"Porn" implies there is consentsince when?
>>24833340Bitchtank broke me
This show taught me brushes with fame even just on the internet can ruin your entire life.
>>24833351>consensually*consensuality
>>24833340Yes
claire better be setting up that kick accountshe's gonna need some supplemental income
>>24833311to be fair, CSAM sounds like one of those typical linguistic abominations that government workers keep coming up with. Exactly like one of those sterile, abstract terms you'd expect some robotic police officer to rattle off cp is just snappier, hits different, more shock value, CSAM is for officer nontent types
Get in trouble with who? The Warden??
>>24833345if people going to make up reasons to change terms at least make them make senseyou can't say its because you don't want the term to imply sexualization but then have the word sexual in the new term itselfits just stupid and triggers my autism
>>24833372She needs to call hoe/whore nina to ask her to set up kpp for her account
CLAIRE STREAMING CAREERpros>will be fun playing games>can set own schedule, can do it during school year>your ninaseething will be amplified>your simps will give you money>you haters will also give you money>no shitty coworkers>meet cool fish like james drakecons>nothingCLAIRE "REAL JOB"Pros>reliable paycheck until you quit againCons>will be replaced by AI or an immigrant anyways>shitty coworkers>bad managers>can't drink on the job>letty wins
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>>24833381Wow he's like a monkey
>>24833351It makes perfect sense if you look at it from a ln unbiased, purely language-focused perspective.Everyday speech often treats “porn” as implying consenting adult performers (the default assumption when people say “watching porn” or “porn star”). When consent is absent, people need to add qualifiers (“revenge porn,” “non-consensual,” “leaked,” etc.) Separating standard porn and sexual assault material into their own categories removes the need for qualifying statements.
crumbl day job, taco bell drive-thru night job
Can we all go to Johnson County District Court on September 30th to show support for Isaac?
CSAMSee Sam
>>24833381I wonder if james' mother paid for the james drake intervention afterall
wow
Cleh cell challenge :3
>>24833387sorry i was distracted by that line at the bottom. what?
claire’s mugshot is so hot just when i think i’m out i get pulled back in
Hey claire all i want for my birthday is a bikini stream
>>24833385If i lived close i 100% would. Like if scott ever goes to court you know my ass is going to support mr mma
I don't think going against the term "child sexual abuse material" is a battle worth taking
>>24833380
Consensually Recorded Adult Sexual Material Released Without Consent
>>24833391
>>24833396If I’m not allowed to call it child porn the libs win
>>24833385I'm going on November 16th to support David Hooper but I'll try to take time out to support Isaac
>>24833381James Drake is a real artist.
It's undeniably irresponsible if claire doesn't help the court fees by streaming
>>24833396ITS PORN! IT ALWAYS WAS PORN AND ALWAYS WILL BE PORN!
>>24833383so there is regular child pornography that is not sexual assault material?
>>24833400jezza is the CRASMRWC king
>>24833395i would stand outside with an ADULTERER poster but in a supportive way
Consensually Recorded Adult Sexual Material Released Without Consent Preformed By Adults For Nefarious Reasons
>>24833409No because if it involves a child it is always sexual abuse dumbass holy shit
Bitchtank didn't screwed Claire. Claire screwed Claire.
>>24833396arguing with the guy who defends ellie and goes for bat against jet and then the next moment is an incel pedo where all women must die and he has a right to define the consent of a child, yeah its all retarded
>46 postsWhat triggered the larping Russian this time?
>>24833419so then why do you need to separate and qualify it when its inherently implicit?
>>24833420fags here believe women don't have agency
no one hears child pornography and thinks it means a professionally shot material between consenting parties
>>24833425you're a literal male feminist if you think they do
>Jet waking up to realize his underage allegations have surpassed Sam’s
TJ at the court hearings could save Fishtank
>>24833424Because the world is infested with dumb niggas and using more descriptive language when it comes to these things is usually a good thing
>>24833428Why are you so mad that people are saying exactly what they mean? Jealous of the superiority of the English language?
Why are you freaks talking about CP in this whole thread?
>>24833438Because we knew you’d show up
>>24833438Get with the program old man its CSAM not porn
>>24833434>No because if it involves a child it is always sexual abuse dumbass holy shitone post ago>>24833437simplicity is the ultimate sophistication
Non Intentionally Generated Gossip of Erotic Roleplay
Will we get a dark clods arc?
gonna go play some dice with the niggas in my alley before it rains today.yall better not still be talkin CSAM when I get back.
I think they want to remove the "porn" part because it implies consent and/or pleasure.
>>24833442Wrong. There’s a good reason why the vast majority of poetry is written in English.It’s by far the best language for expressing yourself and explaining things in detail.
>>24833444we're deep in it now I think
>>24833430Foids will become irrelevant once gay niggers from outer space come up with artificial wombs.
>>24833448russian mogs it by a million years and its not even closeyou have no clue of what you're talking about
>>24833447I think its to confused pedophiles when they go to look up "child porn" and nothing comes up because the tags and labels all moved to csam
wait so is there calire bodycam footage
>>24833438they do a weekly mondocord meeting on friday mornings here now
>>24833430we’re all male feminists here
>>24833448anglocentric gobbledygook
>>24833454oh for sure but we don't have it (yet)
chicken had a threesome with 2 60+ grannieshttps://kick.com/chickenandy
>>24833460Chicken fucked beths mom?
>>24833460did they look like bardies mom?
>>24833462
>>24833433>Your honor, the defense calls its first witness to the stand
>>24833454Probably. Likely not possible to FOIA it until after everything’s settled legally though so we wont see it for a while
>>24833452english has the most words by far in any language, twice as many as russian
where is the previous thread?
>>24833438Look who showed up
>>24833404good camera work
>>24833453
james drake is 5'7
>>24833468>muh wordsits how you use them not the amount russian allows you much more freedom and creativeness by FAR and its not even close
the mogged
I don't see how russians understand eachother. It's like they are making up words on the spot
>>24833454Slackerblue do your thing
>>24833468Modern americans/bongs mullatos-mystery meats use like 10 words on repeat.Let's not act like everyone speaking english is shakespeare.
>>24833452This is an Anglo-Saxon world and you’re just living in it. Get fucked kike.
>>24833468I've heard that, but the methods of counting used to reach that conclusion count all loan words, modern compound words/terms and at the same time ignore these in e.g. German, because the German dictionary is more strict about their inclusion
Oh, yeah russian is so clear and understandable
life imitates art
How would you spend your one wish willow on Claire?
>>24833646>this is BETTERisn’t an argument. you’ve been given multiple examples of how English has more uses.>>24833655it’s about how much potential it has.when used optimally English is the most expressive/detailed language and it’s not even close.
>>24833646the russian language is disgusting
>>24833465>>24833469It's real.
bitchtank 2
lol zoomers can't read cursive
>>24833674I wish claire became a drunk beligerant mess on ftl every day for my amusement
>>24833460>>24833462>>24833465>>24833469I don't know if you know the lore but he also ate out a homeless 50+ year old woman while streaming when he was 20 or so.
>>24833454he's on it
>>24833690New
>>24833676>you’ve been given multiple examples of how English has more usesthe only thing i have been "given" is "more=better" in a true lobotomized western ameriangloid fashion
>>24833688he was just pretending, his tongue never actually touched her
bro i am not posting in that thread get real
>>24833694When it comes to language more IS better.Your subhuman brain simply can’t comprehend that some words can have crossover while still having nuance. Half of your dumbass languages can’t even differentiate between basic emotions like “sad”, “melancholy”, “mournful”, and “forlorn”, and simply lump them all into one word.
>>24833703damn i wish i had your conviction but i already fucked it up blud
CLAIRE PRISON STREAM
>>24833469Chicken made her bleed all over the place
