You should stop jerking off in front of the geese belonging to the old farmer woman next door. No, seriously, stop it.
>You should stop jerking off in front of the geese belonging to the old farmer woman next door. No, seriously, stop it.
Why do Germans and Frenchies hate each other
>>24905998That is oddly specific, frenchanon. Anyhow real men fuck goats instead
>>24906016dey forced me to learn French in school. It is a crime against people of dis nation. us're under French occupation.
>>24906027French soldiers are using German assault rifles; we’re under German occupation and... No, Hans... Stop it, for fuck's sake! I told you not to jerk off in front of the geese. You're a pain in the ass, Hans!
>>24906016Originally, we were one people, but Charlemagne made a huge blunder by splitting his empire into three parts among his sons. The western part gave rise to the embryo of France, the eastern part to the embryo of Germany, and the middle section was devoured by the other two. That is just one chapter of a very, very long story, but for me, it all starts there.
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>>24905998I keep my curtains closed. How can they know?
>>24906021Real men fuck sheep, not goats.
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