hey, back from my 2-week holiday and just met 2 guys and decided to meet them wearing my shortest shorts (my last hookup was in may, with just one guy and wore more subtle shorts, dunno why, not that I had anything to hide)... it was the bomb, they got the bait, and from the second they saw me on the street, walking to the building, then in the elevator they kept making fun of me what an obvious faggot I look like, it was a dream (and then the rest wasn't bad either, in the end they wiped their cocks into my shorts)
>>24912532impostor
>>24912552f.ck, I forgot my tripcode
>>24912569welcome back then
funny guy you are. nice shorts, btw.
>>24912532>in the end they wiped their cocks into my shortsAhh. Pure poetry, kek.Welcome back, Greg.
Whores like you make the rest of us gays look bad.
>>24914586Greg is the only fag that I can tolerate. Obviously, if I met him on the streets, I would be weirded out, but not in a gross way, but more like, he's a goddamn clown. I would find it amusing that somebody wears shorts this short.
>>24914592I've seen him IRL once
>>24914595I think if I saw him actually in real life, like for real, I would come to him and tell him I've seen your threads on /bant/. He would then be all faggy "awww thenk uuu how doo u liek may shurt tuh-dey?" Then there would be awkward silence, and I would go my own way.
>>24914598I didn't have time to say anything to him because he was on his bike. It even took me a few minutes to realize it was him but by then he was long gone. But I immediately knew he looked familiar. A few days later he confirmed to me on /b/ or here on /bant/ that he was indeed there at the same time when I said I saw him. He mostly hangs out on the Pest side of the city and I'm rarely cross the Danube so I don't really have a chance to meet him randomly though.
>>24914598Same but I actually would kindly ask to touch his legs. No homo, I don't want sex. I just have to feel how smooth those legendary legs are.
>>24912532If I see you IRL next time I visit budapest I will smash your head against the asphalt for being such a disgusting faggot in publicHungary can thank me later
>>24914599You were also probably blinded and disoriented by his legs
>>24914634>Luck idCongratulations, you have won one hour with Greg. :D
>>24914599wow, then it's actually two encounters, I also met a guy while walking (in my short shorts, what else), who came up to me saying you're that guy from 4chan, right? and there indeed was an uncomfortable silence after I said yes, I did not know what info he knew about me (he probably knew quite a lot), whether he would be like 'oh I love your posts' or 'jeez you are disgusting', so after 2-3 seconds I told him 'bye" and kept walking
>>24914825lol that must have been underwhelming
>>24914592not only wearing them, but also made these my daily drivers. when I bought them last year I only put these on for my walks (otherwise I wore shorts that were still very short, but not labeled as micro/mini by the reseller), but now I'm wearing these every time, everywhere. the only exception is work, once a week, but you guessed it: my shorts are by far the shortest even there. these shorts, paired with unisex tees, work out very well, quite a few looks but everything okay, whereas if I pair them with cropped tops, I can see sellers/people I approach stare and gasp before reacting to whatever my request is
