ITT: Post stories from your life
>>24912845>Soi IDlol
What kind of story do you want? I've got wonderful/happy/successful/dark/depraved/miserable37 years of stories. Be specific pls
Nothing Happened.The End.
>>24912867Well, you can pick. Spin a wheel or something.
>>24912867>37 years of stories>posting on 4chanShouldn't you be married, have a house, and have 2 kids by now? I want to hear about your life if this is what you're doing at 37.
>>24912877>marriedBeen there>have a houseBeen there twice>two kidsLuckily never cucked myself into that situation. You seem infatuated with the American dream. Sometimes it's not so pretty. I've been on 4chan longer than you've been alive. You never leave this place.
>>24912871I guess I'm going to spend my time arguing with a zoomer instead. Could've been a good thread but now we have crying laughing emoji face man. Go figure.
>>24912890>Divorced, apartment, without kids. Let me guess, your ex wife was a fat cow who didn't want kids but had dogs and cats as fur babies and you sat and played video games and posted on 4chan?
>>24912896>"I'm much more mature" says the man who was cucked out of his own house(s) by his selfish cow ex wife who cheated on him lmao
>>24912897Nope. Try again. >>24912913Try again. You're way off. You're from the fishtank threads, aren't you?
>>24912934Sorry, my parents told me not to talk to divorced kwab strangers in their 30's online who don't have kids because they are most likely pedos
>>24912941Sweet! So we can give OP his thread back and you can go back to watching pimply teenagers hang out in a trashed house through a few webcams for $20/mo.
>be me>maybe 10 or so>lviing on my dad's farm>digging some holes for a new fence>dad accidently digs up a rabbit hole is basically maims a baby rabbit>immediatly bashes it with a shovel until it's deadjust a memory i still have although at the time i didn't realize he was putting it out of it's misery
>>24912845I have a story, so i am 32 and my name is Aaron. Lately I've been fighting against little kids online and its making me miserable and I've been drinking a lot of Jim Bean to make the headache of them go away. >>24912890>DivorcedI feel you man, my wife left me too when my explosive alcohol fueled outbursts over internet stuff got too much for her. I miss her so bad.
>>24912949that's oddly specific unc. Is that why your wife left you? You were watching teenagers hang out?
>>24912961I initiated the divorce so I can't sympathize.
>>24912972>Complains about being divorced>Is the one who initiatedkwaboty
>>24912968Zoomer brained retard can't realize i was talking about him since it's obvious he's a fishfag. I bet you eat your own boogers while you watch FTL. It's so obvious you're a fishfag. You're the most degenerate scum on the planet, so not hard to tell.
I remember this time when I was little. I don't know, four, five years old, something like that. We had this old dog and it had a litter of puppies and I walked in the bathroom one day and my mother was standing there, kneeling down. Dog had a litter of about eight and my mother was bending over and she was killing each one of these little puppies in the bathtub. So I remember I asked why. She said I'm just killing what I can't take care of. Then my momma looked at me and she said I wish I could do that to you.Maybe she shoulda
>>24912975Chill out unc, go crack open another Monster zero and listen to some Smash mouth rather than fighting with zoomers over your failed life lmao.
