mamma-mia I tolda ya already tony thisisa weekly thread capiche.we make-a pasta pizza pasta spaghetti and a we post it a here.now geddafugafahere and a make a me a spaget befoa I have ya 'taken care of'
I dislike garlic.
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>>24921432who is this garlic muthafuka? if he's bothering you just say the word and ill *mimes cutting throat with thumb*oh ya mean the ingredient? well my nonna she a also didn't a like a garlic so we just had spaghetti recipies with no garlic like a:carbonara, caccio e pepe, burro e parmigiano ect ectbut ya can also just leave out the garlic in ones that usually use it>>24921440hey you got some nerve showin ya face around here buddy.you a gonna be sleepin wid da fishes
>>24921429miku loves noods>>24921440plz stop encouraging us, its very encouraging thank you for your attention to this matter>>24921432FREAK i bet you like cilantro dont you(i like them both)brock hates cilantro
>>24921440https://youtu.be/GEvLye15sq0
>>24921469>brock hates cilantrowho?
そのアメリカ人の料理人はゲイです
>>24921429:D>mafia editioncousin rigatoni would never
>>24921580brock sucks cock
>>24921526my fren
Hey Toni, I'm cooking together a instant noodles (pic coming). Times are tough and I get paid tomorrow.
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>>24921528こんばんは、ヤクザの尊敬すべき仲間よI do not know what chef you are referring to but just point him out and ill have dealt with.the spaghetti mafia and the soba samurais always stick together >>24921691heyyy its muthafuggin don Gon.sometimes we gotta make do with what we got, ill make sure the boys drop off your cut of the vig first thing ;)
>>24921802Hey thank you Toni, it's appreciated.Instant noodles might be the poor mans spaghetti but they are mighty filling and mighty tasty.My regards to the firm and hope we get some more spaget pictures :)
I hate it to break it to yous wiseguys but we got some competition>>>/s4s/13156287since yous are all made guys you get a say in this; should we form an allience? charge protection? or squash their racket? >>24921751very nice don gon. thank you for your contribution to our organization
we need it
Gianello tipped us off to something that could be very big, spaghetti-wise. Four tons of coppliogatto-grade semoline, passing right through our warehouse. Naturally, I'm going to want a little more than Brock's friendly five percent cut. The only probem is, Strings Leonelli don't want to play ball. That slimeball puppet fuck. Be a shame if the finnochio got a little sauce on his pinstripes. You don't get where I got without snapping some pastalageetch on the way. And I been meaning to ask you how things are running now on that parmesan racket. That little jew Hymie from brooklyn's a genius for thinking up that green canister scam
>>24921751bachelor sketty ftw!! hai gon ^^how are youback home i seeits ears btw lol
>>24922323Hey hey Ears! I'm doing well! Just winding down for the evening!How are you doing? You make any spaghetti today?
>>24922164ayyy If it isnt my main man *kisses on the cheek* mwa mwadont ya worry about strings, fuggedaboutit. that gavone has got between us and our moolah for the last fuckin time madonn'.tell brock hell get his 5 and see another 15 on top if he just tells us when that greedy greasebag figa muthafucka is gonna be inspecting the shipment.the parmesan rackets been bringin in the cheese big time, I dont trust that hooknosed fuck as far as I can throw him but thanks to this shit profits been up 500%. here a token of my appreciation *reaches into breast pocket and hands you an envelope of crisp $100 notes*
>>24922344good to ear :)bruhh work is a nonstop ball of stress but here i am shitposting for relief hehebeen learning something called Azure Virtual Desktop for cloud workloads blehhhhhhi'll def make some food but probs not pasta, i make my keto sloppa with yummie toppings
>>24922392Oh damn glad you're finding ways to relax a little :). Azure is pretty based and has a lot of good features but the price tag is a bit steep. Keto sloppa sounds divine. If you can, take a picture and post it in this pizza pasta spaghetti thread <3
>>24922383*kisses you back familially, while tucking the envelope neatly into my own breast pocket I happened to bring to the meeting*what can I say, he's a rotten kid. Always was since he dimed us out of that Illinois connection. The way I see it, if brock wants big money he needs to step up and start making big moves. How about if he takes care of the whack job on strings, plus that other thing we talked about, we give him ten plus free reign over the meat ball factory south side on Douglas Ave. You know if there's one thing I learned in this business is you never go in too deep with a member of the tribe. Hymie's a good earner but if that ever changes, you put three rounds through his skull cap, make it look like an accident
idk what's going onbut am impressed with the level of brooklyn persona
burro e parmigiano.very small bowl because its insanely rich and calorie dense >>24922848mamma mia is that my own nonna's recipie? looks magnifico *slaps you on the back* you make the organization proud, good on ya and thanks for the contribution!don't you worry about hymie, I'm always itching to pop a cap in one of them small hat underneath a larger hat wearing muthafuckas, the very second hes more trouble than he's worth hell be playing checkers with the porpoises.as for strings... hmm ya see i think ya might be right about brock ya see he's a good kid ya see nya *puffs stoagie*>>24921580hey brock get ovah hea! waddaya think hmm? ya ready for the big bucks? first ya gotta make ya balls, ice that strings leonelli muthafucka then well see if you can't get a bit of the real action. sound good kid?
>>24923220wtf forgot image
>>24923220my brotha from anotha motha.the guy we have cooking our pasta is not the problem, he handles all the salad as well and just handles it.you got a better rainman?better ask the boss about it first.
>>24923363brock sucks cock
good thread
>>24923435VR JeW ID get
>>24923363did I say the sfigato who cooks the pasta? mi hai cagato il cazzo *annoyed hand gesture*i said strings! fucking strings leonelli.the fuckin semolina distributa, he's the one you wack *threateningly jabs index finger into sternum* understand?
>>24923435ayy if it isn't my biggest earner *mafia cheek kisses*>>24923439ok who did this to him? he's a made man you hear me A FUCKEN MADE MAN!! nobody messes with a made guy like this and lives to brag about it.step forward now and we might just spare your family
>>24923220That's an honour coming from you, big don picog. Seriously! Thing is, I heard big brock ain't never popped nobody. Not exactly a good look in our line of employment, if you know what I mean. We'd be doing the fagootz a favor he can't refuse.*ten guys burst into the room and beat me to death with tire irons*And by the way: Rocco's over on sixth doing his collections route. He kicks up light one more time, I say we smash his penne noodle into a flatcock al linguine
>>24923435yeah trust a dirty jew to think that
>>24923462ey buddy i ain't the big cheese heretake it up with don porcine if you want a cut of the fresh mozz.
>>24923576its not a good look at all, the kid betta step up to tha plate or people will start to think hes a frociaggine *completely ignores the tire iron attack (this is an everyday occurance in our line of work) and remains unfazed by the fact you are now dead but somehow still speaking*it breaks my heart, Rocco used to be on track to make capo before he started drinking.now hes barely selling half the hoochhe buys and hes behind on payments.i feel bad for the guy but what can ya do hes a fuckin liability.i say we put him outta his misery either way, his wife could use the insurance. soon as he drops off todays take I want him on ice, call up ur cousin jimmy "the frog" I want it done painless.I got a big heart what can I say
>>24923637look at the set of balls on this faccia di culo.you come in here and say this to my face HAHAHA!maybe there's hope for you yet kid.it seems you don't know who i am so let me clue you in: I'm the big boss around here. porcine is bishops capo you see, he's only called don because his first name is donald. Bishop is the underboss around here and he put in a good word for ya, see? so you betta not let him down or I have no doubt hell take offense.now get out there an ice that strings muthafucka already
I did make a spaghetto today.yakisoba zaru butaniku.buckwheat noodles fried with diced spam. pretty good overall, like a carbonara from the dark side.
>>24924101greetings soba samuraiI hope u took a pic.it sounds interesting, tried to look it up but can't find anything with it written phonetically. you wouldn't happen to know how its written in jap?
>>24924225its gotta be wrong somehow. yakisoba is fried noodles, zaru soba is buckwheat noodles. i googled what "pork meat" would be, it might just be "pig" "fried", after all. there may even be a special word for spam, no idea.cook the noodles about 15% longer than usual, while dicing spam on the cast iron. then add noodles to spam, no rinsing. add 1/4 cup of cooking wine and 1 tbsp of sesame oil, cook and flip regularly until the sound changes and it starts to stick
ketokek sloppacheers all
>>24924265>yakisoba is fried noodles, zaru soba is buckwheat noodleswell yakisoba is a funny term because it means fried soba but usually they use chinese style noodles to make it instead, if u make it with soba specifically (all soba is at least partially buckwheat) im pretty sure the name remains yakisoba.zaru soba is a specific dish.so maybe something like "spam yakisoba" would be a more fitting name?dunno i cant rlly speak barely any japanese im just a wapanese mob boss ya see *picks teeth with switchblade*>recipiesounds good, maybe a bit much sesame oil and not enough veggies for my personal taste but ur cooking for urself not me :)thank you very much for your contribution <3btw okinowan style yakisoba used to often be made with spam and ketchup, might be worth trying
>>24924648lookin good.is that pesto i see in the cheesy mashed veg?thank you for ur contribution, you are a reliable and valued associate of the spaghetti mafia
https://youtu.be/Gjn81QcjCAw?si=589ATpcll58aAKhR
>>24924755loolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OrhDUO407Y
Adding some meatballs to Spaghetti Tuesday
>>24924946justa likea mamma used to make before she was brutally killed in a firebombing which i was the intended target of.thank you for your contribution, your loyalty to the organization has not gone unoticed
>>24925133I made spaghetti this evening.I didn’t even look at what I was seasoning with and came out perfect on account I’m Cajun. I just grabbed some stuff and shook it like dat!
>>24925245I rlly hope u didnt put any cumin in it, if u did youll be playing hopscotch with the crabs I'm afraid.I can forgive many forms of spaghetti defilement but cumin would be inexcusable and grounds for concrete galoshes. idk if cajuns even eat cumin, glad u had an nice spaget
I always start with a S&P.Sometimes that’s all youneed.The All Purpose & Italian included. Marjoram, basil,thyme, oregano sage, rosemary, garlic, onion, lemon peel, orange peelIn a marinara sauce.
>>24925388some of those don't (traditionally) belong in marinara but its whatever they are probably in fairly small quantities in the mixes u have.its also not rlly an issue unless ur using the marinara for seafood, for example fish and sage isn't rlly a good combo but sage and tomato with no fish is fine.
>>24924648Looks amazing Ears!>>24924265Very nice.>>24923225Furgetaboutit, an image is an image regardless of when it's posted! Looking good!>>24922848Classic!>>24924946Conventional and looking nice!
>>24925422It was Rao’s It’s good, but all store bought sauces usually need doctoring.
>>24923500this guy haunt my dreams kek XD
>>24925472isn't that stuff like $35 a jar? all I know about it is from ppl throwing a fit over its price on /ck/>>24925503good thing he's on our side, he's an nice guy as long as you don't piss him off.his wife makes a mean zeppole by the way, he once brought some to work for the guys when we were casing out the joint for the val salvio hit
>>249255578 bucks.
>>24925693expensive but not completely unreasonable.id suggest maybe getting cheaper stuff if ur gonna doctor it anyway tho or just get some mutti or cirio crushed tomatoes, garlic and the appropriate herbs its very simple to make from scratch
This my favorite OTC sauce.Lots of flavor. 2 for 10$ Walmart. Just takea look at the ingredients on the cover and tell me thatdoesn’t look good.
>>24925767looks pretty good and the only weird additive it has in it is calcium chloride which as far as I know is harmless so pretty damned good for an american product.id say that's a pretty solid choice :)
>>24925814Done and Done.Ragu gets it.
