>Elon shows up at your doorstep>he's trying to save civilization from the demographic collapse>he can impregnate your wife with his genius semen and support your family with $1 million ANNUALLY until the baby turns 18What do you say?
I would allow a rich megatitan to donate sperm for 1 child. Provided they pay for me to produce an additional 3 or 4 children. I could see 10's of thousands of people taking such a deal. Allowing the rich fuck to reproduce thousands of times, while allowing those selected families to have 10's of thousands of more kids. Everyone wins.
>>24930857He would have fewer teeth if he spoke to me like that
>>24930857No the state pays my bills I don’t care about money but now that you brought it up I think we can raise your taxes.
you can always get a new wifehow am i going to get a million $? let elon impregnate my bussy?
>>24930858That’s a heck of a cuck fantasy you got there dude. You should let a LLM detail it out and post it.
>>24930857Yeah, sure, if he wears a condom
I kill him with a knife
>>24930857Elon? At my door? Asking to destroy my life? I might boil his head and feed it to the cat.
>>24930865>>24930864>>24930863>>24930862>>24930861
>>24930857>wifei'm not married. but yes i would. women are just a means to an end, beasts of burden.
>>24930866I know he is a Jewish immigrant set out to undermine the world. What is your point? His head would be boiled. He wouldnt be any good for crab bait he is too gay.
>>24930857??????I have to pay him 1 million a year just for impregnate my wife? That seems a little steep.I would do it for half a million. That's my final offer. 1 million is preposterous.
>>24930857As long as the kid doesn't start telling us all what to do all the time.
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>>24930857If we actually finds me a wife, we can talk.
>>24930863He doesn't have sex, anymore, at least after blowing up his cock. His children are medically induced.
>>24930866But i wouldnt diminish that but who and what is your army?
>>24930859Glad to see someone on this board isn't a cucked goyslave for billionaires
>>24930857I'd stab him to death then open a gofundme that would give me more money than that
>>24930866I want realistic jiggle and squish physics of boobs.
>>24930877and some socialism.
>>24930878And some just like your stock.
>>24930857Easily. Then take that cash and get a better wife.
>have fictitious arranged marriage>say yes>collect the money
>>24930857>wifei'm not dumb enough to get married
If he was impregnating her with my seed then yes
I think his behaviour when it comes to reproduction and family is not OK.He is an Idiot.Selfish, and stupid.He needs to rethink his bullshit about having all these children, for the sake of those POOR children.The women are clearly money hungry status hungry bitch whores who are willing to sell a child for it. Regardless if they're going to have money and raise the child, they are Willingly brining a child into that type of life. Born as a comodoty for money and IQ as an excuse. The child will know.But neither of the parents care or seem to have a shred of comprehension of their stupidity and selfishness.It disgusts me.
>>24930857Of course, anyone would
>>24930883Elon would reply that your seed isn't good enough to save civilization.
>>24930857I'll impregnate him and he'll give me all his money.
>>24930857I'd force him to do it with his mutilated penis he tried enlarging instead of the turkey baster
>>24930884You don't know the half of it. Or rather, you probably know more than you let on but turned a blind eye.
>>24930857>bro let this dysgenic autistic dutchman with a bunch of tranny kids fuck your wife bro
>>24930857If he was on my doorstep I'd curb stomp him
>>24930857i would pay elon $1 million/year to impregnate my wife.
>>24930866>no link>no archive>it was real in my mind
>>24930857>family history of mental illness No thanks. Quality over quantity
Why would I allow that midwit's inferior genetics to taint our family's?
>>24930857Sorry, I am gay.
I don't have a wife and I'm gay. Can I just hang out with Elon instead? I'm not attracted to him or anything, it'd just be fun to chud out with a fellow chudster til the chuds came home.
>>24930857> fuck off back to Africa.
The kike niggers who doctored my recording who tried to kill me only talked about this guy
>>24930899>The kike niggers who doctored my recordingwhat did they do?
His kids all end up pretty ugly. If he made beautiful children I would absolutely take the deal.
>>24930857If I knew he was coming I'd get a hole ready for him and bury him in the backyard. Genius sperm pushing up daisies for eternity
>>24930857Fuck off Elon. Get your own wife.
>>24930857sure, but where the fuck do i get a wife?
>>24930862Yeah but then you'd have to read it thoughWe all know how challenging that can be for some folksIt's pretty dense material, you might get stuckYour best shot would be to use an LLM to explain the plot for you, like you're a 5 year old>don't worry big guy, she'll sort ya out
>>24930857I am pretty sure Elon Musk impregnated Tom Hanks.
18 million eh?Yeah sure dump another one in her my house is getting too small for all the kids we already have what's one more
>>24930857of course.
>>24930857Sure, if I get to keep the million bucks, divorce my whore of a wife and Elon is forced to take care of his demon spawn.
>>24930857>what's next Carmine you get to tax him for $200,000
>>24930857He would literally do this if you cucks offered, guy is a freak. Already has like 20 known paid surrogate mothers. He doesn't even have contact with the kids, just has his assistants write them checks.
>>24930857I might let him look at my wife (clothed) for his entire fortune, but she'd have to shower afterwards - and he'd have to go into exile, on mars.
>>24930857>his genius semenThis isnt even politics. This is a slide thread.
Why not just middle man it?>renegotiate>tell him he can save his money to a degree and just have "her" for a lump sum of twenty five million dollars>ask for one million dollar cash advance>explain to a hooker that i'll pay her to pretend to be my wife and that i'm epsteining her to elon musk>tell her he is now going to provide for her for the rest of her life and that she'll never have to work again>collect the remaining twenty four mil when i hand her over>invest the lot, put at least 100-150k a year back into drp and live off the rest>retireIt's not human trafficking when nobody is moved against their will. Now that's a good day's work.
>>24930961It’s not a service necessarily, as it is an act of love, adoration and gratefulness. It is her thatI get, in my life as well as thechild.
I don't feel like rolling the dice about my "son" growing up to be trans so that's a hard "no" from me. Thanks for the consideration though!
