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ariel ferrari, the prick, austin and fatass sovik have murdered andrew braden chenoweth in cold bloodas welljet neptune and nina "nigger" volyanskaya have murdered eleanor "lenard" moon in cold bloodlet it be known to everyone
>despite there being "private" Bittygram V telegram group for self harm and suicide glorification, gore and porn, and another Axis2 telegram group for organizing harassment and doxing campaignshow very christian
hi
I can’t wait to activate the suicide pact I made with klaus
>>24952278hihihh
Peter Vack on ASO will do numbers
>>24952276why is she cosplaying meryl streep
>>24952280the last time fishslop meant anything
>>24952281hell yeah
Did anyone clip Christina’s asscheeks when she was laying on the couch?
what if his name was Neptune Jet and he was an aeroplane that flies far far away so he can’t hurt people anymore
>>24952281Post more Schmitty dog. THIS is the kind of content I come here for
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DG6E1cFR-gW/?stkn=cDA5eHA3dXh6cjI1They know each other btw
>>24952276god…
those are binding agreements, klaus
Those ghouls and ghosts and goblins games are hardcoreI could never beat them
what are we gonna do after this guys? Well im getting rich and buying a house but what about you guys?
>>24952290that's beautiful
>>24952281Erm So when can you pick up ur script
>>24952292yeah no shit. the entire staff and most of the customers are bliccy's thiel connections. we been knowing this
>>24952296moving in to a gaming house with mints and richie and vinny ramos
>>24952288i don’t even know who christina is
>>24952280i'm glad tj and claire got kicked out of the illuminati
>>24952298I just did all good now
>>24952300injected her lips full of substance for cock award
>>24952291
>>24952300if ck was a one of the luckier hapas
>>24952295It's mostly just memorization. There is some randomness to the enemy patterns but I found the games get a lot easier the more I played them. Which you can kind of say about most retro games, but I feel like people are too overwhelmed by the initial difficulty of these to realize that at firstOf course you need to beat them twice to get the real ending and that's where it actually gets hard. having to use a specfic shit ass weapon to beat the final stage on the second loop is what makes those games some of the hardest ever. But I can go through the first loop of Ghouls and Super Ghouls right now no problem
>>24952301that's beautiful
>>24952296talk about old videogames probably
my time in the as seen on community
>>24952306Yes!!! Thank you!!
here’s a #asseenon tip: the fat guys with glasses and graphic tees are the actual customers
>>24952272niggerjet you niggerniggerur a black fuckface nigger niggerafrica ass niggerblack as coal
>>24952273
speaking of as seen on community, if chevy chase is sam, who is jet? star burns?
i can't get over how dogshit of a name as seen on is
if you take out the double letters “ss” and “ee” from “asseenon” you get “anon”
>>24952303well you got kicked out. he left on his own.it's for the best. these nyc types would have been laughing at your midwestern ways behind your back
>>24952306Why did Schmitty cause Cryokeen to crashout ultimately robbing us of cryo content for the next 1 thousand years?
pause snack continue?now that's a banging fucking name that single handedly justifies every paycheck chris lynch ever got from sam
claire would have been dasha's beetlejuice
Beth and Zero were grooming Cryo on his last stream
>>24952318he meant it like “as seen on (/tv/)” as a subtle nod to his roots
>>24952313
>>24952320claire got kicked because she wanted to and regional culture hasn't been a thing since 2009
i had a dream that i was on a train and i snuggled up with vimp and she was soft and warm but then my gf walked in and we got in an argument
>>24952322
>>24952329>regional culture hasn't been a thing since 2009this is what I mean
And yeah the capacitors in my Game Gear died because they're notorious for that. I bought it maybe in 2015 or so and it was already starting to go. Game Boys were made with cheap components but were built to last. Game Gears were ahead of their time but that also meant they ended up being more fragile.I always wanted a Nomad. Where you could play Genesis games portably. these things are so cool. The Turbo Express too
>>24952329hey clarie
>>24952332i picked a random year but it's not a thing unless you count rampant prostitution which tends to be coastal
>>24952330I had a dream about nutting on binxs face last night we must be psychically linked in some way
DIME square? what in tarnation?? Back in my day I could eat for a week with a dime
>>24952339he looks like he's inside a microwave
>>24952335they would have been so mean to you, you have no idea. bliccy was already starting to do it and it was her aloneI guarantee they are shitting on jet right now but he's too stupid and full of himself to pick up on it atm
claire is sending her mobster cousins to as seen on
>>24952340
>2009Did Obama end regional culture?
Who is Claire's favorite president
>>24952349
I bet it's Obama or sum shit
>>24952347social media did>>24952342i don't think claire wanted to be part of the hoe whore scene to begin with so it's weird to act like that means anything
>>24952337i might leave the fishtank community because whatever the fuck is happening on the site is not the same and also i care about the relationship i have with my gfit wouldnt be fun to post here if i didnt have a "fishtank bitches" folder, as she called it
real schmitty dawg hours who up
Right after S1 BTW
It's somehow even more over for fishtank. The big 'comeback' after hehehesuicidegate and it's the lamest thing possible
>>24952358nontent poop dog
>no regional differences do you think bliccy shops at ross's between her trips to monaco, claire
>showing your girlfriend your fishgirl folderyou're gonna get cheated on doggies
>>24952354Would you have cheated on Isaac if he was beating you regularly?
>>24952358
>>24952362ross like ross lynch?
>>24952360i am the beating heart of fishtanki am deleting my vimp folder as we speak
>>24952360they're done with fishtank according to jet, for what that is worththey made a new reddit and a new address redirect
>>24952366yes
i don't think bliccy does much shopping erm "off the clock" if you catch my driftit's more of a lifestyle difference if u wanna go there
>>24952360This is my reaction to it. How do you respond to something so bad and soulless?
>>24952367Is ur bf into racing games or sum shit
>>24952371i think the lynches are west coast so probably not. i never met ross lynch tho so idk
>>24952315This poster has endured some form of anal trauma recently. How are you holding up poster? Have you sought medical assistance? Do you have insurance? Does your insurance cover Anal Trauma.I’ll be glad when they begin to include that. So many these days are suffering with this rectal affliction.
>>24952374Yes and he gets really stinky when he plays them
Will Cucumberfeet even make recaps on this shit?
>>24952372
My pussy aches, feeling battered and used.My pussy screams, impossible to sate.
>>24952377What's with fat women sharing too much about their personal lives with random strangers online?
>>24952378AB will. it will 55 minutes of Burt dancing and no clip of Burt saying Ellie.
>>24952364why did you ignore this question clarie?
>>24952377sameracing games make me sweat a lot
>>24952381That my boyfriend likes to play race car and get stinky?
>>24952379why is your dog so judgmental
>>24952377ew lol
pause snack continuegalaxy gasvibe repair
the chicken andy situation is crazy, y'all
>>24952386Yeah
Jet is on a blocking spree so you know he's mad.
>>24952377with all due respect, can you just post the dog?
>>24952370fr? this isn't just some side project?
>>24952392he will eventually crash out when he realizes he is the joke to adam friedland types
>>24952317Garrett
>>24952390Idk man Sam Pepper and Nina took out a little girls eye on stream and nothing happened
i cant even really hate jet i would wanna bang that girl too. But fucking rule #1 of being a player is you don't take a girls virginity unless youre going long term, and you sure as shit dont do it in such a public and permanently embarrassing, life ruining way. Genuinely how the fuck could ellie have a life after that?He is going to have to talk about it at some point or suffer and fail due to the horrible atmosphere were left with. The only possible thing to say is that he learned how fucked up it is to play with young girls emotions, he wasnt raised right and never learned proper values on protecting people from themselves, etc. but i dont think he has it in him.Jet, youre reading this. just fucking own up to it when the opportunity comes. Ellie was damaged, you didnt make her do it, and maybe you didnt understand the gravity of the shit you do. maybe im just retarded though, i think theyd rather drown in it than have that confrontation. there's 100% chance a wigger is reading this right now and they know this shit feels so wrong with ellies death looming over everyone, you know exactly why the views are so low and it isnt just the lack of content
Yes the jet defenders are screencapping the dimes square actor
correction: they were bullied out of the fishtank brand and this is their best effort at staying afloat outside of it
>>24952394you're the ever online twitter monitor guy, did you not see him say leave the fishtank tag to the season 5 people and their "streaming missions"?
>>24952370Both of those things take 10 minutes to do.
>>24952403if you had told people in 1990 that your phone would have a tv screen they would think you could watch tv on it
wow i didn’t know they made a new subreddit for aso
>>24952393U like the dog now? U said it was dumb and diaped be4
>>24952401Similar to sam hyde going late night talkshow mode until he fucked up joking about fucking libsoftiktok in his totally serious show and had to damage control.
>>24952399>even using the hashtag jet begged them to usehahaha
>>24952392He had to explain Ellie to that one chick when she took him aside off camera and then everyone that showed up was a dysgenic Fishtank fan and then he had to deal with a streamer and a troll and then he logged onto twitter and saw everyone shitting on him.
>>24952398jet lacks the capacity to take accountability for his actions so he will never address it. also because if he addresses it he would have to promise not to do it again. he probably intends on doing it again
lol its true hahahaFishtank is over
>>249524053 posts on launch day. it essentially doesn't exist
>>24952399i have a feeling they haven’t done any work either
>>24952398Being a player has rules?
>>24952406> U said it was dumb and diaped be4i can like him in spite of that or maybe even because of that
>>24952404ok i see ur game now and it's not even goodu guys will suffer lol
>>24952416it's pretty good
It's $30 to send TTS right now
>>24952414The rules if you dont want highschoolers killing themselves.
>>24952418no content no bar
>>24952399>soon tm name >fishtank profile picture>#asseenonthis is too perfect man
>>24952393With all Jew respect please learn how to respect everyone
i thought "never fuck a virgin" was in the 10 rap commandments
This store project is going to end in September 28thIt will last 3 weeks.
>>24952421step it up then. I get bored
is this for sale?
>>24952419don't most streamers only charge $3 per TTSwhy are they so jewey
>>24952412thriving
>>24952427the best way to kill a tapeworm is to not give it food
>>24952423respect is earned not given (like the rights that were given to you by men)
>>24952430
>>24952377O.L Guad strictly a fashion statement? Technical Recognition, I’ll allow it.
>>24952429because its a freaking jet fucking neptune production?this guy is a genius visionary
>>24952434the female century is going to be rough on you
guy who gives jet neptune $30 to send a heavily censored tts in a shitty “clothing” store
>>24952432Best way is Praziquantel or Albendazole I think
moxie also went viralhttps://x.com/FearedBuck/status/2097124668599570704?s=46
>>24952440>century everything is already crumbling and hanging on nose snotnatural order will be restored sooner than later
>>24952444nah there's a clear trend. we're returning to the matriarchy of old and there's not a thing you can do about it
What is there to even tts about? No one knows any of the people
damiel from as seen on as seen on kick dot com
>>24952430asseenon is such a terrible name. jet puts the ASS in assenon
I sent a couple TTS during the 2nd season, was financially unstable during S3, didn't care about season 4.... and I'm most ashamed to admit I did send a few TTS during season 5
maybe that's the joke
>>24952447They simping for the bald dimes square guy and trying to convince the other dimes square actress to marry him for the clout
>>24952452there is no joke, it's just ass
>>24952447you can mog the normies with a nice jjjjj circumflex
fuck you we hate you too: the show
>>24952437I bought it from real Mexicans in santee alley
>>24952444anyone who thinks the western world isnt headed for civil war is absolutely nuts and does not know anything about history.
Lol I missed it if you guys were talking about it. but I just noticed they're making you pay again to watch at night. Verrry fooney
>>24952444Natural order is playing video games all day and being 40 years old without reaching any social milestones
did anything happen today
i thought the maddie girl was mina le for a second and i got scared but we're good
>>24952464Burt was called in for damage control in the empty store.
>>24952459idk about civil war shits got to get real bad for that >>24952463Correct.
>>24952459two more weeks until the kirk war starts
it's so grim no one bothered making a /tv/ thread
>>24952469the /tv/ thread was moving very slow and you know /ftl/ threads move very fast in /tv/
>>24952469im going to report every single one i can because its off topic
What if... you log back into your Fishtank account, see that you're able to watch at night... and realize that you've been paying Jet Neptune over the course of 5 months for no reason?
>>24952473that's fair
>>24952458You've been to San Diego?
>>24952475
>>24952464somebody came in the store and looked at every shirt then left
>>24952475Then I might've stolen somebody's credit card number by accident because I changed it to a bunch of random numbers on the site
Classic n64 fogTurok had it the worst probably https://youtube.com/shorts/b4ZsqsdwBic
>>24952481EPIC KEK this newyork hipster probably wasn't even aware he's in the presence of the based nazi mastermind jet neptune GASLIT MUCH im groyping my cockarino just thinking about it breath in some cyanide thank you goran
Is this it?Is this ittttttttttttIs this…it?
>>24952484we are done with that i think chat
>>24952475i never paid for it but i deleted my account the day before the ellie news came out
Schmitty on her chola arc
draw distance in MM64 was pretty bad in some of the towns and dungeons as well
>>24952484Apparently those Nightdive studios remaster for Turok are pretty kino. The guy who runs that company is a total bitch tho, and I feel bad about giving them money every time I do. But I suppose I've given Jet Neptune money before, and that's much worse
>>24952485kubrick. scorcese. spielberg. tarantino. nolan. neptune.
eta until they start selling balls and have a balls brothers concert
>>24952464>did anything happen todayJet made a sincere apology earlier for his misbehavior, promising to donate profits from the stream to a suicide prevention charity. He's also stepping away from the show and internet culture, selling his stake in fishtank to sam and will get a construction job and attend church every week.
>>24952488I can go on forever. It's my autistic weakness. Klaus could really fuck with me if he wanted to
>>24952477Yes I’m friends with a gay that lives in weho I am quite tapped in actually
>>24952468it ownt look like the last civil war, but we already have it culturally it will inevitably turn into guerilla attacks/ unofficial segregation/ martial law whatever you want to call that
>>24952495next week, they have to fully connect with dimes square 1st
>>24952471I made the first /tv/ thread because I thought it was going to be Season 6, not this shit. Fishtank is more dead than ever.
>>24952492yeah I've been meaning to check out some of those remastersplus I never finished turok 3
>>24952488>>24952497I like this police walker mech thing
I have to go poop
>>24952504Ever played Ghost in the Shell on PS1? Looks like a really cool mech game by the same people who made Jumping Flash. I have the rom, but have not started it yet. It's supposed to be really hard
As you can see, the problem occurs when a maximum force suddenly penetrates an unreceptive rectal cavity. The anus needs slow gradual expansion. This sudden impact can be excruciating for those afflicted.
I just noticed that Twiggy is in NYC, and even attending castings
>>24952511@jupiter
>>24952511JN is that you?
I'm just learning now that there was a THIRD Jumping Flash game released only in Japan.... How bout that? I had no idea.
asseenon, the biggest thing since battle chat
