Well /pol/?
>>24968540When I was little, I used to have a pet parakeet named Chirpi. He was too based for his own good. He would fly everywhere and never let us touch or hold or pet him. I think I must have chimped out at him one time and I guess he's never let his guard down since then
>>24968541Birds have very long memories.
>>24968540Can you train them to say Nigger?
>>24968542Especially Parrots.
The moluccan cockatoo is the best parrot. It's white and it screams a lot.
>>24968543Depends on the species. Red-Fan Parrots and Black-Headed Caiques can't actually talk properly due to being descended from earlier stock.
>>24968545Here's a Sulphur Crested in it's natural habitat screaming at Australians. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAJ75uECWHw
>>24968540i prefer parrots that dont exist anymore
>>24968548What about Parrots that don't exist yet (Deroptyus accipitrinus × Pionites melanocephalus)?
>>24968540Birds are fake
>>24968550Bird denial is illegal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6eY8gWmWtQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgMHpXzie4U
Obviously a jewish conspiracy
>>24968553Shut it down!