God bless Indians
>>24970633now that we have the recipe let's send them all back
>>24970633I eat at an indian buffet joint like once a week. So fucking good
That looks like shit, pic related looks so much more appetizing
>>24970633
>>24970633White people are meant to eat meat and two veg
>>24970633I love Indian food.
>>24970635fr and the desserts are top notch
For me it’s the lamb pekora
>>24970634The boomer has no answer to this
Yummy poopy!
>>24970634white people can’t cook for shit though, especially Indian cuisine which requires a lot of spices and flavor
>>24970633https://www.bitchute.com/video/FNVheXU2FGlx/
>>24970645Traditional nigger food is roasted nigger.https://heretical.com/cannibal/baker1.html
god would never bless the devils work. kys, shitjeet.
>>24970645i can shit on a pan and add spices too, stinky nigger.
>>24970645You season your pineapple don't you, nigger
Westerner who's lived in India off and on for years. Every negative stereotype is more of less true, incredibly dirty and unhygienic like nowhere else. But holy fuck the food is just so good better than anywhere else consistently wish I was kidding because I'm running out of patience for everything else shitty about india but holy fuck the food.
>>24970635Same and sometimes I pretend like they don't have poop hands so I can just relax and stretch out my stomach on some 'dian
>>24970651Are Indian hands uniquely able to make the best food?
>>24970645False. I make better Indian food than actual Indians.
>>24970653Go to an indian spice market they have like 10 spices for every one you find anywhere else and usually fresh and they use lots. I've lived everywhere on the planet and love to cook and eat, and a typical dish in India has literally 3-5x as many ingredients as a typical dish anywhere else. Doesn't mean the technique is especially complex but there are just way more paints on their pallat.
>>24970653yes they add unique flavors with their wiping hand
>>24970633Yummy diarrhea
>>24970640>>542421941>>24970635
I'm enjoying a delicious lasagna right now with gel slices of buttered sourdough bread. The negro wouldn't be able to appreciate such simplicity.
>>24970658I dont live in southbeach and plenty of non indian joints get closed for being filthy lol
>>24970660You’re a filthy Hindu fecaloid stinky.
>>24970633They don't believe in god stupid, they believe in cow poo.
>>24970634You can't cook.
>>24970645All the top chefs in the world are white
>>24970662>>24970663>>24970664>>24970660>>24970659
>>24970662No stupid, the cow poo IS the god. Apparently the cow has 400 or 8000 gods living in it and the most important god lives just inside the poophole so when the poop comes out it touches the god and becomes holy.
>>24970665>>24970666>>24970667Cows' wastes are still very clean, as they do not eat meat and they have one of the best digestive system out of all animals.
>>24970670The Lakshmi lives in the anus. Also gods live inside the poop.
>>24970633No more appetizing than those shitty roller dogs they sell at their convenience stores
>>24970672Sure thing sukdeep
>>24970636>>542421941>>24970659>>24970664white people don’t know how to create, only copy or steal
>>24970633>yellow mush>brown mush>orange mush>red mush
>>24970668Niggas eatin clay?
>>24970676>>24970676> Chicken tikka masala is a curry consisting of roasted marinated chicken pieces (chicken tikka) in a creamy spiced sauce (masala). It is thought to have been created in Britain, possibly by Ali Ahmed Aslam in Glasgow. It is offered at restaurants around the world and in some of its forms is similar to butter chicken
>>24970677For me it's golden mush
>>24970645>>24970663That's where you're wrong kiddo. And no amount of strawmanning will change that.We CAN learn to season, and many of the younger among us have.
>>24970664Western food excels in technique. Complicated shit like baking and slow cooking and deserts. Done well it's great, but day to day eating can be bland as most of the world's cuisine is actually pretty bland. Street food in India seriously is just another level you can often get something for 25 cents that just tastes amazing (and yeah maybe you get sick cest la vie).
>>24970680Japanese curry is better than Indian curry in fairness.
>>24970675I'm whiter than you and have blond hair, memeflag
>>24970683Only problem is jap curry has rapeseed oil
>>24970633Is there any Indian dish that is NOT covered in sauce?
>>24970679>Ali Ahmed Aslamwow gee yeah I’m sure this person was white
>>24970679Like every popular cuisine there are foreign versions of it. I love a creamy Western style butter chicken but that doesn't actually exist in India. Same as India does "Chinese food" that's a whole cuisine that only exists in India and a Chinaman wouldn't recognize but that can often be great.
>>24970634Great speech and I agree with everything he said unironically.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg-4ATrE8n0
>>24970683Japanese curry is literally just tumeric. They leave out the +20 other spices you'd get in an actual indian masala. Not saying it can't be good but it's super simple stripped down like most Japnese food.
>>24970633Evil White men turned me gay, they said "go and look after yourself using our Western products" and now I'm wearing makeup and sucking COCK on SUNDAYS
>>24970680God dammit now I'm gonna have to go make a big slow cooker full of jap curry slop and eat it for the next week this is the worst
>>24970685What's wrong with that?>>24970690Japanese food has always focused on freshness over a clusterfuck of spices.After all it's easy to make food taste good by throwing a fuck ton of complimentary spices in it, but much harder to make it good with a few. And more rewarding as you get the actual flavors standing out.
>>24970633I will never eat Indian food. There is no reason to ever eat that slop.
>>24970687Hes not Hindu. Hes Pakistani. So thats even worse than if he was white for you fecaloids. So eat shit sukdeep.
>>24970686
Is this any way for a man to dress? Are men supposed to take these pills and rub this cream on their bodies and destroy their fertility? Holy fuuuuck I hate being hygienic but it's too late to shit on the streets again, I'm ruiiiined by evil White men and their evil hot cocks
>>24970684lol kys
>>24970633Most Indian restaurants like this are actually owned by Nepalese people.
>years of seeing the anglosphere internet talk about how "ethnic food" is the greatest thing ever>finally try all this supposedly god-tier food>chinese, korean, indian, etc.>really nice, sure, but nothing absurd>my country's cuisine has similar dishes>i could easily go back to eating brazilian food and barely miss itWTF? The way some people talk about “ethnic food,” I thought I was in for some otherworldly experience that would change my life. Is the stereotype that white peoplecant cook so when they eat anything they treat like the best thing ever true then? I seen people justify mass migration over food like this. wtf cant you guys just fry your own chicken?
>>542423997This IS true.
>>24970633Most of what the world knows as "Indian" cuisine was actually invented in Britain. Real Indians mostly eat lentil slop
>>24970633cumin smells like the most terrible body odour imaginable and they put it in all of their food
>>24970634you don't got the skills to cook white boy
>>24970700Most of the good tier ethnic food isn't even purely ethnic but made by migrants. Like pizza which came from USA or Kebab which came from Germany.
>>24970648>>24970649weird how mexcriments consider themselves white
>>24970647>brown>>24970649>brown>>24970650>omega brown>>24970654>brown>>24970664>brown
>>24970706>mexcrementyou cant stop thinking about feces, do you? ackshit, do the needful, get back to your shithole and wait for the nuke.
>>24970707>tp>tf
>>24970708you mad im here and you're there? stay in your brown shithole manlet xD
>>24970700Brazilian good in incredibly bland and low-effort across the board t. have been literally everywhere in Brazil.p.s. Peru is one of the great food countries go visit.
>>24970633>no chips>no mystery lab grown meat>nothing injected with arsenic, fluoride, heavy metals, or flash frozen so 40% of the weight is wateroy vey, this is antisemitic. polcels are screeching
>>24970710it just seems mexico is better than india, doesnt it? i dont need to escape, theres no subhuman retards bringing me down and contaminating my homestead every step of the way. eat shit... oh damn, you already do that. kys.
>>24970710Imagine outing yourself as an Indian.You people really won't get as far as you think unless you learn to act quiet like the Jews do.
>>24970713>eat shit>consume your holy relics
>>24970633I saw an indian couple in Stockholm the other day struggling to understand a crosswalk, so they completely ruined traffic flow. They should all be deported.
>>24970633Is 4chan even salvageable at this point?
>>24970716Elite engineers saaar!
>>24970713what did you have for dinner today? was it beans again xD>>24970714users here are sweaty neets with no influence. what are you gonna do, throw a cheetos punch'?
hands down best food in the world. I go to a buffett here at least once a month, $20. Bretty good.
>>24970720>hands down best food in the world
Just saw a thread get nuked where an entry-level fecaloid is bragging about his 150k salary (Jeet's Law tells us to cut their stated salary by 2/3 and that gives us the actual salary of 50k) and that he married some white girl with down syndrome. Are jeets so stupid that they see 50k and marrying a literal retard as life goals?
>>24970717what's wrong with it?
>>24970711>le hecking bland food Never seen anyone who wasnt full of onions using that term. Do you use reddit a lot?
>>24970722Compared to the life their culture has made in their homeland it's practically paradise.
>>24970633Thanks, you too, Saar!
>>24970722I saw one of those bodycam videos of a jeet getting arrested and his white wife came to the scene collect his car or something, and she was unsurprisingly the ugliest ogre I've seen in my life.I wish I could find the link now but I don't remember the title. Regardless, to a jeet it's a huge win, and to be fair, they're right. Anything is a massive upgrade when your baseline is their fecaloid DNA
>>24970727>memeflag>cant find videohello mexcriment. come fix my floors sometime you dalit
>>24970728You will never ever be human, Ackshit.
>>24970633Indians don't believe in God, rather they worship ugly blue rapists.
>>24970730
>>24970676Gary Lineker is a caricature of a hypocritical champagne socialist.
>>24970633their "gods" are demons lad.
>>24970645I made jeet food last night >add star anise and cinnamon stick to pot with oil>heat oil yo medium and toast the spices >half white onion minced>saute it in the pot with ginger and garlic paste>add some curry paste >add chopped tomato and saute until jammy>add smol pork shoulder (no lamb at the Hy Vee)>add chicken stock to over>add a gorillion store bought garam masala because too lazy to have made it ahead of time>cover with lid and cook until meat is tender >remove lid and simmer to reduce liquid to desired thickness >be lazy and buy storebought jeet sides like Everyday Dahl chick peas and red beans in coconut or their Bombay taters>heat up that weird dry keto knojac rice in some boilg water >make keto garlic naan bread in cast iron pan from melted mozzarella and cream cheese plus almond four, baking soda and garlic paste>garnish everything with fresh cilantro >eat for days as a keto lard
>>24970645Indian slop requires a lot of spices to cover up the smell and taste of rotten ingredients.
>>24970735Jeetslop is the exact opposite of Japanese food. That's all anyone needs to know.
>>24970663I've worked in several Michelin star restaurants in London, Paris and New York.
>>24970633Yes, retard. The biggest difference is: I should be able to CHOOSE to go to their place if I feel like it, not them COME to me whether I like it or not.Remember the Christmas Story?Chinese turkey. Ra-ra-ra-ra. Kitchen. Bring food. Giggle and go back to MY America. This is MY idea of diversity.
>>24970693>what's wrong with seed oilsDo some basic fucking research dumb faggot
>>24970634
>>24970682>Indian street food.I would rather starve.
>>24970738then go back to europe where you came from you cunt
>>24970742Isn't it time for your cow shit dinner, Ackshit?
>>24970645>he cant taste normal food without needing to plaster it with ungodly amounts of "seasonin" cause his brown ass and his ancestors never had access to real food and just ate grass and seasonings all their miserable life.Brownoids are pathetic.
>>24970742youre not a human being you will be crushed like a bugpost address pussy
>>24970743>Isn't it time for your cow shit dinner, Ackshit?
>>24970745
>>24970747spics are just as disgusting as curry niggersall browns get the ropeyou work at a gas station daliti am ceo saaaar
>>24970737cleaning dishes isn't cooking
>>24970633BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPHPPHHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPPHHHHHH
>>24970743please die, fucking beaner
>>24970633In all honesty I've never eaten curry. Is it any good? Asking for a friend.
>>24970752Their beans are refried because they fuck everything up the first time.
>>24970752GOOD MORNING SAAR VERY MUCH COW SHIT BEAN SAAR KINDLY REDEEM TRAIN SAAR
>>24970645then they have the nerve to blame their diabeetus and hypertension on racism or some shit
>>24970672>cows wastesYou're brown
>>24970633saar, the fuck you using cutlery for? are you timmy?
>>24970633Kys poojeet
timmys can’t cook
>>24970753It's basically spices in yogurt and butter or whatever, it's tasty but you can never trust it unless you make it yourself because it's definitely been touched by a poopy-fingered pajeet
>>24970761No wonder why they randomly just shit.
>>24970645Anon I wish they’d lynch you.
>>24970640Fyi, most of those deserts are actually Egyptian/Syrian. But as always, pops rip them off.I.e, Umm Ali, an Egyptian desert that's on the menu in plenty of Indian restaurants. They don't claim it as there's but just like kikes, they slowly integrate it into their culture and claim it as theirs.
>>24970636Recipe, fren? I love shrooms.My mum made some tasty burgers with portobello shroomies.
