why is monster the gamer drink?i tried this white one and it tasted shit
You fell for subliminal advertisement.
>>24999523i tried 2 so i am finebut even the stock is rising daily for 20 yearswtf
Isn't White Monster a pseudonym for HWD?
>>24999522I only drink coffee and tea when gaming.
>>24999522It's just a lifestyle ad; like boomers were tricked by Marlboro, Jack Daniel's, or Harley-Davidson
>>24999522monster wasnt even relevant in the PS2 era
>>24999522i dont know how i was into monsters before, but i loved the white one. now i think true kino is red bull (zero/zero sugar) it just tastes like energy and like you're getting something, kinda like smoking a cigarettes gives you that hit
>>24999522goth girls smell like shit and have terrible personalities, why do zoomers romanticize them so much?
>>24999530They are hot
For me it's still doritos and mountain dew. Even though I don't consume either of those they just scream video games to me
>>24999522Because its retarded to drink hot coffee in a cup while gaming. Energy drinks are more like the soda cans the 90's kids drink to make them look cool and they contain more caffeine to keep you gaming
>>24999531the fake goth girls you see on social media are not hot and they dont smellactual goths do smell and its awful but I love itfucking done shave or shower bitch i don't care you taste like cigarettes
>>24999530They have cute cocks
>>24999530well first of all, thats not a goth girl, thats an e-girl. real goth girls dont exist. they all died in 2012.
>>24999528Was it even around back then? I only remember seeing Rockstar and red bull
>>24999522>>24999523All of the default flavors of monsters, rockstar, redbull taste like carbonated diabetic piss. Yes, I know what piss tastes like, I have a fetish for gamer girl pee.
>>24999534Okay
>>24999534The fake goth aesthetic is just prostitute clothes with black hair.>goths were always like thatYeah but they looked like 1800s prostitutes not modern ones
>>24999530gen x animators and artists self inserted this fetish into their cartoons and now kids who grew up watching them love goth girls.myself included.
>>24999530Because Le Beetljuice and Addams Family romanticized them and we are the generation raised on it
>>24999541Shego ended up with a nerd dork
This thread isn’t actually about monster is it?
>>24999538how is that making you better than energy slurper you piss slurper?
>>24999530>girlsnewfag sama... I...
For me, it's coffee with milo.
>>24999538when i used to smoke weed i'd piss in bottles since i live in the basement and the bathroom is upstairs. often times i'd grab the wrong bottle to drink and would drink my own piss by accident.
>>24999522Actual goth > e-whore with herpes
>>24999522>>24999550I remember when the Suicide Girls shit started and everyone clowned on how disgusting they were. Now they've replaced goth girls entirely.Fucking grim.
>>24999522Mountain dew. Always was. Always will be.
Why would fat guys sitting on their ass all day need an energy drink?
>>24999550that pic is fake. she's not real>>24999553gets the heart goin
>>24999522>i tried this white one and it tasted shitYou must not try many energy drinks if you think sugar free monster is bad. Try Rockstar then get back to me.Now here's some chick I've been looking for an excuse to post. >>24999550The jews didn't take them from us, the turn of the century did, and replaced them with emo girls the superior life form, who in turn evolved into scene girls their final form.
>>24999550>>24999551>Look up CEO of Suicide Girls>XBOX-huge noseIT'S ALWAYS FUCKING THEM, JESUS CHRIST. THE FUCKING JEWS TOOK OUR GOTH GIRLS!
I only drink monster when I know I'm gonna have a really sleepy night ahead. It's far more effective than redbull, and it can charge for almost 6 hours straight. I dunno why zoomers promote this shit as some millennial elixir that's supposed to be drunk in gallons though.
>>24999523
Monster did a big marketing campaign with one of the call of duties back in the day, maybe BLOPS 2 or MW3 i can't remember which but it was clowned on for double xp codes on the ringpulls of the canAnd it kinda just kept going from there
>>24999555>The jews didn't take them from us
>>24999554>that pic is fakeThat image is older than you are, you little faggot.
>>24999561yeah, i've seen it before, and the girl isn't real. she dressed up for the picture but thats not her personality. all fake
True gamer only drink cheapest one.
>>24999560But none of what Lex Luthor says there has to do with goth girls, or them getting replaced with emo girls. Maybe if he was talking about a laugh to turn white girls into ghetto trashy whores but that's more of a modern problem.
>>24999560jews also made monster btw, the logo is literally 666 in hebrew.>>24999522I never drank and never will. Any zoomer making memes with it is certified goycattle
>>24999522Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red is the best flavour and you cannot disprove that.
>>24999564OK that's cool and all but why do women need to own dozens of pairs of shoes? It's not even that she's a cosplayer, it's an inherent feminine trait. And for some reason men of all races started to care about how many shoes they've got in their collection, and how much each pair cost
>>24999522*de-goths your goth girl*
>>24999568>Whorification timelapse
>>24999568she got normified. what a shame
>>24999568How retarded do you have to be to not notice those are two different women
>>24999568It's over
I would drink coffee but it makes my tongue green
>>24999522I don't know but the grills at work said that monster is for stinky gamers as well.
>>24999535You're a faggot.
>>24999574grills drink 250ml red bull.see: james may reviewing energy drinks
>>24999564>The Jews replaced alt music with NlGGER-worship music>This somehow has nothing to do with the gradual death of alt girls>TikTok e-whore 'goths' dancing to rap-music is merely a coincidence
>>24999577All American music is terrible.
personally I've always preferred this as my energy drink slop of choice
>>24999530I fucked on goth girl in high school. It was alright, you'll learn to ignore the bodily odor if you have sex enough.
>>24999522>White Monster_WC
>>24999543Who? never got that far....please don't tell me it was the fat black guy.also i lol'd at Ron being Jewish. Aah yes the blonde haired blue eyed jew always makes me laugh.
>>249995682019 unironically has the most sovl.
How prevelant is social justice bullshit in the modern Goth scene? I have been facinated by the history and the culture but some posters are overtly vocal how it aparently it all actually bogs down to being super inclusive and hecking valid.
>>24999522
only good monster flavor, coming through
>>24999585Impressive.
Monster is owned by two Jewish businessmen. Just letting you know.
>>24999522>it tasted shitbecause you're addicted to sugar you fat fuck. White monster is fine, nothing to die for or that I'd actively seek to buy or care if it stopped being sold but its far from tasting like shit
>>24999522White monster is not good.
>>24999587now release your anger
>>24999570>she got normifiedIt happens to 100% of women. Around age 25-30 they drop all pretense of ever having been into niche pursuits and become part of the womanblob
The White Monster is what they call my penis
>>24999593yeah why do you think trannies always take pictures of themselves with a white monster? retard
>>24999522>why is monster the gamer drink?Ad campaign>white oneIt's shit. The OG black-green is my fav, but one can is a daily dose of sugar.t. 31yo boomer
goths are all gay and fake and anyone crying about them is also gay and fake, no one cares>t. 36 year old man
>>24999525>HWDHeavy Weight Deflectometer?Kinda?I only saw ft fucks drinking it...
>>24999596>goths are all gay and fakeYou mean by default or do you have some kind of understanding of what a TRUE goth would be like?
>>24999594Huh?
>>24999588What is not owned by jews at this point?
>>24999600If you're in the right place, your soul; and this makes them seethe uncontrollably.
>ermm ackshually dis girls isnt goth because muh goth is le 80s new wave joy division victorian and stuff uhhh
>>24999599>he doesnt know
>>24999603i want to plap this boys butthole so fucking bad bros
>>24999584Goth is a post-punk movement, it was always associated with left wing politics since the 80s. Queerness was also always a part of it. On the other hand, you had Death in June, Boyd Rice, all that shit for the shock factor, and Rozz Williams saying nigger in Rome’s Distress but that song is about growing up in the American south with the KKK>>24999596Jesus fucking Christ, why can’t you just let people be themselves and have their own interests?
>>24999598i'm saying "what is a true goth" because according to who you ask, it could be something different. growing up it seemed to be mostly a fashion statement and phase. if you're a grown adult and youre still dressing up that way, i don't really care... but if you're trying to pretend like it fucking matters, thats pathetic.
>>24999606I mean the movement started in clubs, you have to be a grown adult to go clubs where they serve alcohol
>>24999525BWC, you mean
>>24999522I'm more into Dr Pepper, due to warm fuzzies of sharing Big Gulps with my 2 sisters on long road trips when we were kids
>>2499954243yr old hereLiterally thisWednesday Addams Family Values Pocahontas >Inb4 pedoI was the same age as them
>>24999609Barring that, Mountain Dew, as some other anon said.
All aesthetics, trends and movements are gay. We have to kill all that trash. It's time to elevate humanity and stop playing dressup.
>>24999522Do you any of you guys like gothic things yourselves at all? Any of the music? Even a passing interests in the topics talked about in /x/? Like even an interest in the classic literature for fucks sake? Did you at least like Frankenstein when you had to read in school? All this judgment on goths, particularly the women for the horrific crime of sometimes being attractive and being women, no discussion on anything that is actually goth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ishgGyRQJoA&ra=m
for me it's sisters of mercy
>>24999612Lá Vey was the king of fake and gay
>>24999607what does that have to do with now and people throwing a shit fit over the legitmacy of someone's "goth cred"? I remember fellow classmates being """goth""" when i was in middle school(2002ish). like i said, nothing against them but almost none of them do that anymore. i dont get the butthurt over what is essentially a phase/trend or a fashion style.
is anybody else unironically into gym culture too?like white monster, berserk, lifting, goth girls etc.i have little life outside of gym, video games, anime and japanese, and drawing and just got naturally into gym culture cause of it
>>24999615Oh wait it’s crossing him out, fair enough
>>24999617>white monster, berserk, lifting, goth girls etc.the only thing there thats gym culture is lifting. what the fuck are you even talking about?
>>24999616Because they don’t want e-girls and e-girl chasers to drown out everything to do with the scene
>>24999619Zoomer internet meme macho stuff I guess
>>24999620Also, to be fair when you go to a goth club there’s like plenty of people in their 50s-60s doing it for years
>>24999613>Do you any of you guys like gothic things yourselves at all?Yes, I have a non-whore goth gf as well. Women can be beautiful without being hoes.
>>24999530Zoomers haven't seen an actual goth girl in their entire lives. The only thing they've seen are the onlyfans whores pretending to be [the latest trend] to get money from retarded numales. I fucking hate this shit because every time I hear "goth girl" today, I know it's just performative bullshit
>>24999591you must have sensed that your friends are in danger
>>24999620>dress very out of place and attention grabbing>nooo i don't want attention actuallyYeah, that's why I don't really care. I understand the complaint, but the fashion is all that people care about and it's part of the reason it's gaining so much traction again.
>>24999605punk was hard right until ((someone))) decided all the anger in punk was too dangerous, so the focus with goth and emo was to direct all that anger inward rather that outward (depression, suicidal angst, blaming the self rather than society etc).Scene was just the Disneyfication/flanderization of goth, punk, emo all into one, making it unappealing to radicals and was thus its final nail in the coffin.If goth is actually making a come back, its merely shallow aesthetics hopefully and not the self destructive type of goth from the 90's (basically make whitey feel sad enough to kill themselves-emo being the worse offender.)
>>24999624>I know it's just performative bullshitAre you really implying that most women aren't insincere and shallow?
>>24999563That will kill you if you drink that.>>24999555>>24999564Seeing these images triggers my gender dysphoria. But I'm not going to let the negative thoughts torment me today. I can find things to be happy about. I will try my hardest.
>>24999628Most people in general, not just women.
I'm a mango monster guy. Had one just this morning.
>>24999530because the makeup makes them look hot
>>24999627Goth did blame society, it was purposefully trying to shock the mainstream, a lot of bands like Southern Death Cult focused on the grim living conditions they grew up in
>>24999613I love Gothic literature and architecture.
>>24999523>subliminalSpamming 4chan with their awful memes for 10 years is subliminal now?
>>24999580If you are actually attracted to a girl, their musk will send you into a horny frenzy. I mean more than just visually appealing
>>24999571They are all on her instagram retard-kun.
>>24999614Good taste.
>>24999522It's an "adult white male who lifts weights and plays video games" thing. Don't worry, it's not for you to understand. O was drinking white monsters habitually before it was a big meme. Were just drawn to them.
>>747796823yeah i'll concede that. What i mean is, as the decades from the post punk went on, each following alt scene got more and more mainstream and corporate- safe.When i say blame, i mean unlike early punk which was actively hostile in a very real/violent sense, goth became slowly more teenage "Fuck you dad, i won't clean my room!" level of rebellion and basically lost it's teeth all but in style.I don't paticularly care as im an outside observer but i have issue with more the fact the co-opting by leftists of the culture was not instant nor natural, it became more appealing due to it's softening and thus became filled with the masses-some of thos masses being hard left, who then ruined it for everyone/turned people off it. See that pic of the 'girls in male spaces' comic to get the gist.this modern goth seems to be purely superficial and because it makes people look hot in the make-up and gear. The 'point' of what it was has died, which is good in a way as goth was self-destructive in its purest philosophy.
booh
FUCK GOTHS
>>24999605>Goth is a post-punk movement, it was always associated with left wing politics since the 80s. Queerness was also always a part of it. On the other hand, you had Death in June, Boyd Rice, all that shit for the shock factor, and Rozz Williams saying nigger in Rome’s Distress but that song is about growing up in the American south with the KKKThat didnt awnser my question.
>>25002425Rectally or vaginally?
>>24999608no, HWD = Huge White Dick
>>24999522it's a marketing thing.Dr Pepper is the true gamer drink of choice.
>>25008594mouth
