You're an animal, your reason to be alive is to mate with the opposite gender. You are a mammal, so you might have homosexual thoughts, but you also want to mate with a female. Freudian theories make a lot of sense but psychologists don't think it applies to everyone. Anyways, I only know that in the other world I'll be able to marry my ginger princess wife and have children with her.
>>25028951Hey, hows your day?
>>25028951what about gay animalsI guess there’s stuff like geese where gay geese couples will mate with a female then steal her eggs and kick her out of the nest to raise the chicks as a gay couple
>>25028964never heard about this.
>>25028951>No one is born gay or asexual, you're an animalWhen was the last time you met a baby who wanted to have sex?>You're an animal, your reason to be alive is to mate with the opposite gender.It's not my fault that women are absolutely full of shit.It's not my fault that the vast majority of people with good taste in entertainment are men.>Anyways, I only know that in the other world I'll be able to marry my ginger princess wife and have children with her.Awww... You seem like a nice guy. Too bad you are delusional.
>>25029236>>No one is born gay or asexual, you're an animal>When was the last time you met a baby who wanted to have sex?>>You're an animal, your reason to be alive is to mate with the opposite gender.>It's not my fault that women are absolutely full of shit.>It's not my fault that the vast majority of people with good taste in entertainment are men.>>Anyways, I only know that in the other world I'll be able to marry my ginger princess wife and have children with her.>Awww... You seem like a nice guy. Too bad you are delusional.MY LIFE AFTERLIFE WILL BE BETTER
>>25029741>MY LIFE AFTERLIFE WILL BE BETTERNot really. In the afterlife, you just become a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
everything you say is delusional garbage, no idea why anyone takes you seriously, it's obviously a joke or nonsense
>>25029236>When was the last time you met a baby who wanted to have sex?You're the most retarded person ive met on 4chan congratulations
>>25030284he thinks being born normal like being heterosexual means someone wants to have sex, he's autistic btw.
>>25030298We live in a weird world.
>>25030333if god doesn't exist, why are animals basically biparties. remember anomalys don't mean things aren't perfect.
>>25028951>No one is born gay or asexual, you're an animal[CITATION NEEDED]
>>25030333why aren't sees eaten, why do seeds with poop make a tree be born. who would think smth like this, no one?
>>25030284>You're the most retarded person ive met on 4chan congratulationsHow am I wrong?
>>25030298>he thinks being born normal like being heterosexual means someone wants to have sexDo you even know what being heterosexual IS?It's simply a fact that nobody is born heterosexual because everybody is born pre-sexual.
>>25030466Mating with a female is in your DNA. no animal is gay, you humans are the only kind that idenfies with being gay.
>>25030402>>25030426What the fuck?Now I have no idea what you are saying.
>>25030484>Mating with a female is in your DNA.Unfortunately, most women are fucking crazy and the hottest ones all have dangerous STDs.I may have a dick, but I also have a brain.>no animal is gayhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals
>>25030519mammals can be bisexuals, but they cannot be gay.
>>25030402>if god doesn't existFucking magic
>>25030536We all know that you made this thread because you are an armored closet gay, just like Ted Haggard.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Haggard
Overall, Brazil bro needs to stop listening to right-wing internet losers. The internet is full of political crazies who will promote right-wing extremist shit like homophobia and Nordicism and then there's also far-left crazies who think that all white men need to be tortured to death because ... something something meat industry ... something something CIA ... or whatever. It's all a bunch of shit. Instead of focusing on shit from political crazies, you could be thinking about cool things like dinosaurs.Dinosaurs were really cool. Scansoriopteryx was a tiny little dinosaur that could climb trees. Did you know that?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scansoriopteryx>In b4 Brazil dude tells me that he doesn't like dinosaursWell ... you need to find SOME interest outside of this political nonsense that is literally killing you.
>>25031078you don't believe in afterlife, you're a loser.
>>25030333Man started suffering an identity crises long before woman did, not that women's are diminished in any way by this fact, simply that man began replacing himself with machines long before woman was thrust into the modern world. Maybe women have it 'worse' due to the abruptness of their transition or maybe men do due to the centuries of making himself ever more obsolete. I dont think suffering can be fully quantified anyways, like intelligence.
>>25031113>you're a loserDude. You are an incel NEET who constantly suicide-posts on 4chan. The real loser is the one that you see in the mirror.
>>25031231I'm not a loser, I have a ginger girlfriend.
>>25031256>I'm not a loser, I have a ginger girlfriend.She's not real.
>>25031269she's real in the other world. you're just jealous of me because i was a beautiful girlfriend and you're a virgin.
>>25031177>man began replacing himself with machines long before woman was thrust into the modern worldBoth men and women were actually thrust deep into the industrial world. Most of those laborers working at textile mills in Manchester, Lowell, and elsewhere were women, and most of the people employed at ironworks were men.You can find reports of both men and women who died from overworking and due to industrial accidents even from the earliest days of the Industrial Revolution.The odd thing is that women were already dying at the hands of productive equipment well before they were given the right to vote in elections in the UK or any other country in the world.
Her name is Sophia MacFeller
>>25031282>jealous of me because i was a beautiful girlfriendYou're just as much of a virgin as I am. The only difference is that I already got a ruined penis due to excessive masturbation, whereas you're still kinda yellow.
>>25031282>she's real in the other world.Nope. Your anime girlfriend is not real, just like Gaston's anime girlfriend isn't real.https://youtu.be/vfJ5bVgLQCY?si=vk8CNEWhDwcn2Up0>i was a beautiful girlfriendHAHAHAHASo ... you are trans?>you're a virgin.No I'm not.Stop trying to offend me dude. You can't hurt my feelings because you are obviously crazy. Just accept that me and Mexican anon are trying to help you because we feel bad for you.
>>25031282>i was a beautiful girlfriend and you're a virgin.I have a beautiful girlfriend, why don't keyboards preview our thoughts.
>>25031315>HAHAHAHA>So ... you are trans?No, you idiot. I'm obviously not a tranny, you idiot. it was meant to be another thing but i didn't delete the word "was". I hate keyboards.
>>25031305She is a FICTIONAL CHARACTER.
>>25031326A voice in my mind called me Harold instead of Theodore. It was a feminine voice. She said she missed me and she sad she loved me.
>>25031310>I already got a ruined penis due to excessive masturbationYou know that nofap is bullshit right?Masturbation gives men the ability to live independently. Christians are against masturbation because Christians don't want anyone to have freedom or independence.
>>25031305Congrats on your fictional waifu (male) Suckpenis McFellatio.I remember also waifufagging back when I was 16/17-years-old, but I remember I would just write stories about my waifu and then get other guys to critique them. Then again, we'd also do other stuff like eating fast food every day and exchanging lewd jokes.You really, really need a group of male friends IRL.
>>25031316>I have a beautiful girlfriendYou have a "waifu", which is a FICTIONAL girlfriend that nerds have.>why don't keyboards preview our thoughts.Why don't YOU proofread your posts before posting?Like ... come on man. You went to school right? Your teachers taught you to proofread your essays before handing them in. Right?
>>25031325>I hate keyboards.Stop blaming technology for your own mistakes.
Zero progress towards illegally emigrating to america. A million steps forward towards HELL.I opened a business selling tiny glass elephant in the time you've accomplished nothing but getting closer to hell and your inevitable doom if you don't follow my adviceRETARD!
>>25031349>Why don't YOU proofread your posts before posting?>Like ... come on man. You went to school right? Your teachers taught you to proofread your essays before handing them in. Right?Because I have anxiety just like many zoomers my age who right in codes. so words with more than two letters are a headache.
>>25031334>A voice in my mind called me Harold instead of Theodore.You are hearing voices because you are insane.
>>25031362>rightwrite
I'm the cricket in the wall in pinnochio. The one who tells you to stop fucking over your dad over and over again and to do what he tells you...now follow my orders or I will begin to unleash an astral assault upon your soul the likes of which the southern hemisphere has never seen and likely never will see again in our time
Have you even made it to the north part of Brazil yet?Fuck you Sancho. The universe wants to save you and all you want to do is keep sucking dick like some kind of retarded faggot nincompoop idiot son of a bitch
>>25031340>You really, really need a group of male friends IRL.Yep.https://youtu.be/HG3UwIDAEb8?feature=shared
>>25031364you don't understand. she loves me. and i love her! you think we are crazy when we say those things, but we are sane.
In your next life your skin will be as black as your soul and your second coming will herald the end for humanity as your tar black nigger soul dregs are so niggerly and black that a black hole develops from the sheer concentration of human and supernatural blackness and sucks all of humanity into it except you because you suck it's dick to spare you because you're the biggest faggot to ever exist in the universe so you become the black holes bitch and live in this dimension getting raped by it until the end of time...You could have got off with 20 years a brown man and served your sentence and you'd be almost there by now probably. Instead you chose to fuck it all up because you're a retarded and savage wild animal
Basically the black hole is Chris chan and you're barb.
>>25030484>you humansayyy lmao>>25030519>Unfortunately, most women are fucking crazy and the hottest ones all have dangerous STDs.Nah, not most, it just seems like it thanks to social media and the crazies having no filter irl.
We need to refocus to saving the environment again, we keep letting this black hole dick sucking son of a bitch ruin the world. I'm tired of it!
>>25031400>>you humansi'm not a mortal, i'm divine.
>>25031362>Because I have anxiety just like many zoomers my age who right in codes. so words with more than two letters are a headache.Jesus Christ. Kids these days are royally fucked.https://youtu.be/HOD3iUu4aD0?si=oaQNeW-mHoaBoDRA^^^Skip to 4:01"... and I don't care how they spell things on the internet. When you Email me, you spell the whole word out." - Strong Bad
>>25031335>You know that nofap is bullshit right?I posted that pic as a joke, indirectly making reference to people who say shit like "No hymen no diamond" and who criticize women for having had several boyfriends before getting married.If I had to take a guess, it's probably one of those things like the saying "An apple a day keeps the doctor away" that has a bit of truth to it, but if you overdo it, it's probably gonna cause harm.Whenever I masturbate 3 or 4 times a day, I kinda feel forced to masturbate to more titilating content, which is usually extremely well-done and is almost necessarily full of well-defined alluring details.If I masturbate once every 2 days or so, I can be a bit freer in terms of what I can masturbate to.Whenever I stay about a week without masturbating, I can just masturbate to practically anything using my imagination.I don't think nofap turns people into Übermensch, but masturbating a bit less often than usual probably does help so as to be able to enjoy simpler stuff.
>>25031368LOL This Zoomie rugrat even has trouble with homonyms.https://youtu.be/tL-XB8Ff23c?feature=shared
>>25031412You ARE a fucking mortal nigger and you will die a niggerdeath just like Semen Hitler.
>>25031471i'll build a new world for me. no one will suffer. i'm strong.
>>25031412>i'm not a mortal, i'm divine.Holy shit man. You are just becoming crazier and crazier. You are turning into a Brazilian Chris-Chan.
everyone will be eliminated. i'll create another world.
>>25031471We are witnessing the rise of Brazilian Chris-Chan in real time.Now all he has to do is make a badly-drawn comic about his imaginary characters ... and get himself banned from several public places.
>>25031482>i'll build a new world for me. no one will suffer.https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWCville>i'm strong.https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Muscle_bra
>>25031482In that other world, there will be a little ghost walking around, whispering in your ear a phrase>You're a Brazilian nigger.Nobody else will be able to hear the little ghost, but you'll know exactly what he'll be on about. You'll know he'll be referring to THIS life, and how you can move out of the Brazilian ghetto, but you can never stop having the soul of a ghettonigger.It won't matter how light your skin and hair are. It won't matter how attractive you are, because you'll still act like a Brazilian spiritual nigger.People in the kingdom will whisper amongst themselves>Say, I reckon that prince musta been a nigger in past life.>Certainly, he's the rudest and most entitled cunt I've ever come across.
>>25028951I wish I was gay. I understand that I'm unlovable beause I'm short and autistic, but I wish I could have just had a chance in this world.
>>25031517>everyone will be eliminated.Explain what this means exactly.
>>25031289suffering cannot be quantified by counting bodies, although I won't stop you from trying or attempt to convince you otherwise.
>>25032965Suffering might not necessarily be quantified, but can it be defined?We know that women were wives of laborers, but also that they were laborers in many cases, that they supported many early working class movements, that many of the pamphleteers who supported early socialist movements and parties also supported some of the earliest women's liberation movements.We do know that women were economically and politically active. We just know that they were not subject to, for example, military conscription or hired in many heavy industries.We do know that women lived alongside men in these same working-class neighborhoods and that they breathed the same air full of smoke generated by coal-powered steam engines. We do know both men and women lost their sons in the Crimean War, the American Civil War, and many other wars that took place during those times. We do know there were female slaves at work in tobacco and cotton plantations.So again I ask you: how do you define "suffering"?
>>25033800suffering is when we fall short of our ideals, which are themselves cowardice.
Hello my name a Billy Jefferson
Goodbye, my name is human.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce4IzbEQyNo>video related to this threadIDK man, I think homosexuality is just a sign of "high population with no food shortages" in humans. Maybe you should become a geneticist and see if there are any "gay genes" we can identify? I'm pretty sure you are either born heterosexual or homosexual or somewhere in-between but I only have the perspective of heterosexuality to go from and most homosexuals I have broached this topic with have become abrasive or hostile.
>>25039071I should also point out, homosexuality is like 7% of the population. So like trans (3% of the population) it's an "issue" that affects a minority but is living rent free in a lot of people's mind when it shouldn't.
>>25039071Just remind OP he'll never be a guy named William McAdam.
>>25041658STOP REPLYING. I HATE YOU. KILL YOURSELF, YOU NIGGER. KILL YOURSLEF. OAEY6EYOUE9P=KI9-KP]
>>25041676You will never be a hillbilly from Tennessee.
>>25028951From the catelog I immediatly thought this was an "im not gay" cope and assumed the OP's flag would be brazillion and well... would you look at that
>>25028951the universe is build on exceptions; there are no rules in nature
Bloody bhenchod saaaar>>25044646Oy vey
Shopping malls are entirely built with young, easily deceived women in mind.
>>25048275KILL YOURSELF MOTHERFUCKER, STOP BIUMPII=J´JIP
You should wish you were black.
Religiously, you're black.
By the way, next time you post a Swedish man, make sure it's a guy who appears in heterosexual pornography films. How tf am I gonna beat my meatstick if there are no ladies for me to appreciate?
>>25031462Right and write are homophones.
>>25031379So like have you ever been to a psychiatrist
>>25053415Isn't that homophonic?
>>25053431Write and right are homophones because they have the same sound. Homonym as far as I know would be two words with different meanings sharing the same spelling (I.e. name).
>>25031078>is a sparrow-sized animal that shows adaptations in the foot indicating an arboreal (tree-dwelling) lifestyleScansor sounds like a based little dinosaur chipmunk
>>25053448Are you hæmophobic?
>>25053510Yeah gay sex terrifies me
>>25053523Smelling blood makes me nauseous.
>>25031078he is not brazilbro.brazilbro was another poster, the fag you are talking to is called shinji or brazilian shinji.>>25031315if u rlly wanna help himSTOP FUCKING FEEDING HIM
>>25053563Nah, best thing to do is just to post whatever because that way you'll make him see that life just goes on and the world just spins n shid.Be Dionysian. Pee on the snow.
If people get praised for being or looking young, they are implicitly being assigned as an expiration date the day they no longer look like that.Treat a human like a lettuce head - only good if fresh, and you'll end up having to throw it away if you don't consume it once it stops being fresh.Treat a human like miso or gochujang and you will never have a reason to discard one.Treat a human like sourdough bread, and you'll always have to come back for more because you gotta keep the starter alive, but if you keep the starter alive properly, it can literally last for many decades.Don't treat humans like fresh fruits or vegetables. Treat them like fermented probiotics.
>>25029047Like 1/5th of geese couples are gay and their chicks have a significantly higher survival rate compared to straight geese couples
>>25054599>If people get praised for being or looking young, they are implicitly being assigned as an expiration date the day they no longer look like that.IN THE OTHER WORLD I'LL BE CURSED TO BE FOREVER YOUNG!
>>25055229Negrodore, I hope I can this through your head:Not everything has to be about you. The world isn't meant to just serve your petty needs. Stuff needs to exist so that people can actually live and work in this world.You can commit suicide if you want to, but I do not want some guy from Africa or from the Dominican Republic because he got praised for his looks back when he was 10 and eventually grew up to be different-looking as an adult.Call me a virtue-signalling homo if you want to, but I don't feel comfortable with the idea of some other guy, not you, but some other guy, thinking he's worthless just because he's hit the age of 33.If you commit suicide, that's your decision, but I don't want 10 million people to commit suicide over stupid shit people say online.
>>25055251I'll be white and happy in the other world. Kill yourself, beaner.
>>25055282Do not think about the other world like your grandma's retarded little Afro-Brazilian fairy tales say.Think aboutTHISFUCKINGWORLD.Think about people HERE. Think about love HERE. Think about jobs HERE. Think about what is THE CASE here.You will die one day, but there's going to be literal billions of REAL human beings who will live on, be born, and die long after you.
>>25053588no you fucking retard the longer you give him attention about this shit the more he will ruminate on it. just disregard it as silly, ignore him and hell move on.you personally are the sole fucking reason hes still posting about this stupid shit
>>25055302If someone stops giving me attention, i'll move to another site retard. i'll only stop replying till my death.
I wanna be like this in the other life. I also want to be born in a first world country. Please.
>>25055293If you keep saying this non sense i'll filter your your flag.
>>25055302You don't sound very Ashkenazi, judging by the tone of your post. 1/10.>>250553060/10 post. Very unlikely to be Jewish.
I want to be like this please
>>25055369That is not a Jew who works at Wall Street, a Brahmin in charge of a Fortune 500 company, or a high-ranking CPC member.Even in your fantasies, you don't aspire to actually be the one pulling the strings behind the scenes.
>>25055372>That is not a Jew who works at Wall Street, a Brahmin in charge of a Fortune 500 company, or a high-ranking CPC member.>Even in your fantasies, you don't aspire to actually be the one pulling the strings behind the scenes.
my mother will e so sad in the day of my death, but i've got no choice. i wish i had a better life.
>>25055379Posting that image does nothing for me. In fact, a picture of a young-looking child with an eyepatch makes me think he's weak and sickly, and would thus be unable to beat anyone up.Post a picture of a muscular guy instead.
at least shinji was born in the first world, he's blue-eyed, japanese, and pilot an eva. i was born losing.
>>25053563>if u rlly wanna help himSTOP FUCKING FEEDING HIMFor the record, I keep interacting with Brazilian Shinji for two main reasons.1. He reminds me of my own past self in that he is a suicidal nerd with obsessive thought spiral problems and severe social anxiety. If I saved myself then I might be able to save him.2. The world is full of assholes who hate white men. It's nice to get away from that for a while. I mean, I'm not a liberal but I'm not a Nazi either. The real truth is that race doesn't really matter. Sometimes it's nice to talk to a guy who doesn't hate white people ... but he would be better off looking past race.... but seriously folks. In modern Canada we are constantly taught that we need to feel bad for colonialism. Also, American media is full of "White people are bad because slavery!" bullshit ... even though Canada never even had slavery! Also ... the anti-male shit everywhere lately is completely insane. The anti-male shit in the world was already infuriating when I was a fucking kid but now it's even worse! Sometimes I like going on the "bad" parts of the internet because the Nazis and conservatives love to push back the other way. Still, I think that the real truth is in the middle. Race doesn't deserve a lot of focus because people of any race can be nerdy gamer "neckbeards". Also, most of the sex and gender problems in the world can be solved just by letting people have their personal space. Give men space so that we can enjoy anime boobies in peace. After all, women already have their spaces where they can enjoy womanly things in peace. The world doesn't need to be devoured by a single moral ideal. Just let everyone have their privacy.
>>25055562Brazilian Shinji, your ability to appreciate white men is good, but Nazism is wrong, just like anti-white racism is also wrong. Leftism is wrong but rightism is also wrong.Just ... retreat into your interests AS AN INDIVIDUAL PERSON for a while. When I was in my twenties, I loved Super Mario Odyssey and Kirby Planet Robobot. When I was a teenager, I liked science fiction epics like All Tomorrows. By the way, I liked All Tomorrows long before it more recently became a meme.The world is full of moralfags who want to control your life. The right-wing moralfags will say "Have as many babies as possible! Burn all of your Magic cards! Punch niggers in the face! Gun down Muslims! Do as I say or else you are a KEK who will BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY!" The left-wing moralfags will say "If you are a white man then you should hate yourself for being white, being male AND being human! Liking boobs is rape culture! Stepping on ants is murder! Meat is murder! Obey me or I will call you an incel and then rip your dick off!"The truth is that all politics is bullshit and all moralfaggotry is bullshit. Don't be a right-wing political moralfag OR a left-wing political moralfag. Be a thing enjoyer instead. Just enjoy things. Being a thing enjoyer can be hard sometimes because if you are a thing enjoyer then the political moralfags on both sites will call you an "immature, irresponsible autistic, selfish neckbeard incel nerd" but you can and should just ignore them. Ignore the people who stand between you and happiness.
>>25055629world was made for white people. white people are more beautiful. ca. white people are more beautiful tan any other race.
Moralfags: "You need to do what is MORAL or else ... or else I will insult you!"Me: "Shut the fuck up! I'm trying to watch Millenial brainrot!"https://youtu.be/72CRRj92HcA?si=VYWClJRsScVxt7G_By the way, Millenial brainrot is over 9,000 times better than Gen Alpha brainrot. Gen Alpha brainrot is AI generated. Us Millenials put actual effort into the brainrot that we created using Garry's Mod and/or Photoshop.
>>25055705>white people are more beautiful.Are you sure about that? Some white women are fat ugly dykes. Some white men are The Dud.https://youtu.be/awRGKFUcl_A?si=tmNRCmuboDRQS3c3
>>25055737simpsons are yellow, they are chinks. i forgot, chinks are lighter than simpsons. lmao
>>25055750Whatever dude. There are some people who admit that they are ugly and they still live good lives.George "Maddox" Ouzounian has admitted that he is ugly. He once said "No girl thinks I'm cute. I'm repulsive! I'm hideous!" Despite this, he still wrote The Alphabet of Manliness and he made a ton of money.
There are many things I can do in the other world. I'll be a prince with my party exploring a whole and universe. Imagine a snowy island, a candy country, an arabian desert, lunar kingdoms, jungle temples, sakura lands full of japanese architecture, bamboo forests, a penguin island, a space ship, pirate battles, exploring the sea, and more.
>>25055705>made forI have a problem with this exact phrasing because it implies that the universe, or whatever created a universe has a will and that it intends to stuff for the purpose of fulfilling something.Human inventions, like chairs, hammers, saws, candles, and writing utensils have a purpose because they're made by actual human beings.Humans make hammers to drive down nails so as to bring together, say, two pieces of wood against each other.Humans make saws to cut wood so as to make tables and chairs.Humans make candles so they can see clearly in dark places or during dark hours.Humans make writing utensils like pencils and pens so as to record their thoughts, or to make a statement permanent.Nature, on the other hand, is not teleological (purpose-driven). Rain does not fall for the sake of anybody or anything in particular. There is no plan behind sandstorms, hurricanes, or volcanic eruptions.Stuff happens in nature because it is a consequence of previous events.There is neither fairness nor evil in God, only order, and everything happens because there is a necesary reason for it.Although human inventions may be intentional, the aggregate of human decisions becomes increasingly difficult to predict, since people are often driven by irrational causes. Even though test subjects tend to play fairly in game theory experiments, the types of scenarios they conjure are usually extremely simple ones that do not necessarily reflect the variability and chaotic course of events in reality, where reacting quickly is often thought to be more important than taking a perfectly rational choice. For these reasons, large trends in human society are not necessarily indicative of any intention, or will towards something, which is why one cannot say that the world, or the society one lives in was specifically designed or created for a certain end.
>>25055843Write all of this down and sell it as a novel.
>>25055870but i wish it was real!
