I've passed the point of no return. Do you know when that is? That's the point in a journey where it's longer to go back to the beginning than it is to continue to the end.It's like... do you remember when those astronauts got in trouble? They were going to the moon and something went wrong. I don't know, somebody screwed up, and they had to get them back to Earth. But they had passed the point of no return. So they had to go all the way around the moon to get back-and they were out of contact for hours. Everybody waited, breathlessly, to see if a bunch of dead guys in a can would pop out the other side. Well, that's me. I'm on the other side of the moon now... out of contact, and everybody is going to have to wait 'til I pop out.
Just put the cowboy casserole on the tray man
>>25034250The Uzi is an Israeli made weapon
>>25034273I know that already
>>25034250>>25034258>>25034273should i jack off today
>>25034311My fleshlight broke from overuse
>>25034360Why don't you have a girlfriend huh? It's all "cold showers" this and "get up at 4:00am" that, but you're still alone?>inb4 muh doing it for myself
