I'm locked onto stirby's bussy like a precision-guided missile.
What kind of shitty metaphor is that? If anything, you wanna compare an object with a tight hold onto something else to a vise, not a missile.A missile just goes towards its target and then booms. A vise is meant to hold onto something and withstand any kind of recoil or bending forces from outside so as to allow for the object being gripped to be, say, welded or machined.
^ monkey noises; gay spic; did not read.
