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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsinine mortals

I'm not writing a rhyme, I'm lazy and tired. You may all feast on my succulent penor.

I am hungry.
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>i am hungry
would you like some lightly roasted locusts skewers?
i hear they are quite tasty
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Your threads are the worst. The regulars of these threads are the worst. Every single one of you is a piece of shit and I hope you know that. Goodbye.
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also look at miku feeding a spino :0

>>25038917
we are asking for your help
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*kicks down the door*
"Orange slice, sir"?
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>>25038933
That's not just any spino, that's a Mirabilis. Tho its sail is wrong. Mirabilis doesn't have that dent in its sail.
They were described not long ago, they are smaller and have longer limbs made to hunt outside of water.
>>25038908
I'm not a spider.
>>25038956
Lemon slice in honey.
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>>25038991
i tried but u know me, i dont know much about about dinos like u do
but i was trying to find some cute spino's after you posted urs the other day hehe
>Lemon slices in honey
i've never tried that....that sounds so good actually

>>25038956
haiya gon ^^
how are u
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>>25039015
Ofc I know my fav dino. Mirabilis images are extremely rare cause nobody knows about them. Even rarer are oxalaia, a relative of spino.
It's not a real food. Anime invented it and some have tried it and said it's good. You can see it in Kuroko's Basketball. I think it's just lemon slices left in honey and water to sort of marinate for a while.
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>>25039041
yeah u do! :p
well here is probably a the most accurate spino i could find :3
(srry lol)
>not real food
lemon and honey isnt a real food thing? o.O
hmmm i kinda wanna make it real now
seems like such a great flavor combo cuz i love sour, citrus, and honey :D
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>>25038991
I'll brb.
*runs into the darkness*

>>25039015
hey Ears, I'm doing well! Finished off some birthday cake yesterday like a fatty but spent some time with my parents the last couple of days, it was nice! Going to do a big shop today.
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>>25039102
Well that's just really dumb. The sail is on the spino's back. Here she has a 2nd back with the sail on it but the 2nd back would have legs too.
From what I know it's not a real food but some people made recipes for it I think.
>>25039105
That's where spiders live.
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>>25038933
>we are asking for your help
For what? Why are you asking me for help? What exactly do you want me to do?
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>>25039123
*runs back out of the darkness*
"Here's some lemon slices drenched in honey, sir. Ignore any spiders."
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>>25039105
does that mean ur birthday was yesterday? or the day before perhaps? o.O
i had some birthday cake too...on friday lol
whatcha shoping for? just groceries?

>>25039123
im sorry hubbyyyyyy plz dont hate me D:
its nowhere near as cute as ur spinos
for certain im gonna get some lemons and honey and just...experiment now lol

>>25039155
be would like to add your biological, mental, and technological distinctiveness to our own
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>>25039181
Where did u get that from? I don't trust it.
>>25039189
You could just google.. I think it's marinated in the fridge.
I get to do extra work. Gonna be home very late.
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Hiiiii thread frens!
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>>25039251
Henlo hiro
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>>25039189
Just groceries for 2 weeks so nothing special. Craving some pineapple slices in pineapple juice which has been my breakfast for the past few weeks (so tasty). Happy Birthday to you (?) or someone you know! My birthday was on the 19th, I am basically dust and bones now at 38 but glad I survived my 37th year :)

>>25039207
"It's bio lemons and local honey, eat up"
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>>25039207
OMG THE ENDING WAS OMG OMG OMG
IM SCREAMING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK
>I get to do extra work. Gonna be home very late.
oh nooo why's that?

>>25039251
meow meow moew
hai hiro

>>25039277
omg no way mine is the 18th
thats a trip gon
basically twinsies
dont worry im a grandpa too and get made fun of about it regularly
and pinapples are sooooo tasty!
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>>25039277
Hm... I dunno..
>>25039286
I forgot a delivery and these assholes have nobody on standby today so I have to finish here and then go all the way back to where I start working and do it myself.
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>>25039304
do u at least get paid more than 10c to do it? :(
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>>25039313
No, I don't get paid for it at all.
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>>25039264
How are ya?

>>25039286
Hai Ears!
>Pets the cat
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>>25039338
Tired.. my foot hurts.. my back hurts..
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>>25038876
I dont understand this referance, but im pretty sure its based
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>>25039322
so ur a slaveee??? O__O
will u be my slave too
plz

>>25039338
thats maomao the kitty
not to be confused with the person

>>25039354
you have good taste
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>>25039304
*eats a lemon slice first*
"See, no poison, all local and bio"

>>25039286
Haha! That's pretty awesome, birthday twins! Grandpa status isn't so bad, I just need to find a wife. Going on a speed dating evening in a couple of days, mainly to make friends but who knows, might meet someone cool. Did you get anything awesome for your birthday?
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Oh, after reading the thread its not based. Its just glowniggers trying to make 4chan boring. Guess what cumrags, 4chan was always boring so good luck making it less interesting
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Death to all glowniggers
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The pedo elite will die unimaginably horrible deaths
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>>25039364
Sure if you give me food and room and vidya time I'll do anything.
>>25039372
Well now ur dna is all over the lemon.
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Picrel is every person on the globes gut reaction when they hear cia, fbi etc. you sold out. You are pawns of pedophiles for mere scraps of imaginary currency. Have you no dignity, honor and self respect? No vision for the future?
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>>25039348
Poor Mordred
>Hugs and headpats the Mordred

>>25039364
It is a cute kitty.
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>>25039372
hopefully you'll find a not crazy girl like you did last time hehe
never tried speed dating but have seen in, hope you at least make a chillin friend hehe
nope i got nothing and thats exactly what i wanted
just saw my sister, played vidya with hubby
OH WAIT THAT REMINDS ME
hubby got me a video game :3
he's the best husband

>>25039382
>>25039375
we are just bored autists though mister polfag
ask mordred about dinosaurs or trains
he loves to talk about that
ask him what his favorite dino is
(he's the swiss flag)

>>25039408
we uh...talked about that and uhh....i wouldnt mind having a pet mordred :3
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Keep trying to make this site less interesting to users. Like other attempts, it will fail - and you glowniggers wont even understand why. I hate jewsa like you wouldnt believe. Should i one day decide to an hero ill bring as many feds with me as i can. Picrel is why you dont dare to conscript this time and have to use ridiculously bad pr instead. You just know all your military police would die immediately lmao. Kys niggers
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>>25039432
Thanks fren.
>>25039439
You evil slaver. I'm on my way back now.. gonna suck. Luckily the bus is doing most of the work rn.
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>>25039465
im so evil i would make you play vidya all day and enjoy yourself until i came home to abuse you like the evil husband i am
and you would probably be in charge of cooking too
because...well, i think that would be obvious as to why

>>25039457
i could tell you about the roman aqueducts if you wanted
fucking love aqueducts
did you know they spanned hundreds of miles at perfect 1% downhill grade
they even had cement that hardened and dried while it was submerged
these roman engineers were something else bro
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>>25039495
Because you think smearing avocado on everything is cooking.
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>>25039439
If that was true and you were just bored autists, that would have been incredibly based. But this shit is way to easy to see through. You merely adopted the autism, i was born in it, melded by it. Autists would find anywhere but pol to dinolarp. Autists have no desire to conquer another space with autism. They just want peace and to be left alone by normies. If you were autists, this would have been a discord. Suck my enormously veiny dick you pussy ass tranny glowniggers.
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hey
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AAAAAAAAA
I did the delivery but now I'm stuck waiting for 20mins till the next train comes.
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>>25039511
good hubby
now make me some delish ramen
i've had a long day hacking the computers

>>25039539
maybe we can learn a thing or two from you?

>>25039564
hey hoe

>>25039571
PET THE DAMN CAT
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>>25039578
I can't I'm not home yet.
Kitty was MIA today but other kitty appeared. She is orange black and has no tail. My kitties are all cripples.
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>>25039408
"I'll place them over here so that when you are ready, you can take one"

>>25039439
Haha thank you, I've had my fair share of crazies in the past and back when I was super fit and handsome I got a lot of crazy attention. There was one woman I was friends with benefits with and I should have married her but went through some tough years and I don't even talk to her anymore (tried reaching out via email, the only contact details I have of hers, but didn't get any response back so I presume she is happy and well enough not to need me).

How was your sister?
Hubby does treat you well, even if he doesn't trust my citrus fruits!
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>>25039465
You're welcome Mordred!
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>>25039592
orange and black? sounds like a calico or a tortie to me (those are types of cats)
i had a tortie before
they've all had a hard life and are surviving
which is relatable

>>25039617
you should get fit again! im sure the handsome would come back with that
guys gain/lose weight in their face really fast
>the one that got away
yeahh...i think most of us have a story like that
next time! speed dating LETS GOO

sister was good, we gossiped a bit about the senpai (normal) she made me food (salmon veggies and rice) and uhh we watched a nature documentary hehe
he's the best hubby! :D
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>>25039639
Hubby look, she's still here. I'm back at the train station where I start working and she waited. I gave her more food.
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>>25039664
aweeh she's a floofy cutie calico kitty! :D
she's yelling at you how much she loves u and ur food <3
ur so sweet to them
very adorbs hubby
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>>25039702
She recognized my kitty call and came sprinting. She hates 1eye kitty tho. She always hisses at her.
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>>25039719
yeah that makes sense, feral cats dont normally get along well with others unless they are littermates
not always and it depends, like if everyone is well fed and dont need to compete, then they are more social with eachother
environment matters and nothing is 100% but its typical

and uh...i come if u called me toooo :3
wonder what ur kitty sounds are like
purrow purrow
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>>25039747
I yell SIEG HEIL KILL NIGGERS and then the kitties come running. They know I'm a good person.
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>>25038876
when meow ying asks, you listen
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>>25039773
Hi sister.
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>>25039766
no wonder why they love you
thats what you say to me all the time



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