I have to "dispatch" him on my property as per local ordinance.I cannot release him elsewhere without getting a permit.I don't have a gun.My wife is totally passed because I want to kill him.My wife wants me to release him elsewhere after dark.There is a river out back though...What would you do?
>>25049319>passed*pissed
Don't kill him pls.
>>25049319I would drive him away and then release him far from the house. No point in killing it. Don't be a freak anon
free my nigga
>>25049319Take a big shovel and then a trash bag Alternativley you can twist its neck (less cruel for the animal) Your wife is in the wrong here
>>25049319tell your wife you're going out back to release it then kill it and dump it in the trash
>>25049431>>25049456See that pitchfork in the OP?I'm going full Vlad.Fuck it.I can't post pics of it on the site though even though motherfuckers post pics of niggers crucifying cats , beheadings, and straight up murders. How can I proof? Blood in the cage?>>25049369>>25049380these two are women.
>>25049484Post the bloody pitchfork also well done Time to dispose
>>25049319i've actually eaten groundhog before, groundhog liver w/ onions and homemade french fries. MmmI got one of those old fashion crank meatgrinders and had raccon burgers and they were good, and ive been dying to try ground groundhog but ive already exterminated the local populace.Gamey meat tastes way better ground, this isnt fair
>>25049598>no more hogs Time to get buckshots and eat pigeon meat
>>25049484it looks like you live in some sort of homestead, maybe leave the cage in a big bucket or barrel of water if you have one, that way it won't make a mess and possibly end its suffering quicker, where i grew up we got rid of unwanted kittens like that.
The dirty deed is done.>>25049598I'm not eating that thing.>>25049617>picrel>Final Resting Place>Restmüll>bloody apples on top>>25049651My garbage can wasn't big enough to hold the cage standing on end.there wasn't much blood anyway.I did apologize to him before, during, and after.I hope he is happy and cheery in Groundhog Heaven.Maybe I'll get to meet him on the other side.He should have listened the first three times.
>>25049711Based rodent terminator Dont feel too bad about it if it wasnt for you something else would have gotten to him, thats just nature
>>25049932I had to get rid of him because he was living under my front porch stairs, under the concrete, and was eating the acorns that were falling from the adjacent tree like a pig. The deer eat those acorns.>picrel>Opa's pitchfork, the rinsed out cage, and my big toe
>>25049711the wife is NOT gonna be happy
>>25049617>buckshots>pigeon meatup, buckshot would destroy a pigeonFor a small bird like pigeon you'd use #7.5 shot, or #8I don't live in the city so I don't get those chunky city pigeons, but where im at we have doves which are basically a smaller pigeon. I havent tried them but my cousin has, he made bacon-wrapped dove breasts and said they were good>>25049711>I'm not eating that thing.suit yourself, im a curious man and i dont want to see meat go to waste
>>25050542That's what I said at this funeral once
>>25049369I’m with you, fren.
>>25050677>women
>>25049976Did he scream as you stabbed him?
>>25050729No.
>>25049711Don't post here again.
>>25049711you must be a pretty pathetic and powerless individual if you felt the need to kill an innocent animal for the horrific crime of... being on your property. >inb4 moralfag>inb4 womanwe don't get to play god.
>>25051278Thanks for your insightful observation.
You just wanted to kill something that bleeds
Pathetic you want to kill something just for existing you are not God get a life homo
>>25049319why did you want to kill it?>The deer eat those acorns.so what? why do the deer take priority?I dunno Anon I also live in the country and I'm not half as big a fucking nigger brained retard as you. Hate countryfags who find any excuse to enact brutality needlessly. A pitchfork to kill it isn't even clean. I oughta kill you with a pitchfork you fucking nigger with white skin.
>>25051524> You just wanted to kill something that bleedsIf I wanted to do something like that, I'd find a turk, like you.>>25051565>>25051630>>25051253>>25051278Thank you to all of you for your insightful observations lolEven if I called someone to haul him away, I'd be paying for them to kill him anyway.Why do all of you take dicks up your asses?There is no enjoyment in what I did. I hate having to do shit like this.I already took many humane measures during the past two weeks to get rid of him - to the extent of actually chasing him on foot through neighbor's yards yelling like a lunatic with my arms waving.But no. He kept coming back and dug under the steps even after I tried filling the holes (yes, multiple holes) up, and it started smelling like death three feet from my front door.Fuck that shit.If you're not a homeowner with children, you wouldn't understand.The neighbor has kids too, so there's definitely a liability issue.Like I said, you wouldn't understand.Save your judgment for your alcoholic meth-addicted mommies and your abusive absent drunk daddies. In addition, quit jerking off to hentai in the basement.
>>25049484Go for it. Sure as hell don't try to break it's neck - those things will claw through shale rock like a fucking boring machine and they'll do the same thing to you.
>>25052420...and for Christ's sake, get a fucking gun. At the very LEAST, a .22 rifle for situations like this.
>>25051811>would rather take a life than break a lawlmao imagine being afraid of the law, op is a faggot
>>25052420I took care of it like at around 15:00 CST by poking it through the cage.You think I was going to touch that shit?hell no.>>25052430Prolly a cheap walmart rimfire even though I want a nice 5.56 like I used to have. :'(>>25052505how's your mandatory clot shot?
>>25052572nice deflection pussy, just like all other americans you have no morals or backbone.just remember you killed something because you were scared of a law saying you couldnt release it without a permitlmao faggot
>>25052584You have no idea what these things can do.In addition, If I was going to release it, I would have released it into a gay bar, but all the faggots left and went to Australia.
>>25052596>You have no idea what these things can do.so you admit that you are stupid enough that a caged animal is a threat to you?lmao
>>25052615lmaoyou have no idea what you're talking about pajeet
>>25052637I know you are an idiot who is afraid of the law and a caged animal and would rather kill it by stabbing at it while its trapped in a cage.again you have no morals or backbone, you are a pussy
>ACK ITS A FUCKING BEAVER HELP ME HELP ME!Just fucking open the cage pussy
>>25052596>you have no idea what these things can doyou're just like every other southern hick sissy boy faggot that kills animals for pleasure. a massive coward pussy. release the thing into the nearest woods. >b- but... the heckin laws n sheeeit!nice excuse faggot. you're either too lazy to drive to the nearest wooded area or just a little sissy wimp that thinks le governmenterino is out to get you. all in all, kill yourself. god rest that poor animals soul.
lmao op is such a pussy he even ran away from his own thread
>>25052899he'll be back, he just has to go kill some more innocent animals to feel a sense of power because his wife left him for a black guy
>>25049319>>25049431>>25049456>>25049711you are a brown subhuman>>25051278>>25051565he is a weak third worlder including the people egging him on
>>25053673White people, especially american mutts are the ones regularly killing animals for fun and even going to other continents to PAY and then kill an apex predator These fags just wanna feel tough, especially the Austrian
>>25053725americans for sure, even canadians have a tradition of killing seals.
>>25053735Don't act like Europeans don't, you niggers have festivals based around this shit, you use every single inhumane way of killing animals and celebrating it, dogs killing foxes, saint hubertus day, red deer calling championships etc
>>25053769none of that shit is german you dumb jeet. your kind kills more animals in a day by raping them to death like sexless virgins because even your women won't touch you than a white german in his lifetime. now go back to your designated shitting street.
>>2505378595% and 97% of international trophy hunters traveling to Africa are white.
>>25053796you third worlders are making bank out of rich jewish retards hunting animals, not whites. like i said, you third worlders are the problem.
>>25053806So the rich WHITE (not jewish) people paying bank just to hunt a big wild animal aren't at fault? If white people weren't pussy ass faggots who feel good about themselves by hunting some animal from an extremely safe distance then this wouldn't even be a thing, because 97% pf the people doing this shit are white, and btw jews are also whites
>>25053817>jeet sucking jew dick>jews are whitewhat a dirty unwashed golem lmao. likely a jewish jeet. why am i even arguing with a third worlder, i better stop responding to this creature as it is fundamentally below me.
>>25053829>This person is not white ermm emmm because I say soAnd you're such a fucking retard If I was jewish or sucking jewish cock why would I be shittalking white people then say jews are white You can't nitpick who's white and who's not just to have a forced clean image of white people and it doesn't even matter if you think jews are white or not because I said 97% of big game hunters are white, idk why you brought up le rich jewish boogeymen after that, fucking retard pusst
>>>25034513loves animals>>25053836rapes animals
>>25053673You are utterly retarded and I hope you know that the animals you eat didnt kill themself
>oh no OP you cant kill this big rat even though they are icky, carry disease, possibly even affect other wildlife negativley and they hog up your property
>>25053858>killing for food is the same as killing for pleasure or indifferenceretarded vegan
>>25051811reddit
>>25053864Im no fan of unecessary cruelity myself but if some wild animal is giving you a hard time its human>animal
>>25053884you can literally just drop it off in the woods
>>25053886Read the OP post
>>25053888i did, so what? who gives a fuck about a permit. people illegally pirate media, smoke weed, and park their car wrong on a regular basis. he isn't committing murder, oh wait...
>>25051630who said he had white skin? op is brown untill he proves otherwise
>>25053851Yeah I know indian men but that still doesn't change the fact that white people are 97% of big game trophy hunters >>25053860>Omggg it's so ickyyy
>>25053927You people are so fucking delusional it's insane
>>2505396597% of the trophy hunting paid some jeet or African to eat that month and got rid of an animal they didn't want around. Do you genuinely not know how trophy hunting works or are you just being disingenuous?Anyone killing an animal thay shouldn't be killed and it's population is wanning the area is 100% a brown
>>25053976Cry harder jeet faggot
>>25053978Most trophy hunters pay high fees to target prime, mature, and impressive animals like large male lions or big tuskers and not a local animal causing nuisance Doens't matter how you try to justify it, the white people paying to kill an apex predator or a huge elephant are phychopathsYou try to grasp st straws to make it seem logical and a "good" thing, especially Americans, like how the oldest 12 yr old matriarch 1090F wolf crossed park boundaries and WHITE hunters are making it a goal to hunt her because she crossed park boundaries as if a wolf is supposed to understand what boundaries and imaginary lines are
>>25054004The second part os obvious you just don't know how nature works and you're trying to Haye harder than make sense, the first you have no proof of. You can look into the companies that do this a lot of them being African villages and shit and they actively only kill when numbers get too high for there area. Youre talking out your ass.
>>25054010majority of big game hunting agencies are privately owned corporations, often run by wealthy local landowners of European descent, only 3 to 5% of the money paid to hunt goes to the poor villages (humane society international)>They actively only kill when numbers get too high for there area.They bring numbers down by killing a huge male or female that's past it's reproductive age?>obvious you just don't know how nature worksYou keep saying omg omg you just don't know how it works, ok how does it work you fucking retard, are the hunters who actively went after the 12yr old matriarch not psychos?
>>25054027>>25054027honey...
>>25054027>They bring numbers down by killing a huge male or female that's past it's reproductive age?Proving you don't know what youre talking about>You keep saying omg omg you just don't know how it works, ok how does it work you fucking retard, are the hunters who actively went after the 12yr old matriarch not psychos?Sigh anon people killed then for a reason. No one who lives in these areas want a spikeThird I'm not even gonna justify it's just straight bullshit lol
>>25054010>they actively only kill when numbers get too high for there areaAnd this is just plain retarded btw, they set quotas to how many animals can be hunted to not cause a species to decline, if has never been about population management, populatiob management happens ocassionaly with elephants in reserves
>>25054037You're straight up retarded, you probably watched fucking ben shapiro on this topic you have nothing to say
>jeet meltyyou could say he is throwing a shitfit kek. why do street shitters love raping animals so much?
>>25054027Most companies that do thay heavily fund the countries they do it forI'm not gonna educate a brain dead jeet on why it's fine to hunt animals bred to be hunted that aren't wild or contribute to the wild population. God you stupid fucking jeet So yes the only real ones are either by Africans or heavily fund Africans and approved and sanctioned by africa.. so yes by fucking Africa. They couldn't do it without approval of these clunteries / giving them $
>>25054042You're just talking out your ass dude now you're mad
>>25054049Now you're talking about a completely different thing about the animals bred to be hunted, which is also a psychotic thing and only psycho white people take part in it. Its considered inhumane by every standard, forced maternal seperation, taming of wild apex predators, imbredding etc. this is the worst thing you could bring up for a pro hunting argument, dumbass bitch
>>25054066That's only the first part you retard, the rest is about what you're refrencing. I just lost my fucking sonic sprite because I was replying to you. Fuck you.You jeets starting to act like white girls as a new defense mechanism is insane
>>25054066Holy fuck you're retarded if that's how you think it works
it's considered inhumane to shit on the street.
>>25054074How does it workHow is breeding apex predators do be hunted humane
>>25054080Because lions aren't more valuable than cows.It's no worse than a zoo or carnival which india had plenty of. They live to be pet and fed in their early years, spend a majority in a safari, then they're hunted in old age giving huge profits to the poor African counteries that sanction itPlease tell me how taking food from starving kids in africa is supposed to be evilThe idea killing an animal for human pleasure is worse because it's a lion not a chicken is retarded. If you're against killing animals at all you're faggotThey're funding poor counteries
>>25054089>Please tell me how taking food from starving kids in africa is supposed to be evilFuck, you know what I mean
>>25054089>>25054110>reddit spacing
>>25054118Thats a paragraph stirby
>>25054121>one sentence is a paragraph
>>25053895>>25053965Human>animals
>>25054127You're brown, get back to your country invader.
>>25054124The school system makes you guys more stupid every year
>>25054134>school makes you dumbtrust an american who uses reddit spacing to think thati bet you think the earth is flat and they are making frogs gay
>>25054139What the fuck are you rambling about schizo. You not knowing what a paragraph is isn't my fault
>>25054089LMAOyou fuckass retard with the chicken and lion bullshit, killing a chicken for fun is also wrong, any sport that involves any harm to animals for human fun is wrong, bullriding, circuses, zoos, etc, Do you think I'm talking about how I humane it is to hunt wild apex predators for fun and then I go club a chicken to death? Only eating animals who have been raised in a proper farm for meat is humane, I also think kthat pumping chicken full of steroids till they can't stand up and keeping them in little cages is wrong,>They live to be pet and fed in their early years, spend a majority in a safari, then they're hunted in old age giving huge profits to the poor African counteries that sanction itWhich is wrong you dumb american, every species has different needs for their well being, a cow needs a relatively small open field but a lion needs miles and miles of landKeeping a fish in a good enough tank is ok for those well-being but an orca will never be happy in a huge tank>The idea killing an animal for human pleasure is worse because it's a lion not a chicken is retarded. If you're against killing animals at all you're faggotOnce again dumbass fag it's both wrong Go ahead and try to explain how taking away little cubs from a lioness and keeping the cubs in a very small area and treating them like cats is okA animal that has a lot of needs for their well being and these needs can only be fulfilled if they live in the wild, and forcing them into a small space and stripping them of these natural things is torture, they're not like cats where they only need food, water and shelter
>>25054140>reddit spacing
>>25054127Yeah you fucking dumbass if a wild animal is actively hurting a human noone argues the animal > humanBut human pleasure is not more important than an animals life
>>25054145Being hunted and living in giant open safaris for 90% of their life < feeding poor AfricansWhat's so hard to understand living in a giant open safarai for most of their lives You thinking hunting is wrong, zoos are wrong, and elephants being used in circus along with hating the idea of little black kids being fed is exactly why you're a faggotBut please tell me more why zoos shouldn't exist, hunting shouldn't exist, and how you're bleeding heart for otherwise while you stuff your face with the swill they pass as food over thereIt funds Africans and you being morally against hunting falls much lower om the totem pole
>>25054164>reddit spacing
>>25054168You don't seem to mind him doing it. Can you stop spamming because I made you have a melty?
>>25054172can you point out where he did it?
>>25054164>Being hunted and living in giant open safaris for 90% of their life < feeding poor AfricansLearn to read fag i already talked about this, only 3% of the money goes to le poor african kids, and sometimes meat is given, completely fucking minisculeMajority of the hunting fields is owned by PRIVATE WHITE INDIVIDUALSThis is your big solution for solving africa'a hunger problem? It's an exploitative system that does not good in the long run and is just a way for psycho faggots to justify it
>>25054155You should replace human pleasure with the inconvieniance the animal causes Also hunting is fun People who cant kill animals should stop eating meat all together or else its hypocritical I can respect die hard vegans more than people who cry about a dead rat and then go on to eat their chicken burger
>>25054182It literally does no harm in the long run because they're either bred for hunting or they're culling a population problem in the areaIt generates 180 million annually in American moneyIt's a whole percentage of some counteries wealth incomeI don't care about the solution you're just mad it does no real harm other than initial separation. Which boohoo cry me a fucking river. You being against hunting isn't a humanitarian crisis anyone is gonna give a fuck about
>>25054191Atleast the other guy has some points he tries to spew despite being retarded, your point is a screencap of a cringe middle aged woman reddit show, you're a retarded bitch bro stfu>then go on to eat their chicken burger>>25054145
>>25054191You know this fat fuck eats meat, or eats food thay decimates local wildlife population to make it. You literally can't eat food without taking part in some form of interact "hunting" unless you farm your own food
>>25054196Illiterate faggot i already said how breeding for huting is inhumane, is your entire argument doesn't care about animals wellbeing then just say that, stop trying to spin in into some necessary humanitarian thing for le poor african bwabwiesAnd it's not just initial seperation, keeping animal in captivity is inhumane in every measure
>>25054196>>25054200>gets called out>stops reddit spacingkek
>>25054197You would value a humans life less than a animals Abortion= okKilling a animal=murder in your mind I will hunt as many animals as I please (within boundaries of the ecosystem)
>>25054200The food i eat comes from a local farm, we go to get the meat and see ourselves how the animals are kept, this is not just for the animals and if they're being kept inhumanely or not, eating meat that comes from pumping chickens full of steroids and chemicals to the point where they can't stand is bad for humans too
