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>>25058144
This scenario works a lot better for boypussy these days

>>25058144
Yeah sorry bro hoes are far nastier than you could imagine.

>>25058144
she's not in his league

>>25058144
Without the witty segway, thats dude territory

>>25058145
Based

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>>25058145

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>>25058144
>that clumpy dialog

>>25058144
Yes, all the time.
It's not difficult to hook up with a woman.

>>25058144
Yes, they're usually diseased. Be wary of strangers offering sexual favors for free. Especially gays and women.

>>25058145
He better be in her asshole

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>>25058144
This only happens if you're a dealer or a faggot.
The people that produced this know it.
The faggots know it.
The cracked out whores know if.
The only retard that doesn't is you.
An incel.

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>>25058151
Kek

>>25058144
maybe not five, there's the coffee shop, then the coffee, then the walk back to the car, then the drive ba- you're now fucking behind a McDonalds, that's about 15 minutes at least

>>25058144
Women will watch this and get on Reddit to talk shit on men.

Also it's clearly written by some Jewish cuck who got swirlies in high school.

>>25058144
if chad wants them, yeah

>>25058144
I can pull into any rest stop on the NJ Turnpike and get my dick sucked in 30 seconds.

>>25058144
>argument ad porn

>>25058144
Yes. You don't need to be a "chad" either, whatever that means to you. Girls just want to have fun. (Seriously.)

>>25058144
when hooking up on tinder sometimes, but I think it's closer to 15 minutes
>>>/r9k/

>>25058163
Girls actually don't want to have fun. I learned this the hard way.

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no shit

>>25058157
What about people who both watch AND are in porn? That comic needs a 3rd panel.

>>25058148
Women are whores bro, they will fuck a poor bum chad if its just a one night stand and think no one will find out dude.

>>25058165
There is nothing they want more. You can be poor, you can be ugly, you can be short, you can be a drug dealer, you can be a convicted murderer, whatever it does not matter. Show a girl a good time and you're in. However if you are the kind of autistic guy who is obsessed with reddit (but claims to never use it) you are probably not that fun and you might need to change in order to get laid. Or just get hookers.

>>25058144
Yeah, they do, and they’ll even fuck you if you’re totally direct and clear in body language and action. The difference is they will ALL fuck chad, and with you you’ll have to spot the ones that are open and receptive to you. Sorry you guys are too young get it, the internet destroyed your social skills. But all women are just as horny as you are, they just play a different game. Same way you’d fuck any willing huge titted gorgeous blonde, they do, and same way you’d fuck a cool, interesting girl, they will. Women consider being socially intelligent and active cool, not videogames of 4chan.

>>25058161
t. grabs their turbans for extra leverage

>>25058170
>But all women are just as horny as you are
no they aren't. If this is true then why am I willing to fuck most girls I meet but none of them want to have sex with me?
>becuase they're only horny for chad
okay so they're not as horny as me then. you liar.

>>25058169
No you don't understand. Women are so dopamine fried that they want to go hiking alone, or do yoga with other women. Their idea of fun almost never involves men.

>>25058145
can I get that with scrapple?

>>25058144
>>25058145
The upper 10% of men basically live in a different reality than us. Anyways, the lesson in this is that if you commit to a woman who wasn't clearly sexually enthusiastic for you early on, you're a cuck and unironically may as well offer to let her bring home hotter men to fuck in your bed. Remember that it's better to be a literal sexless incel than to be with a woman who isn't actually attracted to you.

>>25058156
The only reason it doesn't happen more often is because most men, including the hot ones, aren't hypersexuals and prefer to sleep with people they're at least somewhat acquainted with.

>>25058172
>no they arent
You clearly havent been in a gym for 5m your entire life and arent that attractive. You just dont know what you dont know.

>>25058151
Kek

>>25058176
I have had that happen.
I have a good gym body but was raised in a decent Christian family. Have had lots of women think im gay for not wanting to fuck them on the first date. Things are bleak out there even if you are moralchad

>>25058163
Having sex with men below the top percentage of good looks isn't "fun" to women, it's actually really disgusting and unpleasant to them. That's why sex almost completely stops for most guys after marriage. Women don't see it as fun and sexy, they see it as a disgusting chore that they need to put up with to prevent a breakup.

>>25058176
Even people who are hypersexual and aren't stupid are at least stopped by the threat of catching something. I'm a porn producer, I've literally monetized being a coomer but I won't touch a girl who hasn't shown me a clean STI unless i've known her for years

>>25058177
I have a home gym because I'm not poor.

>>25058144
If no one will find out they will be a whore like in this scene

>>25058144
Can happen yea if you play it right

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>>25058144
gosh imagine being a woman and getting to suck and fuck big fat chads cock anytime you wanted to

relationSHITs are a humiliation ritual

>>25058173
You seem like your worldview is based on the internet. Go outside. Go to a restaurant. Go to an amusement park. Whatever. Just have a look around in meatspace and you will see that you're being an idiot.
>>25058180
>it's actually really disgusting and unpleasant to them
>sex almost completely stops for most guys after marriage
My wife kisses my ass on command and I am a pale flabby nerd with no muscles, no fashion sense, no grace, and honestly subpar grooming. She also makes more money than I do. So why does she get down pucker up? Simply because I show her a good time.

>>25058182
>Cap
lol, lmao
I do too, but im not the one lying here.

>random glowies pop up in this thread to tell us that their uncle works for Nintendo and they've played Mario 65

>>25058168
I'm reminded of that Brazilian millionaire that fucked a literal homeless guy in her car in her husband's driveway

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>>25058170
It doesn't work that way. Research shows that normal men aren't merely neutral in the eyes of women, they're outright revolting.

>>25058188
Cap? What?

you sound like you're 20 years old or some shit

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>>25058177
This is how women view men other than chad.

>>25058190
Right? And its hilarious to see guys like>>25058172
They just don't know what they dont know.
I was a fat guy in highschool but hit the weights. Lost 50 pounds and a foot off my waist by gr 11.
Fast forward to going to clubs at 19 and having women just come up and start grabbing my arms, chest, and ass. It really shocked me at the time.

>>25058144
Yes. They do it for Chad and would NEVER EVER EVER do it for you.

>>25058172
They are as horny as you, but the difference is every man says yes so they can all fuck chad. They don’t have to fuck you, just like you’d never fuck below a 9 if they all said yes to you, except for weird fetishes you might entertain, which they also do, hence why it’s a numbers game. You’re gonna fit the weird fetish of some hoes. In fact I’d argue women are MUCH HORNIER than you. Like these nasty bitches who have been fucking 100 guys in a day. You can’t fuck 100 women, your cock will give up after 5 if not before.

>>25058191
is a woman more likely to be willing to settle down with a 2 than a man is?

>>25058192
I'm 41 but have full custody of my teen son :P
So that brainrot lingo is all around me.
FR FR bro

>>25058191
Your research is Jewish dog shit. I will trust my old arse experience over your Tinder bollox all day long.

>>25058144
Fathers of 4chan, how does it make you feel that there is a serious risk your daugher will do shit like this?

>>25058187
Every other normgroid claims to be a 5'3" balding Indian janitor who inexplicably drowns in wet horny pussy, but we can all head on down to a local bar or club or festival or w/e and see with our own eyes women swarming only the genetic elites while being hostile to every other man.

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Fastest ive gotten was within an hour but she dragged me back to her place and beat the fuck out of me during sex so that probably doesn't count

>>25058200
if your kid fall for jewish agitprop it's on you
they're instinctively supposed to know you OP and every one in this thread are filthy jews

>>25058200
I dont have a daughter thankfully.
That was my biggest concern. Glad I got a son instead in this degenerate world.

>>25058202
the one I had the most requested was them demanding I wear my uniform while choking them from behind.
Im not even into that kind of shit desu.

>>25058200
Engage in a sex act with a white guy? And it's a form with no risk of pregnancy? I'm relatively chill. My big fears for her are unplanned pregnancy, drug addiction, muslamic ray gun, or killed in a car crash by a retarded boy driving to or from a party.

>>25058199
Your experience is bullshit. We can all go out and experience what women are like and what really happens in the real world. >>25058201

>>25058201
You’re in America. The rest of the world isn’t fucking retarded like you are. Sorry you have to put up with mediocre skanks who require you to be 6 foot 5 and an investment banker or famous actor.

>>25058201
Strawman argument. I did not claim to be short, bald or Indian. More importantly I was not talking about having a harem. I was talking about my wife. I do not "drown in wet horny pussy".
>inexplicably
No, as I said, it's quite simple. They want to have fun. That's explicitly the method. Show them a good time.
>head on down to a local bar or club or festival or w/e
Take your own advice. I see fat ugly dudes with cute girlfriends in places like that all the time. Of course the hot guys get more attention, that's the same way for the hot girls, big deal.

I can lie on the internet too I'm just not paid CCP money to do it.

>>25058181
>I'm a porn producer
in LA?

>>25058144
Sometimes, yes. And you don't even need to be a "Chad" you retards just overthink everything and end up shooting yourself in the foot.
Usually it goes something like:
>Meet a girl in whatever situation like a bar or club or party, ask her for her name, where's she's from, etc. Usually you can immediately feel the spark and you're both doing the cocky cool confident smirking flirty thing.
>As soon as I realize that she's vibing, I'll just directly say "do you want to go back to my place?" just totally straightforward and direct.
>Occasionally, they'll be like "yeah" and it's on. But usually they do a faux surprise shit test thing like "oh wow so you're one of those guys hmm?"
>I'll just be like cool, no worries and then (this is the key) keep talking to her like it's the most normal thing in the world. Ask her questions about herself, then no matter what she says, ask her how [her answer] makes her feel.
>Do that for a few minutes, act interested in her even after she said no the first time.
>Finish my drink or whatever I'm doing.
>"Ok, well I'm going to pay my tab and head out. You ready to go?"
>100% of the time they say yes and we go back to my place or somewhere else and fuck.
It really is that insanely easy. You retards just don't try and autistically overthink this stuff. Girls are horny and want to fuck too, all you have to do is make it easy and low effort for them to do so.

>>25058144
>Do girls actually fuck chads five minutes after meeting them?
Yes I've seen it, and I've seen Chads reject them sometimes.

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Yes. A lot of girls who are self-proclaimed lesbians will suddenly put out when encountering a Chad

>>25058208
Even then they aint loyal.
Its only a matter of time until they get bored, their friends/tiktok put stupid ideas inter their heads and they realize they can exit the marriage and be rewarded for it.
My son refuses to even speak with his biomom, she turned into that much of a selfish cunt.
Until the laws change I can never recommend getting married in the west.

>>25058207
The woman’s clitoris is her brain. You don’t understand this because American women do not possess this organ, so you’re stuck crying about how chad gets everything and you wank to furry hentai.

>>25058206
>My big fears for her are unplanned pregnancy
Noooooo not le heckin procreation. The tv said thats evil

>>25058215
Yeah, the only modern marriages I’ve seen work the woman is religious, and even then there’s no guarantee. I was only talking about shagging the girl, not keeping her.

The real blackpill is that they're faking it for chad too.

Just going through the motions really

Although its nice of them to pretend for a while.

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>>25058145
Does that look like real footage of actual real life events captured on hidden cameras, or does that look like some fantasies some kikes drempt up one afternoon and made scripted entertainment out of?
Take all the time you need to think about it.

>>25058215
>they can exit the marriage and be rewarded for it
So marry a woman who makes more money than you do. That's what I did.

>>25058151
Lmao

>>25058144
Yep we know within 15 seconds if we will ever fuck you.

>>25058212
it's easy for you

here's our experience
>approach girl
>she looks up at you and cringes/recoils in disgust
>ask question
>she acts disinterested or ignores
>ask her out
>get rejected

>>25058220
Are you implying that this kind of hooking up does not happen? Most of the women I have fucked in my life were women I met at work and it happened just as easily as in those fantasies. If anything the scenario where you put in big effort and it pays off is more unrealistic.

>>25058212
Pretty solid howto you got there. Though I must emphasize for the autists:
>whatever situation like a bar or club or party
He does not mean "whatever situation." Do not attempt this at a coffee shop.
If you are unsure if you are in the appropriate venue, look around you. Do you see men talking specifically to women? Like a lot. If yes, proceed. If not, you may be at a gay bar.

>>25058174
Nobody members McNulty, the true cooze hound

>>25058173
>they want to go hiking alone, or do yoga with other women
Women don't actually have any interest in hiking or yoga or anything else like that.
They only ever do those things for 2 reasons:
1. Opportunity to take thirst trap pics to post on social media to get attention from guys
2. Opportunity to spend literally the entire time talking with the other women about the guys they are fucking or want to fuck and guys they have fucked in the past what the sex is like with all of those guys down to the tiniest details and what their dicks are like and overthinking those guys and sex/relationships with those guys to an actually insane level. "Girltalk" when there are no guys around is like the most degenerate coombrain sex-addict gooner shit you can image, but in this weird almost clinical/sociopathic way.

>>25058144
Yes, if you're that man at the moment. Have had it a few times. You don't have to do anything.

>>25058225
You boredly banging another min wage kitchen staff you have to see and smell every day anyway isn't the same as strangers out in society just randomly stopping and fucking especially if one is a slob that happens to look jewish.

>>25058211
lmao no, fuck that kike nest

>>25058145
Why does it look like someone else with Tom Holland's face cgi'ed on?

>>25058180
The majority of women don't really fuck unless they're ovulating, and the horniness they experience when they're ovulating is akin to what you felt during puberty. You felt a little uncomfortable, pretty much anything could turn you on, and you had to almost obsessively hide it. Ovulating/horny women are the same.

The only people who don't know this are incels and weak married men who gave up on their marriage when their wife challenged them and they didn't have any fight left in them so they resigned (literally nothing less attractive to women, btw. The whole mythos around women stopping putting out when they get married is the mans fault. Almost every time he just gave up when his wife got fiesty and needed a foot on her head while getting fucked.) The rest of us men know. You have absolutely no idea how many of womens' standards go flying out the window when they're that horny. Make'em laugh or boss them around and you can see it clear as day. You don't even have to be attractive.

>>25058218
Even then, just look at the incentives. Women are rewarded for destroying their families. Until the law changes to eliminate that, marriage will still be a bad deal.
Mine was a religious Catholic. Because women are so affected by groupthink, while I was away on deployment and training cycles she got in with some trashy women in the base wives club. Before I divorced her she told me my son and I ruined her life. And why? She felt she got married young at 23 and wanted to fuck a bunch of different guys, stay an 18 year old for the rest of her life.
The icing on the cake is she got remarried to an alcoholic tradie who beats her ass (something she claimed I did but I never put hands on her). Last I seen the cunt was posting sympathy photos on her instagram of her bruised eye about 6 months ago.
Absolutely nuts being I gave her a perfect life over a decade ago and she never respected it.
Marriage is a lose lose now until the laws change.

>>25058224
Yeah, that's because you are a brown shitskin.
Move back to India and start hitting on your own kind and you might have more success.

>>25058175
True

>>25058144
Life is better without an incurable STD I promise

>>25058230
>boredly banging
Anon, you could not be more wrong. Couple times I've actually jizzed in my pants for the first kiss with a new girl. (I was younger then.) Trust me I was definitely not bored with any of them, not even the slampigs.

>>25058144
Thats so hot, wish that was my wife so I could watch her and then kiss her after she finished sucking his cock

>>25058144
I understand Muslim's now. Women are so fucking gross, holy shit.

>>25058209
>I did not claim to be short, bald or Indian. More importantly I was not talking about having a harem.
You're missing the point.
>No, as I said, it's quite simple. They want to have fun.
Why would women find it fun to have sex with guys they find sewage tier pig disgusting, which is how they rate the average man?
>Take your own advice. I see fat ugly dudes with cute girlfriends in places like that all the time.
Most men are with women who aren't sexually attracted to them. Women will date a guy just to basically keep him as a pet, then she'll call him her "boyfriend". But if your relationship didn't start more or less like what's been shown in the clips posted above, it means she isn't actually attracted to you.

>>25058239
based we need more of you guys

>>25058234
>while I was away on deployment
Why would you even do this with a wife stupid
Either serve or get married. How did you think it would go?

>>25058241
>the exact same nonsense again
I can explain things for you, but I cannot make you understand things.

Women don't even like sex, they use it to manipulate chad into submission and commitment and when they fail they use it to feel better about themselves.

Fuck a woman and see her reaction and then fuck her next to a full body mirror and see the difference they get turned on by themselves you are a glorified dildo or prop

>>25058144
I once met a girl at an airport bar while waiting for a delayed flight, and long story short, we ended up fucking bareback in the nursing room manage to pull out in time but I never heard from her again.

>>25058220
>>25058225
It happens but only if you're a genetic elite who's exceptionally beautiful, otherwise women aren't attracted to you.

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>>25058145
>no sauce
really?

>>25058247
>only if you're a genetic elite who's exceptionally beautiful
kek. if only you could see me. oh well, good luck anon

>>25058238
Thanks lonely island that was totally relevant to your point and necessary to add in

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>>25058146
Gotta make sure you're up to date on your Holetox treatment

>>25058247
no many great looking people cannot pull this level of spontaneous sex off because you have to be super pushy and initiate everything.

If you've been around the block why would you even want to doggy style some foid in the bathroom and act pushy like some kind of rapist for some poon

>>25058251
faggot
call pedoape a gigantic fucking failure at life on your telegram or discord for me

>>25058243
I was a Christian Military guy and that was the right path for me. As it had been for the past five generations of my family. I was the first to experience divorce. Modern women are clearly lacking in their morals, long term thinking, and impulse control.

>>25058233
>You don't even have to be attractive.
then why am I sexless?

>>25058250
>makes shit up about me and my past
>annoyed when given the unvarnished embarrassing truth
It was absolutely relevant to my point. Hookups do not depend on boredom or convenience, they depend on exhilaration. FUN.

>>25058233
If you show interest in a woman and you're sub-8 then she basically acts like you just raped her. They just hate that men who aren't gorgeous looking have penises and they wish that only chads were sexual beings. It's that simple.

>>25058144
yes, ive met many girls in college who i was fucking the moment we got alone or even in the library and other places.

it was rare to spend more than 30 minutes when we first met without fucking.

>>25058256
Cause he is lying.

>>25058245
Dream on. Men can go for years without sex, a woman will literally drive herself up the walls after a few months without it. They don’t just like it, THEY NEED IT. Sorry you’re a virgin bro. Think outside your box.

>>25058258
way simpler you close the Delaware loophole you throw RapeApe and the rest of the 4chan moderation jail you hang Peter Thiel and Alex Karp in public then you send the purged CIA after unit8200 and the remanent of the rogue faction of the Pentagon who used weapon of war on the american population for israel benefit
pouf the fake gender war goes away from one day to the other
do you think social engineering unit like unit8200 who continually attack and manipulate the US population should be treated as a belligerent?

>>25058253
That's not true, if a woman is genuinely attracted to you then she'll take the lead. If a woman is genuinely turned on then basically you could just say "okay" and "sure" over and over again until you find yourself in her house and she's taking her clothes off. Ask a hot guy what his experience with women is and he'll tell you so. You could even say that if you need to take the lead at all, you've already lost.

>>25058261
They NEED IT because sex and quality of their sex partner dictates 99% of their self worth retard. Its all an emotional game for them not just getting a nut off like we can

>>25058242
Lips are softer right after a woman has just sucked a cock..... so I am told

>>25058258
This is where the social intelligence comes in. You don’t just walk up to the girl you like. You sit and observe, in complete confidence in yourself, and if you’re apt with pattern recognition you’ll see which women keep looking your way, which of those look a bit too much, and which start looking AND demonstrating positive body language, and THAT is the only one you approach. She’ll only reject you if you’re a total fucking idiot in your speech, which unfortunately will be the case for most here, but that’s why you have to do this a thousand times until you figure it out. All of this can be done very quickly once you get it.

>>25058263
>she'll take the lead
Not really. Not a woman you would want anyway. I'm old, this has happened to me only once in my entire life, and she turned out to be a literal coke whore. Most women will not act like men even if they find you very very attractive.

>>25058263
>find yourself at her house
I'm talking about actual spontaneous sex in public like the OP vid.

Not a normal date that ends in sex later.

>>25058157
Needs tyrone.

>>25058191
This is because women are delusional retards that think movies are real. Everything they were mad about concerning unrealistic beauty standards in media was actually more true about men. Brad Pitt is not average. They literally think Henry Cavil is dad bod. It's unreal what they think.

They didn't just rate no men at a 5, they only rated fucking 1 at a 4 and the image was a literal pro body builder.

>>25058264
That’s what your mum told you isn’t it. Guess what, she lied to make you happy.

>>25058261
>Bro speaks truth
That happened near the end of my marriage.
Dumb bitch tried that "choreplay" stuff that was in the womens magazines.
She even made up the chart with rewards on it eg "Do the dishes you get a blowjob" Disgusting.
After working all day while you sit on your ass? fuck off.
It made me feel that she was a repulsive piece of shit and she was.
After 3 months of no sex the dumb bitch tried to hug me and french kiss me. She freaked out when I just froze up and pushed her away from me. Divorced her 9 months after that.
FAFO you stupid cunt

>>25058268
>in public
They are clearly hiding in the kitchen where no one can see them.

>>25058271
your reply doesn't even make sense memflag foid.

Sorry that your entire self worth is tied to getting used as a cum hole by chad

Even in casual hookups if you fuck a woman once they are incredibly emotionally invested in you. Cannot get around it

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>>25058145
as a gay guy i just clicked to see man ass and im not disappointed

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>>25058145
these scenes were written by men. Maybe by men that fuck within 5 minutes of meeting a women, or maybe by men that wish they could. Its not women telling you that they do this.

>>25058276
Yet women do if they have the opportunity. Keep huffing that copium

>>25058263
Most girls don't act like that unless they are completely drunk/high out of their minds. Normally, even if they are horny and really into you, they will be flirty and real touchy feely, but they will still want you to take the lead.
If a woman is being very direct and sexual and aggressive like that, it's a huge red flag because she is probably either so fucked up she won't remember any of it the next day (this is what causes most next day regret rape allegations) or she is trying to set you up for something bad like getting robbed or some kind of drama with her bf/husband, or will come back with a pregnancy scare.

>>25058276
>Siren season 1 episode 1, written by Molly Smith Metzler

The show and script was literally created by a woman.

>>25058279
lmfaooo, right?
Why is this so hard for simps to accept?

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>>25058279
kek

>>25058176
This. I never bang on the 1st date.

>>25058144
Women decide whether they would fuck a guy in seconds, so that's fairly realistic, yes. The rest is just courtship ritual and if time is short, they will in fact skip it.

>>25058266
Women don't send signals except to chads. I've showed here that they aren't attracted to you unless you're very good looking. They only send "indications of interest" to chads. Most men are pig disgusting to women, they aren't getting cute flirty signals from women.

well ima fuckin drink some water n pass out, night yall

>>25058282
If I don't get a nut off on the first date I know others did before me, so I kick them to the curb

If they aren't obsessed with you enough to do that, they could pretend to be at the very least

>>25058144
>>25058145
hot af

The easier a woman is the more likely she has diseases or is drunk/on drugs.

>>25058176
>The only reason it doesn't happen more often is because most men, including the hot ones, aren't hypersexuals and prefer to sleep with people they're at least somewhat acquainted with.
If a woman wants to sleep with you out of nowhere you'd be stupid to do it. You don't even know her, you could catch something, etc.

>>25058267
If they don't do that then they just aren't sexually attracted to you. Ask a hot guy how women are around him and he'll tell you that if a woman is genuinely horny, she'll borderline rape you.

>>25058257
I'm not annoyed by the truth anon, im old and married and hooked up with all sorts before I found the keeper. I just don't need to picture some pimple faced kid making a goofy face and jizzing his pants.

>>25058145
lol, joseph gordon levit. HOKAY

>>25058161
Unpack this kemosabe.

>>25058289
yep basically a death trap.

>>25058193
and its the exact opposite for chad, except chad has no problem fucking pigs to get off.

>>25058181
>I'm a porn producer
disgusting retard
>>25058288
>The easier a woman is the more likely she has diseases or is drunk/on drugs.
this
>>25058286
>nut off
disgusting nigger babble

>>25058144
5 seems a bit optimistic.

>>25058279
>>25058280
>>25058281
shoo shoo street pooers
lame thread

>>25058144
>>25058145
I look like this and do this

>>25058270
I know that their idea of what's average is insane, but they feel that way because they're genetically programmed to only be attracted to genetic elites. They've been this way since before humans even existed. Look up "dual mating theory", it's written into their genetic code, chase the genetic elite of men while exploiting the rest for resources in exchange for tepid sex.

>>25058144
I wouldn't know.

>>25058166
I'm 6'3", I'm fit, white and got a full set of hair.
No woman so much as looks at me. I'm a kissless permavirgin just like everyone else here. It's not enough to be tall and fit. I'm even socially adept, have a large social circle, a lot of friends and hide my power level, but nothing. I'm practically a normie regarding everything social, but women aren't interested. The only reason I can think of is me being unemployed and as a result, a poorfag, but that's it. Otherwise I'm perfectly fine, and still no women.

>>25058292
It's Taron Egerton.

>>25058302
Having very handsome striking facial features is key. Kind of doubt your story though unless you're brutally ugly

>>25058302
You're in Finland, bro, it doesn't count

>>25058303
I don't even know who that is, but he looks like temu joseph gordon levitt.

>>25058166
me in the back

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>>25058144
>Do girls actually fuck chads five minutes after meeting them?

Yes, i can see that happening.

>>25058304
Nah he's just finnish. Nothing wrong with that, but their culture is super fucking weird when it comes to social interactions.

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>>25058291
made a stripper very uncomfortable one time. lap dance was too much for all those hormones I guess. I told her it was spilled beer but I could tell she knew it wasn't

>>25058306
If you've seen Kingsman 1 and 2 and that TSA movie, he's the leads in those.

>>25058144
not 5 minutes but 30 minutes sometimes.

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>>25058311
>TSA movie
I had to google this to believe it was real, they will really just produce anything now, hollywood was unironically better when it was more jewish

>>25058144
Only in a movie retard. In real life you have to take them to Olive garden

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>>25058227
they'll never learn the trick

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>>25058180
Some women are only able to be aroused 20% of the time, others it can be rare or impossible.

>>25058310
That wasn't discomfort. That was annoyance. She didn't get to upcharge you for it and now you're not dropping any bills for at least 15 minutes.
The place already smells like cum and shit 24/7, if coke hasn't already fried her scent receptors the oversaturation will have.

>>25058296
How else do you expect me to collect all the sex I'm owed? The universe is too stupid to figure out it owes me and won't provide it to me like it's supposed to

>>25058274
You wish. Your girlfriend who pretends she loves you will turn the corner and give her anus up to me in a matter of seconds, then go back to you and make you lick her arsehole that same day.

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>>25058174

thats how it works buddy

>>25058318
How does one get into this? I just want to make foot fetish videos and have the girls jerk me off with their feet afterwards. Doable in the current year?

>>25058284
Complete bullshit. I’m nothing like a chad and can pick up a girl in any one of my local bars, with admittedly varying results. Including young girls despite me being old as fuck. You need to stop believing the shit Clavicular or Fresh and Cocksucker tell you. These people are grifters who depend on your mind being engaged with the bullshit they’re selling you. If America really is that bad just move somewhere else.

>>25058144
>>25058145
I hate watching normie mutts breed. Total normie genocide best day of my life.

>>25058212
House, marriage, and children status, manwhore?

>>25058319
When I say emotional investment, I mean they tie their self worth to whatever dick last entered them. Women are selfish and retarded

ESL

>>25058319
H O T

>>25058285
Nice one bro, cheers for the contributions.

Last girl I was with I said "let's do it really quick" and that was that kek

>>25058302
You're either lying, a total asshole, or you don't hang out in the right places. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt: go engage in stuff. Get a gym membership. Get a job walking local dogs and go jogging while you do it. People that have young dogs will pay extra for the exercise and birds can see you're fit. I'm serious bro, get out there

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>>25058157
The surviving pornstars. So many of them OD
But they are like porn addicts as well.
>>25058239
Cuckasian ways
>>25058144
Yes, I’m not surprised anymore. They are more superficial and love looks way more. Stop spending on women unless it’s an escort. Your money should upgrade your looks , style and nutrition.
Literally be fit, groomed and dressed proper.

>>25058327
>Insert coomer memes
Lmao

>>25058330
He’s Finnish. They’re so autistic and awkward it’s awesome, but they’re stuck living in it whereas us normies can just appreciate them from a distance.

>>25058172
>no they aren't. If this is true then why am I willing to fuck most girls I meet but none of them want to have sex with me?
If you could drive a porsche whenever you want, would you ever opt to drive a rusted out old civic instead?

>>25058331
>>25058332
I'd slurp a hundred loads out of my gf's asshole

>>25058325
Yes they do.

To answer for my fellow Chad, 3 children, two boys 3, 5 and an 8 week old girl. House is a 70's custom build on just over an acre with a 3 tier koi pond. I am happily married to a good wife who's very attractive.

>>25058334
What about if I'm the only guy present?
I think the better analogy would be
>would you rather drive the rusty honda civic
>or walk home

she chooses to walk home

>>25058302
>I'm a kissless permavirgin just like everyone else here
I'll have you known I've had sex. Twice.

>>25058144
>>25058145
So this is goy entertainment these days, huh?

Sure am glad I don't know watch anything the entertainment industry makes.

>>25058336
As a Chad, do you ever even think about lesser men? Like do you actively recognize how lucky you are or is it like a person who is born into money and just takes it for granted they can afford whatever they want?

True chads can literally go "let's fuck" and they'll pull their pants down

>>25058341
real chads don't even need to say anything just drop trou

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Anything can happen for Chad, because Chad doesn't ever have to trust a plan. He IS the plan.

Chads pull out and the female gets upset

>>25058313
Brother there is apparently some huge movie about Brad Pitt and saving a dog.

I hear that on the radio and was like... That sounds like the most tired, AI shit to have ever existed. I can only imagine the writers room running the numbers.

>What about Brad Pitt? He's a guaranteed sell.
>Yes, but he's getting old. Who's going to go see that shit?
>Give him a heckin good boy and call it a day. The ai says everyone loves heckin good boys.

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>>25058313
"Sorry sis but the party and I already decided my fat-faced daughter is next in line"

>>25058144
When I was in high school, I was talking to this hot Puerto Rican girl for a few weeks. We never kissed or anything, just was getting to know each other. One day, after school, my boy (who was a 6'1 Dominican Chad) came up to me and said, "Hey bro, you know Rosie? The girl you've been talking to? Well I met her two nights ago, and I fucked her in the back of her truck that same night." I couldn't believe how easy it was for him to smash, while I was thinking we were taking it slow and just feeling each other out. Thankfully I wasn't crazy about her or anything so I just kinda laughed it off, but it really opened my eyes to the reality of how easy it is for women to break all their rules when it comes to really tall and good looking men.

>>25058144
I hooked up with a girl from Facebook Dating. I asked her if she was married or had a boyfriend. She told me no. That she just broke up with her baby daddy. She sucked me off like a pornstar, swallowed my cum and bounced on my dick, I came inside. So I got two nuts from her. I check her Facebook and she's back with her baby daddy a week later. I check her baby daddy's page and I see he's a good dude, a responsible father, and he's actually better looking and he has a better build than me.
Women are demons.

>>25058292
>joseph gordon levitt
>>25058306
That guy is jewish

>>25058212
Lies, it happens but not to you

>>25058144
Women are truly degenerates. Absolutely ruined media.

>>25058330
And don't forget to be confident and give her a firm handshake.

>>25058151
I am 6’9” and while faces are a bit more subjective, I regularly get compliments on my looks.
I found from late teens to early 20s, I would have black women mobbing me in the hallways at school and for years I never had to ask a white woman out because they would find excuses to approach me or message me. Even going so far as to pretend to want guitar or Spanish lessons, and later in life, financial advice as an “excuse” while black women don’t feel they need an excuse and just mob around you, sexually harassing you.
I found this largely goes away in late 20s, early 30s especially now that tinder exists.
Even good looking men are replaceable now due to dating apps if you aren’t rich and don’t have the charisma of a stand up comedian.
So while there is truth to what the incels are saying, I do think that it’s a bit outdated. Now being a Chad is the minimum and you have to put in effort still unless you have fame, money, or status
>>25058163
The numbers game has always worked, but it requires having almost sociopathic levels of detachment/dark triad traits. Any normal person gets demoralized by constant rejection, and the reward of it sometimes working doesn’t undo all of that.
However I will say that while an ugly dark triad has a harder time getting his foot in the door like me, a sensitive physical “Chad,” he is better at keeping women around and controlling them than I am.
Considering after 6-7 months, your height and attractive face become taken for granted when the hormones die down, and you get cheated on with a downgrade, especially if they have dark triad traits, and often extremely mistreated by the woman until she gets bored or you get tired of dealing with it

>>25058282
>I never bang on the 1st date.
Most girls today have a "rule" that if the guy doesn't at least try to fuck on the first date, they won't go on a second date with him.

>>25058353
>keeping women around
mistake numero uno

>>25058169
You have it backwards, they don’t date men in spite of these things. They enjoy being abused and men who are abusive tend to overlap with the things you mentioned.
They will still favor the Chad in the beginning, but to keep a woman around you have to dance the line of abuse.
I really, really wish this were not true, I considered every other possibility when going over my dating history, but it’s just sadly the truth. In fact, I would have dozens of options and women that chased me for three years that would still start treating me like shit and lose interest around 6 to 7 months. It was such a tight timeframe that never really changed that there’s almost no way that I haven’t identified a pattern. Meanwhile when I started treating women like shit, only then did they stick around.

>>25058320
God, I love this show and might have to watch it again.

>>25058144
Yarp

>>25058144
from personal experience, yes,
those bitches shouldn't have let me hit that but they did

>>25058144
I fuck girls 5 minutes after meeting them (I am a street alley rapist)

>>25058292
No one gives a fuck about that has been you tard. He was marginally popular like 10+ years ago. Only millennial whores liked that gay and thats not even him to boot
what a failure of a post

>>25058345
Brad Pitt is still going eh? His absolute best work was in Burn After Reading and that was 20 years ago
>>25058346
HEY RIRRU KIMMY
>>25058353
>>25058356
>numbers game
Not really what I am suggesting
>They enjoy being abused
>you have to dance the line
Completely true, but go too far over that line and you will end up in prison. Spanking her and throwing her around and rubbing it in her face is all fun n games, but it's very important to remember it's a game and treat it as a game or the game will be over.

>>25058355
Sadly if you want more than one kid, while not just being a deadbeat Tyrone with nothing to lose and no job crashing on couches, that’s what you have to do. The alternative is one kid that the woman then leverages against you in court and steals your paychecks from them on.

>>25058144
Not political but mods will ban if you report the thread, so fuck you OP you flaming faggot.

>>25058362
I’m not really talking about that. I’m talking about strategically using the cold shoulder in the same way gambling addicts people, being intentional about every word and action to never be vulnerable (in a way that’s totally unfulfilling and pointless unless you want kids) and keeping her jealous and insecure.
I’ve done these as an experiment but it’s mentally taxing to keep up and totally unfulfilling.
I’m planning on just going to become Mennonite once I save up for a family so I can be a human with a woman and not have to do this forever just to have kids . In the meantime if I find some autistic woman who is a rare exception, then cool

>>25058201
i'm a 5'7 broke (ex)druggie and i've never had a problem getting pussy or relationships
you're just pathetic

>>25058212
>As soon as I realize that she's vibing, I'll just directly say "do you want to go back to my place?"

majority of us still live our mom tho

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>>25058144
>>25058145
Am I the only one who feels really uncomfortable watching this? I don't even know why and I can't explain it, it's not cringe but it makes my stomach turn and makes me want to look away and forget what I just saw. Why is this?

>>25058144
Back in 2018 I went on my first Tinder date and unzipped my dick within 10 seconds of the woman opening her apartment door. She just got in her knees and blew me. Had a few other Tinder/OLD hookups where my dick was inside them within 19 minutes to one hour. I had an OLD gf that traveled to meet in another country. Within one minute of us going to my hotel room, I felt how dripping wet she was and took off her clothes. Then I unzipped my dick. She blew me for one minute before saying she wants me dick in her pussy.

Am I a Chad?

>>25058365
>totally unfulfilling
Yeah it sounds like it, sounds fucking miserable
>going to become Mennonite
Good plan, they are good people in my experience, I hope you get that family. As for me I think I got the autistic woman, my wife brought more retro consoles to the table than I did.

Isn't that normal?
Do you guys have to pay for dates or something?

>>25058220
Everybody understands it's from a show you idiot

>>25058144
>are girls spoiled assholes who have no concept of boundaries and think of men as invisible, atms or dildos?
Yes.

>>25058366
I’d be willing to bet almost anything you are either a prettyboy or have dark triad traits that most people can’t have or society would collapse. Or both.
These are the only exceptions I have ever seen to the looks money status hypergamous hierarchy.
But it still fits in, considering that dark triad traits, just trick a woman’s brain and to perceiving you as having status, even if you don’t, as from the female perspective, conversational dynamics with dark triad traits look very similar to a ceo talking to a random McDonald’s cashier.
But again, if everyone were like this, there would be No way you could have a high trust society or a tax base. So the idea that women are the ultimate eugenicists is just flawed.
Maybe for a hunter, gather society, but not for a modern industrial one.
I say this as a 6 foot nine attractive guy by the way.
It’s just what I noticed based on my dating history, that of my friends, and what I’ve seen in studies

>>25058289
>>25058294
Are you guys ugly?

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>>25058144
>Do girls actually fuck chads five minutes after meeting them?
A lot of them do. Especially back in the late 2000's. My personal best was one hour. Used to party and fuck around all the time - had a blast. The only thing that's changed since then, is it's much, much, harder to be that guy these days. Part of it is women's standards are far greater than they used to be, but also age - you get older, things change. Seems like dating was never really meant to be something you did after 30, it's a youngsters game.
All the chicks I dated and seriously wanted to marry, either cheated on me, or moved away for their careers. Had about three or four solid females, until they weren't.
Now? Been single for like seven years? Last girlfriend moved across the country after she got her PhD, and that was that. Went back to dating...Last chick I was seeing, ended up being a raging feminist, and easily the least attractive chick I ever saw on a regular basis. I gave her the benefit of the doubt, but after three months, I didn't even want to be around her. Before that, I had one dinner date each with two chicks, one clearly wasn't over her ex, and the other, really just wanted free dinner and therapy. It's a "no mans land" out there. I might give it another shot in the future, but for the past couple years, I've taken a break from all that to focus on myself.

>>25058357
Hoe embarassing. That show as 90% niggers and wahmen and nigger wahmen. Embarassing to out yourself as a nigger-loving beta, a simp, a normie, and a retarded NPC all at once. are you gay too?

>>25058375
If anything my comment should suggest otherwise. Ugly guys are more likely to take anything coming their way. Or is logic inverted down under?

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>>25058368
I haven't watched whatever show this is, but judging by the smash cut editing, lighting/grading and writing, you're probably not supposed to like it. They're deliberately cutting out the transition from sexy quip or whatever to actual fucking because that portion would probably make things feel more human. Instead you just get straight to the mechanical mutual masturbation fucking. They're also keeping the camera somewhat distant and flat so it feels less like a roller coaster of excitement and more like watching animals at the zoo.

Compare and contrast with any straight romance or romantic comedy; how they would write the prelude to a sex scene, which parts you'd see and which parts you wouldn't, how bright and warm the colors would be, how close and intimate the camera angles would be, etc etc. How different would it feel if either of those women had so much as smiled?

There's an unfortunate amount of shows that present sex this way now to be more "mature" or more like Girls.

how come these "hetero" sex scenes always show the dude's butt, but never show the girl's butt or boobs?