Proof that all you need to get a gf is to have your shit together
crushed by a what?
>>25060751his shit is certainly all together in a bagnow if only he had a penis for his gf
>>25060752his girlfriend, clearly. just look at that smirk
>>25060753She'll get that around the corner, where he isn't able to follow.
>>25060752A v0-3fb99hbnhiaa1.
I would crawl off the nearest cliff. It would look like somebody dropped a chicken nugget off of a rooftop, but at least I would die.Fuck that. No dick, no legs, only your left non dominant hand left, shitting in a bag? The doctors deserve death too for not even saving a stub of a dick
>>25060751Looks like a hemicorporectomy. I have great respect for people who endure these very debilitating conditions and remain positive. Remember how fortunate you are to have a fully intact body, anon.
>>25060753he can peg her!
>>25060755what, no skateboard?>>25060759god damnit naamloos
>>25060751What's he up to these days?
>>25060757It double sucks, because he is young. Like holy shit, that is worse than a life sentence. Now he has to endure the next 50 years for zero reward.
>>25060751How the fuck can he still be alive with half his body missing?
>>25060763you can lose a shocking amount of your body and still live with modern medical techhe's still got all his major organs it seems, only thing he's really missing is waste expulsion but, that's what the bags are for
>>25060763the vital organs are all intact (brain, heart, lungs, liver, and kidneys)
you also apparently do not need a large portion of your brain and can go through life with huge sections absent and never realize itreally only one small section of it anyway that keeps you alive controlling automatic functions like breathing and heartbeat
>>25060758>stay positivehe's still high as fuck on medication at the hospital. this nigga will be over it in six weeks.
It's the parents I feel sorry for the most. They're gonna have to take care of him for the rest of his life.
>>25060762nah, Canada has MAIDs and if he's in the US blue states are talking about adopting assisted suicide now
>>25060766>how much memory does this computer have?
>>25060752He was driving a forklift without certifications and tried to jump out as it was tipping over. The fork of the forklift severed his lower body and right arm.
>>25060751That's a nice bed. Must have cost him an arm and a leg.
>>25060767Some people are very strong-willed in ways that aren't apparent until they're sick/dying.
>>25060751His shit is dripping, though.
I;ve had plantar fasciitis in my right foot for the past 18 months and thats basically the same thing as whatever this guy is going through. Where is my big titty gf?
>>25060751In the future we will have fully functional artificial limbs and body reconstruction so he will be fine in the next 20 years. He just gotta hold on and volunteer for clinical trials.
Expected OP to be polish desu
>>25060766If you are missing your whole brain you will never realize it.
>>25060751How to use this?
>>25060751>shit togetherin a colostomy bagalso this guy has no dick and disability benefits that some girl would love to get her hands on he'll be getting cucked left and right
>>25060751>>25060771At least he’s not a brown third worlder.
I can almost guarantee his gf left him by now.
>>25060751Reported for full frontal nudity, this is a SFW board...
>>25060751He can give head, this will be his obsession, swallowing loads.
>>25060751bruh if I lose my dick just kill me bro. Let me die.
>>25060757I hope that in 100 years or so, the current Western morality that you have to live no matter what no matter how miserable you are (to the point that you will be put in a psych ward in a padded room for attempting suicide and made to feel even worse) will be seen as as morally abhorrent as bronze age morality we encounter while reading written works from antiquity.
>>25060767It's been 4 or 5+ years since the accident anon
>>25060751>>25060752>>25060785
>>25060751>crushed by a forklifta fitting fate for a wage cattle
>>25060751https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM8bTdBs-cw
>>25060751He still has two holes you can fuck so sex yes even sex with a woman is not out of the question I know several cisgendered women who like to fuck men in their holes
You act like its over for him when really hes just begging for a pegging
>>25060751why ? just let him die porr fucker .. who wants to live as a human nugget ?
>>25060792peg his stoma ?
>>25060793so I can fry him and dunk him into a barrel drum of ranch
>>25060751He's still doing pretty good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_wM_gs7t84
>>25060751no dick...what a faggot
>>25060771should have logged more hours playing forklift simulator
He could become cyborg centaur if he wanted to. The tech is here.
>>25060751we can rebuild him, we have the technology
>>25060751How do they close him up fast enough for him to not die of bloodloss.
>>25060751How is he smiling? I wouldn't be smiling in that situation.
>>25060766This is probably what my brain looks like
>>25060751See, this is why I have no sympathy for you losers. All you have to do is be yourself bro. This guy is half his self and even he gets a girlfriend.
It's interesting how normies always love looking at sad fates like this guy and they always say it's "so inspiring!" - I think what they actually mean is that "thank fuck I'm not him! I love life, it's so inspiring to see how well I have it all compared to THAT guy!".Fucking pathetic faggots. Fuck I hate normies so much.
>>25060751That Time I was Reincarnated as a Torso with no Benis
>>25060806Must be peaceful living without balls though.
>>25060751>>25060758This happened a few years ago and was posted on /pol/ constantly. He was operating a forklift on a bridge that was under construction but still open to traffic. According to him, a speeding car came at him, and he swerved to the side to evade. The forklift rolled down the embankment and crushed him because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt. Doctors brought him out of induced coma, so he could say goodbye to his family and girlfriend. He was advised to stop life support, because his chances of survival were low and the quality of life would be terrible, but he demanded to be kept alive. The girlfriend left him shortly after, and I have no idea how he is doing now.
>>25060751Why do nugget people always seem so happy? Is there something special about becoming a chicken nugget?
>>25060808>>25060796Guess he's still soldiering on.
>>25060808That would suck but idk... I can understand why he'd want to live. Life is pretty neat. And thinking about it right now in this instance, having only one hand on top of no lower half would suck but you only get one life and I like it, even if I just lived off ss disability I could still read and talk and be alive. I mean, it would fucking suck, and I'd try not to be a burden to other people, maybe a gofundme or a jew lawyer could help me get some court money, but still idk, as long as I wasn't a burden I'd like to live and see how things turn out. It's a neat thing, I really like living and being alive.
>>25060796Glad he's doing okay.
>>25060775>I;ve had plantar fasciitis in my right foot for the past 18 monthsFuck me too, how old are you, anon? I'm 35
>>25060803My brain looks like that, and it does...forget it.
>>25060811>I'd try not to be a burden to other people, maybe a gofundme or a jew lawyer could help me get some court moneytaxpaters aren't people?
>>25060811Yes I can understand not wanting to let go especially when you are that young.
>>25060808>The girlfriend left him shortly after, and I have no idea how he is doing now.huh? they're married and they have a popular channel on youtube
>>25060799that was my thought too, or maybe some tank tracks
>>25060817It seems you are correct and anons were just making shit up. I should have known lol.
>>25060771Yeah because it takes a fucking genius to be certified to use a forklift..That's called sarcasm you autistic retard
>>25060786It will, the issue with that is it will be weaponized by corporations and governments somehow and turned into a for-profit scheme. That is why we should tread lightly and deal with each case individually.
>>25060771>tried to jump out as it was tipping overThats the one thing you don't want to do when a forklift tips
>>25060751He’ll only ever be half the man he could be.
>>25060811That's because you haven't been through enough pain yet. Enough mental anguish or physical anguish. Coupled with not having enough experiences in life. Once you fuck enough women, party enough, travel enough, do enough things and play enough video games and learn enough, it gets pretty stale.
>>25060809Well they have nugget porn that's about it. But he doesn't have a dick so nothing's going to happen there. At least I hope not. The funny thing is you can tell that his parents are retard MIGA just by looking at him. Instead of coaxing him into a better job they were probably proud of him for being a forklift driver.
I admire him. He doesn't need or want those legs and arms. He is disgusted by the weakness of his flesh. He craves the strength and certainty of steel.
>>25060771>The fork of the forklift severedno it was the rollcage thing or whatever that houses the person inside it and is there to protect them if it falls over. he probably didnt expect that part to be so heavy, which it is mainly because of the overall weight on the lower side which is to keep it from tipping in normal cases. he was trying to use i ton a hill or some shit and wasnt trained on how to use it at all. working for some boomer
>>25060773or they just arent able to comprehend it
>>25060751how does he poop?
Damn this pic is like 7 years old. What’s he up to these days? I just remember he got pussy afterwards.
>>25060771>driving a forklift without certificationsServes him right
>>25060766his brain isnt missing its just compressed
>>25060824sounds like you blew out your dopamine receptors and got oldtake acid or something
>>25060813i had that too it turned out i was just spending a lot of time standing on my toes
>>25060831Quiet bongfag. It's not even hard to use a forklift. That being said I hope the Boomer that made him do that shit for the job gets Jewed. Also, the parents should be ashamed of themselves for letting their kids do this kind of work. You're not mature enough at 18. Let's be realistic.
His flesh maybe faking that smile, butI can see his soul begging for sweet release in his eyes.
>>25060830i checked up on him a year or two ago and i think i saw that he was talking about trying to quit smoking or something and seemed like reality had really fully set in. initially he was all smiles probably high as fuck on opiates for months and then coming off that to the reality was probably a nightmare
>>25060833Nope. No drugs, no alcohol. I enjoyed those in my youth but that's not a way to live life. I did get old I'm 38 now and have had enough experiences. You too shall feel the same eventually. Especially if you've ever had any near-death experiences with health problems. You are in for a fucking wild Ride of misery the first time it happens. Trust me dude, life gets old and more miserable and painful as it goes on. Memorize this post because it's going to come back to haunt you that some random fucking chode on 4chan warned you about it.
>>25060838You are a faggot. They should remember that also.
>>25060787yes, so everything has grown back
>>25060838you dont get it, psychedelic drugs are basically useless for young people beyond being fun. once you get older they create the neuroplasticity that makes you able to learn and enjoy new things like you're young again, and improve your overall health by accepting the cards youve been dealt and learning how to work around them or actually grow past it in a sense. it makes you much more open to change which gets a lot harder when you age>Especially if you've ever had any near-death experiences with health problems.4 weeks ago i was in a motorcycle accident and nearly died but i fixed myself up without even seeing a doctor
>>25060751apparently, it's a plastic bag and adhesive, keeping his shit togetherjustsaiyan.tiff
>>25060799>we can rebuild him >we have the technology what a time to be alive
>>25060751this guy was on a podcast recently and it is kind of fucked up how unbothered he is by this entire thing happening to him like he's just totally ok with it, is that a sign of low iq or whatlike i had a crippled dog growing up and just was happy as can be bc she didn't know she was a cripple
>>25060758>positiveHe's on fentanyl
>>25060771Forklift certifications literally don't exist. There is only company qualified retards.
>>25060751at what point do you just let someone poop in your mouth?
>>25060775you have to massage it out, stretch out the calves, and do other shit to fix it. and then once it’s fixed tou have to keep on top of it or it can develop again.
>>25060824Preach. Try losing a close loved one like a child and trying to go on.
>>25060751Holy shit, it's real.https://metro.co.uk/2020/11/24/teenager-decides-to-amputate-bottom-half-of-his-body-13648875/>>25060752See article link above, tl,dr he was driving a forklift, a car forced him off an embankment, and the forklift fell on him and crushed his lower body
>>25060761About two foot eleven.
>>25060766>you also apparently do not need a large portion of your brainbut enough about Democrats
I wonder if this nigga ever gets horny anymore. Surely some test shots (to compensate for missing testicles) would make a nigga horny? How do you jack off with no dick?
>>25060751I would be furious at whoever "saved" me
>>25060853phantom dick
>>25060751She's in it for the attention.Watch their latest videos, he wants to die and she keeps recording everything for clout.
Have you turbo losers considered that 'having a girlfriend' is a lame and gay ambition with no worth or merit?When you kiss her on the mouth, remember all the cocks from other men she have had in there.
>>25060761https://www.youtube.com/@SabiaandLoren/videosBunch of sad gits in this thread not having gone through extreme difficulties and finding the blessings of the spirit
>>25060825>MIGAlol you leftist cucks still are absolutely mindbroken to suggest that
>>25060819kek.Of course, expected nothing less.
