There are obvious pedophiles on both sides - the further out you go, the more obvious they get. A Danny-Elfman-looking-pre-op's love for veal doesn't negate PeDonald's. Stringing Orange Julius up for his sins won't absolve the blue-haired left of theirs.
Let me know when you guys grow out of this compulsive lying phase. I'll be back for any growth that follows as long as it isn't another brain tumour.