I just found out I'm jewish.What should I do?
>>25069430Being a Kike is a choice, not a fact of life.
Sign up for the Jewish Gibs programs.
>>25069430repent and be baptized
>>25069430Start a record company with rather suspect contractual agreements towards the artists.
>>25069430apologize
>>25069430Convert to Catholicism or rope
Start a podcast and make money. Let the goyim deal in the real world.
>>25069431>>25069430Kys kikes
>>25069430accept christ and convert
>>25069433Yeshua rapes kids
>>25069430settler colony, fast sell everything you own, bring money and soul
>>25069433Don't listen to the tsani tranny op,the only hope for you is to be over bearing on normal morality,never lie to other ,never steal like a nigger ,always be brave in the face of confrontation
>>25069433>>25069439These. Lots of Jews followed Jesus. You're fully capable. Ignore this >>25069440 child rapist.
>>25069430How'd you find out? Slam your nose in the door?Haha. Just kidding.If I were you I'd start a centre-left general interest podcast.
>>25069430Infiltrate and disrupt kike operations
>>25069430Go to israel and be a neet.
>>25069430>What should I do?check your foreskin.grow it back to spite your parents
>>25069430Adopt Jewish clothing and mannerisms. Study Hebrew. Acquire dual citizenship from Israel and move there. Make connections and acquire vast amounts of wealth. Find an Israeli wife and get khazar milkers in your face every night. Be happy.
>>25069446what keeps you up, freund?3:45am
>>25069449Ghosts.Place is fucking haunted.
>>25069430I found out my gf was Jewish and I plapped her cute redhead Yiddish pussy so hard little bagels came out her jussyShe's the best lover ever and good with money extremely high IQ and the tightest smallest pussy ever sex with her feels amazing Fuck the idiots who passed her over because she's small and full of rizz actually naw thank them hahah
>>25069433>repent and be baptizedExhibit A. Of why Christtards must be the first against the wall on the day of the rope. Jewishness is not a religion it's DNA you retarded fuckstain.
>>25069444For fuck sake.
>>25069453Kek
>>25069452you are expressing a very jewish resentment.
>>25069444>>25069453My gf has a small European noseAlso kek lol
>>25069430I don't have any suggestions that aren't a violation of global rule 1. But, if you can imagine the obscenest fedposting you've ever read, make it twice as bad, and make sure you stream it.Naturally I'm saying in Minecraft. Or just kill some Palestinian refugees, because apparently you guys are off the hook for committing a genocide. That's funny. It's like the opposite of that other thing. Or look into gene therapy.
>>25069430>I just found out I'm jewishif you just found out it means they didn't raise you like one. choose your destiny
>>25069450tell me moreI was on the toilet earlier and a small spider let itself down right in front of me and I had to get up. people say this never happens, but it does.Also had one of those large spiders crawl over me this summer while sleeping naked. i could feel it before waking up. "Oh those are just myths lol" Yeah fuck that.
>>25069453Got ya covered
>>25069460Sometimes it takes an artiste.
>>25069430Repent, and follow Christ.
>>25069430i troll other jews, but pretend to be a goy.
>>25069430Find some goyim to loan money at high interest to
>>25069430Baptism
>>25069430grow back your foreskin
>>25069461protect that foreskin
>>25069430You just won the lottery, you are now basically entitled to some free land in the West Bank, holocaust reparations from Germany and a big titty Khazar gf.
>>25069430
>>25069430kys at the wailing wall
>>25069463devilishly cunning.
>>25069430Be my Jewish friend.:3
Do the world a favor and contribute to human culture - judaism is a gift, specifically in such a way that either an atheist or an orthodox christian is inspired to do something interesting
>>25069430If you only found out just now, you're probably not. Continue your life as the goy you were born as. No need to make your life unnecessarily difficult
>>25069430use your privilege to gain access to potent pharmaceuticals and detach yourself from this fake and gay life
