cheeky smol caps edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/previous >>25040339
Reposting ITT >>25072108 because nigs and Jews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQkCWbl2DdI
>>250721162 miles, kicker up to 8
Absolutely fucked up the ribs as if I was being punished for even considering such goyfeed... The TSC charcoals were utter garbage and would not light the hickory wood so I was just fighting a ton of bad smoke and wild temperature fluctuations in a way too packed cooking chamber. Never tried doing 4 racks before. Today I learned the hard way that 2 is the limit and really I shouldn't be smoking meat at all and should just fly to texas when I get the itch for some BBQ rather than spend all day heeming myself.
try to nap and then go to the gym i guess.
Texting my glownegress now...
Tedious.
REAL LADY MARMELADE
I'm recently being overwhelmed by the craziest idea: Wouldn't becoming an AOC style communist be the greatest hedge for me? When they kill stocks and capitalism. I'll still be one of the elites and can just continue my hedonistic lyfestyle. It'll be still the same peasants paying for it but now they will be shot if they don't (<3). What do you think /smg/? Do I have what it takes to become leftist? Will I have to fuck another nigger for this? Actually I haven't had white pussy in a while so that is why I'm asking. White power frens!
benched 180 tonight. i'll do 1 set at 185 next time i think but this is where i should be right now. got a pretty good workout.
>>25073718WHO'S GONNA CARRY THE BAGShttps://youtu.be/9ayRgHLO-dQ?si=l6GQ3FKYaodk29xe
It’s like politics, get’s everywhere all over everything, contaminates it. becomes a hazard to the safety of the American people.Safety: Now that’s a fine institution.I could on, and on about safety. I like safety. It’s really just simple solution to avoidable accidents.That’s the real story here. Avoidable accidents
>>25072073>made for BBC-
>>25074467>>big bronze cows
If things were fair and right there wouldn't be a rise in leftist politics. Think about that. Liberalism was ruling. Wasn't it? The USSR fell. It's gone. Things got worse (wages, housing etc). What's the solution, more liberalism? haha
>>25074469Yes for some reason it’s stirring hard left. But that’s not a firm suspect, considering..
>>25074469>What's the solutionchaos is the solution and out of that something new will arisehttps://youtu.be/W4f4IxGQNg4?si=TfQfXpgOgE0eWkTL
>>25075059Ne hardstyle geht net, diese dong dong odng dong klingt einfach zu 2000/10. Wobei es hier etwas besser ist, klanglich stufen
niners today
>>25075059Not on company time,school property, or inviolation of the law.This is the chaos.
>>25075710basiert. 2000 war ich auch schon voll auf Schranz
>>25075710https://youtu.be/u5QGNgeh_dM?si=Xn56NYu449CUho9N
>>25075710meine eltern haben sich keine sorgen gemacht aber die eltern meiner freunde. meine nachbarn lieben es die klopfen immer damit ich lauter mache
irgendwie je eintöniger desto geiler finden das die nachbarn
>>25076074ok unc
>>25076117ich bin 47
>>25076126ok boomer
>>25076137boomer sind älter. ich bin heroin generation X
BAM BAM BAM BAM
https://youtu.be/H5MBSCD1WIM?si=B2mADLysCEPdkJgo
>>25076146wie meine geschwister, unironisch die schlimmer
>>25076209schlimmer??
>>25076250schlimmsten bzw. schlimmer. Ich wollte erst schlimmsten, hab dann auf schlimmer, aber vergessen "die" zu löschen
>>25076283naja aber geistig war ich schon immer jünger
Why was 4chan down last night?
ist der 47 und hört Schranz aller
>>25076283
Really really nice easy going Sunday. Ate bagels. Cleaned up around the house. Threw away all the overcooked swine from last night. Last load of laundry is in the dryer and im just snacking for dinner tonight since I was a super goy yesterday with the swine roast. Ready to exercise hard and eat right this week and most importantly place some winning trades. Micron earnings this week should be fun for everyone. To cap it off my regional goyball team, the goyfalo goys are having a comeback win against the la cuckers! LETS GO GOYS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAH 1:0 JUNGEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH lol
Oh my god, I just lost 500k in oil positions
>>25072073Well I guess it back to work now. I see the cans and bottles have piled up in my absence. I’m going to have to work scavenging overtime to offset the cost of my trip. By the way, it was 10/10 and would definitely bang again. I should make this vacation thing a yearly thing. >>25072613The point is that you tried >>25074468>another anon made it and moved to asia. Another win for colonialism. >>25076736I like to blame Albanians when things go wrong for me. Even though it’s always my fault.
>pre-futures
>>25077382I forgot you also went on vacation. Where did you go? What was the highlight of your trip?
Garbage and recycling to the curb for Monday pickup. Time to play with legos for the first time in over 6 months. Pikachu I'm sorry I left you half built for so long. I'm a poor excuse for a pokemon trainer...
well i have good news. i thought i might have had a std but i had just nicked my penis with my fingernail while jorking it and i'm fine. part of the reason i'd been depressed but it's a real load off my mind.
>>25078557My penis got nicked by swifties penis... Also what is the origin of the verb "nick"
Swiftie is a persona based on a character from the lord of the rings
>>25077812I went to Best Carolina. The highlight was finding this antique and thrift store that had a huge feed bin full of used Lego they sold by the bag. I also found lots of good Lego deals on local online marketplaces. I ended up leaving all my clothes behind except what I was going to wear in the plane trip home so I could fit them all in my bag.
>>25078686In the UK “to nick’ means to steal. So, Swiftie stole your penis?
>>25078694>>25078755>In the UK>So, Swiftie stole your penis?Buyer beware Had to tell this one liar sire be fairat least untie her hair from the chair while im here Hate play lovin herMOE GREENE for guv'nor (ello guv'nor)
I have an abscess tooth. Is there any dentists here that can tell me how long I have before I die?
>>25078862my dog had that but he made it through ok, they had to take the tooth though. you should see a dentist about it quick, those can be serious
>>25078930Im calling the dentist tomorrow. I take good care of my teeth so this is out of left field.
>>25077281es ist so vorbei
JOHN ROCKER TOOTHACHE THREAD THEMEhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X_JhD0HUGYQScream on it, BOBO (Ayo)We at the weed gate waiting for JakeWe want eight ravioli bags, two thirsty SWIFTIES yelling bellyachesHeavyweight rhyme writers, hitting the grass that's the ripestPull out this kite from this white bitchTalking 'bout, "Dear BO, you the only nigga I knowLike when the JANNYS come, you never hide your toast"Guest starred in mad shit, JOHN ROCKER YOUTUBE BatallionPast tense placed in gold casketsDru Hill bitches, specialist lounging at the mosqueSuede kufi wrap, UNDERCOVER DENTIST/bant/ is made of garlic, never in the target when the NARCs hitRumor is you might start to spit
>>25079062>you the only nigga I know>you the only GOYIM I knowrevision version v1.002
Taylor Swifts new music video about me will be coming to youtube tomorrow. What a time to be alive!
very egregious referee intervention in the sunday night game. is what it is though. broncos played a good game and it was close. glad i don't gamble on it, and the outcome is best for the niners anyways.
>>25079819stop spamming this thread with useless information that has nothing to do with Taylor Swift
if I just doubled down on sndk 2 months ago I could have sold this crabalicious shit that is somehow making way more than a lot of companies that are 8 times as valuable and grabbed a bunch of MU on the 15th
pre-premarket market is giving me the ick and i just want to go to bed but i have to do some cardio
>>25079871Ya see Taylor at the vmas? I was forced to watch it as the restaurant had CBS on. She had some sorta music video premiere. Im no longer listening to her music as of last year, it all sounds the same now. She needs to genre hop again, but maybe this time to something outta left field, like polka or Mexican ranchero, idk maybe even troll the Palestine crowd and make a Jewish folk album. If ya wants her career, she aught to do something weird, or just semi retire and focus on bring a mom. Pick a lane bih
>>25080370Good for you but only the sheeple watch TV.
I just found out down syndrome + depression is the funniest shit ever
>>25081162Syndrome of a Down?
>>25078862Once the infection spreads to your jaw and brain, you may only have a couple of days. Recommend you get on some antibiotics and get it pulled asap.
>>25080063don't do too much old manI recently thought about aging for some reason. And I think it's very unlikely you are under 45 with a beard like santa clause and grey hair on top.
>>25081518He's a 49er
>>25081524one day we'll find out he doesn't live in california and then we are pretty close to the conclusion that he's literally the thing in the woods
>>25081518santa claus has a white beard
>>25081611why don't you want to have children?
after that last turnseen the old man crash and burnthey'll have to place his ashes in an urnin return the world is a safer place to racejust dont invade his personal space
hmm schoki milk
>>25081625part of me does. part of me likes having zero responsibilities. right now i just want small caps to go up so i can profit off this trade.
>>25081676Chris from the tastychuds said he went short the russell this morning and i always inverse chris, so im thinking you will be safe in that TNA trade. IIRC your cost was around $62 right?
DIE RUSSELL (not Kurt Russell)
Swiftie could like this. Female Peter Steele on the decks, from Californiahttps://www.youtube.com/live/E450Ki32viM?si=t6gc_yEi9xgLrQzO
gonna go back to bed. may as well start traffic school today. gotta get that taken care of. >>25081685ya, 633 shares at about that level.
>>25081700oddly enough i think nvda holding the $230 level is a good sign for small caps, they will have to "catch up" at some point soon, unless everything is a big stinky this week, but that would take some serious blockages in the strait of hormuz for that to occur right?
>>25081692yeah sounds good. everything that is BAM BAM BADABAM is good for my running. I'm improving my pace now doing a whole 1km split as if a skitzo is chasing me (wouldn't have dared to do that to my body a month ago) and then after I really maxxed out my body like when I was fat and just starting out lol SCHRANZEN BAMBAMBAMBMABMAMB
>>25081707ya, that's like a big roadblock for the flying monkeys that want to do a liquidity grab. need the big wallet to show up again and start buying though, thought they were here but it was just a yom kippur special.
>>25081713Nach 2 Monaten fragt mich Finanzamt endlich nach Nachweisen.Ich antworte, aber erstmal direkt falsches Veranlagungsjahr ausgewählt, kek. Man kann halt schon 2026 auswählen, um Belege nachzureichen, warum auch immer. Wohl wegen den ACC-ETF trannies oder wat
>>25081777ich hab vergessen die vorauszahlungen für meine mutter zu bezahlen. SOFORT zwangsvollstreckungsverfahren.Dayumhttps://youtu.be/J51NTUg2hNw?si=g5k5uyWp1yyxhznQ
>>25081786Net dein ernst oder? Kriegst doch vorher ne Warnung, Mahnung etc. Als ob direkt ZVV, Paulanergarten
>>25081796Probiers halt selber aus ob dir das Finanzamt ne Mahnung schickt.
>>25081805Man muss nicht jeden Fehler eines anderen selbst durchgehen, aus dem Grund gibt es Menschen die man als "weise" bezeichnet, oh weiser Swifite
>>25081820ich hab viel gelernt IDT. Ich dachte früher immer ich bin eher ein mit ganz ok-er kindheit usw. (war gar nicht) also ein normie und lasse mich nur herab mit den ganzen psycho kindern zu chillen weil ich drogen so gern mag. Heute weiss ich, ich war immer schon einer von den Spastis. Wenn man da irgendwann mal hinkommt, das glaube ich ist dann der Moment der Selbsterkenntnis und "weist" einem dann auch den Weg heraus aus dem Loch was man sich wie jeder abgefuckte Vollspasti gegraben hat. Und vor allem man kann sich auch damit abfinden das der Weg zurück halt leider immer doppelt so lang ist, was ja sehr abschreckend ist warum die meisten halt eh NGMI Typen sind und ich frage mich ob jeder einmal den Moment der Selbsterkenntnis erreichen kann aber ich glaube das ist ne Sache die will man lieber nicht wissen. Hab mal son Youtube video gesehen mit so 20 hits von nem Typ das so quasi war "werde nicht wie ich" das hauntet mich heute noch. LOL
>>25081820je älter man wird (ich bin nicht 47 btw. du otto) denke ich desto länger ist der weg zurück bzw. bei manchen gibt es ganz überhaupt keinen mehr. Aber so ist das Leben. Gibt auch Leute die verbringen ihr Leben im Knast und kommen mit 80 erst da raus. So viele Freakshows hier die in einem üblen Gedankengefängnis leben, glauben sie werden irgendwann mal reich und dann werden sie alles haben lol. Das ist wie Asi-TV gucken, kann man sich auf die Schulter klopfen wie Weise man ist, zur Weisheit gehört scheinbar nichtnur die Anwesenheit sondern auch das Verständnis. Und viele checken einfach auch gar nichts weil sie von irgendwelchen Illusionen geblendet werden und wenn der Markt crashen würde dann können sie nurnoch ropen.
>>25081820no job no skills no friendsworst case
>>25081844uhm ok, ja k.a. was ich dazu antworten soll. Ich hab auch so meine Löcher. Aber ich will da jetzt nicht ins Detail gehen.>>25081868Ich sag immer wieder in /biz, dass man nicht reich sein muss. Dass die Leute nicht glauben sollen, dass sie dann irgendwie voll im Leben stünden bzw. das Leben erst dann anfinge. Ist ein bisschen so wie die /fit meme mit 12% bodyfat. Ich hab am "härtesten" gelebt, als ich kein Geld (zur Verfügung) hatte.>>25081887>no job Studium, aber das ist auch kein richtiger Job und ich weiß net mal ob ich es durchziehe, weil ich ja andenke abzuziehen)>no skillsSchon, aber nicht alleinstehend, ein wenig nützlich neues Studium, aber nun mit KI auch weniger nötig.>no friendsUnironisch mir egal. Freunde empfand ich schon immer als Zeitraub. 2-3 Freunde reichen absolut. Rest einfach "Bekannte" für Club usw.
>>25081910>12% bodyfatwie meme :-|
>>25081910ich meinte ja nur das das hier das standard ist und in anderen kreisen wäre es nicht ok, bzw. viele können sich ein leben nichtmal vorstellen ohne die clique und würden das komisch finden
>>25081900>>25082005>>25082183Are those Ghalibaf edits?
>>25082187This is Gang Fight.
>>25082206
>>25082206shiiet we're in their territorywoopwoop
>>25082255This is all top secret and classified,as you must have guessed. We’retrying to get to the bottom of this and are recruiting top men into our very exclusive organization.With them in our think tank wehope to end this calamity that has befallen this great nation at the hands of that angry, outlaw band of pirates.
>>25082384>our think tankyes if only that KewZ anon wouldn't have ruined ithttps://youtu.be/5c8JfWSgeeE?si=to_ExSNwbKzlgyt-
time for a good indoor track session, today im thinking>6 laps (1 mile)>after each lap stop and do >12 pushups>12 deep breaths of planks>12 bicycle leg lifts>12 deep breaths regular leg lifts >6 more laps without stopping for floor stuff
Well I just got back from the dentist. They are going to have to pull the tooth after the antibiotics. If my SIGA shares would have taken off like we all expected during the great gay sex run of 2020, I could probably get it replaced with a gold one, but such is life.
>>25082705I can really recommend ceramic
>>25082745It's not a front tooth so i'm going to have them just fill in where the tooth used to be and say to hell with it. My dental insurance is just ok, not great.
>>25082705>If my SIGA shares would have taken off like we all expected during the great gay sex run of 2020i cant believe i have vicariously known john rocker exclusively through the sakura miko moniker for six, going on seven years now... at this point idk who should be all done, him or me...
>>25082705>If my SIGA shares would have taken off like we all expected during the great gay sex run of 2020i remember you hit a big win on some snapchat puts a while back, what happened to those profits? online slots eat them? did scoopsies get sick and you had to blow your emergency fund to keep him alive which is why hes been gone for so long?
i lost a ton of money today -_-'started traffic school though, getting that hassle taken care of.
>>25082750We have lots of dentists here. People from western you rope come here all the time for dental work. It’s cheaper even with the plane tickets. You should bring your own bottled kosher water though for rinsing. Our dental office water tastes funny.
>>25083326My earliest memories of John Rocker was the blue tape on his windows and the broken desktop computer he used as some kind of door stop. Too bad those classic vids have been lost to time.
I just can’t get use toTaylor Pepe.I don’t think it’s going to be thing we like.
>>25080456Ya read better, I was forced to by the restaurant and most the time I looked away but I see taytay and I can't look away, sometimes she dresses slutty, other times she's more elegant and modest, my monkey brain wants to see if she goes slut mode maximum. She gonna do it one of these days. But whatevs, Errybody talking bout the market, super bullish sign. Might reload on AIRJ, my target low has been hit
benched 185 for 2 sets, 5/4 reps. not ready for a /cbt/ photoshoot yet but regaining strength, losing the vacation fat. 1/3 of the way through traffic school and pretty sure i got a reply from penelope, but it was hostile and confrontational. it's still something though.
>>25083326>>25085447It's been 10 years since I stumbled in to this general. Where have the years gone?
Check this out!My girls are looking too fine.
>>250878632d>3dpd
>>25087846>Where have the years gone?you wasted them being an annoying cunt online
My guy on YouTube says the divergence in transportation index and NASDAQ needs to snap together, so minor pullback incoming Also the big dawgs in the s&p holding us flat, should already be on a downslope. Methinks it's a combo of Iran and midterms. Ol Donny might pull a miracle outta his butt and no flip in November, wall st would hate that, they want the deadlock of a split gov. So we wait, and imma push to have most my baseball cards priced and catalogued before the world series starts, then when baseball truly over I can slurp up rookie pitchers, already bought a bundle of $500 cards for 200, likely because this red Sox fan was upset that his reliever prospect got traded to St Louis. Sucks to suck bro, I could quick flip or wait for hype, ez shih. I feel like a manager, but don't have to answer gay questions from sports journosDo something to keep yoself busy, these weak movement markets are worse than doldrums. Either ya lose money or lose patience, so I just let Ms market be a hoe without me, mo money in my baseball cards if I can find the right dealer to do a big sell to, ain't no way I do all this work fo some timmy to lowball me on fb marketplace, but even if I do have to sell to timmies, I can at least get a 50% return, but I'm aiming fo 500 to 700% returns, better to aim fo the stars and hit the gutter. Stay safe bros, no use tryin to squeeze this market unless it hands ya a juicy fat chance.
why is this thread is so slow on weekdays
We’re all out providing value to shareholders. The real question is, why are you not doing the same?
>>25087846Time is like a series of concrete tubes. One you enter there is no telling how long you will be in them or when you will leave. - Marcus Macedoncus
>>25088855I provide value to the american goddess taylor swift by raising awareness for her songs on 4chan
>>25088855forgots linckhttps://youtu.be/PdMdbiY6-lE?si=5EKp6yRxvcwLzHAf
>>25088731Because a lone German is responsible to close 1/3 of the posts in this thread, it's intimidating
>>25089563very good observation. I personally think with AI and robots world leadership is back on the table for Germany!!11eins
Any idea which stocks would profit from a prolonged Iran war?I'm thinking potash companies and non-impacted oil producers, anyone else?
TIGERBLOODREEEE
>>25088731morning swiftie >>25087895morning johnny>>25085447morning lego anon>>25087552morning smol cap anon
>>25089631morning moe... *slowly puts hands on tigh with deep eye contact*
>>25089647>*slowly puts hands on tigh with deep eye contact*
>>25089631morning moe
real tough day scalping $200 profit in MU... thanks for the fills today gents, always a pleasure. do i wish there was another 0 at the end, sure. but we'll get em next time, and by that i mean this afternoon or tomorrow.
smell ya later fellas and trans fellas
>>25089711Can you lend me 400 Canadian dollars when you get there
I wish I had a personal loan for 400 Canadian dollars right now.
>>25089962>>25089963is that how much your holes are worth to you? post your routing and account number and i will transfer right over to you leaf anon, also good morning, im sorry for not including you in my earlier post >>25089631
>>25089962>>25089963>>25089985>post your routing and account number and i will transfer right over to you leaf anonjust so we are clear and there can be no room for any misunderstandings later on, you dont have to pay back the $400, but you will agree to deliver me your bussy in no less than 3 business days after accepting delivery of the $400. I will give you time to prepare you bussy for me, but not enough time to weasel out of our deal. so leaf anon, do we have a deal?*extends right hand for a gentlemans handshake**waits in earnest for leafanon's decision*
Thanks for the personal loan for 400 Canadian dollars, I will contact you again on here when I'm ready to pay you back maybe next month probably.Remember that the truth only comes by way of the sword or the gun
drinkin' tea all by myselfshe's choosin' 4chan i can tellanyways got a bumble match from amarillo, some girl i swiped on 2 weeks ago. very nice body, 6/10 face. texas hot i guess but she looks rich so that's a +1. 36 years old but i guess i'm no spring chicken either. i'll talk to her later i guess, not in a rush. kinda demoralized ngl. halfway through traffic school, it's such a drag.
>>25090303>drinkin' tea all by myselfnot all by yourself I'm always here boo
>>25090303>she looks rich so that's a +1oh no is this how I'm gonna lose you boo?
>>25090303>not in a rushdon't be silly you absolutely are in a rushyou're a bot of late bloomer, admit it boo
>>25090404ya. i guess i just don't wanna seem too desperate.
>>25090416one day we will get luckyone day a girl will say"let's try this fucking loser"and then everyone will go"wtf is she doing with that loser?"and we will be happy.
>>25090404What… In the hell…are you doing?
>>25090463I'm waiting for the new taylor swift music video that is supposed to come out today
>>25090482What’s the deal with allthe Tay Peps?
>>25090448lol
>>25090448>>25090590lol
>>25090448>>25090590>>25090595lol
back from the indoor track, little cheeky afternoon oil trade to cap the day. there was some random latina in a truck trying to wave me to go around but IGNORED, actually i didnt even ignore i just said "i live right there" and kept it moving. im thinking the only reason the oil janny let me profit on my oil long was because they plan on taking it back above 90. i wont be around to find out. as always, pleasure doin biz
