previous: >>25088549
>>25090325
BOTH ARE CARP?
Workin with mouse brain and livers today.and human tonsil
cx in the thread
I thought she was supposed to be the new tlp
>>25090345I don't think anyone said that I don't think
>>25090345damn mamacita
>>25090314why aayyylmao brtty melting chat
>>25090361Because Brtty is pretty hot.
Why doesn't TLP post in here? Is it because we would call her TLP?
ariel ferrari, the prick, austin and fatass sovik have murdered andrew braden chenoweth in cold bloodas welljet neptune and nina "nigger" volyanskaya have murdered eleanor "lenard" moon in cold bloodlet it be known to everyone
>>25090345Fishtank always wins
>despite there being "private" Bittygram V telegram group for self harm and suicide glorification, gore and porn, and another Axis2 telegram group for organizing harassment and doxing campaignshow very christian
cryokeen is itt but he can't reply cause he's banned. he is reading everything though. hi cryo!
>>25090345I blame worm
>>25090345ass too big to be a TLP maybe ?
>>25090366She probably has posted hereShe said she thought about making a post here asking for cum tributes but gets too nervous
>>25090374OMG I can see her penis
Where do I apply for ASO S2/Fishtank S6
>>25090376Yeah this place is not for the faint of heart. You have to be a real tough guy to be in these threads
>>25090378those are her balls doofus
>>25090372It sounds like that Australian poster in the last thread is going to report him for growing drugs, it's not fair that Cryo can't post here and defend himself.Maybe the ferry captain will give him advance warning that the SWAT team is coming
You're a fat cow. Kill yourself so your parents can actually enjoy their remaining years in peace.
>>25090369why is TLP so smug chat
https://x.com/dash_eats/status/1662333594663268353
>>25090384thats fucking retarded they don't let you grow it i thought that was a given if it's legal. i'm sure the consequences for doing it are a minor slap on the wrist at least
>>25090381You should be posting yourself with a complete profile on New England craigslist and backstage as looking for acting work.
black people watch fishtank?
>>25090386She's a cheeky little agent of chaos. She drives everyone crazy and to anger. It's why she's always getting beat up in every situation she gets into. People see her and turn violent suddenly
>>25090392You'd think so, right? But it's a felony!
>>25090396>People see her and turn violent suddenlyI noticed that actually everytime I see her I kind of want to hate fuck her to death not sure why
>>25090381>fishtank haters join CX and become "FT2">ip2 (CX haters) join fishtankpottery
>>25090402Personally I would never hit TLP and I would be very kind to her. If I started feeling those violent urges, I would just grab my stress ball for a couple minutes
Ice Poseidon presents: Fishtank Season 6
>>25090394isn't he that nigga that orbits jimmy
>>25090408she likes to be abused though
>>25090413It's probably all she has ever known. We need to break the cycle.
>>25090394S1 was the peak of fishtanks cultural relevance and it all went downhill from there
>>25090402Do you mean jolly or that ugly gook angie?
>>25090418Thats not how it works. Bitches love cheating on losers like you describe yourself as
Klaus was still angrily simping for Betty last night lol
>>25090408what if she was gnawing on your twinksack and it was about to pop?
Alex B has gone missing
Whats your favorite challenge and why is it Blindfolded Watermelon Head Golf?Its probably the only fair competition they have ever done
>>25090441I’m scared
>>25090441scripted
>>25090431It's possible we wouldn't be compatible then yeah. I might not be able to provide what she's looking for (ritual beatings)
>>25090453Idk this feels different
>>25090425yez>>25090426yez>>25090431women cheat no matter what they don't need a reason >>25090434wtf is angrily simping >>25090441rip Alex Bhe might be dead chat
>>25090449BWHG and Hurt Burt were the only good challenges in season 5, yes.
>>25090441He could just be blacked out/passed out somewhere and all of his phones are dead. Maybe he bought drugs such as heroin for example
>>25090378>mommy not now I have to shitpost on bant!>...o-ohkay
we'll miss u monkey king OOH OOH AAHH AAHH
>>25090456If you don’t beat the shit out of angie and treat her like the little slut she is you become like seth, a gay sissy hypno slave with a ruined twinksack
>>25090441xena is speedrunning this shit
>>25090470>webmReminds me of the kino alex fall night 1 of s3 that for some reason i dont have saved any more
>>25090441she really wants those millions
>>25090441What are the odds he's being held for ransom? Going around drunk and unprotected while advertising you're worth $200million is bad opsec
>>25090441Alex b smokes weed?!And here I thought he was a good role model for the kids
>>25090488penis head and xena orchestrating that would be 200iq move
Alex B can't be dead. He brings the content
>>25090441wrestling (he probably just alex b'ing somewhere random but his phone is dead and she knows its most likely the case but milks the whole thing)
chat is this true>>25090478she got him to write down her name in his will already? damn she works fast
Xena rn
>>25090441good woman, caretaker
>>25090385U have a cool tag
Things are getting seriousJames Drake is in the Monkeycord trying to find out who was hanging out with Alex
the popular stoner kid that hung out with everyone that was cool
>>25090494he was asking (for a weed) some random dude on stream in las vegas, i saw it
>>25090524Maybe its good he is dead.I cant belive alex b would do hard drugs like weed
>>25090519
You can't even let a nigga sleep after being awake for 40 hours without everyone thinking he's been kidnapped
Cryokeen the sci-fi artist
>>25090532There's a staaar man waiting in the sky
>>25090532Alex B makes cawntent, even in his sleep
>>25090532Whenever alex is off screen everyone is asking "wheres alex?"
>>25090532sleeping in a wrong bed cant be forgiven
Alex B is basically the coolest guy I've ever seen. So it would only make sense for him to do the cool thing, and die young at the age of 26
>>25090553He was so young.
penisheads revenge
Die young, leave a pretty corpse
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790703430690169.webm
like i'm into making old men shoot sperm semens
Cryokeen the sci-fi fat faggot
Cryokeen the bathroom sink shit smear artist
>>25090565I love when he starts talking about Frank hassle and makes himself mad
cryokeen the cum tribute artist
alex b wanted to go fast like ricky bobby>>25090572
>>25090588why would you save that?
>>25090572Classic Claire Quote
>>25090582Yeah, I'm talkin about you, Skintag!You know what the funny thing is? All you people ever do is talk about raping my monkeys. I left my front door open begging one of you to show up so I can put you in the dirt, but you were too pussy to come.
>>25090591idk i think it's funny
gooey aged nut in my fuzzy boy butt
>>25090588wow I can’t imagine why Betty wants to kill herself in a Walmart parking lot with fans like these
>>25090591he's a homosexual I don't like it but there are a lot of fags here
>>25090597Hooper lost
>>25090606her parents paid him off to settle the case, retard
I needa life so bad..
>>25090606there was most likely some kind of settlement. i think everyone lost but the lawyers.
There's got to be more to it than this
>>25090345Wow she got fat fast
>>25090618There's not, you wake up betty post, go to work, get home, betty post, send half of your money to her and repeat
>>25090618Lol shut the fuck up. You'll be spamming Shitty again within the next week like always
>>25090606no shit?
>>25090622more cushion for the pushin
>>25090626Who?
>>25090618Betty got icked out so bad by entree and Klaus and the prick being cringe last night she threatened to kill herself, she needs a hero like you to cheer her up
why is there still betty simps after she faked a suicide in the thread?
>>25090631That one teenage boy with man feet and anorexia you always post
pathetic
Betty said Austin was "probably mentally ill". What did she mean by that?
>>25090632Thank you I respectfully give her space because she's a princess and doesn't deserve creepy anonymous orbiters replying to every postThey are always trying to have some forced bit too it's really uncomfortable to watch.Hopefully they eventually learn to give her the respect and space she deserve.
>>25090345get bigger
>>25090642There's at least a 50% chance I'm notMost of the evidence points towards I'm actually a normal good guy with a big heart
>>25090651>Most of the evidence points towards I'm actually a normal good guy
>>25090651Betty is the mentally ill one for not seeing it I think
fiending for some clodtent
>>25090705We both have our problems but there's still plenty of time to work on ourselves
>>25090635>falling for a Betty™ Original bitlol.>>25090651>Most of the evidence points towards I'm actually a normal good guyLMFAO.
>>25090630Never said it was a bad thing. Mizzy could learn a thing or two from Jolly
I cant believe alex B is fucking dead
>>25090721This.So. Much. This.
>>25090734It was always going to end this way.
Alex b faking a kidnapping to get away from xena. She must be hell to be around if even alex is running
Alex is somewhere drunk hugging a guy he met an hour ago telling him how he loves him like a brother. Soon he will realise he lost his phone, wallet, watch and vape and will crash out.
My stalker doesn't have a job he will reply to me 24 hours a day while orbiting BettyVery sad
>>25090744Maybe he's speeding home in a rental car trying to escape xena
what if Alex's mod is working with jacqueline?
It's actually really creepy when you start thinking about how all these stalker simps that orbit her knew each other before hand and are actively trying to groom and control her.This is why they target me and screenshot everything I post. It's like deranged ex boyfriends.
>>25090749all his stuff and clothes are with her, only thing he has with him are 2 broken phones
>>25090758Yeah dude it's almost like namefagging and constantly drawing attention to yourself is fucking retarded
Freakygabe fights back against kikis allegations that he's not actually freaky. Says:>Kiki was the worst sex he's ever had>She smells bad >She just lays there >She won't shut up about chicken andy. Adrianah wouldn't either >All streamer girls are bad people>Except mizzy. Only streamer girl he's hung out with off stream and she was chill and a good person Mizzy w
I have to or they'll pretend to be me they're obsessed and threatened it's gone on for 3 years.That guy has said my name 1200x in the past 6 months in the archive.Dangerously crazy
>>25090771Did he hang with Binx off stream yet? She's probably one of the bad people that won't shut up about chicken but I don't know for sure.
>>25090771who
Like violence, you have meForever, and afteerLike violence, you kill meeee
I just hope Alex B is okay
Alex b shows back upXena: what happened to you?Alex: >look man, we were on this show called fishtank. I didnt know it was fishtank, never heard of fishtank before we were all told something different. They were threatening to rape my monkeys man >We though we were on hulu
Also yhe whole reasoned they are so threatened by me is because I truly love Betty and I'm handsome and made her beautiful art they could never make in a million years The seethe is insurmountable
Hearing that jet kidnapped alex b as punishment for going on SeeEx
Heres The_Prick loving Betty wanting her simps to flood /ftl/ with BBC porn.
I've been here before a few timesAnd I'm quite aware we're dying
Monkey king it was one hell of a ride
Beth got incredibly drunk on her stream last night and kept going until like 7am.Her possum died after she went to sleep.
>>25090817you get what you fcuking deserve
>>25090817based and bushido pilled, he was far from home
I just saw Alex B outside shadi’s hotel…
>>25090817She slept on her possum like alex slept on his monkey
someone had to get hurt
So what are we gossiping about now?
>>25090842Poor Alex B. This does not have a happy ending.
>>25090832a wild soul
We need to find alex b.
these are dark times for the fishtankversestay safe anonespecially you cryokeen
>>25090851The potential abduction and murder of Alex B.
I'm gonna clean my room when I get home today is a good day
>>25090861Have they checked the tunnels?
>>25090862we are all worried about alex b and you post this shit? this is way betty hates you, youre heartless austin!
>twins' cats have to get put down>emiru's cat jumps out the window to kill itself>Beth's opossum diednebby and grayman next
>>25090372let me guess he spent all of his disability money on an e-bike instead of proxy IPs? i mean, the $50 towards the last man standing fund is still open!
The last known photo of alex b before he went missing in la
A friend in need's a friend indeedA friend with weed is better
>>25090861realistically jackie would have him disappear all the time (taking drugs / passing out)the discord connection is worrying though.. right around the time james drake professional retard handler drops him for the tiger
>xena killed alex and blamed it on a "discord mod"You guys don't actually believe this do you?
Alex B meeting up with Jeff in the Vegas sewers
it's funny women always have the best relationships with Alex B but he always threatens to stab guysis there a single guy he's been cool with?
https://x.com/xenathewitcher/status/2104999177482850745'alex doesnt do hard drugs'bitch you've known him for a WEEK. we've seen his ass high on camera
>>25090890i dont even know what to believe anymore dude
spooky szn
>>25090897Ice poseidon
rip alex
>>25090897Jeremy Gold
>>25090898Lmao Alex is definitely popping all kinds of fun tic tacs
MISSING!!have you seen this man?
is this gonna be in the netflix documentary or do i need to digest it right now
he's with benji now. the evil witch won
>>25090911>if you leave the house you will be dead before reaching the end of the driveway
>>25090919Future Jim Can't Swim youtube video
>>25090898Alex didn't just slay his addiction dragon HE CUT ITS DAMN HEAD OFF
>>25090873I like Alex b but I never watched the season just what ppl have report on him hereI didn't watch 30 secs of the cx thing and basically know everything that happened from the thread!I don't have time for that stuff I work very hard and it makes me sleepy exhausted..I only have time for Jesse Lee Peterson before I go to bed.
beth said opie had been acting weird due to the move. the stress killed her.
praying 4 alex
>>25090928>don't have time for that stuffNigger you spent 12+ hours straight posting that ugly whore you are obsessed with
Alex B irl beheading stream ft. Sinaloa Cartel on liveleak dot com
Alex is sort of like Laura Palmer. Claire is going to crash out now
Blame had his boys take care of Alex
>>25090924Every relationship has its difficulties.
Imagine Alex B getting interrogated by Jackie's cartel family
>>25090946Alex Beaks
Xena is a good woman caring for Alex B’s welfare. She definitely DID not murder him for his immense wealth and then staged it so that he was reported missing.
>>25090915Killed some 20 years ago during a zombie outbreak
Could he find Alex?
>>25090942yeah, thats what he spends his time doing. he doesn't have time for anything else but gooning and / or sending hate messages to betty
>>25090890Anything possible at this point. Xena, Jackie, random bad guys all have a motive
>>25090964he'd have to sniff him out with that big ass nose
>>25090957Shes not married to him she won't get shit.She accidently killed him trying to get hooked back on heroin
Jaqueline kidnapped him.
>>25090890her kegel grabbed him so tight it cut off blood flow?
*enters case*
we need the search and rescue alex event to start right now
>>25090897Drago, Drake, ice
Has anyone asked burt where alex is? He probably installed some tracking shit onto his phone like he did with mizzy
James Drake just said he’s on the way
>turns into the main character of Cx when every streamer tries to find himkino
When they start making movies about Internet personalities. Alex will get a biopic
skin tag sends his regards
we need help from the other side
Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq8h3GEe22o
It's just as scripted as the Jaquelin drama
how come the kick streamer twigggs has 3 g's in her namebut the nameposter twiggsleaks only has 2 g's in xis name
xena didnt kill alex b she just coordinated his kidnapping and created a hostage situation to extort him
Chicken, we need the RV for 1 more stream.
Jet Neptune killed Alex B.
>>25091026Stop digging
Did something scandalous happen that made Chicken not stream for two days?
The Jack Smith guy from the Senate heairng looks like a mix of Bill Ottman and Asmongold
>>25090991this but unironically. Xena is a bad woman who has been charged with embezzlement and hasn't left Alex's side since the second he stepped into See ex. Who knows what kind of shit she pulled off just to get some of Alex's money
>>25091034Binx non stop topping him as a thank you for her new, bigger audience
>>25090997>DrakeEventually. He was yelling at him all night when they first met.
Bros we need to distract Binki do not let her know Alex gone
>>25091059with condom or raw?
did xena really thought killed Alex B like a video game character will drop a loot of 1.6B or at least pass card to his bank account? rip Alex B, hope your last week was worth it
>>25091095She drugged him to do a bank transfer but gave him too much. He really was clean whoops
>>25091082people suck on condoms?
>>25091097devilish
>>25091100how else are you supposed to get the delicious cream filling out?
They're pulling a "Pain & Gain" on Alex in an abandoned warehouse rn
>>25091100i thought he meant riding
>>25091106>i fucking dare you to hit me boy>i dare you to do it again
Xena is a good woman
>>25091020>im graaaafting. im graafting>im seeing.. im seeing.. something with 'Farmapram' written on it. and a couch in some guys garage>... yesh
When Alex wakes up and posts a 700 word speech-to-text on twitter about his mod drugging him:
>>25091095Look how giddy he is here, love this guy
>everyone on standby with the zombie alex b screenshots from that james drake stream for when the police find his body
>>25091123Yep British fella was right she killed em. I actually thought they would be down to ride and end up killing someone else but this is a twist
xena is smart cuz if she pulled this off near austin there would be 30+ streamers mobilized for the search effort
>>25091129he'll never turn into a walker
>>25091125those pharmacies are way more dangerous than just getting real roche racks from someone (from a doctor with a script!)
In that cracker jack interview thing Jon claims >After season 1 when nina invited her friend Ava to hang out with her and the wiggers at jets house, they got Ava really drunk she was throwing up in the bathroom while ben was groping her >Nina has always hated jet. Still hates him and might be willing to spill shit on the wiggers >They used nina to invite girls over to goon not necessarily for the show.>Oh also that Sam contacted Jon a few days ago before this interview and wants to sell fishtank to him because he hates jet and wants nothing to do with him
>>25091134yeah LA is perfect for a caper
>>25091137Jon has no room to talk about anyone with regards to luring teenage girls
My Five Star Review of Lance Oppenheims Primetime (2026): :Dhttps://boxd.it/gyioVF
>>25091137I liked when he was throwing Van under the bus for ADL for the same stuff that he and Van threw Pedro under the bus for.
>>25091137jon still having love for letty is cute
>>25091137>Oh also that Sam contacted Jon a few days ago before this interview and wants to sell fishtank to himdoubt
>>25091137letty imported this girl for the wiggers??
>>25091143Best review I've ever read it puts the movie into an entirely new framing
>>25091143Was the World Peace cripple really in it?
>>25091154yeah, he plays the famous cripple pedo
shadi drugging and raping alex b to convert him from a jet defender
good morning hope everyone is having a good day....slept in and missed class today
>>25091156mama we made it
is it over?
>>25091151Nina is predatory highkey
>>25091137nobody cares
>>25091137Thats dream not jon
>>25091143I'm good playa thank you though
>>25091169this
>>25091168You'll never silence the resistance blue were coming for justice for the gooned
xena controls the narrative and the flow of information
>>25091137Jon is a reliable source of information
>>25091143i gave it a 4 right after seeing it but now that i've sat with it for a few days it's probably a 5 to me
>>25091129Resident evil 10
>>25091129>from that james drake streamIt was s5 tho
>>25091151Ava is kinda worm-coded
>>25091143>benleaks: im gay
Total global prolazone is inevitable. Surrender now and we might let you live.
>>25091143Its cute that you try to be like tj with shitty movie reviews
quick tweet about eating pussy during xena's search for alex
>>25091151https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790709852519540.webm
>>25091151yeah that is their tactic with womenthey get one one on the show, then separate them saying 'let me teach you premier pro let me teach you how to stream' of course at an airbnb with drugs alcohol and parties every night. then they convince the girls to import their friends as well. they admitted as much'we're importing girls''its predatory low key''for guys like us, this is the best option'
>>25090965You all cope so hard that I love Betty and don't send her hate messages it's cringe u are so obsessed with me
>>25091197wtf that guy again
slackerblue-x is on the case btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhUR4M2SaEk
>to get "the stuff"What stuff
>>25091208spoken like a true flying monkey
something I didn't add 2 my review because it wasn't relevant 2 the point I was trying 2 make-------I've seen the ppl who are anti this movie say that it tries 2 make you sympathize with the predators that are shown and that's quite literally wrong I'm going 2 use the main example that I've seen used which is the Texas DA, The Texas DA is not meant 2 be sympathized with at all, he literally sends what he thinks is a 13 year old boy another underage boys nudes, it's literally implied that he has CP on his computer based off of that image, everybody in this film that's not decoy dan is not meant 2 be sympathized with
>>25091197Nina knows all the Claire triggers
Notice how Austin never went to work. His IP is still the same from home.
>>25091216The stuff they're smoking
>>25091190facts
>>25091216im stuff
>>25091208not even 72 hours agohttps://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/25068713/#q25069945
>>25090817the betty curse can't believe this bitch kills opposums now on top of killing her simps
>>25091143>>25091219you wrote all of that when all you had to do to get attention was say "I CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH" and it would have got 1000s of likes
>>25091223they have forests in the uk?
>>25091216looks like fake text made by someone who hijacked him and not by Alex Monkey King
>>25091215This guy is retarded and he hates alex
It is happening again.
>>25091220nina does more for less on a daily basis, not sure how she thinks that's an own
some ppl: I can't wait 2 get on /ftl/ and post abt video games and argue with Austin all day
Jaqueline is holding him at gunpoint in the desert with James Drake's pistol and Xena will have to do a trolley problem between Alex and his monkeys.
>>25091229I posted my hahaha funny review on my twitter
>>25091242(the monkeys are 2 dead corpses in a trash bag)
Hanging out with a discord mod is like going into the candy van
>>25091248banger
she may be violent if pressed
>>25091248bit hypocritical if you have discord mods in the first place
>>25090441>she thinks she needs to wait 24 hours to call the cops
>>25091252lol...
>>25091252It’s like a skinny Jackie
god forbid a man does hard drugs in vegas
>>25091252deserved
>>25091252does she really not know about the mexican xanax picture?
>>25091264for real, there is a time and place and vegas is def it
>>25091268>mexican xanax picture?The what now?
Shades of Freddy ditching Burt to do drugs with the cholo and disappearing.
there are people who think s3 mindraped alex b so badly it turned im into a skinwalker. when in reality it's probably just the difference between sober alex b and fent ghoul alex b
>>25090441Yeah this is sketchy as fuck. Could just be a content gimmick. Maybe he'll pop out of a cake or refrigerator or giant anvil or something. He's fine!
>>25091236>shes worse because she has normal relationships and doesnt do stuff for a lot of money and lead people on
he's gonna jump out of a trunk naked like the guy in the hangover
Alex B and johnny n linkup in LA?
>>25091219>they arent meant to be sympathized with because theyre pedophileswow so insightful, very strong argument
>>25091280if you consider her relationships normal i have a poop show to sell you
he'll turn up probably
if Alex was shot to death then maybe he deserved it for what he did to Benji if you wanna know the truth about it
You can look at Alex and immediately tell he has a serious hard drug problem. He looks worse than 75% of fent zombies.
>>25090441Xena could have maybe saved his life if she reported it immediately. Monkey king is good as dead now. Rip
hey all you people can’t you see can’t you see
Half Life with weed actually is a really good idea though
>>25091289this is like some shit from a movie lmao
Benji was loved by many, you know
>>25091292true normal relationships these days is getting flown out by random guys, non prostitution is abnormal
>Reports claim Alex bernard was spotted in the company of a tall man dressed in hipster clothing and a tall hat>no clear conversation was heard but a witness claims they were talking about the mystics of the orient and shamans>the name Jeremy was heard
>>25091216You can tell it was Alex who wrote this and not his captors because of the excessive spacing
>>25091197/ftl/ gonna go insane over that W
>>25091275this onehe drives down to mexico and pays sketchy doctors for xanax prescriptionspicture taken by jackie apparently
>>25091252alex while looking xena in the eyes and swearing on his father's grave that he doesn't do hard drugs
>>25091294Tell us how you really feel sis
>>25091308"dating" guys for plane tickets and a hotel room is all she's done for the last 3 years. is that not prostitution?
Sour Betty orbiters are actually mad I went to workSays a lot about their life
>>25091275Farmapram is the brand name for Mexican alprazolam
>>25091313Lmaooo the xannie safe
Benji thinks we care about his movie reviews when thee Alex B is missing
>>25091324Its clout chasing
>>25091332potato potato
>>25091325Actually Austin I don't think anyone was talking about you
>>25091280you're so fucking cooked
Alex B is probably fine guys. Or he's dead Idk
>>25091332shes barely online>>25091324cleh this sounds pretty dumb
candace owens hanging out rhode island lesbian bars tonguing out tayleigh after season 2 groyper
Binx and Nina are functionally the same but you guys aren’t ready for that
>>25091345you're so fucking cooked
Alex B will die at 90 year old when the spirits of every Benji crawl from the shadows and drag him from his hospice bed into the underworld
chicks done love planes
the slacker blue nation
>>25091349I think that Binx is a better person than Letty. But people dislike her more because she is old.
>>25091349binx is better at manipulation than nina.you kinda figure out nina's a manipulator fast.you don't realize it with binx until she's already fucked you over
>>25091356The #1 fishtank journalist who mistook letty for josie
>>25091348I dont know what it is about the groyper memesbut fuck they get me good
drowning in a sea of sperm semens
>>25091216She sounds like they're in a relationship? So what if he's found dead? Would Jet or James Drake be responsible?
>>25091324Just not true
Slackerblue better submit the FOIA request for Claire's arrest bodycam footage in tomorrow afternoon first thing after her hearing
>>25091352give ur genshin uid
Nigger Yuriy works super hard. Without him, Nina wouldn’t be able to fly out to suck and fuck drug addicts, flash homeless people, or play with poop on the humiliation show! Thank you Nigger Yuriy!
>>25091364good read. i think nina is also marginally more loyal than binx (who will snake anyone/everyone for content)
>>25091380i don't trust this place enough
>>25091256
>>25091317>>25091268Benzos are hard drugs no?
>>25091387fair. im a noelle main. thoughts?
>>25091377drunk beat up sex with claire (jewish holiday edition)
>>25091364Binx honed her manipulation skills in the Miami nightlife scene. Nina honed her skills on discord.
>>25091389I would argue that they are, when used other than the therapeutic dose
i baited so many /pol/fags on /tv/ saying "I'm a MAP and i'm glad this hansen scumbag is finally getting exposed"
>>25091386yo no one cares
>>25091408big pop
>>25091404true. binx is the alpha bitch like it or not. nina only 'manipulates' people because she has big tits and is a slut, she's actually incredibly dumb otherwise.
>>25091377kansas is a really hard state to get bodycam from :(
>>25091412she hasnt successfully manipulated anyone
>>25091197i remember this bitch but forgot her name and didn't remember her face exactly and thought Mia was her. i guess they don't really look that similar. but don't they have the same backstory? was Nina cloning these whores?
>>25090368
>>25091397based maid butt appreciator here's mine, i actually use her as a placeholder on my geo crystalize team until i get zibai on her rerun and hopefully C6 illugavery comfy for weekly bosses because you can just facetank everything without giving a fuck
New KINO dropped.https://youtu.be/G0I8QqGwFOI
>>25091415actually, she manipulated jet / bens / sams / chicken andys / whoever else's cock, into her mouth
>>25091348if anything candy needs to link up with xena desu
>>25091418Nigger Yuriy removed Nina’s door!
>>2509140850% or more of those anons will go on to call raping an underage teenage girl “based”
>>25091143unreal, i fucking knew it you pseudointellectual sissy
>>25091407nigga does this look a therapeutic dose?
>>25091418>but don't they have the same backstorywhat??
>>25091408
Twiggsy would never murder me for my bank account
>>25091423They manipulated her
>>25091336jackie and alex right now
>>25091437not even closeI'd imagine if he misses his window he goes right into seizure
waves of cum wash away our sin
>>25091426Nina's whore door had to go
>>25091447Yeah Benzos are the devil.
>>25091446why would jackie even still care about alex? she knows that he's broke and will never inherit any real cash, i think robbing his house / stealing james drake gun was mostly her retard daughters idea
>>25091439something to do with looksmaxxing and clavicular or something
>>25091397also she's about to get maid mogged rly hard soon by my waifu of the region
>>25091455>he's broke and will never inherit any real cashHow do you know that?
Drug deal gone bad most likely situation Alex lied to xena it was a discord mod because he didn't want her to know he was doing to some real shit. Found a guy to get stuff, went to the ATM. Either overdosed and is dead in a hotel room or got lost wandering around fucked up and is huddling by a dumpster passed outOr got mugged and thrown in the river
>>25091456Ava is a normal person
>>25091450Nothing worse. They're good for short term anxiety relief when used at the prescribed dose but long term use even at therapeutic levels is a nightmare to quit. And if you're abusing them you're in for a world of hurt.And there's really no buzz, no high. Your problems melt away but it's like you pressed fast-forward on life. Definitely not worth it.
>>25091455nigga dont diss the monkey king without any proof
i hate that bashir manipulated nina into manipulating everyone
>>25091467He has to get clean from drugs to inherit the trust fund
hi
>>25091441"fucking cunny is wrong dood......except when sam hyde does it"
>>25091467his will>>25091476also the reason he went on fishtank in the first place, to prove to his family that hes not a total retard
>>25091467Someone published the family will on X recently, it wasn't very lucrative and it was split among many heirs
>>25091468what happens in vegas, stays in vegas
>>25091468think about the following:-alex is a known drug / pill fiend-he must therefore buy experienced in buying drugs (e.g. mexico)-alex has nothing to rob, and most dealers aren't doing that-the only thing that has changed recently is xenaits likely the jackie, then james drake, dealt with alex disappearing for hours at a time. thats why james drake kept such a tight grip on him. xena, being a woman, and naive (didn't even know he was on pills), instantly thinks he was kidnapped / murdered, rather than just being passed out somewhere
the cryo killer struck again
>>25091468Imagine how bad of a situation it must be that you rather lie about "meeting a discord mod"
>>25091492you don't know how weird and cultish the fishtank fanbase isthat's why aso still made money in a empty store
>>25091492imagine meeting 'one of your discord mods' and you wake up to airgoth fatty raping you, in a dungeon where the walls are covered in pictures of bingo and bongo, aryeh and burt. on the tv the official TM AB recaps are being played.. and shackled to the other corner? jin (jerking off)
James Drake is on the case. Him and Landon (dressed up as Batman) will search for Alex B
>>25091496>aso still made money
the usual suspects cooking up attention seeking schemes because the thread is talking about alex b mystery instead of them
What was Jet's motive for killing Alex?
>>25091496it really only made money from people spending $900+ in one transaction because they made the trip to new york just to visit. 99% of the visitors were all broke tranny faggots who would ask if sam hyde is around then cry and cling to the door while getting kicked out for loitering screaming 'PLEEASE JET NEPTUNE CAST ME IN SEASON 6!!! BE MY FRIEND!! PLEEASE!" then go and IRL stream with burt
total jet bankruptcy
gotta get me a platonic dykewife
>>25091511jet is too weak for it
They can locate him.
imagine how sick it would be if angie dropped her first asmr youtube video in 3 minutes from now
>>25091516He's gonna turn it all around with ad revenue on X with his based takesyou just watch
>>25091420i have a set for lunar crystalize but i use navia for that (my 1% linnea carries)for noelle i like to run her as a geo hypercarry. i have furina c3, xilonen c4r1 and gorou c6. she does 120k per swing on average. pretty god but sadly there's not much you can do with just geo in the game nowadaysi just came back after a couple of months for the 6th year rewards and i dont know how to feel case i have zero units for the stellar reactions. abyss was easy, theatre was a drag and quit in act 7 and haven tried this cycle's boss endgame
>>25091326>>25091313Insanely jealous of this. I want to do benzos again so badly.Klaus could you get me benzos i live right next to you
Can't Shadi put word out through the street hooker grapevine and find him?
>>25091530mentally read this in their voices
>>25091530
Whoever finds Alex will receive 50 blood tokens to be used in The Circle
>>25091459>>25091535what’s the chinese equivalent of goyim
Maybe having a livestream up in a high-end fashion was like not a great idea? Well socialized NYC people who spend 1000s of Euro on some vintage Japanese designer clothes don't want to be associated with some incel type basement dwelling Skullhyde faggots?
>>25091559Jet said this in basement chat already
wn2b looking thru the skid row livestream for alexhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UENrzKU1bpc
>>25091564Oh wow did he finally admit his idea was retarded?
Why wont jet tweet an announcement to save alex?
>>25091558i dont fucking know pizzaguy
miscalculation
>>25091559https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j87Z4QUGuVMtheres an entire video on this subject, check back in 3 months when he unblocks everyone, apologises for sperging out and then announces season 6 (only for it to be total ass)>>25091570alex didn't drop everything and rush to save his nontent store, if anything jet should be a suspect
Maybe he shut down cameras because he finally got that 2 Mio € check from Peter Thiel
>>25091570he's busy vibecoding GTA knockoffs with Opus 5.5
>>25091578>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j87Z4QUGuVMinteresting ill check it out
>>25091578Are they completely banned from filming on all 3 properties?
Lauraleaks
Chicken Andy/Domestic Dave/Discord David RVupdates?
>>25091535>triple crowningbased as fuck Im too min max f2poor brained for thatalso dont have any sigs or cons(aside from the standard and selector ones) on 5 stars.I do got almost 600 pulls saved though and will most likely roll the tsaritsas sig and maybe some cons, maybe also Danicas sig.Also yeah the shill mechanics are pretty stiff, like you can brute force if you got cons but not with Noelle I think.They also rug pulled furina since nod krai by killing %damage scaling on pretty much all the new characters.Also who do you picked from the limited selector?I finally got chlorine after wanting her forever but couldn't justify rolling for an old unit like that on a scam banner.Gonna farm her set on stygian (tomorrow?), shit gonna be so cash.
>>25091594I bet she does
>>25091558Gweilo
https://files.catbox.moe/t4xf5g.mp4
>>25091594Laurasags
>>25091418that's Ava, her friend from the US who she met on discord and who's currently studying in spain. On the surface wormia and her both show the same nervous shyness, but Ava actually seems to be a normal, healthy person. Introverted, restrained, well-behaved and doesn't act out or crave attention, while worm's shyness is fueled by her anxiety and insecurities
>>25091589yeahapparently they've found some co-living space in rhode island (i guess daddy sam paid out for it)part of the reason they cut aso short imo was paying for a $13k don draper larp airbnb, a $12k shop front and a $15k office space.sam called and asked them WTF they are doing so they are rushing out season 6 for early next year
Binx response to the Alex B situation
>>25091575>>25091603ur such a gwei
>>25091610lmao
>>25091610what having chickenandys semen inside you does to a broad
>>25091610Binx W
>>25091610that's fair.
>>25091610Is that xena lol
>>25091610Who's messaging who
>>25091610
>>25091610R u Fucking retarded?
>>25091609Season 6 will be the end of the franchise.
>>25091615lo
>>25091610binx do be a dumb cunt
>>25091615>>25091639its also double onanadra because lo is no in hebrew
>>25091610kek
still missing
Alex B nodding out on some guy's couch with a needle sticking out of his arm
Alex B met up with Jeff in the Las Vegas tunnels
>>25091639>>25091647fitting!
>>25091629pretty sure it's xena calling binx retarded
this is a job for Miata Abi
Why do wealthy trust fund kids always develop drug addictions?
Cryokeen is missing
>>25091644add 'grifting alex bs sad, sudden disappearance for the purpose of intrasexual competition' to the list of binx slander
>>25091662good, I hope he's dead
>>25091662
>>25091659she gave it all away to kiss the ring
alex is in the black lodge
>>25091662he's currently on his e bike trying to escape DEA agents
I thought Jet & Nina were destined 2b together. What gives. She's been hating him???
his lesbian daughter is hitting on xena pretending to be concerned for alex
>>25091662We wish
>>25091662dw someone that fat is easily spotted
Schrodinger's Alex B. He's both alive and dead
>>25091662oh no...
>>25091662if anyone was looking they could spot that fat cow faggot from 30 miles away
ALERT ALERT ALERTALERT ALERT ALERTALERT ALERT ALERThttps://x.com/SlackerBluePod/status/2105035824698102230THAT ALEX STEIN ORBITER WOMAN WHO LIKES ALL OF YOUR TWEETS SAYS ALEX B IS FINEALERT ALERT ALERTALERT ALERT ALERTALERT ALERT ALERT
Put a cryo monkey on
>>25091668S2 fishtank era with twin peaks theme and doppelgangers
>>25091684Ok so its a bit
>>25091684Reality is gay, boring and lame
GUYS.Alex B said he had something planned with the wiggers and sam hyde.. and that we weren't ready for what they had cooking up.what if this is an ARG?
>>25091684>Alex stein orbiterI know nothing about this hoe whore but these words alone put her in top 5 worst women of all time
>>25091684>thats all I can sayWtf does this bitch mean?
>>25091673sapphos always on the hunt
>>25091695That's all she could come up with on the spot, he patient
>>25091535also those artifacts are insane crazy but why no double crit feather?or you already crit capped from passives? i don't really know how this set works
>>25091684this bitch once told me that if sam/marky thing was real sam would be in jail then blocked me
wn2b supporting binxbasilisks ascension
i am going to sleep and you better find Monkey King alive
ive noticed brittish dudes are super invested in the showbizz
>>25091610Who is who and where did you get this?
>>25091691sicario that poops his pants
>>25091684She must mean Alex Stein, how would she know what Alex B is doing?
>>25091702>>25091703>>25091704IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BENLEAKS AND ME
>>25091702britanon's anal promise
>>25091673Payton being down for this crazy family was funny.
>>25091702>then blocked meclassic>>25091706to be fair we are the only other english speaking country. canadians dont count (they speak french) australians dont count (they havent got internet yet)
>>25091600we twinning rn, also going for clorinde but to get her c1. then the permanent constellation event for her c2. should be pretty good.i think i want to play her in a overburning team cause i have a cracked durin (c0r0) and a cracked emilie (c0r1) that is just sitting there and its a pity cause i really like her. going for her c1 after clorinde's ofcim a dolphin as you can see loland yeah killing furina sucks. i still cope that at somepoint the meta will go back to dmg% but going from lunar to stellar has been demoralizingwhat's your highest CV piece? mine is an emblem hp sands, 49.9 (15.2 prob, 19.4 dmg). my yelan loves it
>>25091706they're theatrical by nature
>>25091684Who the fuck is this
>>25091712she's talking about 'gizmo' who is alex's biggest mod, people were pestering him thinking he knew something about italso shes an alex b mod as well. gets around>>25091723
They be like:you this *this* you *this* should happen now cause I say so.Like huh?
UPDATE: ALEX IS *NOT* FINE HE IS STILL MISSING
>>25091726That makes sense, thanks
Go to bed nacho you ain't making a lick of sense
>>25091684ALERT ALERT ALERTNEVER MIND SHE'S JUST RETARDEDALERT ALERT ALERThttps://x.com/SlackerBluePod/status/2105039418574987510
>>25091728>>25091732
>>25091731just saying they get a bit too attached
murder mystery boys we are so fucking back
>>25091701it gives you 36% prob so its at 90. i like big crit dmg more
>>25091732>>25091684slacker, a fucking leech
bingo bongo twins and motts are holding alex hostage!
ALEX BMISSINGTHE ONLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE POSTED IN REGARDS TO HIM:XENA THE WITCHBINX FRANK HASSLE (hate comment)
>>25091585Not tattoo guy!
bruuuhhhhhh i do not care about this storyline
deploy Crow Abi now!!!
>>25091739Good fucking bit though.>>25091737That do b trve
whoever it was complaining about no content earlierI hope you're happy now
>>25091662He got a 3 day ban for begging
>>25091748wtf happened
>>2509172149.8*
>>25091758it was a 7 day one and that didn't stop him from ban evading
>>25091732Omg the plotline continues!!!
range ban anderson island
Bake with a missing poster pic
>>25091742>sells her daughters clothes, underwear, socks and shoes to predators for thousands of dollars>abuses her 2 daughters and let them starve as children, makes one work 3 jobs to pay rent, instantly takes control of the small amount of money they earnwhat did she mean by this? motts is a POS!
probably got robbed/murdered trying to get drugs
>>25091765This, so much this.
>>25091765THANK YOU
Create me a new thread I have a very important announcement to make.
>>25091765no don't do this
>>25091779New
>>25091776Kill yourself
>>25091776bang bus related?
don't worry guys i baked>>25091792>>25091792>>25091792>>25091792>>25091792
>>25091798fuck off fat cow island nigger we already have a thread>>25091779>>25091779>>25091779>>25091779REAL THREAD
>>25091765Strap me to a missile and launch me at Anderson island I am ready.
>>25091597Fucking binx
>>25090345tortita
