Alex B is missing edition Previous: >>25090314
only one man can solve this mystery
cryokeen
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ariel ferrari, the prick, austin and fatass sovik have murdered andrew braden chenoweth in cold bloodas welljet neptune and nina "nigger" volyanskaya have murdered eleanor "lenard" moon in cold bloodlet it be known to everyone
>>25091793
>despite there being "private" Bittygram V telegram group for self harm and suicide glorification, gore and porn, and another Axis2 telegram group for organizing harassment and doxing campaignshow very christian
CONTACT XENA THE WITCH IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON THE WHEREABOUTS OF ALEX B
>>25091721fuck nice lol so jelly of your clorinde team, c2 actually makes her decent.my clorinde is gonna be scuffed AF, running an ororon(C0), chevy(C1) and xiangling(C6) with a lions roar (R1) because i don't want to waste billets.(i could run her with mavuika and C2 iansan but i like to keep the teams separate and have mavu on her own melt team) its the first time i feel i missed out by completely skipping on hexenslop.im gonna get her C1 in the next con selector because i get mizuki in this one i think.also that's my highest CV piece, didn't even realize how good it was before checking akasha now.i been playing for only a little more than a year though (started around the time of mavuikas rerun).
I just want him back.
>>25091790Why even AI this? Just take a screenshot of the video, it looks better and less retarded
How is Frank still rattled from being called skin tag
Frank is such a loser man. Imagine shittalking someone on a twitter post about a missing person.
>>25091826why can't she do a spell to find him like echolocation
Where were Alex and Xena? In Vegas still?
REST IN PEACE BABY BRO YOU WERE CONTENT UNTIL THE END
>>25091779Put Bashir on the case
>>25091839LA
>2 norways
>>25091779He’s a good lookin man, mind if I keep this picture?
big news on the nontent front
Burt 100% has a gps tracking app on alex's phone. Just ask him to find alex
Has milk dud commented at all
>>25091850We have more pressing matters
>going missing in DTLAone of the worst places for that to happen
>>25091850Jet really just wants to larp as a sleezy clothing store owner that rapes his employees
>>25091855just nowhttps://x.com/BurtBronx/status/2104733471369515409
>>25091852alex's phones are both turned off
alex b getting slimed out by LA crips because he doesn't call himself alex c
>>25091850boooooo!!!!!!
inb4 Alex B's corpse is revealed on a Kick nightcrawler stream simultaneously ruining SlackerBlue's plans to have exclusive coverage
>>25091850
what if lordhito the la nightcrawler takes up the case
the discord mod he met up with
As I get ready to clean my room for the first time in 6 months I have something very important to speak on.The reasons I would make the best husband for Betty:1) I would work really hard and let her control the finances.2) we wouldn't have to live in the same state together3) she could keep streaming and shutting it up online4) I would let her see other men and women (Betty deserves a man who is secure enough to let her cuck him)5) I would buy her a ranch to raise miniature horses and other cute animalsI would always love her everyday forever and give her plenty of space and freedom. She would be my princess.
Alex B still missing
>>25091826Alex is almost certainly wandering around Skid Row in a Fent haze. She should just drive around and call his name like a lost dog.
>>25091859He's been Andy Dicked.
Why wasn't Xena or anyone else babysitting him? Gotta protect the money
Rip Alex Bhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNwlSf4TYO4&list=RDsNwlSf4TYO4&start_radio=1
>>25091867Wearing bright red in the hood is funny
>>25091875yeah that’s fair
I don't like that Richie boy. What's his lore
>>25091880Don't forgot the tard wrangling
>>25091872I mentally visualized this upon seeing the screenshot
beth updatechicken is feeding her good
>>25091875>3) she could keep streaming and shutting it up onlineMeant to say slutting*
>>25091875Kill yourself
>>25091875betty this the opportunity of a lifetime!!
>>25091887So trveBeth may mog Toilet Taylor
Wwyd if your 18 year old daughter brought Jet Neptune to dinner
Oh I forgot to add6) I would put lots of babies in her
>>25091887I have a feeling this woman may smell like poop
>>25091989Bring Johnny N and Joopy
>>25091875>clean my room for the first time in 6 months>I would work really hard and let her control the finances.>I would let her see other men and womensee this is why you'll never marry her autisn. too much of a cuck boi. you basically just want to give her money and have her answer your DMs again, thats it? meanwhile the chad cock in the bangbus has her every night.
>>25091830dayum thats very tasty! also super lucky in just one yeari began playing on exactly 2.0, yoimiya's debut banner. played the whole version, left the game for most of 3.0 and came back in like 3.8. since then i've played almost daily until the last break a couple months ago, after gettin linneai get what you say about separate teams, im like that too. im trying to get the current hydro support for hydro varka, so i free durin for clorinde as i said
What's the most recent pic of Austin there is
she'd rather sleep in her car during the frigid Connecticut winter than live with you, bruv
>>25091989kill him with my hands
>>25091887uh dude like you are faceblind now
>>25091989I wouldnt ask her to do the dishes that's for sure
Cryokeen and Austin attentionwhoring of course
If someone knows California its her
>>25091875>(Betty deserves a man who is secure enough to let her cuck him)Bruh
>>25091991Is that a good thing?
At least 3 white babies to cover replacement levels but if we are too old we just try for as many as we can.
>>25092007cryokeen will be posting his dick soon if he doesnt get some attention. He's very predictable.
>>25091779
The knobhead network sends its regards.
Nightcrawlers lordhito, connor and SJC need to be activated
>>25091887I saw a JOI from this girl and her french accent pronounced 'the boobies' as 'ze boobeez' which was pretty cute.
>>25092008she got arrested in bali. all she knows is drugs and shitty music
>>25092015it's crazy how transparent his dependency on this place is. like nigga just go somewhere else! the internet is big!
>>25092010It puts me off when plapping to be honest
>>25092018Have you lost your mind you fool
>>25092001'yes betty will love me despite the fact i reguarly send her deaththreats, live in filth, work a minimum wage job, and my only hobby is spending 12 hours posting random pictures of her while jerking off and / or crying'
Alex B is missing in LA and this fucking careless dud is sleeping like nothing is happening
>>25092027The only one handling it correctly
>>25092027FIND HIM NOW JIN!!!!
Haters are mad as usualMy sexual market value is at least a 6/10 and growing everydayThey just know they would try to control Betty and seethe when she want to have sex with other people because they aren't secure in their masculinity.
>>25092032:/
>>25092032Shitleigh should crochet herself a noose
>>25092032really don't care if she isn't showing feet desu. and im man enough to admit that. that i'd jerk off to tayleighs feet. what about it?
>>25092020she could recreate his moves
>>25091989Shoot him and then myself for my failure as a father
>>25091999i actually "started playing" almost on release but i had no idea how gachas work back then and though i have to roll dilluc from the starting rolls and got tired of rerolling accounts and just quit.it was actually randomly seeing a gif of monas butt on one of my goon seshes years down the line that brought me back.and been playing pretty much daily since then(with big gaps of just doing dailies impact when i get tired of it in between).
>>25092039She still has a powerbase. And she's a legacy character like damiel.
Austin typing up his long winded love fantasies to a general of gay guys that do not give a single shit about him or his ugly whoreAustin. No ones gives a shit and maybe 1 person even read your post.You do not love her. You love the eidolon you have created of her in your head.Yn2b growing up
Has twiggs commented on the disappearance of Alex B
DEPLOY HORNY MAEJOK NOW!!!
>>25092035I'm 6'4, have my own house, and have a plethora of snakes and spiders for her to enjoy. My market value is at least 6.5 and I'm not letting you watch when she's licking my nuts.
>>25092032Alex b is missing and this bitch finally decides to make those beanies she sold 3 years ago?
said gif of monas butt i swear to god her ass brought more people to the game than anything else in it she deserves more respect from hoyo
>>25091875
We need to hear from Blane on what he thinks about all this
>>25092040Based but you could always do better
>>25091875>4) I would let her see other men and women (Betty deserves a man who is secure enough to let her cuck him)
What does penishead have to say about the case of the missing alex b? He is a prime suspect
>>25092063He said “Can ya blane me??”
>>25092047You don't know what love is.The most evil people are the ones who can pretend to be nice.
>>25092068He said “Can ya Blame me??”
OK I g2g clean my room and get rdy for bed time
>As I get ready to clean my room for the first time in 6 months I have something very important to speak on
>>25092070>>25092073Scr
>>25092047this pretty muchaustin has never met her IRL and at best jerked off to a dm he sent herthe first few girls i took seriously it was like this, falling in love with some ideation / porn version of themthen you see them again and they are just regular boring people who would be put off by the way you thought of them in your head
Before anyone asks, Trey spoke on it as well.He said on the dead homies we gotta find this nigga
>>25092071I can tell that this isnt love, its obsession and /or erotomania. Loving someone isnt posting about them in a gay guy gossip general 24/7. You need to grow up
What drugs is Alex B on, adderall?
FIND ALEX B
>>25092083Mexican xanax
>>25092079Trey would love alex b
To live and die in L.A.
Chicken Andy? Idk, he’s got a lot on his plate already but I think he’s concerned
>>25092040
>>25092092Lol
>>25092092To dive and lie in LA
>>25092008That's the girl from Elvis depresdly
This just promotional content for the next la noire game
grok what is percentage of latin women population in la/downtown
>>25092092It's the place to be
>guy that flashes cash on stream all the time and brags about how much is in his checking account while drunk out of his mind disappearshow odd
>>25092083>>25092089farmapram & adderall for sureprobably takes the addys in the morning so he screams and shouts all day, improves focus so thats why he can loop at TTS for 8 hours without even noticingthen the mexican xanax to knock himself out at night. i think he started with those after season 3. i also think he smokes meth but it's difficult to prove aside from his health / face looking fucked
suzie, ellie, Alex B + at least 2 fansfishtank is in a death spiral
>>25092040grimerald
Who will be playing the George Scott role in the 2026 version where Alex B. is found doing transexual BBW fart porn?
>>25092109You may add Spirit as a failed attempt
>>25091875How are you getting worse everyday?
>>25092060true
>>25092115drugs, and hours of drug fueled gooning
>>25092115Says the guy sitting on the cuck futon next to him.
Alex B can't die before Austin, that would ruin my day and all of my plans
>>25092107does a benzo high change over time for a person who's dependent on them? when I dabbled in xanax more than 0,5mg just knocked me out cold
>>25092118austin is objectively worse
>>25092113and also Emma, Bam's dog
>>25092115Because he's at such a bad level of mental illness that the only thing that could save him is someone staging an intervention and he has no one in his life who cares enough to do that.
Sources are saying Alex has been having a fun day at Disney World and doesn't care about his broken phone.
idk why him being a cuck is news to any of you. He used to say the idea of her fucking niggers is hot.
>>25092126Sunshine and rainbows triumphs once again
So are benleaks, klaus, and austin all different people?Idk the lore and they're all interchangeable in my mind
>>25092025What's funnier is that he doesn't even have a legitimate job with a 401k and benefits, he just gets outsourced and an extremely lowballed salary by some rich Floridian's son.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790718243553304.webm
>>25092131Theyre all ben from production
>>25092120Yes your tolerence goes up very fast if you take them regularly. After a couple years people can take 4+mg and not even feel it
Cryokeen. Talk about cryokeen
>>25092136That’s so fucking good kek
>>25092141noo
>>25092138>>25092120My grandma was on it for parkinsons and she was taking 3mg at a time and it barely helped. I get it for anxiety and only take .5 at a time when needed because I don't want it to not work whenever i need it.
>>25092141As an OG cryoseether seeing ftl turn on this fat faggot gives me such a feeling of victory I can not describe. Its euphoric
I used to abuse my valium prescription. Like, I'd take 3-4 times the dose I was supposed to, sometimes with Ambien or alcohol. Does that mean I was a drug addict? I didn't need help to quit and haven't touched them in years.
>>25092147What do you honestly hate about Cryokeen?
>>25092146When i took it i would only take .5 and felt bomb and was way more sociable. I wish i still had some they are the best if you know how to take it easy.
>>25092147The double whammy of him defending Jet and Betty was too much for even the most hardcore CryoKings to defend.
>>25092149He sucks
>>25092149mostly your tendency to try and 'trick' people into talking about you, and not being particularly good or subtle at it. and it's not like theres anything ever to talk about
>>25092153Elaborate please
>>25092150I don't get how people abuse them. If I take more than .5 I just get knocked the fuck out. Supposedly they hit different for people who don't actually have anxiety issues though.
>>25092149Probably the fact that he smears his shit in his elderly mother's bathroom sink and flashes his dick on live stream
>>25092154>>25092158Ok but how does that affect you personally?
He's an entitled fat manbaby who has peter pan syndrome because his retarded parents coddle him even as a 40 year old.
>>25092148>Does that mean I was a drug addict?No, if we want to get into semantics it just means you were a drug user. I did drugs with a friend of mine and i dont think I ever became addicted because i could just stop whenever; meanwhile he gets arrested 3 times for drug charges and can't even stay sober in a rehab. Thats an addict>>25092157They are usually hopped up on some sort of upper or multiple energy drinks and cigs. Once you beat the initial sleepiness it goes away and you are just an absolute menace with zero inhibition
>>25092155No
>>25092161Because I'm sick of seeing you post your dick in a fishtank forum (the show you got bullied out of by a 90 pound girl) you fat cow faggot. Kill yourself
Cryo wants everyone to hate him instead we should be more welcoming that's how you hurt him
>>25092163case in point picrel
>You're never going to be a part of anything bigger!
>>25092141>>25092149>>25092155>>25092161kill yourself, fat cow faggot
>>25092169life will hurt him soon enough when he becomes homeless
>>25092136this is scary
I dunno, I heard Cryo made fun of a dying crippled kid. There are lines you're not supposed to cross.
>>25092136https://youtu.be/h5hnbUcJKP4?si=BjjI49WTidcT08jY&t=100
>>25092167I'm not cryokeen but people post cocks/nudity all the time here and there's only a handful of cryocock pics and they are all reposted by people who are not cryo he can't control that
>>25092172For me it was him (a 40 year old) crying because his dad wouldn't buy him a toy car when he was already on an all expense paid vacation
>>25092151one night on dtla streets
>>25092131fraternal triplets separated at birth type situation
y’all just dont “get” cryokeen and thats okay
>>25092177he has the same autism morality burt has where he claims he thought he was in space where everything was permissible and then starts whining about the rules not being clear
>>25092141fat cow faggot
There's talkers and then there's people who get talked aboutAlphas vs betas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jl4Z54aSUY
>cryokeen still begging for attention in /ftl/KWAB
-lolwcow cope
>>25092189I "get" that he is a waste of flesh and the world would be better if he never existed
Just ate some japanese peanuts very tasty
>>25092195Female Cryokeen
TJ is a hero. Never forget.
>>25092179kill yourself, fat cow faggot
You guys are too harsh on cryokeen
>>25092193y’all know my daddy but i dont know yours
>>25092180post the pic>>25092195i feel good knowing that i could seduce / make love to tayleigh (normal guy, 7inch BWC, secretly a chud) and cryokeen couldn't even get within 200ft of her without the cops being called
>>25092199>>25092203Two good posts to cleanse the thread
>>25092198i dont think you actually mean that
>>25092206>>25092208lmao
>>25092208we not harsh enough
>>25092206how did you
>>25092208Fag
>>25092199What the heck?
When girls get chubby really quick like Jolly, their tits are usually really perky
>>25092212Why wouldn't i mean that? Its an actual fact that he has done more harm to the world than good.
Tayleigh Pendleton had LSD sex with Sam Hyde behind the scenes on blood games
Bringing arrow posting from /sp/ is a nice change of pace around here
>tayleigh
Like to me you are all just anonymous cowards easy to have no respect for you because you just lie about your life and hide your face and try to hurt others.It's your cope for getting mogged though very simple. Your insecurities are shining bright for all to see.
>>25092206she looks hot here
>>25092138>>25092146yeah I get the tolerance aspect. It seems like some people can not only get the drunken benzo high and not fall asleep, but even be stimulated on top of that. Only ativan ever had that effect on me, but just for 2-3 hours before eventually knocking me out. That was like 10 years ago however and I was only experimenting for a bit
What does Jon do for work, he should just be a full time traveling cx streamer
>>25092195are you spruceteam6 or another ruski?
>>25092214He says this then comes crawling back for attention.He can't hold a single conviction for more than an hour before giving up and crying online for attention.Histrionic fat faggot
>>25092224>Butch lesbian that held made Cryo cryBased imo
Any grown man that comes to 4chan and talks about lolcows is very unlikely to have ever seen a vagina irl
>>25092214the thing is, we'd be nice to cryokeen if he 1. was upfront about his posting on these threads2. wasnt a weird attention seeker3. opened up a /bant/ sponsorship fund WITH A GUARANTEE that he will compete in ice poseidons 'last man walking' stream
>>25092224we all be doing and saying this
>>25092233just look at how disgustingly obese he is
>>25092234you are the lolcow dumb ass nigga lmao. monkey tapping on the glass ass nigga
guy that gets worked up over cryokeen
>>25092234betty is a lolcow and you talk about her 24/7its actually the only thing you do
>>25092228Said in the last interview he "buys businesses with others people's money" whatever that means it has fed into a delusion that Sam Hyde is offering to sell fishtank to him
>>25092239Lol seriously
Where in the world is Alex Bernard?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790719607806978.mp4
>>25092241i suspect jon just has a rich dad and he is vaguely able to run his e-bike import business as a result.
anyways
ended up getting an A on that timed essay in class i was crying next to bottle of champagne over the draft, now I got another bottle to celebrate!!
cryo is a retarded redditor who behaves like a pick me girl inserting himself in a community he has no business being a part of
>>25091887Gay niggas will look at this and say "Ew!"
>>25092242kill yourself, fat cow faggot
>>25092208Ironic.
>>25092201take that back>>25092206kek'ed
>>25092049Live Twigggs reaction
>>25091143psychoanalysis of the guy hunting pedophiles? sounds like the average jewish movie
>>25092250You sound real stupid when you say that over and over
Haters stay mad at our blessingsThis is why your life is bad because you committed yourself to evil.The men and women who are working on themselves following that straight and narrow path will find perfect peace and be blessed by heaven, here on earth. I'm busy can't talk rn
>>25092249hows it going jin thoughts on alex b dying of a fent overdose?
>>25092259kill yourself, fat cow faggot
Vimp right now while AC6 is filming
>>25092103>>25092249>alex's stepdaughterthoughts?
They have the BEST crack in LA. You really can't get the same stuff in a flyover state. People in Houston brag about their crack, they say it's a "gourmet crack city," but its like what you can find in any random strip mall in LA.
>>25092261>The men and women who are working on themselves following that straight and narrow path will find perfect peace and be blessed by heaven, here on earththat's not betty doe
>>25092259Kill yourself, fat cow faggot
Sylvia update
>>25092261>The men and women who are working on themselves following that straight and narrow path will find perfect peace and be blessed by heaven, here on earth.Facts. Heaven is on Earth, be your own God and make it.
AnywaysHave they found Alex B yet?
>>25092266Which one is meant to be Vimp
>>25092255Wow so beautiful
back in my day a nickel would get you two turds, a carton of crap and a dozen dookies from the poop store
>>25092272dare i say, good woman
>>25092268hot if she wasn't a total retard and had one of those hoodrat nigger voices. built for the biwisi and i wont hear otherwise
>>25092272She'd be really hot if she wasn't fat
>>25092277Do you prefer current Twigggs or retro skinny Twigggs?
>>25092229idk who that isI remember you though.
>>25092249Ew is the normal reaction to lipedemia unless you're mentally ill or black
>>25092274>sextorts your daughterhow do you react?
Sam Hyde show about Wiggers premiering rnhttps://youtu.be/5Y4HsFLArH0?is=NIFhoS0jXKkjyhQY
>>25092283Sylvia is hot fat
>>25092275the top vimp doesn't have tattoos
>>25092288This feels like watching late night comedy shows in like 2017
Twiggsexual replying to himself on a vpn
>>25092288I'm good, dawg
>>25092284Is this from cx apprentice. I need to watch the recaps. Current seems more alluring atm but I’ll update
>>25092288Forever stuck in 2016
>>25092288what's with the makeup
>>25092288I remember the subathon stream for this that only made like 5% of the goal
>>25092295
Doesn’t Sam enough money. Can’t he spend some time making like one interesting thing. Fishtank was his only decent project
>>25092310I wish I was on my laptop I would save this
ALERT ALERTwhilst everyone was shitting on cryosneed and austisn the bleached kkkweeen has apparently found NEW INFORMATION but will only talk to the police IN PERSON
>>25092274Haha he put an anime girl in his picture. Haha thats so quirky and funny haha wow this is so crazy i can't believe he did that
>>25092317crazy gang
>>25092311He seems to be past his artist phase and is just kinda locked in on making as much money as possible off of his brand these days :/
>>25092317what happens when you get caught out for sextorting girls online and your retarded mush mouth / brain gf gets deported back to canada by bill jewman.
>>25092269https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnS_Vi_iOBY
>>25092272They threw the 18 wheeler away
>>25092288What's up with Sam wearing eyeliner recently?
>>25092288He just keeps putting on more eye liner
Apparently FreakyGabe got banned because he doxxed Kiki's number
>>25092269haha il have to check it out sometime when im in LA buy a whole cookie
>>25092324I think the looksmaxxer told him to do it
>>25092324https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wbdzVoQJzio
Xena was s bad Alex sitter and it's her fault for dragging him away from his normal Texas support network into the drug capitol of the US.She did selfishly for content. Bad woman.
>>25092316That guys name is nigger jew?
>>25092326Thrilling
>>25092324he started doing it ironically, then unironically, then people called him out on it so he doubled down... literally the story of his lifealso did you watch jason and the argonauts yet? you can imagine sam is jason (jason goldstriker) except i am jason obviously
>>25092326He really fucked up fucking her. Even twiggs got the ick
>>25092320True
>>25092337nigger jew = slackerblue, just one of the funny little nicknames i have for my pet entertainment cows. not many would get it
>>25092336Alex gets taken away from daddy James Drake for 3 days and he is already missing
>>25092324Whatever do u mean tp
>>25092343Blacker Jew is what I like calling him
>>25092336Have you noticed that she is BLACK and if you recall Benji was also black. Just saying.It all went as planned
>>25092343i got it, its funny how fast he spreads misinformation (usually from reading these threads)
>>25092348kill yourself, fat nigger whore
Slackerpoo
>>25092348shadi :)
>>25092348Give Alex back to Xena & Mizzy.NOW!!
>>25092351No
>>25092348<3
>>25092348case in point, i call you sharti
>>25092354Hi friend >>25092355I do have both his numbers but im sure the others also do i hope hes good
>>25092357Hearts >>25092358:0
I didnt even eat my melancholic steak and homemade white cheddar mash taters w homemade gravy with green bean and onion last night
Alex status update?
>>25092367Sharty, use your underground LA connections to find Alex B
>>25092109wyatt erasure
>>25092371This
>>25092367that’s fucked up
>>25092371Where were they located and where was he last seen? This is probably some stupid elaborate bit for attention, if he was missing they'd put in a police report or contact family people are so dumb
>>25092371im sure sharti knows the local john spots, alleys and trap houses very well. infact she's probably sitting right next to him burning up some crack
Need an emergency business/avant-garde stream
>>25092381they can't file a police report yet because he hasn't been missing more than 24 hours you stupid fat nigger whore
>>25092263It's tragic to lose another figurehead of the feeder community to drugs>>25092286Ew is the gay reaction actually, as proven by u
Breaking news! Stop the presses!!Shadi skipped one (1) meal yesterday!
>>25092387How the fuck am I supposed to know that you retarded fuck do you think I am particularly focused on where the FUCK Alex b is you parasocial nigger. They could still attempt contact with his rich family you worthless mindless slave.
Amber alert for the monkey king: how do you describe him?
>>25092387This is a myth
>>25092394The blender monkey
>>25092393>How the fuck am I supposed to know thatMaybe read the threads you stupid fucking retard
>>250923946ft tall with the energy of a 5' 7" man. Tweaker face with thinning hair. You will hear him before you see him.Potentially wearing a full resident evil outfit with umbrella corp contacts
austin can we get a room cleaning update?
>>25092397>expecting sharti not to burst in with an uninformed retarded opinion expecting people to care>>25092394wearing amazon cobra kai cosplay, minecraft skeleton build, probably curled up behind a drug dealers couch
>>25092402i second this, i wonder how a man like austisn approaches cleaning
>>25092397Yeah im super preoccupied on finding the narrative behind Alex Bs disappearance and the jungle of retards speculating and theorizing his whereabouts. And his supposed friends chatting on discord instead of finding the contacts to his mom. They are bad friends to begin with letting his ass go off alone knowing hes a crashout and he takes drugs
>>25092409Then why are you here. Go back to selling hole if you won’t help solve the disappearance
>>25092367*twinkishly walks out of a shadow portal*please be well.eating a good meal, even with a heavy heart and a tight stomach, will do you a lot of good.
>>25092413Thank you vampire twink
>>25092409He's a grown adult that goes out alone all the time. Xena claims he doesn't do any hard drugs. I don't understand why you think you have a right to lecture people about being irresponsible.
Is AlexB going to do Ice Poseidon's safe zone challenge? That starts in 2 days I think.
>>25092402Remember when cryo gave a room clean update and after a week of cleaning he filled 1/4 of a small box with some trash?
>>25092418the safe zone will actually be centered on alex for the duration of the event. he is the eye, so to speak
>>25092417How the fuck do you lose an adult human being, and its basic fucking courtesy to look out for your friends especially if they aren't particularly the sober type. If hes such a grown adult why the fuck are you arguing with me in the first place, you people switch up so quick.
>>25092420austin is blue collar, i trust he can get it done efficiently
>>25092418I think ice said mid october yesterday
I got lost at Disney world once
>>25092393He's wrong. You can file a missing person report as soon as the person has been missing as little as 1-2 hours.
>>25092417sharti is a known retard who just likes to argue with people with nonsense and will change her point half way through. gay and L person desu>>25092420if i offer cryo $50 to fully clean his room i wonder if he'll do it? on stream, for my personal viewing. more than he makes in a day (unemployed).
>>25092426They're worried because he's not responsive when he normally is. It's pretty normal to let grown adults walk around by themselves and also get worried when they don't respond to you as they normally do.
>>25092426Maybe Alex shouldn't be a manchild and get lost like a fucking toddler
Big Shadia and Xena need to use their witch power to find Alex. Please god.
>>25092426Why are you asking us?He went to go smoke with his discord mod. Jimmy's nigger friend said alex met up with the same guy during the jimmytank thing, so you should have more information than us since you were actually there.>how do you lose a grown manNow you are blaning xena for not putting him on a literal leash?
2026 films I've seen. Ranked1. Primetime2. Backrooms3. obsession 4 . Project Hail Mary5. The Odyssey 6 . coyote vs acme7. 28 years later8. supergirl9. The End of Oak Street10. Lee Cronins the mummy11. The Whisper Man12. Thrash13. Return to silent hill
>>25092430Kinda suspicious Xena didn't want to contact police earlier she knows first hand Alex can't take care of himself
>>25092431>$50He was asking for $5k from diamond to hang out with them and do zero work.The fat faggot has no idea how little he is worth
>>25092437artfag
>>25092437And the crowd goes mild
>>25092437That's only 13 films, where are the other 2013?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790722240630406.mp4
>>25092438She assumed his phones were dead or he was sleeping. Its not that far fetched
>>25092437Why are you avoiding learning to drive and getting a job again?
>>25092443I need 2 catch up on the invite and I want ur sex
>>25092436fail contrarianism, its an L for her>>25092440lmao of coursei mean he's spent his entire life sponging off his parents. cryo i know you are reading this: the /bant/ mafia will crowdfund a few hundred for you IF you go to the ice poseidon last man standing event. the funds will be held by a trusted third party. winning that 50k will be your only chance to not become homeless and buy an RV in your parents backyard
>>25092436>Now you are blaning xena for not putting him on a literal leash?seems like he needs one if he keeps getting lost, he's like a dog chasing cars
>>25092437>The End of Oak StreetI didnt know that came out. Was this good? And before you answer that did you like Under the Silver Lake / was the movie like that at all? UTSL is one of my favorite movies but lots of midwits think its bad
>>25092008women like this are kryptonite to me
>>25092446Both his phones are dead I just tried calling
>>25092451except the cars are made of drugs
HEROES
>>25092455No shit black sherlock
He wouldn't be lost if he was with James Drake just saying
Alex b will confirm he is alive by replying to a TJ post
>>25092453I thought end of oak street was fun , and I've had under the silver lake on my watchlist 4 like 2 years
>>25092462kill yourself, fat nigger whore
TJ is our only hope now
>>25092460sharti is like if sherlock was a retarded black woman who also smoked crack and lived in a motel
>>25092462>he wouldnt have made content for us to post about all day if he was with jame drakeFun way of calling james nontent
>>25092462He's 40
>>25092468No thanks
I can't sleep. I like being awake. But I'm extremely tired (have been awake for 40ish hours). And I need to get up in about 8 hours.What do.
>>25092475go see a film at your local cinema
>>25092472no he must be held on a leash with diaper by james drake at all times. of course.
>>25092466Utsl is odd, the first 10 minutes or so are the weakest but once the story kicks off its really engaging.It was heavily influenced bt hitchcock and classic noirs so if you like those you might enjoy it.Also the protagonist is borderline schizo with conspiracy theories so i could relate to him trying to explain his shcizo theories to normie girls that dgaf
>>25092476But it's midnight.
>>25092486even better
you belong with me music video starring claire and tj
>>25092472Duh, then why is the threads speculating about a 40 year olds whereabouts? Or why is anyone for that matter? Wait all of a sudden you're a contrarian who doesn't understand why anyone would be worried at a glaringly obvious situation. You just want to argue with me because im me and I said the blatantly obvious thing to do if you're in the situation where you have no idea about your missing friend who you supposedly care about
>>25092415you are, as always, so welcome, Shadi
>>25092486Well staring at a screen tricks the brain that you are looking at the sun. Turn off the screen and sit in the dark to get tired
>>25092393no wonder your boyfriend dumped your ass
>>25092474https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfLqqkgqZBQ
>>25092491
Where did he go?
>>25092492Hugs
>>25092495I broke up with him retard
>>25092491>why is the threads speculating about a 40 year olds whereaboutsIts fun.You are taking this shit way too seriously (like you always do) and are killing the vibes.Everyone here is just trying to have a good time, no one called for shadi justice to come police the threads
>>25092501why?
>>25092501Uh huh.
He disappeared like a willow in the wind
>>25092445WOW!
no fun zone when shadis here ig
The last picture taken of alex b
imagine if alex is never found
>>25092499Expecting the worst desu. Overdosed on fent laced drugs.
>>25092502Okay have fun didnt mean to kill the vibe
Why are so many people from Fishtank dying suddenly?
too easy
>>25092514Thats all i asked for.
Alex B is the Jeff Hardy of Fishtank
>>25092515Too much poop in the water killing all the fishies
Alex Bs current vibe
>>25092514dont let them gaslight you shadia
>>25092514You didnt do anything wrong, ignore these idiots...what the fuck are you supposed to do to 'save' Alex? Not your responsibility in the first place. Fuck the haters xoxoxi
>>25092520that’s fraking hilarious benji good one
>>25092527I did a lot of work on it
>>25092521yea they werent having fun they are lying
>>25092526powerful the ai boot is so fvcking powervful
>>25092529Why aren't you working on something normal like getting a job?
>>25092533I'm learning skills and trying 2 become a film reviewer
It's not Alex B that's missing. He is the main character. It's the rest of the world that's missing.
>>25092531i wonder if ai sucks at expressions because it's been trained on a ton of botox'd actors
shadi compared getting fucked in a motel to working on an oil rig
>>25092532You only like jester33 because you're also a pedophile faggot
>>25092518bigger than obamna
>>25092531Alex (d) B cooper
>>25092534How many more years until you make money doing it?
>>25092542I'm indifferent towards jester33
Just keep LA police scanners open for a report about a disheveled male ranting
Kind of odd Xena hasn’t streamed since Vegas. Didn’t film the roadtrip to LA either. What is she hiding
>>25092545https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrgA5msxhfc
If alex dies all his money goes to his swamp ogre wife
what happened to tonights upcoming Scuffed Realtor episode with Charls? it got removed during the pre-show hour of starting due to youtube violation.
at least cryokeen doesn't namefag like the fat nigger prostitute
Taylor seems to have lost more weight.Ozempic ruined her.
>>25092557Her fake teeth as well lmfao
>>25092556kill yourself, fat cow faggot
>>25092554You came to ftl is ask about scuffed realtor?LMAO
>>25092553He doesn't have any money. Maybe like $50k in a savings account
>>25092554you're probably the only person that cares about this, just saying
>>25092554and not just in this thread but the entire world, i think you're the only person
>>25092551Was the besties photo in LA?
>>25092554Charls left when he learned there were no dildos at Nick's place.
>>25092554
Binx should be looking for Alex B
>>25092500*rotates in absolute bliss*
>>25092554LOL
>>25092573
Shadi bf status?
So binx and chicken are just having an off stream sex vacation for the next week?
>>25092581they don't owe you anything
>>25092577They are in love
>>25092570charls left when he realised he's stuck as sam's sketch monkey with none of the credit / prestige nick or sam got from his writing>>25092571unsubbed, fucking hate nick roachcuck. yeah im sure midwest useless faggots love watching you beat the same idea to death for years on end. still doing the $20 tts read gimmick in 2026. fucking faggot
>>25092580Preparing for the day when Shadi decides he was raping her.
Im unironically worried for alex
>>25092580gay>>25092577bianca can't help stick her nose in, reminder she got carried through see ex by golden cole and was never even invited in the first place.
>>25092592She probably already has mocked up "abuse" pics taken and has taken out if context screenshots of their DMs to make him look bad
what happened to tonights upcoming Scuffed Realtor episode with Blane? it got removed during the pre-show hour of starting due to youtube violation.
>>25092581No one seems to be streaming today. Maybe a group agreed day off.
>>25092589https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tyCXH3jVRg
>>25092580Just followed jet on ig and will be working for production on season 6
Xena & Jaqueline teamed up to kill Alex?
big shadia, who cut her teeth investigating the nepstien allegations brings her expertise to the missing alex situation with some hard hitting techniques like “they should have known where he was” and “i tried to call him”how does she do it?
>>25092596a TTS came in asking why he stopped dealing in loli, and he replied stating he's moved onto the hardcore stuff now. whatever that means
Fucking someone do somethinghttps://x.com/ScreenDoor_/status/2105039375633637532
everyone's watching the MLB Wildcard
Binxy is on the case!
BREAKING NEWS: Adam Schefter reports that /bant/ is trading Austin Lee Neely to the kiwifarms in exchange for Diego Lane.
Xena is so shadi coded
another fishtank death it seems like
He's raping alex, man. His poor monkeys too man.
>>25092616Posted as Chicken Andy lies passed out on top of her
We're running out of time
>>25092402Just finished and then had a healthy fap (not goon) now I'm had my s o y shakes and I'm tuckered into bed ready to watch Jesse Lee Peterson and fall as sleep.All in a good days work. This is the hard-core routine you need to become from chud to Chad.I'm manifesting my destiny as daddy aura alpha male Chad and also go nna work out my breast muscles because Betty likes that.Gn
>>25092609um sportsball?? no thanks
>>25092624guys i know where alex b is, someone tell slackerblue ill sell him the info
THERE'S JUST NO GODDAMN TIME FIND HIM NOW!!!!
>>25092608
>>25092625if you were chicken andy and had the choice between beth and binx, which do you pick?Beth:CrazyTries to babytrap / blackmail youWill accuse you of cheating every 5 minutesLowkey mid bodyHot otherwiseWon't do analBodycount is jet, jakoff, and whoever elseBinx:50 year old hagNice tits otherwiseUgly faceLarge bodycount but experiencedNot completely crazy, but annoying voice / personalityLets you fuck no strings attached (aside from clout)However she is a demon and will suck the soul from you (literally and figuratively)Thoughts?
>>25092629Now you get it
Breaking news!The reason alex's phone broke was because penishead broke it!Was this all part of an elaborate plan from blame because alex mogged him too hard?
>>25092637neither, i would move on with my life after scrubbing myself thoroughly
>>25092636>>25092608hate this fag but it would break my heart if something happened to him oo oo ah ah
What the fuck are these people doing?!
>>25092643
>>25092637>Binx>HagTRUE>Nice titsNo that's a pushup bra her tits are flat>Ugly faceTRUE>Large bodycount but experiencedShe lays there like a starfish until it's over, the most boring sex you could have>Not completely crazyShe is crazy though just ask her simps>Lets you fuck no strings attachedNot true, she wants his money and clout and has been teasing him for over a month >She will suck the soul from youHer blowjob game is mid at best
>>25092649They're playing their part
unfortunately the spics came for Alex in the end and Xena's black girl magic hadn't enough time to set in
>>25092593Its not looking good desu. He lied about being with a discord mod. Wherever he went was with strangers.
Ftl will go crazy over jet's W when alex b walks into ASO season 2Wonder how much jet is paying Xena for this publcity.
Xena says Alex is at the phone repair place
>>25092666Forgot pic
alex bernard is alive
>>25092581Ever since getting caught fucking in the back of the RV they've been more carefree about their liaison. They're alone together in the airbnb. Nuff said.
Today on Jesse Lee Peterson:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx7wjjm1JM0Country western tuesdaysGn everybody
>>25092667>>25092668ok let’s get back to talking about claire
Its over
>>25092628you had me until the betty part
>>25092669Honestly cute and I feel better about chicken fucking a hag than leading on dumb clout hungry girls
ALERT ALERT ALERThttps://x.com/SlackerBluePod/status/2105079962760102369ALEX B WAS INFACT JUST MONGED OUT ON DRUGS AND HIS PHONE WAS BROKENALERT ALERT ALERT
THE MONKEY KING MARCHES ON
That DM from Vanity is such a bad sign. It's not looking good.
ALEX B LIVES
>>25092678realistically he smoked up some crack, gooned to betty for 4 hours and is lying to himself and us. disappointing, but not suprising
>>25092667>hes at the phone repair placeThis nigga really thought about fixing his phone instead of contacting someone for 24 hours
so more nontent then
>>25092667This is one of the worst ARGs Jet has ever set up
Well, what have we learned?
would you guys search for me if i went missing?
>>25092687Time to shuffle
Remember when shadi came in here trying to turn this alex business into a serious issue and tried to blame xena for letting alex go meet up with a friend?It was obvious his phone broke and it takes him 20 hours to accomplish anything through all the loopingMan she is such a vibekiller
>>25092686dude he probably didn't even realisewas leaning out off the xans at his discord buddies apartment, probably woke up and realised his phone battery is still fuckedlmao>>25092689never trust nigger jews sensationalism, that sharti is still a retard
>>25092692you guys were all saying he was kidnapped by the cartel or something lol
Why didn't anyone just check the phone repair place?
>>25092689That we jump to conclusions too early & worry ourselves for nothing?
>>25092652Her head games alright she be spitting the nut out n then swallowing it back up with slurp sounds, think of it like a vacuum sucking up a sock but the sock just won’t go in
>>25092686Nobody remembers anyone's number anymore. He probably had no idea how to contact anyone without fixing his phone and getting his contact list first.
>>25092649it's crazy that she passed high school and can vote
>>25092692basically yeahshe needs 2 lurk more, very embarrassing behaviour>>25092694literally noone was saying this shit prowlerboner every knew he was just on drugs. the only people saying otherwise weren't in earnest.
Do you think Xena will let him hit now?
>>25092698i dont want to think about that right now
>>25092692overweight women and gays are a scourge on public discourse and humanity at large
Yo Trex come help me swag this kid out
>>25092689If you are going to go in a drug binge at least have the decency to bring a working phone
>>25092689Nothing. Was I suppose to learn something?
>>25092704Why not? What’s got you down in the dumps
>>25092689
>>25092702well yea drugs you guys were saying fentanyl od, mugging, all this shit cause he went to an ATM
>>25092708not really, aside from its fun to shitpost. but i think we all know that
>>25092689That Alex B is carrying this dogshit offseason
Why isn't shadi's fat ass helping look for Alex?
>>25092694Believing obvious shitpost award.You get this award a lot it seems
penishead
>>25092689alex b should be outfitted with an air tag and a cow bell to stop him from wandering too far
>>25092710it just reminds me of letty is all, and that magical night we spent together in the bathroom at sams standup show in new york
Black women are so schizo but they care alot
>>25092713he was on drugs dumb niggeronly reasonable explanation for him disappearing for 16 hours then reappearing just because his phone got fixedand knowing that alex b is a drug addict is barely even an opinion its just a fact.the mental games you use to defend sharti (when she barely even needs defending, btw) is retarded. and ultra gay. embarrassing!
Sex with S2.5 Taylor and Creature.
>>25092719so no one was worried then, which explains why you've all been posting manically about it for the past few hours
xena = good woman
>>25092726Alex does not do hard drugs!It just took him 16 hours to leave the house because he kept getting distracted and looped for a full day without realizing it
>>25092698No proof of this. Given how lazy she is in all other aspects of her life I doubt she's a considerate partner during sex
>>25092722They have shock collars for cows now so they don’t leave the designated boundaries
>>25092719prowlerboner has autism and schizophrenia co-morbidity. that's the perfect mix to take literally everything he sees at face value and nothing else
>>25092735that seems mean
>>25092730Ive had more posts in this thread than i ever have had in a thread and i was shitposting the entire time so take with that info what you will.People dont go to the 4 chan gay guy shitpost general for serious discussion and if you do then you are kinda tarded
>>25092680Don't get it twisted, binx is also clout hungry
>>25092724Nice id fuck the shit outta letty. sounds like you had a great time
>>25092733yeah im sure. just like how jet never cheated on ellie and 9/11 was done by the arabs
I was legit worried
Why is Xena not streaming the rescue
>>25092726no shit, hes always on drugs dumb cracker>only reasonable explanation for him disappearing for 16 hours check out sherlock cracker over here, the white sherlock holmes>knowing that alex b is a drug addict is barely even an opinion its just a fact.im not disputing that, peckerwood>he mental games you use to defend shartiim just laying out the facts and you're getting mad about it, lil white boi
this fucking ghoulish freak is upset that alex is safe
>>25092738It replaces electric fencing that did the same thing and was obstructive to wildlife shocking them too.So collars are probably more humane than the alernative
>>25092734True, but have you looked hard enough? Maybe you could find something, she does claim to be very submissive hmm you might be onto something
>>25092748>the white sherlock holmes
>>25092750Looked it up and they play a sound first before the approach the limit and get shocked. Cows are pretty smart so they know to listen to the sound in like 2 weeks so they stop getting shocked
>>25092737lol dude... that actually explains slackerblue perfectly though, im actually very critical of everything i read
>>25092748'you were all saying this thing that i believe'do you think before you post or?>>25092749i was watching his stream and he genuinely seemed excited. he was trying to bait people into believing that xena was all behind it and even put up a poll as such. also kept saying shit like 'alex shows off his money all the time he could have been kidnapped'. he is a nigger jew
the last time i took xanax i jerked off to tranny porn and feel asleep on my kitchen floor so i get it
Now that Alex B is safe and sound we can post lewds of Fishtank girls
just had a bowl of chili and a nice fudge brownie
>>25092746me too, I'm relieved
>>25092750that's fair
>>25092752Why would I subject myself to porn of a hag
>>25092746How's little buddy handling the vimp act thing? Has James Drake found him a replacement yet?
>>25092753we've all seen prowerboner. one ugly mutt nigger. only one of those people would simp for sharti (black prostitute) and be jealous of powerful, intelligent white men. sad
>>25092742>Ive had more posts in this thread than i ever have had in a thread and i was shitposting the entire timewoah dude, thats badass, you're actually smarter and cooler than anyone else here... you knew all along, congrats
>>25092753https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk
>>25092767Lazy OF
>>25092764I just know he dressed as batman the other day
>>25092758should have clipped more tina she was really simp baiting near the end...probably been jetsteined by now. desperate little freak>>25092764he's making him sing shitty AI music about being a tiger or something and other jester shit. he's basically the new retard he handles because he got annoyed with alex b. basically trying2besam
>>25092773nice little brown nips
>>25092765>one ugly mutt niggeru sure about that??>one of those people would simp for shartii dont simp for her lol we're friends
>>25092758worm is streaming with her brother chudsicle
>>25092756>'you were all saying this thing that i believe'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n9bHi_3CFg
>>25092763Each to their own type shit
>>25092774it is veryher twitter has better shit.. like damn atleast suck on a dildo or something #goonmodehttps://x.com/licefarm/status/2100298509312459132
Post the summy video it got taken off city
Filtering this Prola faggot. Eat the shit out of Sharti's nigger ass, retard
>>25092776>trying2besamHe doesnt even know who sam is he is just also a psychopath like sam (sam is borderline but thats just psychopathy + neurosis)
>>25092788
>>25092782ok adding all tripfags to my filter now. all very embarrassing ugly dysgenic people.. shame. even cryo is to embarrassed to tripfag>>25092784both look raped
>>25092786If there is a clip of her sucking dick go drop it in her thread to make her simps go ballistic
>>25092795Finn Wolfhard
>>25092791dont worry, i wont miss you :)
>>25092758
>>25092797lol, u got mogged buddy admit it :) or post a pic to prove otherwise? (u wont)
which fishgirl could have the best onlyfans if they actually put the work in?
>>25092805Letty has watched so much porn that she would understand what's necessary to make it pop.
>>25092795Her body alone makes up for her shitty tattoos and trashy hair
>>25092808scared? :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7tWYpPLCU8
>>25092810that's what i dont get about betty. she's supposedly a porn addict but the quality of her own porn is shitpoop tier.
>>25092805Beth, Letty, Trish and Taylor.
>>25092784Manifesting Indian CDL driver
>>25092813She makes it disturbing on purpose cause she is a sick freak
>>25092813she's ugly is why>>25092814you think?
>>25092818that doesn't account for the filters, potato camera quality, and quick edits.
>>25092816so wheres your pic dude i dont see it
>>25092819I'm honestly surprised she hasn't tried to, unless I've missed it somehow
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790727544713371.webm
Why are posts being deleted
>>25092831this is crazy
>>25092832I'm scared
>>25092825i think shes the type of girl to just get a rich boyfriend desuwhat about lily? (if she had a bag over her gookhead)
??
>>25092832dude got mogged too hard by me he had to call the admins to delete his posts for him (scared lil nigga)
>>25092831why does norwood 3 actually make tj look better
>>25092831tj quavo
>>25092831i am 50 years old and this is my video
>>25092839you are a nigger
>>25092838This 4chan shit get serious huh
>>25092839
>>25092838no i just dont talk to blacks and won't feed you any more attentionbasically you are obsessed with me and my 7inch BWC and are mad sharti won't fuck you
>>25092831It turned tj into the crypt keeper
>>25092836Maybe, JC too I guessI feel like Gigi would've pushed Ellie into it if Jet didn't groom herAnd, y'know, the whole suicide thing too
Everything alright?
>>25092849scent of weed fills the room
>>25092849That Trish ass is something else. Other worldy
>>25092840nigger>>25092850i guarantee you the twins mother will be making them sell their feet pics on telegram within the year, same vibe
>>25092855New
>>25092831Who's your favorite nigger from american culture
>>25092847and thats an idealized image of who you see yourself as is it?
>>25092856Not sure if sped feet is my thing...
>>25092837I read that xeet earlier it was just a bunch of people either saying "people are gonna troll" or showing concern. Nothing of value, probably someone deleted after they found out hes alive
ive never seen a girl whose pussy stinks so bad it can stunk up an entire room. its pretty unbelievable. but cole's nose doesn't lie.
why does prola want to fuck shadi
>>25092859dont you have an mspaint diagram to be making?>>25092860theres a man..
>>25092868I just think anyone that makes that face should be hung in public but that's just a quirk I have against people who soiface
>>25092868you know what happens to delicate little kittens around these parts
