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If she's ever been visited to Dubai
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women
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Stop being incel, shitskin
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>>25106901
My sister and her 2 hot friends go every year to Dubai.
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I haven't seen him in a bit, so I'm just gonna say "if she has no tail"
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>>25106901
She has dated a nigger
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If she likes comments in your socials she is up to no good.

If she bails on your first date run like the wind.

If she claims her ex boyfriend was a narcissist, block her immediately.

If she has bad breath

If she ashes with her right hand out the window while driving

If she even looks at another man

If she has guy friends and streaks on Snapchat

If she is going out of town with her family without inviting you

If she goes to clubs

If she is a sorta

If she smells like pine

If she like medieval fairs or horses
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Having any social media presence. It's a sign of main character syndrome that they think is common enough to not betray their narcissism. Every other issue stems from that.
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Everything about women is a red flag
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>>25106907
>If she smells like pine
You think she is hooking up with the forester?
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>>25106901
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>>25106907
Torta*


If she likes anal

If she cooks TOO well

If she cries when asleep

If she gets annoyed when you fart

If she blames anything on anyone but herself

If she cannot do a single squat

If she like Taylor swift

If she likes pumpkin spice lattes

If she keeps having her pets run away

If a single man says hello to her at church
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>>25106912
All valid except the farting part. Farting is disgusting, fix your diet and go to the toilet.
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>>25106904
porta potty
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>>25106910
If you have to ask you'll never know friend


Cont.

If she blinks and rolls her eyes after as a habit

If she dresses like she is a Mennonite when she's not

If she carries around jolly ranchers in her purse

If she says the word "epic"

If she has upper case gums and lower case teeth

If she owns a roomba

If she has american cheese in her refrigerator

If she has snowmen decorations in her attic

If she wears only silver but not gold

If she has an ex to begin with

If she has been to Carlsbad caverns

If her parents are well off or wealthy

If she leaves a nightlight on when she sleeps

If her dog is a male

If she owns a parrot

If she has a Gundam collection


I have many, many more. I have dated a lot
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>>25106915
>she has been to Carlsbad caverns
Lmao
Ok, post more
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>>25106907
>If she smells like pine
Elaborate. I love pine scent
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>>25106917
She humped a tree on her "morning run".
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>>25106901
No productive/proactive hobbies.
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At this point, being female is a red flag.
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>>25106904
They go there to eat arab's shit.
>They sit down in a hotel lobby
>they are then escorted to a conference room
>a deal on paper is handed to them
>it is about eating actual shit and getting paid and not talk about it
>they read the deal and then sign it
>then proceed to make themselves as elegant as they possibly can and prepare for the parties in the evening
>at the parties, they eat arab's shit
>and do other things

That's why they go there.
It's not the money.
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>>25106903
going to dubai makes you a skitskin actually
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>>25106912
> If she cooks TOO well
I dont get this one
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>>25106921
Most of them it’s not even Arab shit. Arabs rent these whores so that their beloved camels can piss and shit on them
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Not being a virgin.
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>>25106901
That she's a woman
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>>25106923
>gluttonous slag that calls herself a foodie and will get obese once you date her
>BPD lovebombing method to try and lure you in by larping as wholesome trad wice material
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>>25106911
Got a bit of a weird tummy thing going on when she first walks up the table, is that like one of those alcoholic guts?
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>>25106926
That's pure misogyny. All human females fall into one the four categories:
- Virgin
- Married
- Widow
- Whore

Additionally, once she hits the "whore" bucket it's forever.
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>>25106901
Tattoos.
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My gf spent a day in Dubai, but it was only because of an overnight layover to Congo to meet her massage therapist's family. Glad she's not like those other girls
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>>25106931
Nice bait you got there anon
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If she has a white board in her room

If she has French tips

If she bakes while barefoot

If she collects candles

If she eats more than you for any meal or dish

If she lives with her parents, a male roommate or female roomate

If she tells you she hates the feeling of paper or pencils when writing

If there are matches in her medicine cabinet

If she has handcuffs

If she has ever dressed up as catwoman

If she has anal hair

If she has tmj

If she ever went to a restroom with her female friend(s)

If there is a clown poster in her room

If she doesn't own a bidet

If there is a giant grandfather clock in her basement

If she even mentions marriage once

If her favorite soda is ginger ale

If she gets tongue tied when talking about music
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>>25106904
Is she loaded? What does she do in the UK?
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>>543635109
MTF FUCs haha tranny boy
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>>25106924
And the women loves it, anxious for another trip.
Must be some flashbacks from their previous lives where they were slaves and created the askenazi jews by mixing with desert arabs who happened to be located at then at Judea. From which the jews got their name.
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>>25106929
Are you fucking retarded? Every human female falls into the category of whore
Especially your mother
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So I found this gays.
If she runs around here am sure........... She's ill.
#try to keep up
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>>25106933
>If there is a giant grandfather clock in her basement
Spot on.
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>>25106901

If she's white: other races may sleep and whore around (even with other races), but only White women will sleep with the your illiterate slave and untouchable caste
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>>25106930
Japanese girls with tattoos are kinda hawt
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>>25106911
I love it when they hate it
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>>25106915
Why the jolly ranchers though?
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>LOOK AT ALL THESE WHORES
-everybody 40 years from now, probably, hopefully
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>>25107146
Think about it for a minute
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>>25107165
I've been sitting here thinking hard for half hour now and arrived at no new ideas.
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>when a woman has a bigger penis than me, and it's uncut



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