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kill yourself, fat cow faggot
Chicken says he doesn't appreciate beth calling him a bitch and being jealous. While binx spends a lot of her own money and uses intelligence to insult him. And she's only 6 years older which is not that crazy. But its actually 7 yearsThat's why he keeps her around
>>25125269ok glad that's out of your system we can move on now
How is Burt doing in the Clav stream?
>>25125274kill yourself, fat cow faggot
>>25125274>ok glad that's out of your system we can move on now
We failed mizzy today
>>25125263>cryokeen>times upapt
chicken says bawk bawk cow says moo
why doesn't cryokeen record one of those "I'm 40 and ruined my life" videos?
>>25125273Beth is much more attractive, but Binx is likely more pleasant to be around in general. Just out of those 2 women
>>25125283people pay 300 dollars to do that
get rid of pedo
Meanwhile steinful's side plot
jZgZhMN5 is klaus if you want to go ahead and pop him into the filter list
>>25125286chicken will have to go full OG mormon and marry them bothhe can handle it
>>25125292it's everyday bro
>>25125291>t. Pedophilehttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/204090507/#204093276https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/21333379/#21346091crimeshttps://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22021864/#22022511https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22021864/#22022526https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22209815/#22211192https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/20730387/#20730697klaus haushttps://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23117470/#23117754
>respected by the host>eliminates the fan favorite>producers tries to drive her crazy and make her boyfriend kill himself while the community laughs while trying to turn her into a basement cumbunny The perfect end for the fishtank movie.
Binx has made chicken realize he wants a skinny girl like her but not a streamer gf
does any know binx's backstory? i would love to know what a 20 year old binx was like. was she always trying to be an egirl?
Now that the dust has settled who won the argument?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791243950074651.mp4
>>25125304They didn't have egirls in the 1940s (sorry I had to. It was right there)
Beth is a cuck
>>25125305the fact that you saved this thinking it's a jakoff win is embarrassing
>>25125305mostly a wash, slightly favoring jakoff
>>25125304She was a pig farmer's daughter in romanian village until she got bitten by a vampire
>>25125311>a jackoff winJackoff is a joke just like Beth said he was.
cookie monster is in a coma at sesame street general hospital after eating a cookie laced with fentanyl
>>25125304She dropped out of high school and got a bf that she lives in a literal crack house with. Eventually got an associates degree then worked her way up marketing office. Put all her savings in the GameStop craze because she saw it on reddit and rode it to the top. She's been day trading and investing long term ever since.
>>25125316So is BethShe also let this guy inside of her so she's worse, actually.
bucky
Guys like Jackoff should just thank Jesus that they got to be with a woman who looks like Beth in the first place. then just move on with their lives with that memory after it's all over
>>25125263leddy loophttps://x.com/baileyjay161521/status/2107257250054332853
>>25125319>She's been day trading and investing long term ever since.lol
>>25125283i miss this so much
>>25125319so basically a rightwing grifter got it
>>25125323bad cumeater!
Who are the canonical winners of Fishtank?
>>25125322She seems legit horrible to be in a relationship with. He for sure sucks too.
>>25125319the last two sentences are a little hard to believe
>>25125330Josie, JC, Cole, TJ, Kalei, Haley, Smaack, Burt, JD, Bashir, James Drake
>>25125294>>25125298Chill out coneI thought we all learned u disabled guys get ur money on the firstU should be happy
>>25125331Which is why I specified he's lucky he was with someone who "looks like" her, not someone who acts like her
beth lost the fight and the story (and her car)
>>25125330Fatty
>>25125341that looked like it hurt
>>25125327Pretty much. All she cares about is stock market going up and crashing periodically so she can buy stuff cheap. She said went a little deep into crypto. And is probably in the red there. >>25125333She talks about day trades she makes all the time. Assume she's mostly in index funds
>>25125341She's trying to be the bratty steamer gf but chicken hates that shit..
>>25125343also notice the steering wheel ? I was rite (again)
Betty get your sweet ass in here rn
>>25125343Binx cursed beth so hard for taking her man during see ex
Ass Steam: On
Austin scaring the hoes (again)
>>25125356
Jet neptune must suffer
>>25125319>Eventually got an associates degree then worked her way up marketing office. Put all her savings in the GameStop craze because she saw it on reddit and rode it to the top. She's been day trading and investing long term ever since.good womanmost fishgirls don't make it to college
>>25125359Its a miracle that he didn't show hole or sack. Life is beautiful
>>25125352What do you want
maybe ellie groomed jet did you guys ever consider that
>>25125359the ebony 'cado
>>25125365OMG!!!!
>>25125263imagine a sexbot who looks like your favorite e-girlhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791243586765733.mp4
Beth is claire if Claire wanted to be a streamer. The bad woman base model with the extra bad woman expansion pack
you know someone is bad if klaus likes them
when hi posts a /wsg/ link and you already know it's an anthony costantino video
>>25125365Beddy can you do this to me >>25125371or can you recreate this >>25125323think how epic of a flex if you tagged her while doing this same thing
>>25125372I think Claire might actually be a bad person, but at least she's funny. Beth is not funny at all, and her personality is so empty I can't tell if she's good, bad, or just boring and empty
>>25125371that's pretty funny lol what is this from
>>25125372beth is claire if she was a retarded larping clown with negative pop and no redeeming features
JOSIE IS LIVE
>>25125376gotta represent
>>25125379claire is complicated
>>25125371That gorilla grip.
>>25125385like chris brown
>>25125365That's not real betty begone imposter
Hmm despite what I said. What if you had to choose between Beth or Claire? I think that actually is a difficult question
>>25125357I don't think he knows yet. Time for him go to the next phase.
>>25125391It's not really, Beth is soooooooo annoying!!
>>25125380Soulm8te
>>25125394But Claire will get drunk and beat you up
>>25125394oh yeah
Theory: Sam was ready to be enthusiastic during season 4 until he learned Jet STILL hadn't filed any paperwork and checked out completely
>>25125389claire got canceled by a bunch of nobodies and chris brown is world famous
women think totaling a car is just something that happens to everyone at least once
>>25125397only if you are boring nontent and a little buddymeanwhile beth is so stupid you will kill yourself to get away
>>25125391pretty easy choice of claire
>>25125391Hmm idk they both suck in their own ways if u think about it This is a tuff one
>>25125391claire was alpha widowed by jet neptune. everything you do would be constantly compared to him :/
>>25125404True you will never get bored with claire. Everyday is a new adventure!
>>25125403it's not that uncommon, i've done it thrice
hmm lots of jetcucks in the chat do i have to remind you all that Beth did NOT have sex with the Badson? just think about that for a second
>>25125412>i've done it thrice
Because some of you guys are friendly with Claire, you might not be thinking too specifically about what day to day life would be like with a person like that. So I just ask that you think about that for maybe a couple seconds
>>25125412same shit happens as long as no one dies or gets hurt then whatever
>>25125417Mog complete
>>25125401>claire got canceledno.. no... NOOOOOOOOOO!
>>25125417Holy kek
>>25125417i hope he says that his butthole sounds like a wind tunnel next. play all the hits alex!
why does he make threads about himself and then refuse to engage with anyone who asks him a question
I’ve had a license for 15 years and only been in one accident and it was a small fender bender with no damage
>>25125412are you a woman though
>>25125421no thanks, that sounds really boring
>>25125391I'm going Beth every time. Claire would get drunk every night and throw empty wine bottles at you because she had a dream you were talking to another woman. Beth would just send you a few passive aggressive texts + she looks like this.
>>25125432>Claire would get drunk every night and throw empty wine bottles at you because she had a dream you were talking to another womanyeah and that would give me a huge boner
22 year old crumbl cookie assistant manager calling claire in to tell her she has been canceled and she needs to turn in her name tag
I will say that during season 5, I pretty much immediately switched the camera whenever Beth was on screen.
Beth face mogs fo sho bI know Claire has "aura" or whatever but she also had Jets penis inside of her body (that's bad)
>>25125417what even started this
I finished the bashir x bam conversation (thanks to cumeater). It was basically s5 confessional room moment lol, no fishtank talks or memories were not mentioned. Bam said he didn't grow up religious because his parents never forced him or even had crosses in their houses, he said his life was so fucked and raped at one point that he prayed to god to get him a sexy hot bimbo to save his life or he is gonna overdose with the drugs he has in his hands. Then the cougar milf came to her life the very next day who is a stretch coach and helped him get his legs back that was lost to alcoholism and etc. Bam is the kind of person who hates normalcy and loves helping the misfits and the trouble makers, said he has cut alot of people who used him for his fame and has a tight circle. Bam kinda hates catholics. Also Bashir ruined it by reading him a shitty ai story.
>>25125397Claire just needs vitamin b1. She wouldn't be as mean of a drunk of she got her b1 levels up.
Beth could be easily molded to your preferences. She has no personality of her own, plus rich parents. The devil tattoos are off putting though. Claudia “Cumbunny” Gervasini is Italian white trash. She sucked Jet Neptunes dick and has zero qualms about cheating. On top of that she’s a prude that won’t even let you take naked pictures of her. I guess I’d go for Beth but what I really want is to continually stalk and scare Summy over and over again until she goes completely crazy.
claire with racoon hairhuge popthink about it
>>25125447no!
i don't want these little faggots thinking about me at all
>>25125417
>>25125446interesting dichotomy because i'd be nice to summer but still like it when she acts crazy in bed
would rather be a bit raped or canceled?consider it for a moment
I'm not fat enough for clsire. Her whole family are chubby chasers. I assume her dad is fat.
good fat ass puppy
>>25125453>i spit venom. you spit. c menlmao niggas eat cum once or thrice or maybe even 10 times and noone lets em forget it
https://kick.com/twigggs
>it's another thread full of namefags microbloggingjesus christ when does the Safe Zone start?
>>25125440Blame was alpha Chad mogging Alex while they played never have I ever at SeeEx and Alex took is very personally i think
>>25125439Claire's "aura" is what makes her attractive at all in the first place... but is also why she might make your life hell. There's probably some psychological explanation for that but I'm too lazy to look it up
>>25125454she didn't act very crazy in that video at all
>>25125454I’d be nice to her too but then at night I would put on a scary mask and chase her around. Then I would gaslight her and tell her it must have been a dream. She wouldn’t know what to believe.
ellie is crying
Are we just ragebaiting Claire to post in the thread? because lol.
>>25125455anyone willingly posting in /ftl/ is a rape victim so the former
>>25125439It's not even close. Beth face card does not decline. Claire's face card cannot be used to buy hot prepared foods, alcohol, tobacco, vitamins, or non-food household items (it's an EBT card).
>>25125458That little hand gesture he does as he battles his intrusive thoughts not to smack it is so good
>>25125473yeah but claire has a soul and beth is a dark void
guy who takes off his name and switches IDs to complain about namefags
>>25125466not with the way i'd be dicking it down
claire with racoon hair WHILE wearing the iconic striped sweater to match
Thread desperately need some Betty in here
alright guys thread vibe ruined pack it up
>>25125466she was too high
>>25125482Don't worry, prick and klaus are already bettyposting with you in the thread.
>>25125482What if Betty doesn't like your thirst traps? Do you have a backup plan if that's the case?
>>25125460Soul refused her first pick of camping location. This one seems nice tho
>>25125473I refuse to believe a straight male wrote this post, not because claire is beautiful but just because of the wording and analogy
>>25125482I already warned her not to come to the threads because you're in here.
>>25125447Lyssa seems to get pops on a lot of boards
>>25125476I think that was some naruto ninjutsu
ya'll fuckin with the vivet 350s chat?
>>25125494thank you i appreciate that
yall need some black intelligence in yall lifes
>>25125491I've outsourced most of my posting to ChatGPT 1.4
>>25125491It sounded like something Burt would say
>>25125497no
austin is a scarecrow against fucked up ghoul whores
>>25125497maybe if it was ten years ago
all Austin has to do is stop posting for like a week and Brtty might show up
>>25125496It's crazy I used to practice doing that...
BURT: The Musical
bro this guy sucks so much. he was as bad as mizzy in see ex
>>25125417Blame doesn't know how lucky he is to have a rivalry with The Monkey King Cobra. This will be the best moment of his career
>>25125497it's not the worst shoe I've ever seenmogs some of Jet's Balenciagas
>>25125439Beth moggs claire lookswise but getting with claire would be a /ftl/ w and that trump beth
>>25125514>getting with claire would be a /ftl/ wwould it tholooks what happened to VGRchat thinks his aunt drives him around everywhere like a childlike a Cryokeen type man child
some of you niggas are caring too much about looksdon't matter in a dark room. real niggas know thiswhat you want is a true freak. we all know bradie is a starfish.