times upprevious:>>25124744
kill yourself, fat cow faggot
Chicken says he doesn't appreciate beth calling him a bitch and being jealous. While binx spends a lot of her own money and uses intelligence to insult him. And she's only 6 years older which is not that crazy. But its actually 7 yearsThat's why he keeps her around
>>25125269ok glad that's out of your system we can move on now
How is Burt doing in the Clav stream?
>>25125274kill yourself, fat cow faggot
>>25125274>ok glad that's out of your system we can move on now
We failed mizzy today
>>25125263>cryokeen>times upapt
chicken says bawk bawk cow says moo
why doesn't cryokeen record one of those "I'm 40 and ruined my life" videos?
>>25125273Beth is much more attractive, but Binx is likely more pleasant to be around in general. Just out of those 2 women
>>25125283people pay 300 dollars to do that
get rid of pedo
Meanwhile steinful's side plot
jZgZhMN5 is klaus if you want to go ahead and pop him into the filter list
>>25125286chicken will have to go full OG mormon and marry them bothhe can handle it
>>25125292it's everyday bro
>>25125291>t. Pedophilehttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/204090507/#204093276https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/21333379/#21346091crimeshttps://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22021864/#22022511https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22021864/#22022526https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22209815/#22211192https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/20730387/#20730697klaus haushttps://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23117470/#23117754
>respected by the host>eliminates the fan favorite>producers tries to drive her crazy and make her boyfriend kill himself while the community laughs while trying to turn her into a basement cumbunny The perfect end for the fishtank movie.
Binx has made chicken realize he wants a skinny girl like her but not a streamer gf
does any know binx's backstory? i would love to know what a 20 year old binx was like. was she always trying to be an egirl?
Now that the dust has settled who won the argument?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791243950074651.mp4
>>25125304They didn't have egirls in the 1940s (sorry I had to. It was right there)
Beth is a cuck
>>25125305the fact that you saved this thinking it's a jakoff win is embarrassing
>>25125305mostly a wash, slightly favoring jakoff
>>25125304She was a pig farmer's daughter in romanian village until she got bitten by a vampire
>>25125311>a jackoff winJackoff is a joke just like Beth said he was.
cookie monster is in a coma at sesame street general hospital after eating a cookie laced with fentanyl
>>25125304She dropped out of high school and got a bf that she lives in a literal crack house with. Eventually got an associates degree then worked her way up marketing office. Put all her savings in the GameStop craze because she saw it on reddit and rode it to the top. She's been day trading and investing long term ever since.
>>25125316So is BethShe also let this guy inside of her so she's worse, actually.
bucky
Guys like Jackoff should just thank Jesus that they got to be with a woman who looks like Beth in the first place. then just move on with their lives with that memory after it's all over
>>25125263leddy loophttps://x.com/baileyjay161521/status/2107257250054332853
>>25125319>She's been day trading and investing long term ever since.lol
>>25125283i miss this so much
>>25125319so basically a rightwing grifter got it
>>25125323bad cumeater!
Who are the canonical winners of Fishtank?
>>25125322She seems legit horrible to be in a relationship with. He for sure sucks too.
>>25125319the last two sentences are a little hard to believe
>>25125330Josie, JC, Cole, TJ, Kalei, Haley, Smaack, Burt, JD, Bashir, James Drake
>>25125294>>25125298Chill out coneI thought we all learned u disabled guys get ur money on the firstU should be happy
>>25125331Which is why I specified he's lucky he was with someone who "looks like" her, not someone who acts like her
beth lost the fight and the story (and her car)
>>25125330Fatty
>>25125341that looked like it hurt
>>25125327Pretty much. All she cares about is stock market going up and crashing periodically so she can buy stuff cheap. She said went a little deep into crypto. And is probably in the red there. >>25125333She talks about day trades she makes all the time. Assume she's mostly in index funds
>>25125341She's trying to be the bratty steamer gf but chicken hates that shit..
>>25125343also notice the steering wheel ? I was rite (again)
Betty get your sweet ass in here rn
>>25125343Binx cursed beth so hard for taking her man during see ex
Ass Steam: On
Austin scaring the hoes (again)
>>25125356
Jet neptune must suffer
>>25125319>Eventually got an associates degree then worked her way up marketing office. Put all her savings in the GameStop craze because she saw it on reddit and rode it to the top. She's been day trading and investing long term ever since.good womanmost fishgirls don't make it to college
>>25125359Its a miracle that he didn't show hole or sack. Life is beautiful
>>25125352What do you want
maybe ellie groomed jet did you guys ever consider that
>>25125359the ebony 'cado
>>25125365OMG!!!!
>>25125263imagine a sexbot who looks like your favorite e-girlhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791243586765733.mp4
Beth is claire if Claire wanted to be a streamer. The bad woman base model with the extra bad woman expansion pack
you know someone is bad if klaus likes them
when hi posts a /wsg/ link and you already know it's an anthony costantino video
>>25125365Beddy can you do this to me >>25125371or can you recreate this >>25125323think how epic of a flex if you tagged her while doing this same thing
>>25125372I think Claire might actually be a bad person, but at least she's funny. Beth is not funny at all, and her personality is so empty I can't tell if she's good, bad, or just boring and empty
>>25125371that's pretty funny lol what is this from
>>25125372beth is claire if she was a retarded larping clown with negative pop and no redeeming features
JOSIE IS LIVE
>>25125376gotta represent
>>25125379claire is complicated
>>25125371That gorilla grip.
>>25125385like chris brown
>>25125365That's not real betty begone imposter
Hmm despite what I said. What if you had to choose between Beth or Claire? I think that actually is a difficult question
>>25125357I don't think he knows yet. Time for him go to the next phase.
>>25125391It's not really, Beth is soooooooo annoying!!
>>25125380Soulm8te
>>25125394But Claire will get drunk and beat you up
>>25125394oh yeah
Theory: Sam was ready to be enthusiastic during season 4 until he learned Jet STILL hadn't filed any paperwork and checked out completely
>>25125389claire got canceled by a bunch of nobodies and chris brown is world famous
women think totaling a car is just something that happens to everyone at least once
>>25125397only if you are boring nontent and a little buddymeanwhile beth is so stupid you will kill yourself to get away
>>25125391pretty easy choice of claire
>>25125391Hmm idk they both suck in their own ways if u think about it This is a tuff one
>>25125391claire was alpha widowed by jet neptune. everything you do would be constantly compared to him :/
>>25125404True you will never get bored with claire. Everyday is a new adventure!
>>25125403it's not that uncommon, i've done it thrice
hmm lots of jetcucks in the chat do i have to remind you all that Beth did NOT have sex with the Badson? just think about that for a second
>>25125412>i've done it thrice
Because some of you guys are friendly with Claire, you might not be thinking too specifically about what day to day life would be like with a person like that. So I just ask that you think about that for maybe a couple seconds
>>25125412same shit happens as long as no one dies or gets hurt then whatever
>>25125417Mog complete
>>25125401>claire got canceledno.. no... NOOOOOOOOOO!
>>25125417Holy kek
>>25125417i hope he says that his butthole sounds like a wind tunnel next. play all the hits alex!
why does he make threads about himself and then refuse to engage with anyone who asks him a question
I’ve had a license for 15 years and only been in one accident and it was a small fender bender with no damage
>>25125412are you a woman though
>>25125421no thanks, that sounds really boring
>>25125391I'm going Beth every time. Claire would get drunk every night and throw empty wine bottles at you because she had a dream you were talking to another woman. Beth would just send you a few passive aggressive texts + she looks like this.
>>25125432>Claire would get drunk every night and throw empty wine bottles at you because she had a dream you were talking to another womanyeah and that would give me a huge boner
22 year old crumbl cookie assistant manager calling claire in to tell her she has been canceled and she needs to turn in her name tag
I will say that during season 5, I pretty much immediately switched the camera whenever Beth was on screen.
Beth face mogs fo sho bI know Claire has "aura" or whatever but she also had Jets penis inside of her body (that's bad)
>>25125417what even started this
I finished the bashir x bam conversation (thanks to cumeater). It was basically s5 confessional room moment lol, no fishtank talks or memories were not mentioned. Bam said he didn't grow up religious because his parents never forced him or even had crosses in their houses, he said his life was so fucked and raped at one point that he prayed to god to get him a sexy hot bimbo to save his life or he is gonna overdose with the drugs he has in his hands. Then the cougar milf came to her life the very next day who is a stretch coach and helped him get his legs back that was lost to alcoholism and etc. Bam is the kind of person who hates normalcy and loves helping the misfits and the trouble makers, said he has cut alot of people who used him for his fame and has a tight circle. Bam kinda hates catholics. Also Bashir ruined it by reading him a shitty ai story.
>>25125397Claire just needs vitamin b1. She wouldn't be as mean of a drunk of she got her b1 levels up.
Beth could be easily molded to your preferences. She has no personality of her own, plus rich parents. The devil tattoos are off putting though. Claudia “Cumbunny” Gervasini is Italian white trash. She sucked Jet Neptunes dick and has zero qualms about cheating. On top of that she’s a prude that won’t even let you take naked pictures of her. I guess I’d go for Beth but what I really want is to continually stalk and scare Summy over and over again until she goes completely crazy.
claire with racoon hairhuge popthink about it
>>25125447no!
i don't want these little faggots thinking about me at all
>>25125417
>>25125446interesting dichotomy because i'd be nice to summer but still like it when she acts crazy in bed
would rather be a bit raped or canceled?consider it for a moment
I'm not fat enough for clsire. Her whole family are chubby chasers. I assume her dad is fat.
good fat ass puppy
>>25125453>i spit venom. you spit. c menlmao niggas eat cum once or thrice or maybe even 10 times and noone lets em forget it
https://kick.com/twigggs
>it's another thread full of namefags microbloggingjesus christ when does the Safe Zone start?
>>25125440Blame was alpha Chad mogging Alex while they played never have I ever at SeeEx and Alex took is very personally i think
>>25125439Claire's "aura" is what makes her attractive at all in the first place... but is also why she might make your life hell. There's probably some psychological explanation for that but I'm too lazy to look it up
>>25125454she didn't act very crazy in that video at all
>>25125454I’d be nice to her too but then at night I would put on a scary mask and chase her around. Then I would gaslight her and tell her it must have been a dream. She wouldn’t know what to believe.
ellie is crying
Are we just ragebaiting Claire to post in the thread? because lol.
>>25125455anyone willingly posting in /ftl/ is a rape victim so the former
>>25125439It's not even close. Beth face card does not decline. Claire's face card cannot be used to buy hot prepared foods, alcohol, tobacco, vitamins, or non-food household items (it's an EBT card).
>>25125458That little hand gesture he does as he battles his intrusive thoughts not to smack it is so good
>>25125473yeah but claire has a soul and beth is a dark void
guy who takes off his name and switches IDs to complain about namefags
>>25125466not with the way i'd be dicking it down
claire with racoon hair WHILE wearing the iconic striped sweater to match
Thread desperately need some Betty in here
alright guys thread vibe ruined pack it up
>>25125466she was too high
>>25125482Don't worry, prick and klaus are already bettyposting with you in the thread.
>>25125482What if Betty doesn't like your thirst traps? Do you have a backup plan if that's the case?
>>25125460Soul refused her first pick of camping location. This one seems nice tho
>>25125473I refuse to believe a straight male wrote this post, not because claire is beautiful but just because of the wording and analogy
>>25125482I already warned her not to come to the threads because you're in here.
>>25125447Lyssa seems to get pops on a lot of boards
>>25125476I think that was some naruto ninjutsu
ya'll fuckin with the vivet 350s chat?
>>25125494thank you i appreciate that
yall need some black intelligence in yall lifes
>>25125491I've outsourced most of my posting to ChatGPT 1.4
>>25125491It sounded like something Burt would say
>>25125497no
austin is a scarecrow against fucked up ghoul whores
>>25125497maybe if it was ten years ago
all Austin has to do is stop posting for like a week and Brtty might show up
>>25125496It's crazy I used to practice doing that...
BURT: The Musical
bro this guy sucks so much. he was as bad as mizzy in see ex
>>25125417Blame doesn't know how lucky he is to have a rivalry with The Monkey King Cobra. This will be the best moment of his career
>>25125497it's not the worst shoe I've ever seenmogs some of Jet's Balenciagas
>>25125439Beth moggs claire lookswise but getting with claire would be a /ftl/ w and that trump beth
>>25125514>getting with claire would be a /ftl/ wwould it tholooks what happened to VGRchat thinks his aunt drives him around everywhere like a childlike a Cryokeen type man child
some of you niggas are caring too much about looksdon't matter in a dark room. real niggas know thiswhat you want is a true freak. we all know bradie is a starfish.
1 /ftl/ guy had a shot at getting with claire and it had to be that loser vgr.
>>25125514As someone who's not a big "Betty guy" I just want one of her fans to get with her and make the rest furious. Would that be a bigger /ftl/ W?
>>25125467lol that's evil
>>25125481
>it will be pitch black when they finally get there
>>25125532that is wild
>>25125528he had the most rizz apparently also VGR being sort of friends with Jon tricked Claire into thinking he had some clout
>>25125532somehow claire gained more aura
>>25125528kind of her own fault I have to sayshe might have the worst taste in men of all the fishtank girls
>>25125529they'll all deny it to the end of timemake up new narratives about it, that she's still their perfect virgin princess
>>25125537i don't think she knew about that chat
>>25125542same situation with ellie, literally cops with bodycams had to show proof that ellie was being gooned.
>>25125529>one of her fansdo you have any mind chat?
>>25125542"but she said I looked like a gigachad one time after I gave her money, so therefore I am the winner."
josie wearing a "hey liberal cancel this" and its a pic of a gun shooting
>>25125547I guess not. Because I don't even understand what you're getting at now
binx said chicken wouldn't do well in fishtank because he's too popular and jet/ben would hate him for that
>>25125547in mind I mean >>25125550time machine
>>25125509What is wrong with his voice? Does he have the RFK disorder or was it all the drinking
>>25125556Yeah it would be a Cole situation
>>25125555>>25125557OIC. Yeah I've said you should shoot your shot before.
Skinny dipping with twiggsZues won
>>25125556
>>25125556Jet already kicked Chicken out of the ASO store and proceeded to go off on a 10 minute rage out cussing him out talking shit
>>25125336>Chill out coneYou rang, pedoklaus?
>>25125509who is that
>>25125566That was Ben
>>25125511Alex to penishead: "YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BE A PART OF ANYTHING BIGGER"
chicken has jetnep and bendubs dream life successful streamer fucks girls rich travels the country in a van friends with everyone gets up to crazy hijinks. no wonder they hate him he's everything they want but won't work for instead they'll just sit around rhode island dming girls who applied for the show asking if they'll suck their dick
>>25125568That's PedoMike
im feelin a content drought i need content bad
>>25125570the fishtank movie will center around this quote. it's important to the narrative on so many levels
>>25125567ew niggaput those pig balls away
>>25125568he hosted the painting challenge and was turned into a literal punching bag by the contestants
>>25125574how did he get that name
>>25125576It's a toss up between that and "I'd rather be raped than bored."
>>25125575i got you bro
why are these images so small
>>25125572Do they actually hate ChickenAndy specifically? Maybe Letty has been whispering in their ears about him
Post pics that are literally (You).
>>25125622
>>25125556He wouldn't do well because he'd be easy to make crash out. He's an alcoholic, drug addict, and sex addict. Binx is retarded. What would she know? She slipped through the cracks the entire time.
do not post pics that are literally you
>>25125566That was a good bitJet only hates chicken because chicken mogs him at irl
Was that Mike guy really a p3do? I thought he was maybe just being edgy from the clip I saw... Unless I'm missing a bunch of context, I don't want to defend him too hard if that's the case
>>25125566Where can I find a clip of this?
>>25125621Jet thinks ip2 is cancer and that fishtank is more “arthouse” or something. Really he’s just jealous which is why he sperged out at Ice Poseidon who was being nice to him and asking if he wanted to be his friend.
>>25125489I'm just would be happy with her rating them and telling me what I should work on to be more attractive even if she says ick 1/10
>>25125550
Jet and Ben thinking they are better than irl streamers is why they failed at irlthey don't have that dawg in em (nontent)
>>25125639Okay Fishtank is objectively more torture.. When most people hear about it or see anything they think "snuff film". Kickslop is closer to what normal people/kids might watch. Jet is so weird. On one hand he wants to be this edgy, provocative, niche art thing... but then he also talks about wanting to be the opposite. You can't really be both
>>25125633He doesn't have any kids, he was being edgy. People just needle him about it because he got banned and had to rebrand because of it and calling people pedos is the most basic form of internet argument
>>25125646objectively more cancer*
>>25125648Yeah I figured it was that basically
Bex is the Quincy Jones of Jet Neptune.
Hey liberalCancel THIS!
>>25125646>>25125649cancer sure but also torture.
>>25125639jet always had a stick up his ass about 'his' creation actually just being sams take on ip2 big brother or RV streamthats why jet tries to take control of the contestants like alex b because in his mind they have to belong to him. it's his only 'creation' and it was never really his
>>25125646Fishtank proper is more arthouse but that was mostly because of Sam. When they were doing streamstars or whatever, Jet said someone should put a camera up in a homeless camp and that it would be so cool and interesting completely ignoring that ip2 already did that with tts and everything.
so pedomike isn't really a pedo ?same with pedoklaus?
>>25125661klaus is
>>25125661not so fast lil gup farmer
>>25125657Shut up Claire
>>25125664get a job
>>25125566>>25125569Defending queen letty
>>25125662no? >>25125663?
>>25125279>Bot shills>We
>>25125646Cx is jackass fun time vibes.Fishtank is lynchian horror
>>25125666>666Claire confirmed. Stop assaulting hero cops!
>>25125660I just think it's especially lame for someone like Jet to diss Ice Poseidon. Because Sam has openly admitted that one of Ice's streams helped inspire Fishtank. I think on some level you should have some respect for your core influences, even if you think whatever they're doing now is lame
>>25125674>Fishtank is lynchian horror
>>25125660I dont know why jet thinks homeless = interesting. Nobody gives a shit about homeless bums like dave or whoever.
>>25125676>>25125666
picturing VGR riding in the backseat of his aunt's minivan like cryokeen (the passenger seat is empty)
the new fishtank redditors are already begging the mods to prevent people from posting and wants it to become a literal cult for the wiggers.
>>25125681Because he wants more crackheads that run on autopilot so he doesn't have to put any effort into producing a show
the camping site crash outs have started
hi claire
>>25125680Jet with nitrous and his latest cumbunny
>>25125682Claire why do you still hold a grudge against Fishtank. At a certain point it's doing you no favors to keep all this anger bottled up.
>HEINEKEN??? FUCK THAT SHIT
When Claire is here, she should be required to either use a trip or post a cute selfie every time to confirm it's her.
reply guys make me want to kms
what if TJ was a girl though tjoid per se
>>25125697that takes all the fun out of it
I hope JD reads the threads so that he knows how much he is loved and appreciated
hi jd
working on a new song called "aura like cryokeen"
>>25125703Wdym? Cute selfies are so much fun!
>>25125706JD is a redditor. He’s scared of 4chan
claire you need to get the raccoon cut
>>25125706i wish JD streamed on kick i'd send my brother a $1 tts calling him gay probably
>>25125711JD isn't afraid of anything
>>25125706I include JD in my nightly prayers. Hopefully some of that has transferred over to him via positive karma
I miss lil bro seth
>>25125697she's been too incognito lately that's why Betty has taken her spot as /ourgirl/
jd posting on 4chan then flying out to meet vgr and the cycle continues
>>25125718betty has no aura tho.
what if JD won season 5 in a matchup against james drake in minecraft pvp finalising his arc from redditor to /ftl/ soldier
Whichever one of you is the landon watcher could tell him to send JD a message that ftl are his biggest fans
>>25125717fuck you bitch
>>25125721JD has a bodycount of 50 women
Claire posting selfies with her raccoon colored hair would make chat forgive her for having sex with Jet probably
what would you do if you were cryokeen? like imagine a freaky friday situation but permanent, you wake up and you are cryokeen. what do you fix first?
We summoned Claire into posting arguing if she was a worse woman than beth There's a lesson there
>>25125718I'm still not a Betty superfan, but she's chill in here I guess
what if JD fought jet and fully knocked him out cold then took beth as his cumbunny
>>25125730she posts all the time dork it's just gay to be like LOOK IT'S CLAIREread the room
>>25125729purchase a lot of reta off of the internet
>>25125724Jet did say if JD stuck around he would rig it for him to win just because it would be the funniest outcome.If thats true or not I don't know but he did say it in the house after s5 ended. Probably high off pissing off all the twigger simps
>>25125721LOL
>>25125729I would improve my room for grandma
>>25125730There's this one fishgirl that Claire really hates but only I know which one (besides Letty and Abi I mean)
The fact that any woman posts here at all is fully insane
>>25125741They are our fag hags
Gonna go to bed and watch Jesse Lee Peterson. Goodnight ftl
>>25125729I would do my best to free palestine
>>25125726
>>25125741what do u mean? we are all attractive eligible bachelors here I think
>>25125490looks like they decided to leave because the site has horrible connectiontwigggs w
what if JD pissed all over laura while she was sleeping fully sending her into a mental break so she is kicked out of the house but they can't touch him because he has knocking out jet cold immunity
>>25125729have sex with my mother
will claire ever give a nice guy a chance?
when a brat princess hears some gay guys lying about her
>>25125734like if jd posted here I wouldnt want to get too excited because thats embarrassing I would play it cool and act like its not a big deal even though I would be so giddy and happy irl
>>25125743The tiles are kinda cool. and the fact it's not just a naked mattress is a huge surprise
>>25125736nah it was always clearly rigged for james drake to winjet just likes huffing his own farts 'trolling' the audience. as soon as JD said the cumbunny thing AND beat jet in boxing he was targeted immediately. the audience actually liking JD more than jet would have made him rope let alone JD winning 50k
>>25125734She usually doesn't do a flurry of posts like this unless she gets triggered by a vgr post or being accused of being a bigger whore than someone that's probably a bigger whore than her
>>25125741I think we are all ladies here
>>25125743why do you continue posting this Texas chainsaw massacre style horror house
all my farts today have been absolute bangers
>>25125743Do u have a blanket at the very least
>>25125730Claire cannot resist being compared to other fishgirls, VGR as a topic, or talks about fishtank being a torture show. They are like sugar to her.
>>25125756>audience actually liking JD more than jetThats the thing the paypigs hated him and thats all the feedback jet was getting about audience perception.During the season /tv/ had like 2 pro JD posters
>>25125734she does? my Claire radar has been broken lately
>>25125746I mean that this is like a classy gentleman's club. A manly place where men do manly things
>MEEEEEEdo the ellie challenge
>driving with your tongue outgirl autism
>>25125753TRVKE
>>25125764/tv/ was constantly raided by some faggy muslim chud discord bashir is on throughout the seasonsomeone posted images from it before
>>25125764post show JD is the most beloved after the twinslandon? simp. james drake? gaybashir? muslim faggot. JD was himself and fucked off after, thats enough for me to like himalso he did the JC move of 'im too rich for this poor people shit'
>>25125743resident evil 7 dlc
Is Claire skinny or chubby at the moment
>>25125694Claire is kind of like the female cryokeen that way
>>25125756
>>25125752why is his blanket brown
