I need a pink haired screechy anime gf so badly. I want one, I need one.But I'm stuck being a real human... I can't take it anymore. Why are real people so awful.. why can't I have anime girlfriend..Romance anime always makes me horribly depressed cause I realize these awesome people don't exist and I'll never have one. Life is suffering.
>>25126123best i can do is annoying clingy retard sarcastic husband
>>25126141Sadly those girls aren't real.. she is pretty and cute.. but real girls just yell about random shit all day.
OneyNG is innocent.
>>25126148real girls are terribly annoying and disloyalthey frighten meboys are so much easier to be around and talk to and trust>>25126152yeah exactly
>>25126176All real girls are full of hate and only want to hurt me.. Boys are better but I just aren't attracted to their physical form.
>>25126193girls never seem to know what they really want other than chaosthey dont know what peace is
>>25126213They are horrible humans but we can't really escape them.. at least we have our anime girls to watch.
>>25126224yeah at least we have them :) *animu girl hug*
>>25126236Hubby I need to die asap, please end my life.Just got a call, people sick today.. I accepted to take a 3rd route for today which means I'll be working till 9am.
>>25126246okay c'mere so i can nuzzle ur stinky self to deathcuz ur gonna be SMELLY for sure after all that :((that sucks)i kinda wanna know more about ur vampfu screechy girl :3
>>25126258Sure as fuck sucks.. especially since I'll be walking around during the day instead of at night and people scare me.I dunno what exactly to tell you.. she screeches a lot, is loud, all about fashion and looking good, afraid that others might think badly of her so she tries her hardest to be liked.. she's taking a total nerdy looking guy who us shy and rarely speaks.. and she isn't good at anything besides fashion and makeup.
>>25126268just dont hiss at them and everything will be alright me thinksdo you at least make a little extra for this?hmm i guess she looks more interesting than she sounds, the fangs and quirkiness seem cute i suppose
>>25126306That's not how mental illness works. Just being near them gives me the sweats, extreme anxiety and makes me feel sick.I'll get like 20bucks I think.I think she's interesting. She is very fun and lovely. Unlike real girls..
I came to say hi. Now I have to sleep to wake up earlyI'll try to come over on friday night. Stay safe, frens
>>25126323being around people i'm not accustomed to does similar things to me too, maybe not feel sick but i get so nervious and full of anxiety i cant speak or say things properly and often do foolish behaviorsso i try not to say anything which also seems to make people feel weird but i would rather just not speak than act foolishhey 20 isnt terrible i think?yeah im sure she's more interesting in the show, i like her appearance >>25126344hellohi good to see you and good night and you too!see u then
>>25126349I instantly fall into some sort of trance and have no control over what I do and can't think anymore. It's terrible.You can watch the show and see for yourself.
>>25126370yeah its a paralyzing feeling for surei might, giving something else a try rn...wonder if it'll be any good
>>25126638What you watching? Naruto?
>>25126642Witch Hat Atelier?still on ep onekinda boring so far
>>25126646I've got a feeling you choose anime based on how cute the main girl character is.
>>25126669nah, anon said this was supposed to be better than Frieren so we are seeing if thats trueep1 ended alright so we'll try moremain character is that guy and a littler girl who wants to do magicshe accidentally killed her momspoiler alert
actually i changed my mind
nevermind im too lazy to pick something else
Hello, again. You should kill yourself. And I truly mean that. You are the cancer that is killing /bant/. This is a stupid thread full of stupid people (except for that one guy). God willing your country is hit by a gigantic meteor, crippling everything in it's path.
>>25126684Hm.. the classic girl wants to learn magic huh. I mean it could be good. I never watched frieren so I dunno.
>>25126695um helloim part of the problem too :3but tywe are talking about animewhat are you watching?>>25126699the animation quality is really nice so farbut hey at least its not an isekai? lool >.<
>>25126717What you mean at least not isekai? It's the best genre there is. Whenever I see one I have to watch em.
>>25126718obviously i like them too because fantasy is my favorite but sometimes the story seems like it would be fine without the part where they are transported and would be a good story without itsometimes the story even seems to forget that it happened?
(not) Ears, you stopped tripping. Why?
>>25126695i thought your comment was a bit harsh until i read this. >>25126258fucking gross
>>25126728Ofc a boiled egg is fine wothout salt but why wouldn't you add a but if salt to make it more yummy?
>>25126729it mostly has to do with how spazzy im feeling>>25126735thats my husbandmister chastity thread poster >>25098566(yeah i saw you)>>25126736what
>>25126796Read
>>25126809all im saying is that the classic salt and egg is good, but sometimes they add extra flavor that isnt needed which just clumps them into that genre unnecessarily sometimes it feelsthey are still good, not saying that...>>25126735dw i was posting too :p
>>25126819Baka..Egg is anime, salt is isekai.
Hiya thread frens!
>>25126829imma make u fertilize my eggies and salt themi still like them...dont get me wrong...i just feel like.....anyways they are still good>>25126836meowdy hirowe are metaphorically comparing isekai to eggs
>>25126836Hi hiro>>25126841Do you finally understand that I'm saying isekai makes anime better? You depraved wench..
>>25126844yes i comprehend the point you are makingwhich one is ur favorite
>>25126844How are ya?>>25126841Surprisingly, this is one of the more normal things I've seen you two do
>>25126854That's a tough question..Rising of the shield hero an strongest sage with the weakest crest.. probably those. 2nd one isn't a regular isekai tho. He kills and reincarnates himself in the same world but like thousands of years in the future.
>>25126866Very annoyed.. gotta do overtime for like 2hours.
>>25126866funny enough we have normal conversations often but it seems like when you appear we are elbow deep in some weird ass shit loool>>25126871ooh i watched tht one too but i think i stopped at the end of season 3? idksomtimes i just lose interest randomlydid you ever watch overlordmare is my favorite>>25126876two more hours hubby!
>>25126894That just means there's never a boring day on this thread!>>25126876I feel bad for you Mordred.>Hugs and headpats the Mordred
>>25126735I would take this over the 300th "kill yourself", "nigaa", "third worlder", "cope" or other low-effort comments.
>>25126717ZOMBIE-LOAN.
>>25126905heck yeah we love it hereand new frens (and old) stopping in to take part of the shitpostingohhhh and i'll randomly see my screenshots posted on other boardswhich is like the highest of compliments ofc>>25126931we are kinda gross to some, its okeypart of the territory hehe>>25126953are you really? lolnever seen or heard of that one
AAAAAAAAAAI HATE WORK
>>25126964Your screenshots got posted on other boards? That is so cool!
ugh
>>251269721.5 hrs left hubby!>>25126986yeaaah! the bestest of compliments >>25126993woke up?
>>25126986>>25126972hmmkay sleepy time husband, hiro, indiananon and new frenz>>25127047im very whitegnight to you toosleep well
>>25127056>>25126972I'm gonna be snoozing too, nighty night frens!
You ever just do 27'000 steps without break and heavy weight?I'mma go smoke behind the supermarket now and buy beeru. My legs are destroyed.
the fuck is this thread
>>25127384It is my thread
>>25127409what is its purpose and why do you keep making it
>>25127415It's for things I like and wanna do and I keep making it because I keep wanna doing fun things.
>>25127417ok. carry on
>>25127372is husband okeygood morning sweetnessthats a lot of steps and weighthopefully you wont be sore tomorrow>>25127415we just here talking about random shit, acting obnoxious, and being hella gaywe are asking for your unique contributionoh and reaction imageswe love thosegot any good onesoh we were talking about our favorie isekai ..do you have one
>>25128900My legs are a disaster but I'm alive. Morning hubby.
>>25128915i bet beeru and vidya were extra nice when you got home hopefully no one tried to talk to u?
>>25128929Had to deal with many angry people. Was working till 9:45 but the deadline is 6:30 so they were all angry.
>>25128950nuuuu thats shitty as fucktriggers my huggle and nuzzling comforting desirewas there some extra reason why you had to work to 945? cuz you thought you had to do until 9?
>>25129044Hubby I'm watching kaiju loli again... I just realized.. she just ate a fucking atomic breath in class.. casually.. an atomic.. breath.. she just eats that.People are just always very mean and angry. I just have to deliver and keep walking.9am was inly an estimation. It was waaay worse than I thought.
>>25129333tripplesssdid they get more ep's translated? wait what did she eat? a bomb? or?yeah people suckim at work right now and this guy who sits next to me is being extremely enraging right now and i'm having to control myselfhe just keeps talking to me even though i clearly do not want to talk and im not saying anything to himdoes this ever happen to you when people just talk and cant tell they are undesired?blehhhhhhhhhhUGHNOW HE'S WHISTLEING AND LISTENING TO HIS BABY VIDEOS WHAT THE FUFFFFFFFF
>>25129357Hubby you retard.. she is inspired by godzilla. Godzilla's mouth beam is an atomic breath. That shit is plasma that detonates stronger than a nuke and levels cities. She has the breath too but she just swallows it. That makes her more powerful than godzilla.Yeah but just tell them to leave me be when it gets too annoying. Very aggressively.Tell him you need concentration and he's disrupting you.
>>25129441yeah sorry hubby my brain is not working todayeveryone is being a retard around me and im angry and annoyed and dont know why everyone is being so stupideven the not annoying person is being annoying because he's being helpless and not using his brain -__->Very aggressivelyhe finally got the hint when i interrupted him and started talking to someone else about work things
>>25129497Huby shut your dick trap, I finished kaiju girl romance. I need more. Hubby more. I fucking love kaijus and anime girls and romance.
>>25129534*waves pen0r in your face*i wish i was a kaiju girl for u to romance :3
>>25129544Bro your little wiener stands no chance against anime kaiju waifu. She even got that loli figure. You are toast.
>>25129547i will slap the shit out of you with my little penor and it will HURT you into submissionRAWWWRRRRRRR (xd)
>>25129554Oh suddenly you are fighting for me?
>>25129583IM AGGRESSIVE TODAY RAWWWRRREEETTHHHH PEOPLE ARE UPSETTING AND AGGREVATINGSO U GET TO DEAL WITH MEEEEEEEEE
>>25126964Yes. It's okay. Five episodes in. I just wanted something to watch before moving onto something else.>>25126972I hope your boss beats you down every single day both physically and mentally. You deserve nothing. I loathe you and your threads. Every time I see that disgusting square flag I get nauseous.
>>25129599Stop fighting me you tard! Fight for me!Ugh..>>25129603I have never seen my boss before.
>>25129603ohhhhh i see - i just starteda new one last night too, not stoked on it yetbut the animation is top tier thoughwe'll seedo u have a fav?>>25129627I'LL PIN U DOWN AND KISS YOU ON THE LIPS
No time for fighting, time for bananas and salted caramel!
>>25129690BA NA NA
>>25129702Please kill yourself
>>25129702here take two!>>25129730Don't do this.
>>25129730h-huh??>>25129754nanananananana
>>25129627>I have never seen my boss before.Oh, okay. Do you want me to feel bad for you or something? Whatever. I don't even know why I'm responding to your stupid response. Please get away from me. This thread sucks and it's all your fault for creating it in the first place. I'm never going to let this grudge go. Never. Ever.>>25129674Darker than Black.
>>25129984husband says i should watch that one too, i downloaded it but ...i didnt give enough of a chancefor some reason i've been less into serious shows/anime and just like the silly or dumb ones @__@
hey guys
>>25130630HAAAAIIIIIIIhows it going
>>25130596>for some reason i've been less into serious shows/anime and just like the silly or dumb ones @__@Oh, fuck off. Are you serious?>>25130630Together should beat OP up. Put him into a hospital. Leave his legs dangled. Leave his face fucked up. All that shit. Fuck everything up.
>>25131339why wouldnt i be seriousi did like apothacary diaries, that was kinda serious but lots of silly sarcasm stuff toodid you watch that onethe new third season drops in couple days
>>25130968The /qa/ girl...
>>25131782best girl
Apparently I forgot to pay my phone bill last month so now I gotta pay a fine of 40bucks. Why is this legal?
>>25131995if you forget to pay the make you pay more???? O_O
>>25132486Hubby how new are you to this planet?If you forget for long enough they even come with police to take all your possessions.
>>25131339>>25130968I don't know how I feelfelt kinda shitty all day but feel better now this afternoon after I had an energy drink, feeling a little particularly uninspiredI was thinking about Jesus and what compelled him to make the decisions he made, how he most have seemed crazy to everyone, hence Judas and the Jews and the Romans trying to kill him I guess, but I dunno. Was Jesus on the far right? yikes
>>25131756That is extremely pathetic. And for some reason, I feel a sense of disappointment aimed at you. I wonder why. Anyway, no. I didn't watch that. I'm not interested in recent anime at the moment. I've just been sticking with those from the 2000's. It's my favorite decade of anime after all. I hope you find the third season to be most enjoyable.>>25131995You get what you fucking deserve.
holy shit I keep getting all these advertisements trying to get me to accept it or something now,it seems apparent to me that America is accepting it again, or whatever you call it.
>>25132550no they dont...do they? really? for a phone?? O_<obama gave everyone free phones so they could track usi guess america isnt that bad>>25132576yes hello thats me but its also not the whole storyapothacary diaries remind me of the original fma before brotherhood in how its ritten, characters, and story arch in a sense, obvs not the same but had the vibesthanks! me too!what did you think about samurai champloo and black lagoon? two of my favvv's>>25132557itsokay to not feel okay but glad ur feeling a bit betterhe was divinely inspired and prayed a lotromans didnt want to kill him>>25132577there is a lot going on with that around the world rn
>>25132619Are you just pretending to be dumb?
>>25132632no im not, i told you i dont pretend...i'm dumb enough on my own without needing to do that and i know u dont like it so i wouldnt do it intentionallythe obama thing is an exaggeration but its also tru, you can get free phones in the us
>>25132639Mkay
>>25132649in the US if ur on a paid phone plan they just shut off service if you havent paid but i've never been charged extra for missing my paymentsthere is plenty of other stuff like that ...like i had to pay a ton extra for my car this year to re-register because i was late a few months
>>25132659That's even worse. That would mean people can't work anymore.
>>25131756>the new third season drops in couple daysIt already dropped a while ago. Episode 2 of the new season will be out in a couple of days.
>>25132688WHOHPS i mixed my fridays up HOOORAAYYY it happens lolthats amazingty>>25132680you can still call the phone company to pay but thats itgreatest country in the world or something silly like thathubby look i made food without terrible ingredients! >>25132553and i promise i didnt put on avocado!
>>25132724They'd get calls from me nonstop. I never pay my phone bills on time. What did you cook the veggies and noodles in?
>>25132619What was exactly divine about him? you almost can't get beyond the forced veil of platitudes when it comes to Jesus, but I want to have a real discussion about the man. Jesus honestly could have been on the far right or something, maybe even he just wanted power, who knows. Thus, he wasn't that great for sure. All this religious talk is just how he got away with it.
>>25132756mine is set to auto pay otherwise i would never remembereverything like that is for me because i would forget like crazy and always be latei added msg and an herb blend to both the noods and veggies :Dnothing crazy just simple for flavor>>25132779make a thread
>>25132792That doesn't answer my question but alright.. at least you did after seasoning.
>>25132802oh sowwie my brain it mushier than normal it seemsi boiled the noods in water (with the season and msg so it absorbed) and i steamed the veggies :)
>>25132807That's good. I always cook mine in chicken broth.And don't forget to always give it the salt bae sprinkle with the msg.
>>25132724You should also check out Tenmaku no Jaadugar from the previous season. It's like apothecary but mongolia, and the art style is cute.
Saar..
>>25132823ooh i dunno why i ALWAYS forget to do thatbut somehow i thought to season the water looolwdym salt bae sprikle with the msg?i def added msgmsg is like my favorite new thing>>25132825hmmkay i added it to my queueueueue :Dty for the suggestioni really enjoyed maomao, she's just so greatlove how she is so counter to jinshi's charms and a total herb autist nerd hehe
>>25132836My god hubby stop living under a rock. Google salt bae rn.. and then do what he does but with msg instead of salt
>>25132792nobody ever replies to my god damn threads, they're always dead and silent as fuckyou need to be in some type of secret discord chatroom to be popular on 4chan or some shitGen Z=the CIA
>>25132843omg lmao i just didnt know what the name was for that but ofc i've seeeeeen it looland i for sure do the ol razzle dazzlin' when im seasonin' msg is so good i dunno how i even was alive without it>>25132848oh okay i see
>>25132898Apparently you also didn't know which shrooms are good and how to make ramen.. but that's my role to teach you I guess. Muricans always seem to have a lack of food and cooking knowledge. I mean parts of your tard country thinks msg is dangerous.
>>25132848>4chan>popularthe point of this site is to be anonymous. you should not be striving for infamy amongst fellow anons, because if you achieve it, it'll more than likely mean you're a lolcow.
>>25132918yeah....no one, including my parents, taught me anythingits one of the reason i only make simple things to eaton top of that i just like simple foods toobut im glad ur showing me some neat things to try, im open to itthankfully you like simplicity also (but tasty)>>25132920discord thread boosting is just a myth anyways
>>25132920Damn you are stupid.The point of 4chan is having an online community. >>25132931My parents never taught me anything either. The exact opposite actually, they could have killed me. My ma is so retard she lives by this "it hasn't hurt me yet so it can't be dangerous" mentality. She will throw meat on the grill, make lots extra and then lets that shit stand out in the open for like 3 days and still eats it.When I taught myself about bacteria and toxins I was in shock. I lived that way all my life cause as a kid you don't know about how dangerous that is.When she mixes raw minced meat with spices and egg for meatballs, she taste tests that mix raw.. The stuff they eat and think is healthy is worse poison. They swear on their fucking sandwich.. bread, butter and cured meats together.. that is like trying to an hero.
>>25132920That has nothing to do with what I said, I think you are just pulling out a strawman completely from left field, but okay...
https://youtu.be/konyNLjl6cs
>>25132973thats good you taught yourself all thati never thought to learn it and used to get sick from food all the time :(another reason why i only eat simple things....cuz i know they are safer and fresh and i dont have to worry about what i dont know (ya know?)my diet used to be pretty bad when i had less money too, always eating fast food :(>>25132986he's just one of our discord groupies>>25132991they are still making music?dayum
>>25133033im deaf, i just like the lyrics.
>>25133035are you actually deaf?and whats the song about
>>25133047can't read, either.
>>25133048>shitposting in brailefucking based as fuck holy fucking shit prolapsed face hole
>>25133033Hubby you eat chicken every day. What you mean safer?
>>25133066i only buy it fresh and organic and locally sourced and the cuts i get are impossible to undercook
>>25133074I specifically avoid all organic foods except for lemon and lime.Unless you go to the farmer directly, your chicken is no different than the packaged ones u know. There us no difference in how fresh they are.
>>25133087well im not gonna butcher it myselfdid you know that some chicken here is sent to china for processing...for who knows what reason
>>25133110Logistics. Sending a ton of chicken via ship costs half a cent. Sending them in cooled trucks for days to a facility in america costs a fortune.
>>25133062sometimes, i lie
>>25133120i do what little i can :(wish it wasnt like this wayhavent been sick from food in a while thomaybe im just lucky>>25133131why should i belive u
>>25133147im not who you think i am
>>25132920Bant is where old 4chan lives.>taps the youtube videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3OTgTyujtEIf you are into bant and into lolcows, go check out a fishtank thread.
>>25133154who do you think that i might think you are?
>>25133164you thought that was clever, well it ain't.
>>25133168no im not clever at all, just curious
>>25133171curiosity killed the cat
>>25133147What are you doing?
>>25133173satisfaction brought him back āļ áĻāļ maiu>>25133174watching animu and talking with anon and my hubbywbu?are u on ur way home?
>>25133184Yeah, and I'm talking shit with gemini about organic food.
>>25133184follow the leader
Takashida Sakakaki
>>25133187All food in current production has been domesticated in some way. Vegans make me laugh because they would literally have to sustain themselves on crops grown from plants probably only available in seedbanks to be truly "vegan". The vegan/organic larp is real
>>25133196Organic bans GMO but GMO and selected breeding are not the same.I hate organic cause it bans GMO. I wanna eat all the GMO.
>>25133187>>25133203are you having fun? :) >>25133189weeeeeeeeh!
>>25133208Kinda. It's mostly annoying that faggot cucks got GMOs banned.. I wanna eat golden rice.
>>25133213i've never heard of golden rice before
>>25133216It's engineered rice with extra vitamins to help with eye sight cause many asians are not getting those vitamins. They eat too much plain rice.But loser faggots think that's a bad thing and ban it.
>>25133222tripsits could be a psyop so we cant have the good shitjust sayingcuz i wear the shiny hat and alli like my hat
>>25133203GMO is the way forward.If I take something from one plant and put it in another plant so that that plant has a higher crop yield or better nutrition, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that in my opinion. There should be whole governmental departments that gene test all food for consumption to make sure big GMO doesn't stick carcinogenic genes or some other shit into food (like an arthritis causing factor/gene or Alzheimer's causing factor/gene etc.) but people are so illiterate about genetics that this hasn't been a foresight.
>>25133033You kind of have a tendency to simplify things
>>25133229It's green faggots as always. They bitch about the golden rice escaping into the wild.. which is fucking irrelevant, it's fucking rice..Others bitch that corporations would control the food industry.. the golden rice patent is fucking free. It was specifically given away so poor farmers can make food.Retards bitch "but maybe not much vitamin a survives in the rice" so fucking what? It still has it. Even if only 1% survives, that's infinitely more than regular rice.And food faggots say "just eat better food to get vitamins, have better diet".. fucking retards.
