Previous: >>25127218Alex B banned on kick (temporary), rip kick.com/monkeykingcobrawill Alex B bend his knee?
Alex is going to die of a heart attack or crash his car or something he's a tragic death kinda guy. I bet he wants one of those headstones with his picture on it.Note for later: inquire about legality of buying headstone rights from poor people for advertising purposes.Imagine. Every graveyard, for all of eternity. The golden archesGolden arches forever. Everywhere. Imagine the indigent graveyard. Just a field of gold arches. Like crosses on Flanders. And do you know where their family are going to go for some comfort cheeseburgers after the big burial?Imagine buying the headstone rights to someone you hate with a passion and you just stick a picture of a nigger sex offender on there with his name beside it.God I would feel powerful. The Gravelord of Prince Albert.
Golden arches, forever. You will kneel before them one day whether you need to be put there or you do so willingly. When you pass through the arches, and you stand behind their might, only then will you find peace. All that lay outside the dominions lives are forfeit. You talk shit about McDonalds you're getting a fucking bullet
>Alex got banned after chimping out for three hours straight last nightKEK
It's fucked up that Claire went on Powtank just to humiliate Abi and rub in that Jet liked her more.
Everyone will have state issued wives if they can't find one. Can't find a wife? We got you a wife. Can't find a husband? We're gonna marry you off to one. We're going to integrate supply chain technology, and a hub and spoke model and were going get these hungry children fed and were gonna get these incels having sex and we're gonna find these women and marry them off to these incels and during that sex there will be children produced who give them some purpose It's the arches or its the grave accept Ronald's peace or be consumed by his wrath you have your choice choose to be happy or die by the sword and flameAustin you can have Betty
i think they are making chicken leave the park.
>>25129452It was cap doh Jet was playing both of them at the same time lol
Chicken Andy becoming King of the Austin leeches has been an entertaining outcome of SeeEx. Very much enjoying this new content arc.
>>25129439He is lucky dude didn't want to fight I think Alex would have gotten hurt
https://kick.com/greatwhitemike
>>25129452It's fucked up that the both of them care more about Jet's opinion (he hates them and only ever wanted a clabi threesome) than our opinion (we love them and want the best lives for our bitches)
>>25129468I forgot Abi killed all of those cats just because she wanted Goran dick
>>25129465>some retard facecammingduuude thank you for the link bro i love this contont!!
you guys wanna talk about cryokeen? how long does he have left on the island? seems like he's been "moving" for a year
Who here going to be whacking their willy to the Nina OnlyFans? *raises hand*
>>25129477nigger nina?
guy who wants to talk about cryokeen in October 2026
>>25129483Hasn't cryo been kick banned for ages?
>>25129406GLUG GLUG
>>25129451best girl right thar
good news for my retro gaemin brozSpriggan got a English translation https://www.romhacking.net/translations/7800/
I want to talk about cryokeen in october 2026
Summer just kicks my big brother instincts in to overdrive. In retrospect, i don't know why they brought her on, let alone let her continue after she puked fangirling after Sam.
we need 2 be moving on from the Cryokeen bit I think
>>25129496/ftl/ doesn't really move on.
>>25129493i felt this way too until the sextape. now all i see is a whore
this is what cryokeen sees when he comes home to the island at night
>>25129499She had a fucking mental episode.
good news for my retro gaemin brozLove and Destroy got a English translation
i'm gonna cum for summy
>>25129502he should strap his phone camera to his helmet when he rides his e bikemake some content that isn't boring or disgusting fat guy eye rape for once
naked fat guy eye rape I mean
>>25129508No one that tells a server full of dudes they're jacking off is straight,
i love the part where thick white cum is deposited on her tummy
put cryokeen in a position of authority
Hey its me
Season 6: Malfoid tank
>>25129513you're gonna like what happens next even less
>>25129516Hoe many times you gonna leave this thread to take a nap.
>>25129520>Hoe many timesfreudian
>>25129519I'm aware of the canadian, he seems to be taking a rest.
>>25129486TOTALLY WRONG PIC
Alex B bitching out two Cx streamers so far is so kino. IP2 fags think if Alex gets heemed, he’ll stop looping. FTL always wins.
when do the chadlennials show up to talk about videogames
I need mizzy to recap the whole binx situation from last night
I'm going to fishtankfishtanksex with mint's booty
>>25129525Only Alex B can defeat Alex B.
twigggs was on the apprentice?
>>25129525>Alex>No xena wife
>>25129517so everyone is jerking off to gender bent Harry Potter villain fan fic now? weird bit
I remember having agenda free tv on in the background one night and lookner goes "and cryokeen says" and I had to come check here to make sure I wasn't losing my mind
pop or flop?
>>25129528I miss thicc mizzy
>>25129532yeah and she found out her ex that tried to kill her committed suicide while she was on the show
>>25129536It's all over /tv/.
>>25129536>Weird bitKlaus can you be less obvious? I already have doggie and chat filtered.
JUST BECAUSE YOURE RIGHT DOESNT MEAN IM WRONGANOTHER SHOULDER TO CRY UPONI DONT WANBA LOSE YOUR LOVE TONIIIGHT
>>25129541isn't she technically a child in school doh? or do wizards have a senior year when everyone is 18 allegedly?
>>25129546CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
Austin getting angry at his wife betty for cleaning up the piles of tobacco off his floor
I guess the Internet is okay with pedo stuff but only if it's a drawing not a real person then it's okay to be pedo (?) very confusing >>25129543no you don't
>>25129522Which Canadian?
>>25129499Post it so i can avoid it please
>>25129543I just add him to the filter whenever I see spammed pointless replies with images at the start of a thread and it's always him. haven't been wrong yet
>>25129548you can usually tell by the letty sized boobs.
cryo we need footage of you riding your ebike please
>>25129540which season?
>>25129551Austin would never. He wants Betty to live in his haven.
>>25129551does he let those cats roam around outside? that dirty matt on the floor is probably covered in fleas and ticks too
>>25129536Ooo what connects to the wireless? A PS4 controller possibly? That's the best controller Sony ever made. Fuck the PS5 controller!
>>25129560guy who pretends to be two different people that have filtered me
>>25129559https://gofile.io/d/1RNeXAOt
>>25129558The one that has an autistic fixation with that dick pic.
>>25129571what makes you prefer the ps4 pad over the ps5 pad
Austin waking up wet because his wife betty pissed the floor mat again
>>25129575Allegedly I heard that he showed up on Sardine Tin and is actually a pretty chill, normal guy. That was a shock to learn that.
>>25129573nigger more than 2 people have filtered you. There's a reason you cycle names.
Do you think the next season of fishtank we will see mizzy and binx finally put their differences aside and help out one of the female contestants even though it means a younger more talented girl goes over?
>>25129564Nick lee's shitty Cx apprentice event last january
>>25129578Are you him?
The ps5 controller reminds me of Star WarsLike if the empire made a console for their storm troopers it would look like that
>>25129499That sextape was the best thing any fishgirl ever did. Thousands of hours in struggle sessions from people being ashamed of their sexual encounters and who they really are. What Summer did is an evolution of people's minds, she didn't make any money off of it. There's still people out there who are not religious, sexuality active, intellectuals, and not making any sexual content and they still think they have opinions worth listening to or something intellectual to say. They are so far from being an adult and actually having a mature mind it's crazy
>>25129580no. i doubt they'll ever interact again
Austin didn't hear his wife betty call for him (he was watching jesse lee peterson on his floor mat) so she punches a window cutting her arm up for his attention
I’m so jealous that alex b got a footjob from xena
>>25129580What exactly was the cx mizzy binx beef about? I've only seen webms with no audio.
>>25129590We all are.
Wife betty goes out shopping and austin immediately goes to 4chan to post about how she is out cheating on him
>>25129576100% the rounded handles. The ps5 handles are too skinny and seem to point more inward than outwards. It's just really awkward for me to hold personally. I feel like more people might have an issue with it too, but they're still too embroiled in a console war to ever say negative about it at this point. Or maybe it's just me and I'm crazy. Ps4 controller feels more durable too
>>25129579u say that but everyone already knows you are just cone switching IDs to try to make every thread about me (weird bit imo)
>>25129579totally normal, definitely not desperately attention-seeking
>>25129584No I just heard people saying he's normal and was blown away by that
We don't sexualize Summer in these threads. Simple as.
>>25129597ya I agree actually the ps4 pad mogsbut the ps5 is backwards compatible with pretty much every ps4 game and u can use the ps4 pad with ps4 gamez on ur ps5
Did that actually happen? Didn't the Josie cock guy go on Sardine Tank? I never watched it personally
they are saying twigggs fucked tiedyez last night
>>25129602ok
>>25129602He is normal he just hates Josie and her simps because they are annoying I guess >>25129610I was not aware of this lore>>25129601can u stop giving urself (you)sit's giving me the ick chat
>>25129563THIS
>>25129609I use the PS4 controller on my PC anytime I'm playing a 2D game or something that requires the D Pad heavily. But I'll use a series X controller for 3D games
hmmm I why young professional irreligious people are ashamed of their sexuality and don't film their sexual encounters. Probably because it would invalidate their whole legal moral system and the philosophical logic that undergirds the courts
>>25129617I'm ngl I was never fan of the Xbox controllersExcept for the Duke That one mogs
>>25129613>everybody must know who i am
>>25129551That would never happen I would take her out for a nice sit down dinner and we would get tipsy and watch goyslop on TV and fall asleep fat and happy
>>25129605I don’t find summer attractive at all. Trish though? Now Trish I can get into
mfw digging in to my austin folder to set up a 3 part meme combo
>>25129612I don't think that guy is ashamed at all about posting Josie cock. So if I was him I would just post that next to what I'm saying right now. But instead I will post a picture of this handsome corgi
>>25129619I got big ass hands. Which... you know what they say about large hands, right? I have to wear large gloves because any smaller size would be uncomfortable
>>25129593All I know is that it had something to do with mizzy telling jimmy to not invite binx (and vimp) to the streamer house event. this caused the binx vimp schismKnoswal was mentioned but was only brought up and used to "discredit" binx and vimp To no avail of course Mizzy stated in private to jimmy that "we dont need binx if we have angie" but angie ended up not delivering the binx (and vimp) energy that mizzy proposed to jimmy as an excuse to not bring binx (and vimp)
>>25129621just saiyan not every thread has to be about Klaus (tho I am the main character so I understand why some people would feel that is necessary)
>>25129601lmaowhy does the world's least interesting man insist upon himself
>>25129628I have big hands too so the xbox controllers always fell better. But for this generation the PS5 controller is super comfortable.
Those aren't all mine obviously But the Matthew Allen Carey one is pretty funny and true haha
>>25129577Wouldn't even care because I love her
>>25129634Yea for me it's the Series X or PS4 pad. Maybe the PS5 controller will grow on me... but I don't plan on buying one any time, so hopefully the next playstation controller drops and is even better
>>25129629Wow
>>25129631imagine coming here everyday to spam, knowing you have to change your name because half the posters here have you filtered, but you really need them to see your 50 e-girl posts
>>25129629>All I know is that it had something to do with mizzy telling jimmy to not invite binx (and vimp) to the streamer house event. this caused the binx vimp schismHoly shit this is so inaccurate its crazy.
>>25129629This would make a great Saturday morning cartoon
Is Xena a bad influence on Alex?https://x.com/SlackerBluePod/status/2107460563429409095
>>25129637i fucking hate klaus
>>25129629>the binx (and vimp) energy"binx energy" is already crazy but implying vimp has energy is fully insane
>>25129646speak your truth. don't let them control the narrative!
I am trying to play KOTOR via switch emulator, but can't find nsp of it and the one on rustor doesn't work?
I love when Vimp speaks in a droning monotone that never modulates to different octaves
>>25129645>still talking to yourself you are really that bored go walk around your neighborhood and ask people if they need their lawn mowed or somethingmake yourself useful doggie
>>25129589I would never ignore her and self harm would be a cringe thing of the past.We would be happy and get fat and raise babies and/or animals together. Have happy Christmases and trips to Disney and lots of love and cuddling but not too much so she doesn't get the ick from me being a lvl 5 clinger
>>25129654>emulating a game with a native pc versionunless it's like saints row 2 or deadly premonition where the pc port is just fucking busted, why?
I get to go home early so that's pretty coolI'm gonna play mmorpg
who would end up murdering their children first, austin or betty?
>>25129656post your klit faggot
