Ask him which gentlemans clubs hes a member of and watch him squirm, watch him recoil, "ive been found out"
>>25131422That's good to know.I dont want to be rude around civilized people
>>25131422Now show the new brits eating Rice.
>Never turn the fork upside down>Eats with the fork upside downwhat?
>>25131422what a zesty pale man
>>25131422*Tsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssth*
>>25131424>he thinks brits are civilized>>25131422they never outgrew their mums.
>>25131425With or without bananas?
It's the free mason secret inverted dining of the innitiated.They also eat their hamburgers upsidedown.
>>25131422I eat rice with a fucking spoon.
always use your shovel backward
>>25131426dis nigga shovels food into his mouth with his dominant hand
>>25131422This would be considered rude in America, we use the serving spoon.
>>25131422Do you stab each grain of rice individually instead?
>>25131430Yes
>>25131434making things harder for no reason is humiliation
>>25131422I don't eat rice, that's chingchong food
>>25131422I wonder how he sucks cock
Because they can't afford steak anymore
>>25131422>we never turn the fork upside down while using a knifeThis retard needs to check the orientation of his silverware on the table. There might be a clue that he's a fucking retard.
>>25131422I think your webm is broken.I watched that several times and the microphone didn't explode once.
>>25131432I do hope you have procured the appropriate loicense for your spoon from your local authority.
>>25131432Are there actually people in England who still do that weird fake fancy shit?Surely that's a meme from centuries ago, right? Englishmen have way too many good insults to be that lame
Idiots. You use your hands
>>25131444I see you’ve played Loisey spoony before!
>>25131422Lately they eat rice with their hands I've heard
>>25131445If they were eating food worthy of the etiquette it wouldn't be baffling.Yes, I WILL default to proper with a steak.
>>25131440propably by using just 2 fingers to hold the dick in place and gently sucking the tip
>>25131422who the fuck is eating white rice by itself? rice farmers in the area so it is popular but never have i, nor would i, just eat some fucking rice by itself.
>>25131449You dip the steak in your mashed potatoes and gravy, silly.
>>25131451Ever eaten cereal by itself?Congratulations. You now understand.Yes, the cereal is still by itself with milk.
>>25131422gay shit
>>25131445they eat pizza and candy bars with a kniofe and faurk
>>25131452>you do this thing you don't actually doWhat.Steak goes with baked potato. Mash and gravy is for roasts.
>>25131422>eating riceFaggot shit that's meant for slaves. No thank you.
>>25131450Why do you know so much about fellatio etiquette?
>>25131440with his pinky up
>>25131422at first glance I thought this was Biden, my eyes are getting shitty
>>25131432I use a fork, without a knife.Having to use two hands indicates low skill imo.
>>25131445Upper middle class wankers are prone to this. they are desperate to be upper class, but will settle for cutlery gatekeeping of the tier of middle class beneath them if they can't marry into it.To answer your question. hardly anybody is like this as 98% solely eat from the paper bags Greggs sausage rolls come in.
>>25131457you would know dahlit
>>25131422Britbongs are cum slurping faggots.
>>25131462real brits eat like this
>>25131425
>>25131422He's telling you that he's constipated without telling you. Rice did that.
>>25131463Indians just wake up and eat poo. Not to be funny, not out of any necessity, they are just hardwired to eat shit right out of the womb. Fascinating
>>25131422why are white ppl always so zesty
>>25131458watched your *** do it many times
>>25131465That may be a goofy video, but my father has told stories of people decades back who would do this with a tin of uncooked baked beans. never accept a cup of tea at those peoples houses.
>>25131422> eating ricesubhuman foodalso> just like peasabsolutely notthe man is a liaralso a rice eater so well yeah
>>25131422Perfidious Albion
Zest vampire
>>25131422>eating riceWhat are you, a chink?
>>25131422>British dining etiquette No such thing exists. It's all arabs and niggers
>>25131422I eat rice in a rice bowl with chopsticks the way nature intended.
>>25131422I do this with sweet potatoes
>>25131466Unreal
>>25131423Yeah. Actor. I have never heard of this upside-down rice eating. You eat it either with a fork or spoon but if you do use a fork it is like using a spoon. There is no upside-down tomfoolery.
>>25131422>Not eating it face-firstWHY
>>25131422I'm pretty sure most of the Bongs on this site are middle class and wouldn't be able to tell you why these people do what they do
>>25131464But enough about your fetish.
Geezer does a Jacob Rees-Mogg and really hams up an RP accent to trick the working class into thinking he's a toff.I'm gonna be honest, lads; as an akchooly toff, we eat rice with a spoon 'cos it's easier. Its like a little bowl, innit.
>>25131482Why you put a bunch of tiny pieces of food you are trying to bunch up into one spot, on the convex vs the much easier concave part of the utensil? Pray tell. I'm dying to hear why we actually should turn soup bowls upside down and push the soup on top with a knife. Fuck it why not just eat with a solid gold cheese grater? The lowlife poors won't be able to get one.
>>25131466Looks exactly the same going in and going out
>>25131422he def swallows to not be rude
>>25131422Etiquette "experts" is one scam. The worst is being a "royal expert" on American TV. An absolutely hilarious selection of actors and con merchants dressed in charity shop tweeds putting on fake accents. If things ever really go that bad for me I might consider it. Regulars at the Palace? I doubt they are regulars at National Trust properties.
>>25131484Do you think Americans actually believe Rees-Mogg is aristocrat? There is a point where shamelessness has its own quality I guess.https://youtu.be/XTyPJz7DwxI
>>25131422Help me out here anonsWhy is it proper etiquette to move the fork to your off hand, use the knife with your main hand, and then move the fork back to your main hand? Why not just pick up the knife in your off hand, cut what you need while holding the meat with your fork, and then just put the knife back down? I've never been able to make myself donit the "right" way because its dumb and inefficient. Do people not have the strength or coordination to use a steak knife in the off-hand?
Fork upside down in my left handKnoife in my right handProper way to eat a staek
>>25131422They have to make sure to eat as homosexually as possible.
>>25131491WhyYou'll be using the fork for every bite whether it involves cutting meat or not Why not just keep the fork where it is by default in your main hand and take up the knife in your left when you cut a new piece offWho are you putting on the juggling act for And no don't spend the whole meal with your fork in your off hand it makes you move like a muppet, your dominant hand should do the primary task, the knife is the accessory
>>25131493Juggling act? Are you retarded? It's literally the easiest, most effective way to use a fork. Stop eating like an uncoordinated toddler.
>>25131494Me, uncoordinated? You can't weild a knife in your off-hand?
>>25131494Do you eat with a fork in your off-hand when you're not cutting meat?
>>25131422We don't. I use a spoon cos I'm not a neurotically repressed homosexual.
>>25131465Now thats sum propa scran innit>>25131471>do this with a tin of uncooked baked beans. never accept a cup of tea at those peoples houses.do what mate?
>>25131422This dumb fucking post is off-topic.
>>25131422No one gives a fuck your "british" country is covered in browns and is doomed
>>25131422you know the economy is bad when wealthy cunts are eating a plate full of rice
>>25131500No u
The class system is absolutely disgusting. But then I look at the US, that has no class. I might just write humanity off
