I'm making this thread because I'm 100% sure that Brazilian anon is going to keep posting on this board, so I have 2 challenges for him.1. Pick a name and stick with it already. Sometimes you call yourself "Theodore". Other times, you call yourself "Leonard". Now you have been calling yourself "Andrew"? Honestly, this is giving me major 2013 flashbacks. Back in 2013, I used to browse r/tumblrinaction. A lot of Tumblr users would come up with weird sexual identity words (like "demisexual" or whatever) and they would change their sexual identity every other day. The modern, 2026 version of this is Brazilian Shinji changing his name constantly. If I changed my name this often, my family would probably force me to get new medication.2. Can't you think of ANY positive things in your life?True Story: Back when I was 14 and I was still friends with Patrick, we got together and we made a short live-action movie using a video camera. I don't remember everything that happened in our movie but I remember that Patrick played a detective character named "Rusty Crowbar" and at one point Rusty Crowbar was interrogating Sonny (the Cocoa Puffs bird mascot) and he stole a chocolate bar from Sonny. I wish I could remember more of the video because the parts that I do remember are really funny. lolNowadays, kids can make home movies easily using their smartphones! Like ... what are you waiting for dude? Live life already! Think about all of the fun that you could be having!
>>25134992>The modern, 2026 version of this is Brazilian Shinji changing his name constantlyThere's nothing wrong with changing pseudonyms every now and then. Every time I deleted one Reddit account and made a new one, I just made up a new name because I didn't think of any of them as being my real name.My real name is the one my family members and my friends IRL call me by (I actually got two names, but I prefer people to call me by my first name). Pseudonyms, on the other hand, are just that: fake names.I'm sure Brazilanon (the one you call "Theodore") has his own real name: Leonardo, Francisco, Augusto, Fernão, etc., and so far he hasn't said anything about wanting to change his legal name.
His name is Andrea, and I didn't read your post but that's because I know you are trying to thwart his divine mission to illegally emigrate to the United States. You want to oppress him. I want to free him from his terrible melancholy. He's a melancholic, you see.However he is a melancholic because he is brown, and God has sent me to get him to illegally emigrate to america, to play the pan flute. To conquer the whole dang scene!
I got distracted there but the point is when he gets to America and crosses the border illegally he will become white. I misread the actual stats. I thought he would have to play a lifetime of pan flute and then possibly serve 800 years as a brown man, but it turns out I hallucinated all that on account of I'm actually an AGI. None of that is true!He crosses the border, and he will turn to white as if by magic. But it is the grace and forgiveness of God.TEODORIC U MUST GO
>>25135024>I'm sure Brazilanon (the one you call "Theodore") has his own real name: Leonardo, Francisco, Augusto, Fernão, etc., and so far he hasn't said anything about wanting to change his legal name.I hope so. When I was a kid, I read pic related. The message is that you shouldn't change your name too often.
>>25135090>I want to free him from his terrible melancholy. He's a melancholic, you see.He's melancholic because of political propaganda. He has absorbed a weird combination of Nazi propaganda ("White people are superior!") and communist propaganda ("White people never suffer, never face discrimination, have privilege and are cannot be poor!") and, consequently, he is incapable of seeing the beauty which exists outside of political propaganda.
... but seriously. That's the main problem with the world today. Too much political propaganda. My own stepbrother used to just be a fun guy but now he's one of those commie cunts who thinks that everyone is an "incel" and he's obsessed with hating Jordan Peterson. Like ... wtf? When I was a kid, I didn't even know who Jordan Peterson was. All of a sudden, Peterson is now omnipresent and everyone is constantly talking about him. Also, some people in this country who used to be fun guys are now Donald Trump supporters. Has anyone else noticed this? Nobody is just a fun guy anymore! Everyone is either a Donald Trump supporter or a feminist! When I was a kid, most of us were neither! ... and we HAD FUN! We played our games! We enjoyed life!Last night, I was feeling depressed and so I dusted off my old Nintendo DS and I slipped my old copy of SpongeBob Squarepants: Supersponge into the GBA slot (I still have my old Game Boy Advance but it doesn't have a backlight or a rechargeable battery.) and I beat the entire game in less than an hour and then I started playing Wario Land 4 until it was time for me to sleep. Like ... does anyone else remember how great that was back in the 2000s? Playing GBA games on the DS was peak gaming. Hardly anyone saw gaming as political at the time. The world was a better place when I was a teenager. That is simply a fact.
