I wish you'd stop shitting up the catalogue with these shit threads

>>25156106
you should get a car

>>25156136
my last car got totalled so I'm scared of getting a new car

>>25156144
Were u drunk driving

>>25156153
no it was due to my sober incompetence

>>25156169
were you getting road head?

>>25156173
no nigga gosh
anyway yeah I have to get a new car soon because north america doesn't let you live without a car

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>>25156144
same with my bike, that's why i decided to stop riding and get a car.
the roads just aren't safe with all these cattle around.
>>25156188
at least you'll be more aware now, but even if you do take it easy you'll still get wrecked by some agitated woman in a big suv anyway.

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>>25156225
That's ironic because I have a bike and not a car right now. But it's turning winter as we speak so I pretty much have to buy a new car no matter what.
Anyway I've devoted myself to defensive driving practices now so I can avoid anything the SUVfoids throw at me

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I use the bus

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>>25156266
in any case a car is way safer.
>defensive driving practices
these are going to cause a lot of seething from the roadcattle...

>>25156106
cars should be banned

I have to renew registration.

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I have a scooter.
Its name is Scootaloo.
You guys named it in a thread where the best id got to choose.
I'm surprised it got a wholesome name, and not something like Niggerkiller 5000.
Scootaloo is a nice name and it is still riding well.

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>>25156106
>>25156112
i hope he never stops
the car posting board story arc is meta nuanced funny
not laughing out loud funny
but i think its great
and im an authority figure around here of kind of in my own way
(because i said so)

>>25160089
i remember that thread
it was a lot of fun
hows it scooting?
have you made a theme song yet?
i think that was my suggestion

>>25160146
That thread was fun indeed, cool you remember.
Scootaloo is scooting great. Getting close to the 5000 km mark (~3100 miles). I still have free service checks for the next 2 years.
>have you made a theme song yet?
>i think that was my suggestion
Oh yeah, I remember that suggestion. Haven't made it. I really should.

Well there it is. I'm no musician so I just let some AI shit out a song. It's kinda fitting though, kek.
https://voca.ro/1ANK0xfY4HoQ