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I just don’t know what to do anymore bros. My chest literally hurts from crying all night.
My gf is 6 months pregnant. We never explicitly talked about it but I assumed we would just wait until after the baby is born to have sex again. I'm not a prude or anything but the literal thought of my dick being a few inches away from my unborn child makes me want to vomit. I can't do it.
She thinks otherwise and says it’s "no big deal." To make things 100x worse, I walked into our bedroom yesterday and caught her using a massive vibrating dildo. I completely panicked and started yelling that the vibrations were going to give the baby brain damage or a concussion. She just rolled her eyes and told me that if I’m too much of a coward to do it, she’ll just take care of it herself.
I locked myself in the bathroom and cried until 5 AM while she just went to sleep. I feel completely emasculated and sick to my stomach. Is she right? Am I losing my mind? Please give me some advice.
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It is natural to not feel attracted then. You can transmit some fucked up disease to your kid.
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>>25158999

Also please consult this with your local jewish llm or dogtor.
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>>25158998
OP I’m sorry to hear all this. I don’t think you have a problem necessarily but it sounds like you’re in a shitty situation
>I walked into our bedroom yesterday and caught her using a massive vibrating dildo. I completely panicked and started yelling that the vibrations were going to give the baby brain damage or a concussion.
This made me laugh so goddamn hard, though. This is one of those sentences that you can only ever read on this site. It’s one of those sentences written so perfectly earnestly that you know for sure it’s not even trolling. The purest form of comedy and I wish you could be enjoying this kek with me right now instead of suffering
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>>25158998
My friend found out his son was gay because he had sex with his pregnant wife and realized a tiny pair of hands was fondling his cock while he was inside her.
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>>25158998
What a shitty thread, grow some balls or divorce her and go suck dicks.
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Isn’t pregnant sex one of the biggest growing categories in porn

Someone is pushing degenerate shit
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Buy her a strap on dildo.
U know what to do from there.
GAH SAVE THE QUEEF!
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>>25158998
Youre a faggot who isnt ready for fatherhood
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>>25158998
fucking your pregnant wife is the best
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bro if you cant handle her hook me up
Ill do anything for /pol/ bros
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>>25159007
Nah it’s child molesttion because the kid is physically connected to the mother
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>>25158998
Get it now while you can. You're not having sex for a while after the baby is born.

Then hope you don't hate the child for keeping you away all night every night for months (possibly years).

Seriously, enjoy the silence and pussy while you can.

>t. father of 11 month old
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>>25158998
>fake and gay
>normalnigger
>humblebragging
gtfo my board
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OP you got it wrong.
You won't have sex after the child is born for a good while.
And after that women are less receptive in general. It will be all about the child. I speak from experience and any dad will say the same.
You have to take it while you can. Pregnant sex is nice and harmless and you're being a retard, honestly.
I lol'd at your wife dildoing herself though. Just put it in, anon.
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This has gotta be a LARP thread. Surely someone wouldn't be THIS uninformed about anatomy yet hold such a strong opinion of it, right? RIGHT??? I mean, this is something a 5 second Google search would clear up.
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>>25158998
Op you're a fucking faggot, pregnant women are hot. Well let me clarify, women who are not deformed creatures and pregnant are incredibly hot. Don't want to gas up ugly bitches. Smdh senpai
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>>25158998
>vibrations were going to give the baby brain damage or a concussion.

I'm literally a doctor and I've seen this happen more than you know
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>>25159000
>>25158998
Shalom, OP if you are circumcised there is nothing to worry about.
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>>25158998
I get it, women are fucked up and so anyone that doesn't get it. There's a baby right there inside her, fucking her would be like a pedophilic threesome
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Just fuck her ass or tell her to give you a blowjob.



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