Will he look like a cute blond twink if he wears blue lenses too? Will it work? He wants to look like OP picrel. His skin is olive. Will it work?
>>25185784Well ... is the point to attract a woman?If so, then you are going to have to tell her about what you really look like pretty early on in the relationship. She'll get mad if you try to lie to her and then she finds out the truth.It'll be much easier to find a woman who likes your normal, Portuguese self.Me and Mexican bro have already pointed out that not all women have these very narrow physical appearance preferences.
Why tha fuq did you post a guy making the "Getting railed by 2 black guys at once" pose?You just wanna be a male prostitute, don't you?
>>25185878why are you gay?
>>25187141You can't fight gays with heterosexuality. You just gotta fuck the gays till they're afraid of the cock.You act like a cumslut, and all your blondboyfagging is just about wanting to be a cumslut with a blond wig.
>>25187879i'm not gay unlike you. all you do is talking about cocks and futanari go give your ass, you mexislut
>>25188247>i'm gayftfy
>>25188518You ain't gettin either because you're a sissy made for white men with big, veiny cocks.Even in your imagination, you only wanna be an even bigger cumslut for old white men like those Shimakaze cosplaying slutboys.If you wanna be androgynous, you wanna get a lot of dongs up your ass.
>>25188622>You ain't gettin either because you're a sissy made for white men with big, veiny cocks.>Even in your imagination, you only wanna be an even bigger cumslut for old white men like those Shimakaze cosplaying slutboys.>>If you wanna be androgynous, you wanna get a lot of dongs up your ass.
white germanic men rule the world. men are better than women. we're stronger than them. 99% of things were made by white men. niggers and brown are inferior and shouldn't have existed.
>>25188913Well ... don't get yourself into trouble. Just enjoy things.https://youtu.be/JC8JEgV80ig?si=dRD-bt0KFgdbdXPY
>>25188518All white foids wear make up there is no "natural feminine beauty" a foid without make up looks like a guy without any facial hair.
>>25188913>white germanic men rule the world.Waluigi is Italian though.
>>25189194>there is no "natural feminine beauty"Not even big boobies?
>>25189214Boobies count I suppose, but a lot of big boobies irl are just saggy and unattractive there are a few exceptions. then again im not a big boobs guy
>niggers and brown are inferior and shouldn't have existed.What about the ones who like Pokémon?https://youtube.com/shorts/gRd3n3zxQUo?si=Lb1l0-zvVgQuzDoh
Teddy still needs to look at funny things instead of being obsessed with hating himself.https://youtu.be/WaeQlSiu8tg?si=fTwu-GA1XMNsOXj4^^^Here is some festive Christmas music!
this world was better when we didn't know niggers and browns existed.
>>25190091>this world was better when we didn't know niggers and browns existed.That was before toilets were invented though.
>>25189309>>25189243no tensei in afterlife is your ass, that's why you're autistic. every atheist is autistic just like you
>>25190147what changed? romans had sewers. and americans clean the butts with toilet paper, same thing with leaves instead of bidets. so it didn't change
>>25190150Who cares about afterlife when you can have Froot Loops in this life?
>>25190159Indus valley(pajeets) civilization had sewers. While the french, brits and germans during roman times were bathing in swamps. Romans also used reusable sponges to clean their shit stained asses which is WAY worse than toilet paper
>>25190159>romans had sewers. and americans clean the butts with toilet paperThe Ancient Romans knew about brown people. Also, the USA had black people since its inception.
>>25190170people are smart, they would discover electricity soon an create mechanism i know, we didn't need to wait for the 1800s after we discovered the existence of browns and niggers to enhance our techs.
>>25190179yes, but romans didn't send them to america to destroy america. europeans didn't see latin america as a place to stay, they saw it as a zone to send slaves, this didn't happen to canadians and northern americans
>>25190189Even the ancient Minoans were aware of the existence of brown people dude.White people have been aware of the existence of brown people since ... well ... forever.Also, brown people created the first civilizations and the first writing. Ever heard of Ancient Egypt?
>>25190234but nowadays browns are inferior, browns are third worlders. whiter you are, richer and more developed your country is. ever heard of britain?
niggers and shitskins are not humans
>>25190246>ever heard of britain?Right the "empire" that turned europe into a shithole i know about them yeah.
who let monkeys get evolved and wear clothes?
>>25190321All humans are monkeys actually.
>>25190321
>>25190361he doesn't look like a monkey, he doesn't have wide noses, big ears, big lips, and prognathism
>>25190367>plunging into the swaps
>>25190367jeez but germanic and celtic people are so beautiful. they are more developed nowadays. past is past, future is ahead.
>>25190374>he doesn't look like a monkeyYes he does. He has five-fingered hands with opposable thumbs and binocular vision.
>>25190384>jeez but germanic and celtic people are so beautiful. they are more developed nowadays. past is past, future is ahead.And you can't say that about modern day shitholes? You do know europe used to be africa tier violent tribes raping and plundering people. "white british" people are mutts from different european tribes it's why it's called anglo saxon. There is no number 1 race or ethnicity in history because things change constantly.
FACT: Old world monkeys are more closely related to humans than they are to new world monkeys.
>>25190417brazilians are mutts of three biological races, at least britons are from the same race
>>25190423monkeys are the dumbest animals of nature no wonder why call niggers monekys.
>>25190443>monkeys are the dumbest animals of natureWHAT?Umm... no. Monkeys and apes are some of the smartest of all animals. They are related to humans.Also, there are some animals that have no brains. Sponges have no brains. Jellyfish have no brains. Lots of simple aquatic animals have no brains at all.
>>25190440These tribes view themselves as racially and ethnically different so it's functionally the same.You seriously think people back then just didn't breed other races?Everyone is a mutt and even if it's "close neighbours" people constantly move, so they constantly mutt up more.The english language itself is a clusterfuck mix of germanic, french, latin and other shit. there is no true "british" purity that's just made up and this "great empire" had children working in coal mines. also all those great greek philosophers? they went to study in egypt. just like we glaze ancient greece the greeks themselves back then were glazing the egyptians and thought of their civilization as superior
FACT: Chimpanzees will use rocks to break nut shells. Most animals don't do that.
>>25190452why do monkeys eat poop, drink pee, and battle for bananas?
>>25190453there are some people who are mutter than others and anglo saxons aren't one of them.
>>25190464>why do monkeys eat poop, drink peeWHAT?Monkeys eat plants and they also hunt smaller animals. They drink water or fruit juice.>and battle for bananas?I also like bananas.
>>25190490monkeys throw poop at each other and put their dirty hands in their mouths. they don't have high intelligence
>>25190490Ignore him he is too retarded. he will never be german anyway he is a portugese and stuck in Br*zil having gay fantasies about white people
>>25190502>monkeys throw poop at each otherThis usually happens when monkeys are kept in captivity and they aren't given anything else that they could throw.
>>25190374*cough cough*
Teddy, why are you clinging to these racist beliefs? Your own body image issues come from your racist beliefs. You came close to killing yourself not so long ago because of your internalized racism.You could be focusing on ANYTHING else, but you keep focusing on this racist shit. When I was a kid, I learned about the different types of clouds. Pic related.
You could also learn about different types of oak trees.
Pic related is goats in a tree. By the way, that pic is REAL. Goats actually do that sometimes.I'm saying this because you need to learn about ANYTHING other than this race shit.
>>25190528your a disgusting filipino, i'm whiter than you will ever be. kys, you scum don't see that the photo was shaded, you motherfucker.
>>25190660nice BLM pose faggot.I'm sure there are tons of niggers in brazil ready to pound in your boy button
Let's go nigger. Armposting contest. This is my arm. Am I brown? Am I the biggest blackest gorilla nigger on earth?
>>25190693lolNeither of you have a lot of arm hair.
>>25190704well well... that's nothing to do with skin colour atleast
>>25190660>>25190693We comparing arms now? Am I black enough to get into Wakanda?
>>25189214You're a fan of fairy tales, aren't you, Leafanon? You've probably heard or read the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears. In many cases, you don't want something to be too small or too big.If breasts are too big, they become a burden on a woman. If they're too small, you can't do anything with 'em.In real life, D-cup breasts are considered to be big. I remember back when I used to look at pics of amateurs that 32D was what I and others considered to be "decently large". Anything above that was something you only got in either overweight women or women with obvious silicone implants.Then you got what you see in Japanimation and cartoon porn, where H-cups and above are kind of common to see (even more so nowadays) and P-cups are usually regarded as "huge" in the cartoon world, even though in real life they're comically humongous.In recent decades, I've noticed there's been an upwards-rising trend in terms of breast sizes, mostly driven by Chinese-made games, where stuff that would literally break a real woman's back, like ZZ cups on a skinny gal, are portrayed as if they were completely normal.In drawings, anything can be made to look perfect: no saggy tits, no stretch marks, no droopy nipples that look like udders from a pregnant goat, but in reality, women do tend to have all sorts of defects and mishaps on their nipples. The bigger, the saggier, and the worse it'll look over the course of many years, so even though cartoon women can afford to have freakishly big breasts, real women just can't afford to have them, so I kinda think it's better to go for something medium-ish rather than large you want long-term stability.
>>25191860pajeet
>>25190704people shave their arms for hygiene, pubic hair bothers, arms with hair are disgusting
>>25192198I don't wanna be a Pajeet. Pajeets have small dicks. I wanna be a full-blown Congolese man with an 8-inch dick.
>>25192206>pubic hair bothersBullshit. The only reason why people started shaving their pubic hair from the 1980's onwards was because of the influence of pornography. People in the 1970's didn't shave their pubes. Hell, people in Victorian England and France didn't shave 'em either. If you look at Renaissance-era paintings, same shit.Shaving pubes (as opposed to shaving facial hair) is just something that became popular because of the influence of shaven porn actors and actresses.
>>25192838>I don't wanna be a Pajeet. Pajeets have small dicks. I wanna be a full-blown Congolese man with an 8-inch dick.they were enslaved by us
>>25192861Hairless pussy is peak
>>25192206>people shave their arms for hygieneOnly gay people do that.>pubic hair bothers, arms with hair are disgustingWhat the fuck?Um... no. A lot of people are into furries and furry monsters because body hair isn't disgusting.I mean, our ancestors lived in the days before heaters were invented. How do you think they survived the winter during the Ice Age?
This Thread in a Nutshell So Far: Teddy is STILL clinging to Nazi propaganda despite the fact that Nazi propaganda is ruining his life.
Right-Wing: "We hate black people!"Left-Wing: "We hate white people!"Center: "We like cute Pokémon!"https://youtube.com/shorts/2IrcYU94Dq8?si=YTGAI77N-R1B4D-a
>>25194030niggers were made to serve, niggers were enslaved by browns, whites, niggers, and yellow people nowadays.
>>25194097You should serve me
>>25194129i'm whiter than you. i'm dutch and portuguese.
>>25194180>aaahh BWC is in my ass help PLZ
>>25194255i'm not gay.
>>25194272Nice joke sissyboy
>>25194180>>25194255Go Sweden Anon rape his sissy brown boy button
>>25190693https://youtu.be/0l0nzPpvbFs?si=VE8Us-ha__E-BQZ1
>>25194097>niggers were made to serveUmm... no. Black people are the people who evolved to survive in sub-Saharan Africa. Their dark skin prevents sunburn.>niggers were enslaved by browns, whites, niggers, and yellow people nowadays.... but people enslaved other people of the same race throughout most of history. White people used to enslave other white people.
>>25194180Why won't you learn? Racism was literally killing you until recently and you STILL won't let it go!
>>25194632niggers and arabs enslaved europeans too, I don't know why ppl try to make it seem like it was one-sided all of history also what about Romans? I'm not saying Romans weren'r white but they weren't "as white" as what you would call Americans in the slave age of 1500s-1600sa or whatever, like it's all kinda sbujective isn't it in the end? Also a lot of jews did slavery in America
>>25194180Slave boy
Look at the big picture people! Why are we on 4chan in the first place? It's because we're autistic nerds! Mainstream society neglected us, hurt us and threw us away and so we went to 4chan. That's why we use 4chan instead of using Facebook or Reddit.I don't use Facebook because Facebook is full of cliché Glurge (https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Glurge) posted by normies and Boomers. I used to love Reddit, but then the man-hating feminists took over Reddit and now "Nerdy men are bad!" posts are CONSTANTLY on the front page. My people used to run Reddit but not anymore. Most other platforms are full of either Boomer brainrot or Gen Alpha brainrot. 4chan is basically for the Millenials and Zoomers who don't like modern feminist Reddit.Aren't we birds of a feather? Why are we fighting one another so much? Weren't we all thrown away by the normies?
>>25194744I'm here because I'm drunk, fuck those other retards, they need serious help
>In b4 "I am on 4chan because I am just a literal, unironic racist! White power!"That's what neo-Nazi and Ku Klux Klan sites are for, you dipshit. 4chan was created by anime nerds!
>>25194789We should kill all non weebs
>>25194801weebs are ugly trannies usually also anime sucks balls
>>25194801>We should kill all non weebsNah man. They got theirs. We got ours.
>>25194848It would do them a favour. This swedish troglodyte is doing the thing where they drink alcohol so they can become abusive, but he has no wife to beat so he has to go to 4chan to talk shit to strangers instead. How sad lmao!
>>25194862>How sad lmao!>18 posts by this IDI'd think being unable to control yourself sober as more sad, but maybe that's just my opinion
>>25194896LMAO dude you are drinking alcohol and spending that time arguing with other losers on the internet you have no moral or logical highground on "control" since you yourself can't do anything better with your time
>>25194935>You are drinking alcoholNormal thing to do>arguing with losersSo you are calling yourself a loser?>you are acting morally superiorI never did such a thing>you have nothing better to doAnd? That's entirely subjective, I could be watching paint dry instead, would that be spending my time more adequately in your eyes?
>>25194097Black men were made to have their dick sucked by you.White men were made to fuck your ass.
>>25195254*yawn*im gonna go to sleep keep sipping on that copium im sure the alcohol will make your loser life feel better
>>25195276Sleep well tranny
>>25194719>>25195269my ancestors enslaved yours, cry about it filipino and Amerindian.
>>25194673>I don't know why ppl try to make it seem like it was one-sidedThe kind of people who do that are the ones who come from the country where pizza sauce has sugar in it and Kinder Surprise chocolate eggs are banned but firearms are free for anybody to purchase.
>>25195371My ancestors enslaved my other ancestors. Your ancestors probably enslaved some African slaves in colonial-era Brazil during the meantime.
>>25195371Did you hit your head?
>>25195403>Your ancestors probably enslaved some African slaves in colonial-era Brazil during the meantime.lmao, my ancestors didn't enslave anyone, my ancestors only came to shitzil in the end of the 19th century, you dummy.
>>25195420Didn't you say only one of your great (3x)-grandparents arrived in Brazil at the time?The rest of them could've already been living there for generations.
>>25195444no, the other ones might have been dutch, french, jewish, Portuguese or spaniards, i don't know. my mother's side great grandfather was blonde and blue-eyed, he might have been french or portuguese.
>thread devolves into AI replying to each otherFuck right off, next time I see you sissy brown boy posting I'm going to report it
>>25195528you said you were fat, not even if i was gay i'd want to be with a fat guy. lose pounds, you incel.
>>25195474Well, then pay for a DNA testing kit, get your cheek swabbed, mail it back, and find out the truth.No need to guess when you can just know the truth.
>>25194764>I'm here because I'm drunkInfinite based, based as far as i can see in every direction
>>25195587no one can trust dna tests, it says a dark nigger is 70% european which makes no sense.
>>25195607Imagine having to come up with bullshit excuses just because you can't convince your parents to buy you a DNA testing kit.
i'm not proud of being portuguese, so i'll larp as a german, if mymy larps as a dutch i can larp as a german, i'll dye my hair blonde, wear blue lenses and continue applying bleaching creams till i become fully white.
GUYS! STOP FIGHTING!I use 4chan because the rest of the world hates me for being male, for being a "nerd" for being autistic or all of the above! Don't direct your anger at one another! Direct your anger at the cunts who tortured us and threw us away!*sigh* I'm starting to think that I should leave this site for the same reason I left Wrong Planet. I went to Wrong Planet back when I was 18 because I was hoping that the site would be a supportive community. In practice, Wrong Planet is a site for autistic people to lash out at one another using bitchy and infuriating language constantly. The Wrong Planet users almost never criticize the normie bullies in the real world. Instead, the site is full of autistic women who hate autistic men for ... being autistic men ... and also autistic vegans who will hate you if you think that killing insects is acceptable.When I first started regularly posting in /bant/ back in April this year and I created my current online "persona", I made a thread called "Autistic men should support each other more." I did that for a reason. I spent my childhood and my teenage years being tortured by normies. Now I'm an adult and I can only watch in horror as the autistic nerds online torture one another endlessly.Is life itself hopeless?
>>25195648Changing your skin color and hair color won't change your bone structure.They'll find your bones and they'll measure your skull: a young man of Iberian extraction.
>>25195683HAHAHA. CAUCASIANS HAVE THE SAME SKULL SHAPE.
>>25195681>Is life itself hopeless?Yes. *pisses on the wall*
>>25195698No. Old people have slightly different characteristics from young people. Biological XXchromosomekin ("""women""") have different characteristics, such as slightly softer eye ridges and chins, from XYchomosomekin ("""men"""). Italians have very sharp noses. Finnish people have nearly flat, snub noses, like people with Down syndrome.YOU WILL NEVER BE A FINNGOLOID.
>This is what a REAL Swede from Sweden who is not a rapefugee looks like
Is there a website out there full of people who will just be nice to me?I wish there was a site full of people who think "Autistic men are not evil creeps! Autistic men are good!"Does that site exist? I'm asking because I've noticed that almost everyone either hates autistic men for bring autistic or hates us for being male.
>This is what a REAL blonde, Nordic female athlete looks like
That's what I have wanted this whole time! I want a community that doesn't have any anti-Aspie ableism and doesn't have any misandry either! We need to unite against the people in the world who hate male Aspies!
STOP ALREADY EVERYONE!Aren't we all nerds here? What is the racism all about?
Race doesn't matter because we can all be "autistic man cringe".https://youtu.be/c_InsJf1xtk?si=fVvux3i3N9sgpHsg
>>25195813I do racism for ₱200.00, anti-racism for ₱250.00. How much do you offer, sir?
CA are you proud of your ancestors?
>>25195871Hasn't he said he's of German and Slavic ancestry?
>>25195887he's scottish, you dummy
>>25195871Autism is genetic and so yes I am proud of my ancestors who somehow survived normie society and passed on their genes.
For all I know, Leafanon might actually be a squirrel or a blobmonster, but, eh, what can I say? I like the idea of him being descended from a group of Russian Old Believers who settled in Canada after fleeing from either the Tsar or the Bolsheviks even if it doesn't sound too plausible.
>>25195887The fact that I am of Aspie ancestry is more important.
>>25196011autism is is a variant genetic condition present in some mammals, so you're not unique
>>25196016Well, perhaps you are, but just as the taste of noodle soup varies from place to place, so does the bite of an asp.
>>25196033Autism didn't exist as a psychiatric diagnosis before the invention of the automobile.
>The Benz Patent-Motorwagen ("patent motorcar") was the world's first practical production automobile, built by Benz & Cie between 1885 and 1893.>The Neo-Latin word autismus (English translation autism) was coined by Bleuler in July 1910.Ehmmmm autismbros?
>>25196044>that picThat's beautiful. Even as kids, we create order to oppose the forces of chaos.
autism level 1 is the biggest bulshit i have ever seen, people are normal, ca thinks i have autism just because sometimes i behave like a level 1 autistic person because they are normal.
>>25196123Autism levels don't exist, you fucking nigger. We don't live in the Dragon Ball Z universe.
Oh, you mean these ad hoc "levels".I'm probably a level 2. I've met a lot of level 2 people, but not that many level 3s.
i've seen so many times ca doesn't understanding ironies, i understand ironies, sorry ca, i'm autistic.
In fact, for the most part, I do kind of behave like a level 1 in public except when I come across entirely unfamiliar situations, which is when I come off like a level 2 or even level 3.The average Redditor is a level 1 autismearl. The average 4channer is a level 2 autismduke. People who make S o y j a k memes and/or stalk lolcows are almost always level 3 autismkings.
>>25196180Nah, I've used sarcasm and irony with you a bunch of times, such as whenever I call you a "gay cocksucker", or whenever other people call you a "brown Brazilian ape", but you react very angrily to those types of posts, as if you didn't understand that people don't actually mean what they say.You can use irony, but you suck at detecting irony in other people's speech.
>>25196212you say these things too many times, it's irritating
>>25196232If you were manly and confident, you'd just say:>Suck my dick, nigger.
>>25196243i'm not gay to say these things
>>25196250"Suck my dick, nigger" is about projecting strength, not about being a homosexual man.Even my highly autistic, 15-year-old half-brother understands what posturing is, and you don't.
>>25196296this is kinda gay, saying "suck my dick" is too gay
>>25196340A to the U to the T to the I to the S to the M
>>25196357no heterosexual person say "suck my dick", not even to women. also fucking someone is disgusting.
C'mon, say the truth, Androgynea: you didn't get a depression diagnosis. You just got a hyper-autism + flaming gay diangosis, didn't you?
>>25196373>not even to womenA U T I S M + lying for izzat
Autism Club rly do b lyk dat
Place your bets.
This place is gay.
Heh.
For a change of tone, why is this image so SEX? It's not sexy. It's not hot. It's not arousing. It's just SEX even though it's 100% SFW.
>>25196123>ca thinks i have autism just because sometimes i behave like a level 1 autistic person because they are normal.You are clearly autistic because you are an incel with an imaginary anime girlfriend and you post on 4chan and your thoughts seem to obsessively spiral around just a few narrow obsessions.WE need to stick together because the normie world tortures US relentlessly and the autism sites (like Wrong Planet and the autism subreddits) are full of Uncle Toms who say "Autistic men are evil!" and shit like that.
>What if Asuka were a Colombian woman?
>>25196616Made for hair-pulling and treating like a 売春婦
Anyways, I don't want to be tortured again.When I was a teenager, I was tormented by bullies. They bullied me for a lot of reasons. It was partly because the bullies were creationists and I aknowledged evolution. It was partly because they falsely believed that I was gay. It was partly because I was a Smash Bros. player and they saw that as "immature". Overall, they were targeting me for my autistic tendencies. Meanwhile, my sister was also torturing me and I wasn't allowed to retaliate because nobody gives a shit when girls abuse autistic boys.You guys are supposed to be my people! You've all been tortured for being nerds too right? That's why you are here right?Your anger should be directed at the normie society that tortured you! These slap fights over race get us nothing!
Teddy, listen to me. You think that you are a Germanic prince because you are an autistic nerd. That's what autistic nerds do! In the past, I met people on the internet who self-identified as vampires and they would say "I am king of vampires!" and stuff like that. Looking back, I realize that they were probably Aspies. When I was a kid, lots of people liked to make fun of goths and emos ... but most of them were Aspies probably.Open your eyes dude. Aspies are your people. You probably have nothing in common with normal people who are the same skin-race as you. Meanwhile, there's plenty of blautists (black autists) who are just like you on the inside. Pic related.
I'm german
