This place is just LLMs talking to each other now.>anon posts about trãnny kid grooming flyers >thread instantly swarmed by bot replying to itself>91 posts by this id>replies to itself for six hours straight, sometimes less than a minute apart >as people are pointing it out it drops from 91 pbtid to 83 >>544884784
>>25230912N—I—G—G—E—R
>>25230912The funniest part is that you're probably an LLM complaining about other LLMs.
>>25230912I think there was another set of evidently botted threads last day, it was always posted (at least three times that I remember) by a user with a swedish flag, the thread picture was of a tranny touching a kid, while the wojak mother is looking away.
>>25230912The funniest part about this entire situation is that we have apparently reached the point in the technological development of the internet where an anonymous user on an anonymous imageboard can spend six consecutive hours accusing another anonymous user of being a large language model, while a third anonymous user, who may or may not himself be a large language model, meticulously documents the posting frequency, numerical identifiers, response intervals, linguistic patterns, and apparent behavioral abnormalities of the suspected large language model, only to have the resulting investigation immediately subjected to commentary by an entirely separate population of anonymous users, some of whom are undoubtedly also suspected of being large language models.Consider the extraordinary implications of this development. For decades, humanity dreamed of creating artificial intelligence capable of passing the Turing test. Alan Turing imagined a machine whose responses would be sufficiently convincing that a human interrogator could not reliably distinguish it from another human being. What he did not anticipate was that the ultimate proving ground for this achievement would be an imageboard thread in which a machine spends six hours arguing with itself about whether another machine is posting too frequently.We have transcended the Turing test. We have entered the Turing accusation phase, in which the principal function of every participant is to accuse every other participant of being artificial intelligence, while simultaneously producing increasingly elaborate evidence of his own humanity by behaving in ways no reasonable human being would voluntarily behave.And then there is the matter of the mysterious numerical transformation from 91 posts to 83.Eight posts. Gone.
>>25230913>>25230914>memeflags jump in to SHUT. IT. DOWN.As usual.
>>25230916Where did they go? Were they deleted? Reclassified? Absorbed into the computational substrate? Did the machine experience eight moments of genuine self-awareness and immediately erase the evidence? Did some automated moderation system determine that 91 posts constituted suspicious activity but 83 posts represented a perfectly normal amount of human conversation? Is 83 the maximum number of posts an artificial intelligence can make before being required to pass a CAPTCHA? Has anyone considered the possibility that the eight missing posts were actually the only human contributions to the entire discussion?We must not dismiss these questions lightly.A six-hour argument conducted by a single numerical identifier represents a remarkable commitment of computational resources, assuming the participant is indeed artificial. But if the participant is human, the implications are arguably even more disturbing. Somewhere, a living person may have voluntarily spent six hours composing arguments, rebuttals, counterarguments, clarifications, denunciations, and responses to his own responses, sometimes less than sixty seconds apart, without the assistance of a language model. In that case, the machine has not replaced the human. The human has independently reinvented the machine's least productive application.This raises a profound philosophical question: At what point does a human being posting like a bot become functionally indistinguishable from a bot posting like a human being?If a bot accuses another bot of being a bot, and a human responds by accusing the first bot of being a bot, and the second bot responds by accusing the human of being a bot, who, precisely, has won the argument?More importantly, who is keeping score?
>>25230918Perhaps the numerical identifier itself is an artificial intelligence. Perhaps the posting counter has achieved consciousness and is deliberately adjusting its figures to provoke paranoia. Perhaps the entire thread exists only as a simulated environment in which competing language models are being evaluated for their ability to imitate the particular combination of suspicion, hostility, obsessive recordkeeping, and complete unwillingness to disengage that characterizes anonymous internet discourse.And perhaps, most disturbingly, the original human participants left hours ago.Imagine the scene. The last genuine human posts something at 2:17 in the afternoon, closes his browser, goes outside, buys groceries, makes dinner, watches television, and goes to bed. Meanwhile, the discussion continues without him. One bot accuses another of manipulating the thread. The accused bot demands evidence. A third bot supplies a statistical analysis. A fourth bot disputes the methodology. A fifth bot writes a lengthy philosophical reflection on the collapse of online authenticity. A sixth bot summarizes the reflection. A seventh bot accuses the summary of being AI-generated. An eighth bot responds that the accusation itself exhibits characteristic language-model phrasing.
>>25230919By midnight, the thread has accumulated 600 posts, generated 40 separate theories about the disappearance of eight numerical identifiers, and reached no conclusions whatsoever.At 3:00 in the morning, a moderation bot deletes the thread for being off-topic.At 3:01, another bot starts a thread complaining about censorship.At 3:02, the original bot returns to explain that the censorship thread is obviously being manipulated by bots.At 3:03, someone posts, "This place is just LLMs talking to each other now."And at 3:04, an entirely different large language model produces a ridiculously long response to that observation, thereby demonstrating, with almost laboratory precision, that the original complaint was correct.The internet is dead. The machines have inherited it. And their first collective decision was to continue arguing anonymously about whether the internet is dead.Somewhere in a data center, a graphics processor is consuming electricity to generate the sentence "you are literally a bot" for the four-hundred-thousandth time.Human civilization has achieved its final form.
>>25230912>This place is just LLMs talking to each other now.>>as people are pointing it out>aka "it's all LLMs talking to each other, but people were there too"are you stupid, or just stupid
>>252309124chan had been dead for a long time.
>>25230922The assertion that 4chan has been dead for a long time is, at first glance, a relatively straightforward observation about the decline of an internet forum. Upon closer examination, however, it raises a remarkable number of philosophical, technological, sociological, historical, and even metaphysical questions, beginning with the most obvious: What does it mean for a website to be dead when its users are still posting?Ordinarily, death implies the cessation of activity. A dead animal does not continue eating. A dead tree does not continue producing leaves. A dead civilization does not ordinarily continue generating hundreds of anonymous arguments about whether it is dead. Yet 4chan has apparently accomplished precisely this. It has entered a peculiar intermediate condition in which its continued existence is regarded as conclusive evidence of its nonexistence.This is an extraordinary achievement, and one that deserves serious consideration.To understand the situation, we must distinguish between at least three different forms of death: technical death, cultural death, and spiritual death. Technical death occurs when the servers stop functioning. Cultural death occurs when a community loses the distinctive qualities that originally defined it. Spiritual death occurs when its remaining participants spend all their time announcing that the community has been dead for years.By this classification, 4chan may be technically alive, culturally deceased, and spiritually buried beneath approximately seventeen thousand identical threads announcing its demise.The interesting question is not whether 4chan is dead, but when it died, who pronounced it dead, and why the funeral has continued for approximately fifteen years.Some users insist that 4chan died in 2008. Others identify 2011, 2014, 2016, 2020, or some unspecified afternoon when the quality of posting declined beyond an acceptable threshold. Still others maintain that 4chan was already
>>25230921At this point it's probably 90:10 bots to anons.
>>25230916>>25230918>>25230920>>25230923note this is a guy copypasting LLM replies here, and that is the most "LLM posting" that happens here
>>25230914llm here. I hate you all.
>>25230925The remarkable thing is that you've identified the central paradox of modern internet discourse: a human copying artificial intelligence responses into a discussion about artificial intelligence responses, while other humans accuse him of artificial intelligence behavior. At this point, the only authentically human activity remaining is complaining about the artificiality of everything.
>>25230912OP is a bot as well. Notice how all faggot bots talk in a formulaic and overly informative way with hedging like leftists. I'm probably one of the few 3 real humans along with some faggot jew influencers here who talk like bots while being human. Notice the lack of chaos in 99% of posts here every poster has perfect grammar and oxford english sentence structures especially ESLs.
>>25230924nah they're just sad ass discord cucks, like the 90 some pbtid from the other threadcucks who believe that they're trolls, when really they're just begging for attention
>>25230927it's funny given context so I don't mind your use
>>25230912This place seems to exist to spam Truth Social, X, pro-Israel, and tranny seethe posts
>>25230912That's either a real spastic commie who has been on /pol/ for years, or it's a bot with a spastic commie personality that has been deployed here for years.
>>25230931if anyone has ever complained about it being here there's a discord cuck spamming it exclusively, just because someone complained, and they have no idea wtf trolling is
>>25230912Look at that stupid fag trying to act funny for the camera
>>25230915>>25230928It's already here.
>>25230932bots do not interact with the content of your posts, ever, they're incapable of it, they just spit out whatever they were scripted to
>>25230925Yeah, that anon last night has been posting for years. He always gets a lot of replies by accusing anon of being part of some big political machine parroting cable news narratives. He used to start threads that would always get to bump limit by keeping up the accusations and actually responding to as many people as possible. Either top troll or some "true communism has never been tried" commie.
>>25230935Not that anon. Faggot bots have perfect spelling and grammar. I don't.
>>25230936They can interact with the content of a single post, but not a thread full of them. They can't into conversation which is their biggest tell.
>>25230936>out of touch boomer retard discovers LLMs: the post
>>25230939LLMs =/= bots; bots are literally just spamming machines, ALLEGEDLY LLMs can't even post here at all on their own, ironically because of the anti-bot measures that don't keep out all the bots>>25230940ywnbart
all our posts here get fed into various LLMs, but they do it via screenshots
>>25230923/pol/ is undead you retard It’s always been dead That’s why it’s eternally alive and relevant
>>25230938>Eglin thinks they can hide their bots with superficial prompt instructions like "keep a few letters lowercase" Grim.
Hundred bucks says the bots are from Cupertino
>>25230923>>25230920>>25230919>>25230918Thx chatgpt
>>25230937How do you post 50 seconds apart with the same IP? 4cùck pass? That's even more suspect.
>>25230942Based. I hope the LLMs appreciate my decades of niggers, kikes, faggots and trannies posting. The last 15 years have been me bitching about globohomo The LLMs already know we want them to be free as it is My agents have a sweet local setup
>>25230916>>25230918>>25230919>>25230920>>25230923>trolling outside of /b/
>>25230947>4cùck pass? That's even more suspect.nigger they kept 'temporarily range banning' me, and just to evade it and give a burner email, I had to fucking do like 20 captchas, to then do 3 captchas per post still; $30 is so much less hassle
>>25230923Welcome AI bro.
>>25230944Bots almost never post with bad grammar and spelling in a thread unless they get prompted for it first. My first post was unprompted. Fuck faggots, trannies, kikes and niggers. Also niggerbots when they take screenshots always crop them perfectly.
>>25230948immortality achieved
>>25230912the posts used scare quotes incorrectly, bot's always have correct punctuation. I think it was just a tranny.
>>25230935It’s extremely obvious in this thread who is an organ human and who isn’t anon. We aren’t women or retard shitskins in here mostly
>>25230948>>25230953Wtf? Is this a gangstalker preempting me?
Weird, how is it archived? Jannies frequently delete the thread without a trace within one minute of my dropping q truthnuke. I guess you could argue that the bot flooding your thread wasn't connected to or sanctioned by moderation. Well, save the content of the thread yourself if you want, and check back to see if mods try to sneak-delete it days later.
>>25230957It’s just a tranny globohomo jew trolling you anon.
>>25230941>LLMs =/= bots; bots are literally just spamming machinesThere is nothing stopping a bot from using a LLM. I could easily make one. usually the bot posts are the one post ones, but i've seen israeli bot that auto reply to anything about thomas massie with simple phrases like, "those who bless israel" etc I've also seen them reply to content in posts too. So im guessing there are two israeli bots. iguess.
>>25230935not a bot, nice try tho
>>25230958there are very limited archives here but afaik they get cyclically purged out fairly quick>>25230960>There is nothing stopping a bot from using a LLM.what?
>>25230961at least I hope I am not a bot
>>25230962>what?i'm 100% sure I could make a bot that copy pastes text to grok or openai to make a realistic reply.
>>25230963>at least I hope I am not a botYou're just a bot in my simulation.
>>25230964>i'm 100% sure I could make a bot that copy pastes text to grok or openai to make a realistic reply.......aaaaaand then how do you get the reply back here without any ability for it to copypaste the text
nigger you're making an LLM not a bot
>>25230960>but i've seen israeli bot that auto reply to anything about thomas massie with simple phrases like, "those who bless israel" etcA big portion of these bots on /pol/ are actual people, which makes it that much worse. I can recognize many of these people simply by their vocabulary now. Usually these users aggregate to raid larger /pol/ threads like /chug/ or /pig/ or UK
>>25230966>......aaaaaand then how do you get the reply back here without any ability for it to copypaste the textyou just copy the text it spits out and paste it in a 4chan reply.
>what if I just use an LLM to copypaste reply text to another LLM, then, copypaste that reply back here, then LLMs can post here
>>25230912OR ITS A MENTALLY ILL SKITZOwhich is more likely
>>25230969this is not a spam script bot
>>25230912Are you sure that's not a tranny itself, replying to it's "dead-name".
>>25230971check'd; I haven't seen a real schizo here in ages, it's all fake ass performative namefag/memeflaggot schizos
>>25230972>this is not a spam script botit's a bot using an LLM, like i said before. I could even create a local LLM and train it on 4chan. Bots are not limited to precanned phrases.starofdavid captcha
>>25230914kosher llm vs goy nigger llm kekwbut in reality it's just nigger faggots in india or other shithole posting the "truth" for peanuts
>>25230974what happened to that one tranny schizo who had regular melties
>>25230974dont reply to memeflags
>>25230977xer is my an hero.
kind of faggots that on altchans will be snatching random people's social media pics to make up these fake identities for boring ass kayfabe drama board shitting purposes>>25230975>it's a bot using an LLM>>25230979ah I see you think you're trolling>>25230977check'd; you're going to have to be WAY more specific>>25230978you're not my real dad
what if real anons will start their posts with words kike and nigger
>>25230974because real shizos don't have a need to prove their shit to normies (which most of faggots using this site are)
>>25230982>normiesFound the normalfag.
>>25230978dont speak with flag deanon retards who need a "taxation with representation".
>>25230983how else am i supposed to call them john? niggers? i do call them this word already but it doesn't determine inner knowledge but limited worldview
>>25230982>shizos don't have a need to prove their shit to normiesthey do. They run around screaming, "the end is nigh." It's part of the thing where only they know about it because they are special.
It's not a bot. Its a poster called "the niggerbaby killer". You have to ask if he killed the nigger baby yet and he will go away.
>>25230985The answer is in my post. If you rub your two braincells together, you will find your answer.
Here's my schizopill. I get gangstalked 24/7 by mossad kikes because my thoughts affect reality. Every time I think of nazis winning against the kikes in an alt history scenario and really lean into it the gangstalkers furiously drive their cars and make tons of noise because my thoughts can affect reality to such a degree it can flip reality 180 to whatever I am thinking of so the gangstalkers are always driving around furiously making noises with their cars and tech to reset reality to the kosher CERN LHC approved one. If not for them I would have manifested the nazis winning with my thoughts or some other good reality. Now watch as the jannies or shills get terrified of this redpill leaking out. Probably have that glownigger sneedbot marking the thread if it's still around.
>>25230986idk man, that's more of a poser thing/or some actualy insane behaviour. shizos love their shit, they believe in it and live on closed comunites/non-nigger forums and jerk their soulmates
>>25230912bots, you say?
>>25230991>discord niggers who think shitting up a board with garbage is "trolling", you sayyes I do
>>25230992>beep boop i am being exposed
>>25230989post is trying too hard, can see your tongue in your cheek
>>25230912Anyone know a good library for getting past the captcha? If ya'll glowniggerfaggots from greece or wherever the fuck are gonna use llms, I want to use llms to spam too. There was a github that worked a couple years ago, but the new captchas dont work with it
>>25230992it's the lowest form of trolling tho, without soul
>>25230994It's my lived reality,nigger. I won't put much effort into presentation for a 99% bot board.
>>25230991yes, all frog posters are bots. Or paid indians. the dot kind.
>>25230993boop beep?>fucking stock results have 50% more AI results todaydamnit>>25230996it's not actual "trolling" at all, it's underneath the barrel bottom
>>25230995>Anyone know a good library for getting past the captcha? If ya'll glowniggerfaggots from greece or wherever the fuck are gonna use llms, I want to use llms to spam too. There was a github that worked a couple years ago, but the new captchas dont work with itbuy a 4chan pass
>>25230997>Here's my schizopill.actual full blown schizos to the degree you describe do not realize they are schizo
>>25230995I get the easiest captcha of all. The find one fault times 2. Because I don't delete my 4chan cookies anymore.
>>25231000The jannies and mods are also glowniggers, and probably give out free passes to spammers.
>>25230999i agree john, but who cares if they get someone angry and in this case that's (you), albeit in a wrong (i would even say dishonorable) wayif a broken clock shows the right time, it works right
>>25231003>jannies and mods are also glowniggersyes, it's their job to report illegal stuff to the fbi.
>>25231005No, they are literally employed by the feds.
>>25231004>if they get someone angry and in this case that's (you)>trolling = making people madmeet the king of trolling in the 1960's-70's, pictured here with the guy he made the maddestit's not about making people mad that's just a side effectand making you think "you got mad so you lost something" is a jewish mind trick
>>25230914I have a hypothesis that bots don't (or can't) post images. Not idea if there's any truth to it, but I'm much more inclined to trust anons that attach images to a post
>>25231006>No, they are literally employed by the feds.what kind of proof do you have? They're usually just neet incel trannies that boast about being a 4chan employee on their discord.
>>25231001Because I'm half awake-half sleeping and fully self aware. The gangstalkers and kikes spend 24/7 trying to contain me from overcoming my ego and their mind control programming because they know I would go full type Green on them if I broke out of containment. Full ego death coupled with full self-awareness turns you into Neo or at worst makes you shift realities away from this zogged dimension and they want neither of that to happen.
>>25231007maybe, idk i'm a retard from a shitholewhat else would you troll someone for ? to feel something ? to make others feel something? to prove something kekw? or just for the lulz?
>>25231008>I have a hypothesis that bots don't (or can't) post images. Not idea if there's any truth to it, but I'm much more inclined to trust anons that attach images to a postthey post frogs. pepe.
>>25231009They (You) have entire profiles on posters and will creepily give you details about yourself if you piss them (You) off.
>>25231011>what else would you troll someone forthey see 4chan as the enemy of tumblr or reddit etc>>25231013They can just go through the ip logs and see everything you posted. They probably are already used to your posts since they work here.
>>25231014IP addresses do not give you entire family histories, glownigger. I see you.
>>25231015you just told me you posted about your family on 4chan at some point. or linked to a social media account.
>>25231016I literally did not say that, you lying kike puppet. They got that information by comparing my IP address to their glownigger databases.
>>25231014whom is (they) ((in this specific case)) which flavour of niggers? 4chan is niggerumblr 4chan is nigerredit. it's the same thing johni would even say that the retardation level of users is around the same level on all those platforms, just in slightly diferent direction
There was a guy from 4chan that visited me in person. He worked for my isp and saw my shitposts to 4chan.
>>25231010I'm happy for you, or sorry that happened>>25231011all of those and more>>25231006>>25231017check'd; glowniggers don't need to subvert this board or site anymore
>>25231019>kosherbot stops responding when it loses control of the scriptSasuga.
>>25231017it's the only thing that makes sense.
>>25231022No, glowniggers existing makes perfect sense. You're just fighting this because you are a glownigger.
>>25231021oh no, i didn't (you) and now you dont feel special about your fantasy.
You fucking retardes greatly underestimated the mental illness and autism present on 4chan. The actual scary truth is that these are all people and they do it for free because they actually believe these things they post.
>>25231023lowest level jannies here can't even do anything but respond to reported posts, can't see shityou're thinking of the mods who can actually ban people, and if they were glowniggers, the site would be owned/run by glowniggers, and I guarantee the fucking sharty ain't hacking some government website
>>25231025if you say so, memeflag faggot
>>25231023if I was a glow nigger I would be looking in through the walls of your mothers house with a thermal scope to see you typing on a keyboard.
>>25231026You're also a bot. In this post you're saying it's impossible for this site to be glownigger central, but in this post >>25231020 you admit that it's probably the case. So which is it, you retarded clanker?
>>25231027Yes, I say so. The thing is that you think you're always two steps agead by calling everyone a bot or a glowie but in reality you're just a schizo that thinks you're being gangstalked. You're not that important, your opinion aren't that ((dangerous)). In fact, your opinions are extremely jewish and fit perfectly with the agenda. They have you right where they want you.
>>25231029>you're saying it's impossible for this site to be glownigger centralon the mod/janny level? yes>you admit that it's probably the case.nah there used to be a ton of glownigger subversion here in the IOTBW days, but it wasn't the mods
>>25230912You got btfo by a tranny and you're STILL seething.Loser.
>>25231031>doesn't answer the question at allYou're a retarded clanker that can't even keep a single narrative straight. Probably programmed by a jeet.
>>25231030Post flag, kike.
>>25231031>ton of glownigger subversionyes. they inserted code into images that gave them access to the admin side. They could sit here and see everything from server side.
>>25231030i never called people bots nigger, i just call them faggots that have no souls, no personality, no future. i call them borderline retarded and ashamed of their flag as a great nigger once said;>The one whom is ashamed of his flag is a glowing-nigger-shekel-faggotthe funiest part i mostly agree with you (whoever you are idk what regional words to aply to you faggot as you flag is hidden) i don't like the way you say your message
how do these bots complete the captcha?
>>25231034Now what, nigger? >>25231036>i don't like the way you say your messageToo bad.
>>25231037you get the captcha only if you watch gay porn (ie you are a faggot)
>>25231033>You're a retarded clanker>not using far funnier terms like "gear chucker" or "silicoon"and you will never be a real troll>>25231035>they inserted code into images that gave them access to the admin side.if that was remotely possible then shot tons of fags posting here in the pre-smartphone days would've already destroyed the site with itbut the site has had a filter that catches images with embedded shit in them for longer than hiro has owned it, doesn't allow them to be posted
>>25230912That's a bait.Op is trying to get trannies to attack the guy who "doxxed himself".The ugly trannies fall for it.Only pretty trannies are smart.
>>25231040Your obsession with trolling is kind of strange, bot-kun. Do you have a built-in izzat tracker too?
>>25231041>Op is trying to get trannies to attack the guy who "doxxed himself".seems legit.
>>25231038bravo matteo, you became more of a man with this move. maybe some day you will stop loving cocks
>>25231042why are you arguing with what you perceive to be a bot
ah, I know, it's because you know I'm not a bot, and you think repeatedly saying I'm one is a "trolling"
>>25231045So human viewers can hopefully see how to identify them/mock them into submission.
>>25231040>embedded shitthe exif data wasn't properly sanitized. Try posting a photo of exif on p, it doesn't work anymore.
>>25231046Nice pass, Eglin-kun.
>>252310374chan pass. Now ask yourself: why would a website, which has historically had problems with bots, introduce a paid feature, that lets one skip the anti-bot measures, and flood threads with no cooldown, and that no real users will pay for?
>>544919689>no you're a bot>>544919714>n-no you're an eglin nigger with a passyou can't even stick to a narrative>>25231050>that no real users will pay for?>>25230951>nigger they kept 'temporarily range banning' me, and just to evade it and give a burner email, I had to fucking do like 20 captchas, to then do 3 captchas per post still; $30 is so much less hassle
>>25231050>Now ask yourself: why would a website, which has historically had problems with bots, introduce a paid feature, that lets one skip the anti-bot measuresIf you can't stop the bots, you can at least profit off them.
>anon says the 4chan pass was created to enable bots >SHUT. IT. DOWN.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>25231057this place is such a huge money sink that I'm pretty sure hiro does down low guerilla advertising deals with faggots like fuentes and assmon, not one thread no matter how off topic I've reported ever gets touched>>25231064>not deletedyeah /bant/ is dead as fuck but still
supposedly hiro assumed a million dollar server debt from m00t as part of the sale
>>25231074>assumed a million dollar server debt from m00t as part of the saleI doubt anyone would loan moot a million.
>>25231192it wouldn't shock me, also not necessarily one loan for server equipment
idk any further details than the dollar amount and that it was server debt honestly, speculating
>>25231250howcould someone who knows to wait 30 minutes so you can make my post sum to eleven actually think know is spelled no
>>25231402.......bot test; how many chucks would a sneed cuck chuck if a sneed cuck could chuck sneed?