Look at my cute tattoo!I know you hate them so I got ones you'd like!Even have the succubus one, bet u can't resist that, hehe.Luv u hubby.Luv frens too.
This man gonna live till the age of 92 with that tattoo.
>>25239823>This man gonna live till the age of 92 with that tattoo.and?
>>25239823not if he reflects and kills himself
>>25239825Within that time he will regret it
>>25239829Doubt it.
Anons jeally they aren't cute.
>>25239812>>25239834B A S E D
>>25239823im like 99% certain hes larping and those are just temporary tattoos
>>25239812Male or female?
i wanna have hot gay sex
Gonna ruin the fun for everyone.They're not permanent tats.You can thank me later.
>>25239867they are cute tho
>>25239825It'll get wrinkly. Skin is not like clothes.
>>25239823>This man gonna live till the age of 92 with that tattoo.
Got too much goonfog right now
>>25239867I was quite surprised that people believe they are real..
>>25239867thank fuck
husband the cutest
Fuck... my dildo slipped out mid orgasm.. had to finish with hand.
FUCK OFF BACK TO DISCORD WITH THIS SHIT YOU REPULSIVE FAGGOT. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS SHIT.
>>25239812DAYUM ! BBC OWNED
>>25240017Morning hubby.>>25240356Sorry bro, I don't use discord, that's for trannies like you.
>>25240354depressing :(that hasnt happened to me in a while..thankfully>>25240356skill issue>>25240736lol
>>25240736and gm cutie
>>25240750Whatever, was my 2nd round anyway. That fat BadDragon fucked my boipussy up like u wouldn't believe.
I'mma be sharting cum lube for an hour..
>>25240356uh i do
My ass just made schlick schlick noises while I was walking cause of the lube..
>>25241018i think i could imagine and believe hehe :pbeen restraining myself for over a week now...this weekend should be fun :pbut i dont have a BD D:a little jelly is all hehe>>25241031blissfully sharting is basically ur aftersex glow
>>25241039Just how loose are you...
>>25241045Restraining is nonsense. I only took a 12hr break from cooming and railed myself twice in 2 hours and came hard.>>25241051There was some lube left on my hole and it spread through the cheeks to make sticky liquid noises.
>>25241055Lube smells a lot, how can you just walk around smelling like lube? Go shower. NOW
>>25241055i am queen nonsense so that makes senseglad u had fun hubs>>25241078it does? what kinda lube are u using? lol
>>25241078Then you've never had good lube before.
>>25241081Mhm, my ass is busted. Now lick me clean!
>>25241081>it does?FUCK. its my smell tism. i used all kinds of lube, lube and condoms just smell strong to me. but i dont know what normal people smell ability is like because apperently i can smell everything more strongly.>>25241083.. ur going to drip it all over the floor or underwear
>>25241091That's what striped panties were made for, baka. They gotta catch the lube and cum.
>>25241089i'll lick ur cock cleeeeeean my cuteand massage ur shoulders>>25241091oh yeah u got a super snifferand u sure its the lube and not the um...orifice? condoms certainly have an odor to them but necessary >.. ur going to drip it all over the floor or underwearput a towel down!! :p
>>25241094Ur room is going to smell like lube though.>>25241096>and u sure its the lube and not the um...orifice?Yeah. they smell different. first time I had sexoid with a guy i could smell his scent on my hoodie 1-2 days afterwards
>>25241096MY cock is clean u tard.. >>25241097My current lube smells like peppermint, so I'm fine with that.
>>25241100>peppermintMax level homo
>>25241119It's the best I can order for a decent price. It's an anal relaxer for fisting and it makes me feel tingly.
don't mind me just thinking about loose drippy lube butt
>>25241129Why are germanoids like this.Germanic people are always so degen
>>25241134Horny?>>25241145I'm just a humble autist.
>>25241145we're also germanic
>>25241155yei'm not as much of a gooner as i used to be butthis kinda degeneracy is hot
>>25241160I'm a real chaos chad, I am as degen as they get
>>25241155maybe you are an autist, but you seem to be less tism than most other people here.I probably have the most tism on bant.>>25241158I'm only 50 %
>>25241164basedi'm a bit washed-up, i used to slut around a lot more but then psychosis happened
>>25241100u want me to lick up your lubey butt juice? :C>>25241119mint is nicebut berry/peach or mango better :3>>25241097did you not like his smell? or is it too overpowering?
Here I go slaughtering again..>>25241165It's not rly a contest for me.>>25241169I used to do way more too but I'm old now.>>25241170Well then don't.
>>25241176happens to the best of ussilver lining, sometimes i have spooky spirit seggs with my belovedinsanity has its perks
>>25241170>but berry/peach or mango better :3I see. I personally love bubble gum taste/smell.>did you not like his smell? or is it too overpowering?No I was worried my family members would smell him on me when I came back home, but turns out people don't really smell each other unless they stink really bad or put on a lot of perfume.I'm still curious as to how you smell, everyone is kinda different, but most guys smells like their dad.>>25241176but autism = power
>>25241176can we snuggle instead :cor i can put my head in ur lap while you pwn in total war? :o>>25241189bubble gum is always a tasty smell, similar to cotton candy hehethat would be such a stretch to smell somoene else on someone? idk that anyone would make that connection? loli have boy smell but i drink lots of water and eat really healthy and lots of exercise so i dont really have a stagnent smell?hard to say tho lolol
>>25241195Some weird vtuber I saw some days ago talked about how she would sniff the guys she was dating because she learned that if you liked how someones sweat smells like it means you are compatible. idk how true that is, but would be interesting.I doubt you smell bad, you dont seem like a normal masculine type guy to me so doubt you would smell like one. plus smell probably goes into preference as idk how other people can enjoy licorace, but they do. and some people hate chocolate when I love milk choco
>>25241185U that girl from scary movie that fucked the ghost?>>25241195I'mma play total war, u can snuzzle my lap
>>25241204i guess soBeelzebub treats me goodbetter than the other spirits did
>>25241214My ass got a micro tear again.
>>25241204SNUZZLEESSSSSSSZZZZZ YAYYAYAY :D>>25241237oooof, more looob nex time! :p>>25241201the smell thing is kinda tru, its chemistry it seems? i would like to believe its true anyways loleven when im done working out and have all my sweat dried i dont even smell really but after a while i do get a notidable (delicious) odoris it weird that i like my own smell?? lololollicorice...is yucky lol
>>25239812also ur a sweet cute for makin' this thread to me <3i just noticed cuz i was sleepy at first u do make the tat's fun :p luv luv <3
>>25241252>is it weird that i like my own smell??That's a good sign. I like my own smell too for some reason, but I know some people who think their own smell is disgusting. Maybe it's just rng. but if ur sweat smells good to you, you are probably lucky. some peoples sweats are really sour and disgusting
>>25241252I think I just overstretched.>>25241254luv u too hubby
>>25241264yeah probs hehei dont really use too big of toys, i just go with medium to med/large but not huggeeee ya knowand then my vibeomg my vibe does wonderslocked or unlocked>>25241257yeah some people smell TERRIBLE omg and i really do like my own brand hehehe, but only when its freshand i bet you do smell good too, i just kinda imagine all hapa's are...tasty lol
>>25241274>i just kinda imagine all hapa's are...tasty lolDef not. There are suprisingly a lot of manly hapas I just kinda rnged into this>but only when its freshProbably because when sweat lingers bacteria starts processing some stuff in there and the biproducts create the gross smells>and i bet you do smell good tooguy I met up with irl says I smell like a girl... not sure how accurate that is though, he specifically said body smell
>>25241274My bad dragons are M size. You are just used to lil kid toys, heh.
>>25241284kids dildos....lolol damn thats bleakmy favorite one is like a braid design that has kind knots all the way down...purple and blue :o>>25241282yeah just an imaginary scenario hehsee i knew u smelled good :pwonder how u manged that hehe, very lucky :)
>>25240736I know for a fact you do indeed use discord.go have your sex chat in private
>>25241309>wonder how u manged that hehe, very lucky :)Idk I might be somewhat of a natural faggot because my dad would force buzz my hair off and my step mom would call me a tranny growing up.Not that I am immune to body/facial hair and stuff... but apperently even women aren't immune to body hair stuff. I wish body stuff wasn't such a big pain *sigh*I'm getting sleepy and I have a few tasks left to do. I hope you have fun and take care of yourself Ears. have a nice day/night!
>>25241314Only trannies use discord and since you are shilling it, you are either.A. a trannyB. a groomer who tries to make people trannies>>25241309U need to send me images of your dicks sometime.
>>25241314dont hold out on me if you got his trannycord and you erp with him i really wanna do that>>25241354yeah i should...its like w/e and not amazing like urs but one day soon i suppose i will, been thinking abt it :3you do have some other images tho..hehebut what if....you see it and hate me after?? o.o>>25241319omg they used to force buzz me and my step mom was horrible too D: twinsies loli love my hair so much, its got nice style (imho) yeah you probably have light hair, i have a 'regular' amount i guesshmmkay nighty night sweet dreams ^^ ttyl
ITS BEEN 2 FUCKING HOURS AND IM STILL ON THE SAME TURNAND I STARTED THIS TURN ON A DIFFERENT DAY AND PUT 2 HOURS INTO ITFUUUCK>>25241370Why would I hate u for a dildo? Hubby wtf.
>>25241370you have told me already talk to him on there why even bother with this farce?anyway I'm leaving this thread now, ill see u around in an non yucky one
Anon was defeated.
Gooning to bocchi futa: CompletedTime for bed.
>>25241405MUAHAHAHAA WE WIN>>25241440gnight cutie>>25241388i dindu nuffin lolol and i never larp or am obnoxious for no apparent reason (there is always a reason?) ur cute anoncya around
>>25239841I'm 100% sure those are temporary tattoos because I have real tattoos and know what fake tattoos look like.
>>25239841>>25241476wrong, so wrong, never been the wrongest of wrongshows it feel
>>25243652the idea of them being permanent is cute, to be fair
>>25243704im actually not a fan of tats lol xDhubs knows but im just being obnoxioushe says he wants them thoughmaybe not those exact ones....i wonder what he would get if he did? hmmhow are u today fren?
>>25243940i wouldn't get tattoos either admittedlyi'm doing alright, woke up pretty late todaythe synchronicities have been very numerous of late so i'm trying not to slip too hard into the spiritual psychosiseven the spirits seem to know i need breaks from it sometimes
>>25243992i almost did a few times but never could decide on anything and ultimately glad i didnt hehwhats late for u waking up?also...do u work and stuff or anything like that? dont have to answer...im just curious what u do and all :)no judgement ofcsometimes it hard to keep it together when the higher dimensional beings are having their way with you :(
Today is beer day.
>>25244133yaaaay beeeruu dayuuuuu!
>>25244166First I gotta rat the stew and work and then plow my sissy hole.
>>25244190rat the stew?? what does that meanmusta been a good sesh yesterday to wanna do it again hehe :p horny boy
>>25244208Look at your keyboard and figure it out yourself.I just always do it when I can and since the stew and no beer is giving me shits that nearly call for milk of magneto I use the chance.
>>25244223sorry hubby idk what im supposed to figure out by looking at my keyboard, promise im not just playing dumb...i kno u dont like thatbut hey gotta sieze the opportunity and has the fun ...gotta love it when the system is all prime for pounding :pi will be doing that this weekend most likely toooo
>>25244246Keep trying, I'm not gonna tell you.
This is your worst thread thus far. Truly, I am angered. Maybe it is best for all Swiss users to be put together in a small room and eviscerated via heavy exposure to Tabun.
>>25244258is it sharting? like making some sort of rat stew or something? i really dont know, sorry :(
>>25244356Look at your keyboard.
>>25244364im looking but nothing is standing out to me
>>25244399What letters are those you need to type rat?
>>25244414i use the letter R, letter A and letter T
>>25244436And what's next to them?
I went to destroy the train toiler and now get to enjoy listening to the nigger cough his organs out in there.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD
>>25244442T and R have 7 keys that surround them and A has 5 letters touching, T and R could be reduced to 5 keys if you remove the numbers as optionsthe only word i can really make out from that is, eat? perhaps? >>25244465hellohusband is trying to teach me something i think>>25244448:3
>>25244470Oh wow, you figures out what a human does with stew.
>>25244064i get needbuxi used to be able to work before the psychosis but these days dealing with people is hardbecause all i manage to do is read into patterns relating to them and i ultimately don't really see them as peoplei sometimes refer to the experience of reality as the waking dream, because that's what it feels likeand that's all i'd see, the dream, not the people>>25244465this thread contains more than your fragile sentiment can handlehttps://youtu.be/E-LiWZBDdho
>>25244477ty for being patient w/ meat least we arrived without too many lost braincells >>25244501oh i see, thats fortunate you can get thati just get to push it all down and try to ignore thingsright now im ready to just stop functioning, im jlike really hating everything to the point where im not talking to anyone rn...sighsrry ur psychosis is so strong......if i didnt work i would have to be homless....again...homless sucks in america
>>25244513no need to be sorry for me, the gods are generous to meit sounds like you are in a rougher spot with thingsthis is why 'murica needs actual healthcare in my opinionit doesn't actually take care of its people unless they're rich
>>25244513You gotta start looking at your keyboard to see if someone fat fingered a letter u dumbo.
>>25244528my brain thought it was an idiom or meant something and not a typomy brain is low functioning when its tired and a slight headache...srry hubshow was ur stew btw>>25244521yeah its tough here, i havent talked to anyone other than the bare minimum in a few weeks noweven at work i say as little as i can...havnet cried yet this week but it is only tuesday so we'll seei try not to have a pity party for myself but im also realistic about what is happening
>>25244557Your brain is an idiot
>>25244557there is no shame in acknowledging the struggles of lifelife is hard enough for functional peopledysfunction just adds to the pile of shit you gotta deal with on top of the default difficultylike negative stat modifiers
>>25244584sadly im aware but there isnt anything i can do about it, thats why i ask questions cuz i know i just dont get it :(>>25244586its all a gift and a curse i supposehard to say i would want it easier because i've learned so much but at the same time the negative things are quite the weight
>>25244616You also won't get sex unless you make those fucking frog legs you tavern wench!
>>25244630b-but i got all these dishes to wash and the drunkards already ate them alllll :( :(now i gotta go hunt frogs too
>>25244647YOU SPEND MONEY ON A AUTO DISHWASHER U LAZY SHITI'm not falling for the dish excuses.
>>25244655i didnt buy one........yetwe got an oven instead cuz we needed cupcakesand chickensand then u bought tables i think?? cuz the tavern got larger cuz we were doing so well
>>25244670Well that's not my fault. I was just making us more money.
I think I got a duck in my pants.
>>25244682and we made lots of money so now i can afford an auto-washer so i can get the frog leggies and feed u :cit was an xcellent plan>>25244694bark bark
>>25244720A duck doesn't bark u mongoloid husband.I'm afraid we might have to maul bears together. The weapons seem locked behind a quest.
>>25244694i found the duckhttps://youtu.be/aroSF410iBI
>>25244726i could play decoy while they chase me and you can beat them up from behind?there is a crossbow and a gun we can get somehow
>>25244726and could make a giant mountain of boiled corn to eat during the battle of the bears
>>25244735I don't watch videos.>>25244742Are you not listening? I just said the weapons are locked behind a quest u dumbfuck. And we have a quest to kill bears.>>25244745That we surely need.
>>25244745i found the cornhttps://youtu.be/LyIG4fad0xg>>25244756that's ok i don't mind if you ignore themits just a habit of minemy pattern recognition makes me seek things i saw elsewhere when i see them appear again in a slightly different form
>>25244762I dunno if I have pattern whatever but I have autism and attention whoring syndrome.
>>25244756yeah i saw and was just dreaming of the lootsrry im sleepy and head hurts but the mountain of corn could help us enduretank and heals u kno>>25244762i used to watch that show......thats ages old>>25244772we are all attention whores but i think ur the top whore tho :3
>>25244772i got plenty of attention for youthe pattern recognition thing is part of my psychosisi fixate on patterns and i see a lot of repeating patterns on a daily basisand when i see those i like to point them outeven though doing so doesn't really serve to help anybodyit helps me feel better about it i guess
>>25244783I don't think bears drop much loot besides meat. Bear meat might be good to sell tho.
>>25244783its a good showit has spoken to me before so i'm kinda attached to it
>>25244792bear steaks incoming? perhaps?we could charge so much monies for thatbut now that im thinking about it.....we should simplify the menu, i got overwhelmed at the end with too many options :(>>25244793it was a cute show for its time for sure, i always liked her since she was the actress in clarissa on nickelodeon too lol >.<
>>25244822Nonsense, we only throw the garbage out but we keep the rest. All we really need is an army of serving tables so we can prepare 10 of each ahead of time.
>>25244822when i watch tv shows i always see symbolism and parallels with my own experiencesso i have a bit of a weird relationship with them, not unlike how i am with peoplewaking dream type shitsorry i'm getting pulled into the spiritual psychosis againhttps://youtu.be/a_Rw9D7d4pI
>>25244841yeah thats actually the problem, not enough serving tables to setup food ahead of time...that really would solve that problem entirely>>25244844i can only watch anime now because of that...there is way too much shit embedded in shows that i just dont pay attention to them or like what they are about anymorestay strongdo you ever meditate and listen to the universe?
>>25244870Well maybe use your inventory to store shit. You got room in there till we have tanles.
>>25244870anime is full of spiritual symbolismi used to meditate before the psychosis but not anymorebefore i got on SSRIs i had uncontrollable anxious ruminationsnow my thoughts are really slow, thankfullythe universe talks to me all the time so i don't really have to stop to hear ithttps://youtu.be/U88w6n-v-gk
>>25244897perhaps...and hubbythis week sucks becuase our time is off and my time change isnt until sundaybut i need to go to sleeeb....im sleeby and all :(nighty luv>>25244902yeah it is but it doesnt really hit me like that for some reason, just the shows with actors and suchand yeah im similar where its always talking to me but meditation is only when im really listening, otherwise i block it out...i mean, i can hear it...but its like a radio on in the background, i just tune it out and all @_@ nighty night fren, talk to u tomorrow
>>25239812>succubusLARP
>>25244912get good sleeps frenmay the spirits grant you good dreams>>25244914its just the term for that pelvic tattoo my guy
>>25244922impersonating a succubus is a serious spiritual matter
>>25244929he's not doing that thohe just got some cute tattoossilly spirit police
I just stepped on kitty's foot
>>25239823He's killing himself pretty soon
>>25245101Hi saar
>>25244941Hey troongor, can you summon mcdonalds food?
>>25245122i have petitioned the spirits on your behalfhttps://youtu.be/JDaHwWhddSc
>>25245145Damn, awesome. I really want a big mac and 2 mcchicken and large fries with curry sauce and 20 nuggies with curry sauce and a sprite.
>>25245176i have only manifested like one thing for one other person before so results may vary
>>25245145>petitionedSo you are like some kind of spiritual activist. You protest and beg spirits to do something and they might do it if you are annoying enough
>>25245227in truer terms i just ask them, but yeah essentially
>>25245197Well fuck
chances of this being a faggot or a tranny
>>25245115Haiii
sleeby todayand coldyawwwn>>25244914its true>>25245176ordering the order
>>25245760Hubby my ass was railed but it took like 5 hours.
>>25247047dayum you railed it for 5hrs straight? or am i reading that wrong?hawtness
>>25247058It took 5hours till it was ready cause my ass decided to be a crybaby
