take your meds danny none of this happened

>>25245668
It happened.

it is what it is

I honestly thought people would come looking for me... considering all that I had done for the global community.

>>25245696
it didn't. your brain doesn't work right

>>25245663
>for the past 30 years
You had trillions in bitcoin, 10 years before it was invented?

>>25245705
I have memory loss that hurts me, but the things I do remember, happened. I started Google by hiring Larry and Sergey from their school... I invented the iPod, and the iPhone, and iPad. I designed the Apple MacBook Air, including all of those extra 'gestures' for the track pad. I invented the currently used USB-C. I worked so hard that I got writer's block... I couldn't think of what to do next. The last thing I remember coding was this 4 hole button with a string through it, so you could play with it. I tried to kill myself over a worry that I was being molested in my sleep, and I didn't consider other options. I just felt so unsanitary.

>>25245708
I invented it, yeah

Danny stole the Bitcoin invention from me. I invented it while working on a car and this little part fell off it and I thought "well that's a bit" and then I reached in my pocket and I felt a coin. A quarter. And I pulled it out, and I looked at the part on the floor and it came to me.

I ran to my trusted friend Danny to tell him we weren't going to have to worry about money anymore and he hit me over the head with a frozen salmon (he worked in a salmon warehouse), it knocked me out cold and then he somehow extracted this concept from my mind. Maybe he drugged and tortured me. Maybe he hit me with the scopolamine and I just gave the goose but I don't know. I don't remember. Danny uses his excuses that he "can't remember", this ridiculous concept, to cover up the time he hit me in the head with a giant frozen salmon and stole my ideas. He doesn't remember conveniently when he did that. Remembers before and later down the line he suddenly had this remarkable recovery where he wasn't in a wheelchair no more

Sure, Dan. SURE, DAN!

>>25245718
o_o

>>25245712
you have an active psychosis and it makes you remember things that are not real

>>25245718
Damn, dude. If you were in America, I would tell you to take that guy to court. I don't know how it works in Canadia.

>>25245737
Okay, I'm on my parents' wi-fi now. What I want to know is what makes you feel more satisfied with telling me that I am sick and inventive, rather than to take me for my word? I hear voices now, and I was calling the cops for a while to tell them 'my insider know', but I am finally on a medication that lets me off the hook as far as it goes. It's a long story, really. I have been mentally stable since 2023.

Steve Jobs is dead, and really, I never learned anyone's names from 'teams' I worked on. With things like the iPod, it was a pitch I took to the whole design team, including Jobs, and they wound up releasing their own without telling me. So I took to updating theirs to be as efficient as the one I designed, but I called mine the iPod Mini. I talked to Bill Gates frequently. He was fun. We played FPS matches together. I really liked him. He told me once that the future of computing was in touch screens, and I found that inspiring. He asked me once what the System32 did. I actually gave him a full explanation... because I had recently homebrewed a working version of Windows with 100% original script.

But my point is, there aren't many people who I know of that you could ask about me from 1995ish to 2005. Jack Nicholson might not admit to it, but I gave him a bunch of stuff. I thought he was funny, a little sad, and underwhelmingly underutilized. I helped him with casting for As Good as it Gets. I am almost certain he was just needing a financial role, because he almost took a spot as a vampire. We talked about imdb during its infancy.

I talk a lot when I get to it. Hold up.

"It's a long story, really."
So I attempted suicide in April 2005. I had been living a secret life online until that point. Afterwards, I didn't have that second life. I was very anxious, open with select people, but always ready to talk. And I was kind of popular in high school. I guess I wasn't one of the cool kids, because I didn't like drugs or alcohol or even smoking at the time, so I would rarely end up at a party. I turned down a lot of things out of fear of just not liking it, or being embarrassed... whatever. That's just an overview. To be completely honest, I was shy, and I had this childhood fear of a broken heart, so I didn't date.

When I was 23 or so, I met this guy called Alex Max who played League of Legends with me, and we would Skype. To cut it short, we had a falling out of sorts, because he was really verbally aggressive and made one of my little brother's friends cry. After a good 4 months that we didn't talk, he came back to me with this idea of doing a podcast.

So 3 or 4 months of like, near daily 8 to 14 hour Skype calls get recorded of us doing skits and stuff. Because of my memory loss, I didn't notice at the time that some of the work he was pitching was literally written by me as a kid. I didn't make the connection that our podcast was a hit until I found Bojack Horseman in its second season on Netflix. BoJack Horseman, Rick & Morty, Brad Neely's Harg Nallin' Sclopio Peepio, and Comedy Bang Bang all had origins from before Alex, but somehow he made the connections and cut me out.

When I realized that I remembered writing a lot of things I was seeing on Netflix at the local library, I started getting waves of memories back... but things just kept getting worse when first my parents tossed my CD-ROM backups which were specifically designed for 2025.