>eat too much food>diewhy do humans do this?
>>25246209HE ATE LIKE A TRU NORFMAN
>>25246209Live like a boss, die like a boss
>>25246209Low IQ and/or low will to live. Our civilization cultivates both of these things.
When you're here, you're family
>>25246209What a great way to go out. Rest in peace, and Total Kike Death.
>>25246212Kys cuckold faggot
>>25246209Why do we do anything that's leads to our death?But you know what they say for older men , food replaces sex.Fuck the Sopranos, though. Shitty modern slope.Ollie Reed, a million times better actor and man.
>>25246215Them titties.
>>25246209its the worms that make all 'muh freedom of choice' decisions
>>25246216He was great in gladiator. Too bad he died half way through from drinking too much.
>>25246215so you're a fat low iq NIGGER CATTLE , correct? otherwise, you wouldnt be so triggered "boss."
>>25246209He was happy at least.
>>25246219he died from being a big fat fuck, like you.
>all that booze>an average amount of food>THE FOOD KILLED HIM
>>25246223alcohol thins the blood though. It's all that fat and cholesterol that clogs arteries
>>25246209...Did you even read your own picture?Food very obviously is not what killed him.
Demon of gluttony. Hedonism is a symptom of demonic influence.
>>25246209Gandolfini? He was the brother of Sarumoni?
>>25246209The funniest shit ever was when all top news agencies were showing clips of him acting out a heart attack in the Sopranos while talking about how he died of a heart attack. Imagine being his family member and switching through news channels and all you see is your family member in pain having a heart attack when that's actually how they died.
>>25246209>Americans>humanspick one
Anyone who eats foie gras deserves to die
>>25246221Easy when a guiness is like 3%
>>25246229
>>25246209Not a bad way to go, both my parents suffered during months and agonized for hours before dying of cancer
>>252462313%? Even our tap water is stronger than that.
>>25246224You're saying a fat guy can't drink himself to death?
>>25246209It’s sad when they go young like that.
>>25246234No Guinness is ever that low. It varies between 4% and 8%
That's a fairly small amount for an average-sized person I'd say?
>>25246235no I'm just saying if he only drank alcohol and didn't have two big orders of shrimp (with mayo sauce) and foie gras (pure fat) then I don't think he'd die that day
>>25246209Liquor isn't food.
>>25246209>I think its time for you to seriously start consider eating salads>Get off my car before you roll it over you fat fuck>Consider an exercise2026, Bobby is still here. James never had the making's of a varsity athlete.
>>25246230Foie gras is fucking delicious.It's only unacceptable if it's derived from duck.Ducks are cute little friends.Geese are chickens invented by Satan.Kill all geese.
Fried prawns? I compromised, I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead
>>25246209You don't think he was fucked up before that meal?
He never had the makings of a varsity fat fuck.
>>25246244from the thumbnail I thought she was a stack of potatoes before I expanded the image lol
>>25246220Your mother is a fat pig like yourself >>25246222
>>25246209>foie grashe 100% deserved to die for ordering something produced by torturing ducks
>>25246209EatEAT EAT.EAT!.EAT!WAT!
>>25246209Legendary Porcus Pullo is a hero of the HBO Programming, but look at him now! Jowls can tell every man's number. He has committed a terrible surfeiting, and he will pay for it with his life! As will any man here who breaks the scale.
>>2524620951 years old, he was just a kid.
>>25246247
>>2524622130 pints?Wouldnt that be like 15,000 calories a day?
>>25246242>I hope the whole entire world is blown up with nuclear bombs>except me cozy in my wittle bed wid my wittle duckies we’ll be ok just cause :^)
>>25246253look at his gobbler and gut and do the math
>>25246209It was the prawns
>>25246230Why did he do it
>>25246252Loving your work.
>>25246257Out of love
>>25246209only a faggot mixes pina colada with rum
>>25246209incredibly based snack. James Gandolfini was the only homosexual that I wouldn't mock or make fun of.RIP Tony
>>25246260was this meant to be sexual?
>>25246209Isnt this the best way to die? Live a life enjoying everything, get a sudden heart attack before 60 while youre still lucid and able to walk without too many crippling health issues. Seeing my family get old just sucks.
>eat a normal amount of food>still die
>>25246262You're supposed to ride it alone, or at least not with your mother.
>>25246209The foie gras was to die for, I heard
>>25246216Nepo baby.
>>25246258>>25246252Thats breakroom
>>25246224It probably dehydrated him acutely
>>25246253ric flair claims he used to consume 10,000 calories per day JUST in booze+soda. not to mention he was eating 4-6 meals per day
>>25246254This but unironically.
>>25246209doesn't sound too bad?you think you are going to die with dignity but statistically that's false, you'll probably die in some car crash or from some random cancer
>>25246271It can’t be unironic you stupid retard
>>25246221I think I need this book.
>>25246209Vaxx status?
>>25246274Sorry I bought the last one and you cant have it
>>252462752013 newnigger
>>25246209I'm on board with this until the foie gras, should have went with caviar
>>25246275He died 8 years before the kike vaxx
>>25246278>eat salty fish eggs instead of liver pateyou have never eated caviar
>>25246273The only people I let tell me what to do are my dad, my boss, and the dominatrix who I pay to fuck my ass with a strap-on.
Makes sense for a lot of people. Their natural life would have them eating all the time as much as they could, because they were active doing constant labor. When they are put in a position of leisure, they can't reconcile this. There is a certain carried over aristocratic value at the capability of restraining oneself from becoming that fat.
>>25246209>foie graskarmic justice for that fat fag
>>25246246Looks like the shit emoji.
>>25246214lmao came here to say this
>>25246281I like it with sour cream on regular potato chips, foie gras is just gross to me
>>25246254This but ironically.
>>25246260???
>>25246209Like half of the 7 deadly sins>Gluttony>Greed>Sloth>Lust
>>25246209I mean ya he pigged out, and his eating habits were probably related to his heart exploding, but for context this was his last super, he actually died the following day…
>>25246224>cholesterolLatest science says people with higher cholesterol live longer actually. Educate yourself.
>>25246292this is true, but regardless they can’t even decide if coffee is ((good)) for you
>>25246290>pig out once and go to hellthats not the way it workslook up "Yànwō"
>>25246260Why is the kid also retarded on top of everything else going on here?
>>25246295Retards like rides too anon
>>25246294>pig out once>onceYou don't become morbidly obese from pigging out once, fatass
>>25246209Because in the context of nature, it's a winning strategy.>guy was well pass his prime>was probably well resourced and fed during his prime verile years>probably survived by many children and descendants Nature doesn't give a shit about the individual and he's outlived his biological importance.
yeah.. it was from overeating.. *rolls eyes*
>>25246297you do if 60% of all side dishes are complex carbs like potatoes and heavy sauces thickened with flourplus points for bodies build to survive famines and winters
>>25246252>>25246247They always look so dejected as if they were ever going to get anything better than that.
>>25246298He did have two kids
>>25246209jfc, pity whoever had to do the autopsy
>>25246300Sure thing, piggy
>>25246209God bless him, he went out with a stomach full of liver and sea bugs while 3 times over the legal limit to drive
>>25246244She looks like one of those children's stackable rings play toy.
>>25246209Literally who?
>>25246229You are a germ though, under their thumb...
>>25246262just mother and son having fun time at the carnival, churka
>>25246274Dublin Pub Life and Lore: An Oral HistoryKevin C. Kearns, Roberts Rinehart Publishers $15.95 (288p) ISBN 978-1-57098-164-7
>>25246289preciesly ma niggar! such refreshing to see people with critical thinking unlike these retarded article writers because pina collada and beer would sound too faggy so they added rum to the list
>>25246307Tony FUCKIN Soprano that's who.
>>25246209he deserved to die, especially for foie gras. spit be upon him
Some asshole sold that senile bitch a hat that’s way too big now she looks even more stupid.
>>25246276Well, just keep posting great pint men so I can live vicariously.
>>25246310Ace, cheers mate.
>>2524622130 pints is insane. i can do about 10-12 if i'm on a quest to get FUUUUCKED up. and that's at 5% piss
>>25246209He passed away years ago. Why are people suddenly talking about him now?
>>25246233It’s a blessing to have time to make peace with God. Some people get baptised. Redemptive suffering is a human condition
>>25246209>Eats and drinks whatever he wants. Dies at 51>Stops living. Gets vaxed. Doesnt smoke. Doesnt drink alcohol. No drugs. Dies from cancer at 51. >Wants to live to 100 like a good goy
>>25246261wait really? huh, i feel like that would be brought up more
>>25246236>It’s sad when they go young like that.He was a fucking kid.
>>25246244How has this not been wojaked/plapjaked yet?
>>25246212this.>>25246215>cuck faggotprojection
>>25246323Pick a fold and fuck it.
>>25246317never understood how people get drunk on beer aloneI can drink maybe three but then I'm bloated and I don't want to drink moreI was always a liquor manbut those days are over, thankfully
>>25246209Only faggots die
>>25246209We have addictive chemicals in our "food". They're not hungry, so much as addicted. I lost 120lbs coming off the goy slop. Once I beat the chemical bs, it was easy to transition into fasting and eating real foods
>>25246209I can think of few better ways to go
>>25246221My hero
>>25246209Just don't eat goyslopIt's designed to make you crave more goyslop
An actual wop paramedic named Bevilaqua (one of the few people Tony personally murdered on that show) stole his Rolex off his corpse lol
>>25246297Not with that attitude, you scrawny, spineless wimp
>>25246326Eat something salty to go with it, like cheese or cured meat.
>>25246237I was getting some African Guinness years back that was 8% iirc
>>25246216best actor award goes to lain. she was so freakin smug
>>25246336shes lilerally me
>>25246220right guy's fat distribution is kinda aesthetic ngl, a real quality plumper he is, a prized pigger, a gravy god.
>>25246209>humansYou mean americans
>>25246300>complex carbs like potatoesThere has never been a single human being in all the history of the species who got fat on potatoesYou'd have to eat ~9 whole potatoes just to reach 1000 calories
>>25246290
>>25246341>doing nothing is a sin>God commands his "chosen people" to do nothing 1/7 of each weekMany such cases
>>25246209Sounds very luxury, you'd have to be careful about the bartenders drugging your drinks, the cooks drugging your food, along with the drugs that you are doing yourself
>>25246229gosh I hate when my pizza rolls spill cheese on the microwave
>>25246221That's my 2027 goal.
>>25246210>Foeie gras and piña coladas>True NorfmanUh?
>>25246209didnt he monitor his pressure or smth?
>>25246346>The peasant kraut cannot comprehend the actual depth and cultivation of the NorfmanMany such cases.
>>25246231>>252462343% UK/Ireland is the same as 6% in US. We measure ABV, they measure proof (~double ABV). Pretty sure Europe uses proof too because I've had 98% absinthe in Spain and that would be lethal if it were ABV.
>>2524628730 cows cost roughly $60,000 today if you were to buy them from my local stockyard. They gave a bunch of retarded apes a 60k bbq for free. Lol, lmao even.
>>25246350>if you were to buy them from my local stockyardwell thank god i had non-jewish options back then
So what's the order he demolished the feast? I'm going to say he starts with the rum and chases it with beer, tackles the prawns and liver with the pina coladas. Maybe ending it with another rum.
>>25246349Fucking idiot% is always in terms of ABV and proof is used for liquor never beer or wineIf someone means proof they say proof not %
>>25246244I thought this was Patrick
>>25246209At least he died doing what he loved
>>25246209Wasn't Tony Soprano always stuffing his fat fucking face in the show as well
>>25246212It's quite likely both for himHe was a lifelong depressive and definitely no scholarAt least he never pretended
>>25246209He went out doing what he loved.
>>25246212no this is about lack of inhibition, impulsiveness, need for physical comfort. not an iq issue, all kinds of high iq druggies and drunks
>>25246224alcohol is terrible for the cardiovascualr system. short term it causes dilation of the blood vessels, and if you have a bunch of drinks in one sitting like he did, it spikes the heart rate and raises blood pressure. long term it damages the lining of the blood vessels (endothelium) making them stiffer, which means the heart needs to pump harder. it also causes inflammation, which causes scarring and plaque formation, and narrowing of the arteries. https://youtu.be/La1cRaRbvIAlots more issues, but you can watch this short video and this hypereducated dr will tell you
>>25246215Aren't you embarrassed you have this image saved to your device?
>>25246360Well also he was a fat fuck glutton for decades, carrying all that fat around and crushing his heart day in day out for decades. Guy was a walking heart attack waiting to happen.
>>25246209Most people develop eating disorders because they grew up poor, in a house where food was not plentiful. When they see food, they eat it, because if they don't, it will probably be gone 10 minutes later.
>>25246360You should look into what being alive does to the body. It causes death 100 percent of the time
>>25246209>too much foodHo! We gotta dietician ovah here!
>>25246209Went out like a king
>>25246209>drink shitty alcohol and a side of prawns and goose liver>FOOD DID IT
He got smoked just like in the finale.
>>25246360>>25246362This, the dude was so fat he sounded like he had a stuffy nose for decades. If Tone had hit the gym once in awhile he’d have gone another 20 years even with his *gasp* piña coladas.
>>25246349That's the dumbest shit I've ever read.
>>25246362focus.the debate is what killed him, aka caused the fatal heart attack. of course being overweight and eating fried shit is going to contribute to this. but we are discussing the sequence of events leading up to the fatal heart attack, and its plain as day that he had 6 drinks in short succession just prior to it. as i outlined earlier, this can greatly increase the likelihood of a cardiac event. the anon i was replying to was saying that alcohol was not a factor, when it clearly was.
>>25246209Based. Hoping my last meal will be similar.
>>25246224>all that fat and cholesterol that clogs arteries
>>25246359HPA axis dysregulation and fast life behaviour as a core syndromic result of IGM foreskin amputation.
>>25246209Ride like lightning, crash like thunder. Rip big dog, you truly were one in a million.
>>25246209Everyone always talks about how this was an avoidable tragedy that didn't have to happen, but did you ever fucking think that maybe this was how he wanted to go?Honestly, I'm in my 40s now, and I've seen far too many family members suffer for years on end before dying. The "healthiest" ones were generally the worst; they got to be 80+ and just slowly turned into the walking dead. It's disheartening to see even the most vibrant and loving people in your life become bitter, hateful caricatures of themselves while wishing for their own death. I've sat with too many dying family members who spend their few lucid moments asking to be mercy-killed. My friend's dad is currently in hospice care and the stories are horrific. It's literally tearing his family apart.Being a shameless fat fuck who dies of a heart attack at 51 because you can't stop shoveling food and alcohol into your face genuinely sounds preferable.
>>25246223It was a lifetime of similar choices that killed him. Why the fuck do retards act like it was this one specific meal that somehow did him in?Reminds me of one of my favorite Late Show with David Letterman Fun Facts™:>"Scientists say that if Elvis Presley hadn't died of a heart attack on August 16th, 1977, he would have died of a heart attack on September 24th, 1977."
>>25246241kek
>>25246353You guys used to measure beer in ABW, which skewed the percentage of ethanol slightly lower as the ratio to water went up. I don't think any of us were drinking (maybe even alive) then, but an American 4% beer (by weight) would be a 5 or 6% by volume. It led to a few misunderstandings where people either would figure the same beer was brewed lighter for American drinkers, or Americans would get the conversion wrong and drink way too many while travelling abroad.It's led to a funny issue when I come back home to visit the senpai. If they believe I'm Canadian, I can get served appropriately. If they believe I'm American, it's hard to get more than two or three pints at the same pub.
