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I'm not allowed to play with others since the last time, I got too rough and killed a hall monitor.

>come visit The Pedophile Board, we're epic
LOL! Good one! Wake me up when the users of /s4s/ have better jokes than "SEX WITH CHILDREN LOLE!"

>>25247177
I'll visit if by visit you mean shoving my BWC inside tight pink s4s bussies

I'll come back in 2040 when I'm finally Yuji Sakai##Admin

>>25247177
dubs

here would be my first acts as the mod of [s4s]

the doremi bot would get redtexted and stickied and locked and permabanned just like the porn boards do when someone pisses off the whole board with a stupid fucking thread

i already do that thing where i ask people how old are you are but i would do it with my capcode off then redtext them

anyone who complains about namefigs (with a loophole, if you check your fortune and get a good fortune i allow you to) gets redtexted

vocaroo goes to the spam filter

a few people would get localled and told to go a different board, like send wish/grimm to soc, the pol idiot to pol or bant depending what he posted, juliesexcatgirl because she's mentally ill i would move her threads to soc without banning her

i already left the s4s discord i was but if i got hired i would leave it immediately

kyrie would be rangebanned

the mikugirl bot would be permabanned

there would be several permanent stickies
>yosho
>spikeman
>flube
>jack ruselel
>le millenom girl
>this is nice board

all trans/futa porn would be banned telling them to go to >>>/d/ or >>>/b/ wherever

on april fools day i would play a game of starcraft with the mod tools and sticky as many threads as fast as i can unless they are really bad

it would be pretty based

they don't accept applications for [s4s] janitors but if Anonymous##Mod wants someone who can cover the board almost 24/7 i can do it but you gotta realize i've worked several positions where i was a paid mod/admin so you better give me ban powers quick

in the multiverse Anonymous##Mod would chat with me in this thread about letting me file an application for [s4s] specifically

ok I'll make some posts there

>>25247177
>openly inviting a /pol/ adjacent board
careful what you wish for